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What is your greatest desire in life?

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My greatest desire in life goes a little something like this:

Me + Bam Margera
Me + Johnny Knoxville
Me + Ryan Dunn
Me + Raab Himself
Me + Rake Yohn (maybe)
Me + Brandon Dicamillo (Hey, c'mon, I'd consider!)
Me + Ehren Mcghehey (maybe, again)


Oh wait, this isn't the wildest sexual fantasy thread is it? Oh well, It includes desire....

I have no real overpowering desires... I'm content.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
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My greatest desire in life goes a little something like this:

Me + Bam Margera
Me + Impediment
Me + Ryan Dunn
Me + Raab Himself
Me + Rake Yohn (maybe)
Me + Brandon Dicamillo (Hey, c'mon, I'd consider!)
Me + Ehren Mcghehey (maybe, again)


Oh wait, this isn't the wildest sexual fantasy thread is it? Oh well, It includes desire....

I'm flattered.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
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My greatest desire in life goes a little something like this:

Me + Bam Margera
Me + Johnny Knoxville
Me + Ryan Dunn
Me + Raab Himself
Me + Rake Yohn (maybe)
Me + Brandon Dicamillo (Hey, c'mon, I'd consider!)
Me + Ehren Mcghehey (maybe, again)


Oh wait, this isn't the wildest sexual fantasy thread is it? Oh well, It includes desire....

I still think you're the worst member on KMC....

Originally posted by Impediment
A little harsh, much?

Slightly, but....................

Originally posted by Impediment
A little harsh, much?

Care, much? srug

Originally posted by Impediment
I'm flattered.
I too am flattered, by them. droolio
Originally posted by Impediment
A little harsh, much?
Doesn't matter Impediment. I actually have no idea why he still continues to quote me after I ignored him around a year ago, or more. I even started a thread on the stupidity of quoting people who will never read their posts anyway.

Originally posted by st@rlight
What is your greatest desire in life?

To find the girl of my dreams, I know she is out there somewhere and also to make something with my life.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
I too am flattered, by them. droolio

Doesn't matter Impediment. I actually have no idea why he still continues to quote me after I ignored him around a year ago, or more. I even started a thread on the stupidity of quoting people who will never read their posts anyway.

Because I like to quote people who fail in life.... w00t

Originally posted by Scarecrow756
To find the girl of my dreams, I know she is out there somewhere and also to make something with my life.
I like your signature......

Anyhoo, my greatest desires are simple, really:

-To be the best parent that I can possibly be.
-To never allow myself to be trampled on in life.
-To live happily with a sense of accomplishment.
-To win the lottery.

See? It's just the simple things that I desire............

I think the first one's been done. AND you and Madison look cute while sleeping.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
I think the first one's been done. AND you and Madison look cute while sleeping.

Stalker *****... eek

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
fart3

My greatest desire in life goes a little something like this:

Me + Bam Margera
Me + Johnny Knoxville
Me + Ryan Dunn
Me + Raab Himself
Me + Rake Yohn (maybe)
Me + Brandon Dicamillo (Hey, c'mon, I'd consider!)
Me + Ehren Mcghehey (maybe, again)


Oh wait, this isn't the wildest sexual fantasy thread is it? Oh well, It includes desire.... You have Ehren Mcghehey on there but no Steve-O? Come on, I'd like a guy who'd light his ass on fire while banging you



*shudder*

but no seriously. Steve-O droolio

Ironicly i have Coulrophobia

At least you dont have dave london. eww poop

my greatest desire at the moment. Having a good singing voice mine sucks.. or to join the french circus as a trapeze artist.

again with the Coulrophobia

Originally posted by Ronny
You have Ehren Mcghehey on there but no Steve-O? Come on, I'd like a guy who'd light his ass on fire while banging you



*shudder*

but no seriously. Steve-O droolio

Ironicly i have Coulrophobia

At least you dont have dave london. eww poop

my greatest desire at the moment. Having a good singing voice mine sucks
You and your desires herb

Steve-O?? *ugh* If I were a woman I'd rather clean the floors at a peep show than sleep with him.

Originally posted by Ronny
You have Ehren Mcghehey on there but no Steve-O? Come on, I'd like a guy who'd light his ass on fire while banging you



*shudder*

but no seriously. Steve-O droolio

Ironicly i have Coulrophobia

At least you dont have dave london. eww poop

my greatest desire at the moment. Having a good singing voice mine sucks.. or to join the french circus as a trapeze artist.

again with the Coulrophobia
HOLY CRAP, Thank you SO much! I knew I was forgetting someone. I cannot thank you enough. The thing that most gets me about Steve-O is his smile, his smile makes me melt so much. droolio

Okay, let's add on to my list...

