If KMC was the United States Government

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Strangelove
What if KMC Forums were like the U.S. Government?

Who would run us?

President: Raz (obviously)
Vice President: ??
Secretary of State: ??
Secretary of Defense: ??
Attorney General: ??
Secretary of Commerce: ??
Secretary of Labor: ??
Secretary of Transportation: ??
Secretary of Energy: ??
Secretary of Education: ??
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: ??
Secretary of Homeland Security: ??

I was just thinking about this when I was studying for my Political Science class. I eliminated some Departments because of the unique nature of this "government." No Department of the Interior, because we have no wildlife (although n00bs could fall under this category...interesting). No Departments of Agriculture or Housing and Urban Development, for obvious reasons.

We should decide who actually fills these roles and if the whole thing works out, we could actually elect a KMC Congress (or Parliament)!! eek!

In Fate's Hands
errr....................... the raz and the moderators are the government and they are better than the United States that i live in

Punkyhermy
LOL

Interesting idea...

Strangelove
Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
errr....................... the raz and the moderators are the government and they are better than the United States that i live in I know they are, but which roles as pertaining to the U.S. Cabinet does each mod fill?

JacopeX
Secratary of Defence probably

Strangelove
Originally posted by JacopeX
Secratary of Defence probably For who? You?

Sorry, That'd be a mod there...I was thinking WrathfulDwarf or Storm, they do most of the banning

JacopeX
oh, you mean mods, oh then I will think about it then

Strangelove
Originally posted by JacopeX
oh, you mean mods, oh then I will think about it then If the idea is popular, you could be elected to the KMC Congress/Parliament

Darth Kreiger
I'm the Intern ninja

Blanka
lana should be vice president

JacopeX
Originally posted by Blanka
lana should be vice president No.

Ultraman Baltan
Supreme Ruler Of Everything: ME!

Strangelove
Originally posted by Blanka
lana should be vice president Originally posted by JacopeX
No.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Supreme Ruler Of Everything: ME! getout

In Fate's Hands
yea lana should be vice

Strangelove
Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
yea lana should be vice Originally posted by JacopeX
No. This not about who we think should be these positions, it's who we think already has the positions.

JacopeX
I think Wrathfuldwarf should Be Vice defenantely. Lana is more of a secretary of some sort.

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Strangelove
getout

NEVER!mwahaha

~Da Rev~
Dibs on homeland security.

Strangelove
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Dibs on homeland security. Mods will have most of the Cabinet positions, but it's possible.

How do you contribute to Homeland security? *pulls out glasses and clipboard*

LethalFemme
Dibs on being in charge of the money.

~Da Rev~
I hate arabs smile

Strangelove
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Dibs on being in charge of the money. Originally posted by Strangelove
This not about who we think should be these positions, it's who we think already has the positions.

Strangelove
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I hate arabs smile Good enough for me, you're in the running

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Strangelove
Good enough for me, you're in the running laughing


God Bless the U.S.

Wolflet
Originally posted by Strangelove
What if KMC Forums were like the U.S. Government?

Who would run us?

President: Raz (obviously)
Vice President: ??
Secretary of State: ??
Secretary of Defense: ??
Attorney General: ??
Secretary of Commerce: ??
Secretary of Labor: ??
Secretary of Transportation: ??
Secretary of Energy: ??
Secretary of Education: ??
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: ??
Secretary of Homeland Security: ??

I was just thinking about this when I was studying for my Political Science class. I eliminated some Departments because of the unique nature of this "government." No Department of the Interior, because we have no wildlife (although n00bs could fall under this category