Me + Bam Margera (definate)
Me + Johnny Knoxville (definate)
Me + Ryan Dunn (definate)
Me + Raab Himself (definate)
Me + Rake Yohn (maybe)
Me + Brandon Dicamillo (Hey, c'mon, I'd consider!)
Me + Ehren Mcghehey (maybe, again)
Me + Steve-O (definate)
Me + Chris Pontius (considerable!)
Me + Ville Valo (definate)

Originally posted by st@rlight
What is your greatest desire in life?

Waffles..... droolio

Originally posted by Impediment
Steve-O?? *ugh* If I were a woman I'd rather clean the floors at a peep show than sleep with him. I'm attracted to stange men At least I recognize hes a strange man.


AQUA!

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
HOLY CRAP, Thank you SO much! I knew I was forgetting someone. I cannot thank you enough. The thing that most gets me about Steve-O is his smile, his smile makes me melt so much. droolio

Okay, let's add on to my list...

Me + Bam Margera (definate)
Me + Johnny Knoxville (definate)
Me + Ryan Dunn (definate)
Me + Raab Himself (definate)
Me + Rake Yohn (maybe)
Me + Brandon Dicamillo (Hey, c'mon, I'd consider!)
Me + Ehren Mcghehey (maybe, again)
Me + Steve-O (definate)
Me + Chris Pontius (considerable!) Chris pontius? you forgot him too! Bah, hes not that hot but he has a fantastic body

Chris Pontius is the bravest, or stupidest, of the Jackass crew. I mean, c'mon, he drank horse semen for Christ's sake!!

Originally posted by Ronny
Chris pontius? you forgot him too! Bah, hes not that hot but he has a fantastic body
I likey his hair! And his laugh. Oh and I added Ville Valo onto the list too, lol.

Originally posted by Ronny
I'm attracted to stange men At least I recognize hes a strange man.


AQUA!

Hi Ronny! moose3

Originally posted by Impediment
Chris Pontius is the bravest, or stupidest, of the Jackass crew. I mean, c'mon, he drank horse semen for Christ's sake!!
And he put his dong through a hole in the wall and let a snake bite it. He probably had extra padding, but just the thought of it makes him that much more brave!

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
And he put his dong through a hole in the wall and let a snake bite it. He probably had extra padding, but just the thought of it makes him that much more brave!

not to mention ridiculously stupid. I think bravery and stupidity often get confused.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
I like your signature...... Thanks

Wanna see something weird? Go to my MySpace page and look at my top friends. You'll see my buddy, Kevin, listed therein. Tell me he doesn't look exactly like Chris Pontius!!!!

Originally posted by Impediment
Chris Pontius is the bravest, or stupidest, of the Jackass crew. I mean, c'mon, he drank horse semen for Christ's sake!! Even he was ashamed off himself

I cant believe they has to censor THAT of all things

Originally posted by Impediment
Wanna see something weird? Go to my MySpace page and look at my top friends. You'll see my buddy, Kevin, listed therein. Tell me he doesn't look exactly like Chris Pontius!!!!
zOMG *Runs off to look*

Originally posted by Impediment
Wanna see something weird? Go to my MySpace page and look at my top friends. You'll see my buddy, Kevin, listed therein. Tell me he doesn't look exactly like Chris Pontius!!!! He doesnt look alot like him but i see the resemblance.

I'm going to add you

Originally posted by Ronny
Even he was ashamed off himself

I cant believe they has to censor THAT of all things

It's because the MPAA considers the consumption of excreta, beit human or animal, to be "pornographic", and the movie would have gotten an X rating. I bet the DVD will uncensor that scene.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
not to mention ridiculously stupid. I think bravery and stupidity often get confused. Hes a trained proffesional >.< Its not stupid if you get PAID to do it.

Originally posted by Impediment
It's because the MPAA considers the consumption of excreta, beit human or animal, to be "pornographic", and the movie would have gotten an X rating. I bet the DVD will uncensor that scene. And Wee-man's flopping dong isnt?

"Flopping dong"?

Well it was bouncing as he was running across the table

The shows:

Simpsons
Family Guy
The Office
Ghost Hunters
Mystery Science Theater 3000



and i guess my girlfriend

That when I have kids that they will be happy, healthy and live a better life then me.

Originally posted by Impediment
Wanna see something weird? Go to my MySpace page and look at my top friends. You'll see my buddy, Kevin, listed therein. Tell me he doesn't look exactly like Chris Pontius!!!!
Holy schneikies he has his cheeks and his lips.
Originally posted by Ronny
And Wee-man's flopping dong isnt?
Dude, I remembered back a while ago Steve-O and Wee-Man were talking to the camera and Steve-O says "There is nothing Wee about Wee-Man's penis!", that was a total lie. I mean for an LP, Jason's weiner isn't THAT small but....yeah...

Originally posted by Ronny
Hes a trained proffesional >.< Its not stupid if you get PAID to do it.

Actually, ya, it is, in my opinion. Doing the things those guys do, is ridiculous. Someone running a child porn site gets paid to, so I guess that doesn't make it stupid?

Originally posted by st@rlight
What is your greatest desire in life?

For me and all my loved ones to be happy and successful in everything they do and to have all their dreams fulfilled

Originally posted by Ronny
Hes a trained proffesional >.< Its not stupid if you get PAID to do it.

I'd say it makes you more of an idiot, actually.

I wanna be the top producing dung beetle farmer in the world

Originally posted by Soleran
I wanna be the top producing dung beetle farmer in the world pitt_woot I want to work for you

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Actually, ya, it is, in my opinion. Doing the things those guys do, is ridiculous. Someone running a child porn site gets paid to, so I guess that doesn't make it stupid? Theres a huge difference between stupid and wrong

and That pay comment was a joke by the way

Originally posted by Lana
I'd say it makes you more of an idiot, actually.

yes

Originally posted by Ronny
Theres a huge difference between stupid and wrong

and That pay comment was a joke by the way

I can never tell with you....you're just so ditzy.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Holy schneikies he has his cheeks and his lips.

Dude, I remembered back a while ago Steve-O and Wee-Man were talking to the camera and Steve-O says "There is nothing Wee about Wee-Man's penis!", that was a total lie. I mean for an LP, Jason's weiner isn't THAT small but....yeah... It was flacid what do you expect?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I can never tell with you....you're just so ditzy.















schmoll

English Coffee droolio

Originally posted by ThePittman
pitt_woot I want to work for you


Earth Worm farmers are for wimps, ever had a dung beetle souffle?

Originally posted by Ronny
schmoll

Oh Ronzie, you're still the coolest. http://www.oblongpictures.co.uk/img/fonzie.jpg

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh Ronzie, you're still the coolest. http://www.oblongpictures.co.uk/img/fonzie.jpg

Ey!

Yeah, Dude

Originally posted by Ronny
It was flacid what do you expect?
Yeah but still! That was freaking hilarous though, I have to admit. He's ballsy to do that type of stuff!

Originally posted by Devalion
Ey!

Well well well....if it ain't the sexy Pinky Tuscadero!

http://images.ibsys.com/sh/entertainment/images/Screengrabs/pinky205.jpg

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Yeah but still! That was freaking hilarous though, I have to admit. He's ballsy to do that type of stuff! totally.


Though Id expect the jackass guys to have stronger stomachs they barf all the time.

I've never even gagged watching the show or the movies And i have horrid gag reflex

I greatly desire Kate Beckinsale droolio

Originally posted by Ronny
totally.


Though Id expect the jackass guys to have stronger stomachs they barf all the time.

I've never even gagged watching the show or the movies And i have horrid gag reflex

So, I guess I know the answer to a question I probably shouldn't be asking anyhow.....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So, I guess I know the answer to a question I probably shouldn't be asking anyhow..... I knew that was going to come up.

Originally posted by The Pict
I greatly desire Kate Beckinsale droolio

Amen. droolio

Originally posted by Ronny
I knew that was going to come up.

Well, with that gag reflex comment of yours, someone was bound to spit it up.

Originally posted by Ronny
totally.


Though Id expect the jackass guys to have stronger stomachs they barf all the time.

I've never even gagged watching the show or the movies And i have horrid gag reflex
ME TOO! I totally have the worst gag reflex in the world and it never really even made me queezy. The only part that churned my stomach was when Preston shat a turd into the funnel (but was actually supposed to fart) and Steve-O pukes ALL OVER HIMSELF!
And look at this picture I added, this actually pisses me off because it shows that they cut out some stuff that would've been major kickass and funny as hell. cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, with that gag reflex comment of yours, someone was bound to spit it up. The answer is no I cant Just to clarify.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
ME TOO! I totally have the worst gag reflex in the world and it never really even made me queezy. The only part that churned my stomach was when Preston shat a turd into the funnel (but was actually supposed to fart) and Steve-O pukes ALL OVER HIMSELF!
And look at this picture I added, this actually pisses me off because it shows that they cut out some stuff that would've been major kickass and funny as hell. cry Wow.. wee-man looks liek a midget harley buff.

I looked away, but i didnt gag. THat was so ****ing crazy

So I have a question, what kind of like pleasure do you guys get out of watching Jackass?
Like I have absolutely no intentions of every seeing a single episode, it's so mind numbingly stupid imo

Originally posted by Ronny
Wow.. wee-man looks liek a midget harley buff.

I looked away, but i didnt gag. THat was so ****ing crazy
LMAO he does! And Bam doesn't even look like Bam in that vest and those sexy tattood arms! Yeah, the first time I saw it I turned my head but the other two times I saw it I was like "Aww, f*** it!" and just watched it.

Originally posted by silver_tears
So I have a question, what kind of like pleasure do you guys get out of watching Jackass?
Like I have absolutely no intentions of every seeing a single episode, it's so mind numbingly stupid imo
Sexy men + funny shit = Lovely.

Originally posted by silver_tears
So I have a question, what kind of like pleasure do you guys get out of watching Jackass?
Like I have absolutely no intentions of every seeing a single episode, it's so mind numbingly stupid imo I find it entertaining Just like you like romance flims. i cant stand them and i cant see how people can enjoy them, but I recognized they do and dont question it.

Originally posted by Ronny
The answer is no I cant Just to clarify.

Ok, I'll just cross that off my list of things to do before I die.

*Crosses off - test Ronny's gag reflex

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
LMAO he does! And Bam doesn't even look like Bam in that vest and those sexy tattood arms! Yeah, the first time I saw it I turned my head but the other two times I saw it I was like "Aww, f*** it!" and just watched it. I dont really find Bam that attractive

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok, I'll just cross that off my list of things to do before I die.

*Crosses off -


Oh god

Originally posted by Ronny



Oh god

Shall I leave it on there then?

Originally posted by Ronny
I find it entertaining Just like you like romance flims. i cant stand them and i cant see how people can enjoy them, but I recognized they do and dont question it.
I like the way you put that.
Originally posted by Ronny
I dont really find Bam that attractive
Oi! I do. Too bad he's getting married this month. Not that I'd ever have a chance, but ya know!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Shall I leave it on there then? No thanks

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
I like the way you put that.

Oi! I do. Too bad he's getting married this month. Not that I'd ever have a chance, but ya know! Hes getting married? To that chick in the sex tape? I thought they broke up.

I desire a swimming pool right about now. I haven't swam in almost a month.

Originally posted by Impediment
I desire a swimming pool right about now. I haven't swam in almost a month. Ah man you too? I wanted to swim all summer but i never had the chance

Originally posted by Ronny
No thanks

Coward.

It's because I'm a moose isn't it? And being that a moose is similar to a horse in so many ways, you don't want to risk it? Even LOOKING at me in a state of moose arousal is enough to get the gag reflex...reflexing!

Originally posted by Ronny
Ah man you too? I wanted to swim all summer but i never had the chance

Last time I went, my buddies and I had killed like two 30 packs of Coors Light and we were all acting like idiots.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Coward.

It's because I'm a moose isn't it? And being that a moose is similar to a horse in so many ways, you don't want to risk it? Even LOOKING at me in a state of moose arousal is enough to get the gag reflex...reflexing! Now I want to see Clerks II again disgust gaddamnit

Originally posted by Impediment
Last time I went, my buddies and I had killed like two 30 packs of Coors Light and we were all acting like idiots. Rightious Sounds like fun

Originally posted by Ronny
Now I want to see Clerks II again disgust gaddamnit

Interspecies Erotica

Originally posted by Ronny
Hes getting married? To that chick in the sex tape? I thought they broke up.
No, he and Jenn broke up in 2005. This new chick is an actress. I haven't that much knowledge of her though.

Man, I so have some great smilies for this thread but the smilie page won't let me upload them.

A massive diamond necklace. lady

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
No, he and Jenn broke up in 2005. This new chick is an actress. I haven't that much knowledge of her though.

Man, I so have some great smilies for this thread but the smilie page won't let me upload them. ahahah 2005 that shows how much I care about celebrity's love lives

Originally posted by Ronny
ahahah 2005 that shows how much I care about celebrity's love lives
Hahahah.

Hhhahahahhhhahhhahhahhahhhahahhahhahahahahahhaha.

Oooo Fianna I love your signature

Originally posted by Ronny
Oooo Fianna I love your signature Why thank you hihat

Originally posted by Ronny
Oooo Fianna I love your signature
Okay since you're not very fond of Bam, which member of the Jackass cast WOULD you.........?

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Okay since you're not very fond of Bam, which member of the Jackass cast WOULD you.........? Bang?

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Okay since you're not very fond of Bam, which member of the Jackass cast WOULD you.........? Eat a Chinese takeaway with?

Aw man I should have been sarcastic.

Originally posted by Ronny
Aw man I should have been sarcastic. It's not as fun as it looks.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Eat a Chinese takeaway with?
Close!

No BANG!

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Close!

No BANG! Steve-o

Originally posted by Ronny
Steve-o
Heheheh...*Cha ching noise*. He's a definate for me too. Well, he WOULD be if I had the chance. Like I said before, he's got the most beautiful smile, especially when he was looking at the fake heart message on the wall.........and that package of his....Hehehe.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Heheheh...*Cha ching noise*. He's a definate for me too. Well, he WOULD be if I had the chance. Like I said before, he's got the most beautiful smile, especially when he was looking at the fake heart message on the wall.........and that package of his....Hehehe. i loved the letter one

Originally posted by Ronny
i loved the letter one
Yeah It was grand. And when Wee-Man stepped up, he literally got punched back from the force of the heart thingy!

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Yeah It was grand. And when Wee-Man stepped up, he literally got punched back from the force of the heart thingy! I was expecting him to fly back

Originally posted by Ronny
I was expecting him to fly back
They all took a pretty good tumble back, didn't they? But yeah, I expected it from him most of all because he was so small, for one, and was on a chair as well.

Jason Acuna has the most BRUISED BUTT I have ever seen! Remember when they were using the "card throwing machine" against him, but it was really the electric stool. "You fu****' fu***rs!" Steve-O was like "I'd never use a card throwing machine against you, Wee-Man!"

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
They all took a pretty good tumble back, didn't they? But yeah, I expected it from him most of all because he was so small, for one, and was on a chair as well.

Jason Acuna has the most BRUISED BUTT I have ever seen! Remember when they were using the "card throwing machine" against him, but it was really the electric stool. "You fu****' fu***rs!" Steve-O was like "I'd never use a card throwing machine against you, Wee-Man!" THey were pretending to throw cards and just shocked the stool, and it took him like 10 mintues to figure it out

Originally posted by Ronny
THey were pretending to throw cards and just shocked the stool, and it took him like 10 mintues to figure it out
That was so great! And Johnny Knoxville and the old dude balls. Also, 'Terror Taxi'.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well well well....if it ain't the sexy Pinky Tuscadero!

http://images.ibsys.com/sh/entertainment/images/Screengrabs/pinky205.jpg

Indeed And if it isn't....um....isn't....you?

Hey hunny

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
That was so great! And Johnny Knoxville and the old dude balls. Also, 'Terror Taxi'. OH MY GOD the taxi one was PRICELESS

Originally posted by Ronny
OH MY GOD the taxi one was PRICELESS
LMAO I made a thread about that, I found the Terror Taxi stunt on YouTube and put it on here somewhere. Don't know if ya saw it.

But it was oh so great. Especially when he started chanting.." 'Ello, My name is Ehren McGhehey, and this is Terror Taxi! *Starts chanting*

Hollywood...

Power+Wealth and anything that comes with it.

chips, pie and buscuit XD

at this very moment to get myself into a better real university.

My greatest desire is to be with my man

Kevin Pereira.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

To be with Devalions man...

Originally posted by InnerRise
Kevin Pereira.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Nerd...

Originally posted by Marth18
To be with Devalions man...

No. Only Devalion gets to be with me.

But but....... i gave you a freakin back rub damnit!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Nerd...


Who is?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

To have children cuz if I dont leave a great impression on some part of the world I can atleast have offspring that would carry my family's name on through time...

Originally posted by DragonWoman
To have children cuz if I dont leave a great impression on some part of the world I can atleast have offspring that would carry my family's name on through time... At least you hope they will.

They could just not want children or even be homosexual.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
At least you hope they will.

They could just not want children or even be homosexual.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Yes, I still hope and if they're homosexual they can still have kids. One of them would have to donate sperm to have it so nerrr

Could, but would they want to?

Nobody knows. I doubt they'll have children just b/c you want them to if they don't want to.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Marth18
To be with Devalions man...


Originally posted by LanceWindu
No. Only Devalion gets to be with me.

What he said

yawn

Originally posted by Devalion
yawn

*steals a kiss when you look bored*

inlove

kiss3

police

http://ebaumsworld.com/images/strobe.gif

Ne-Nah

To meet Johnny Depp of course.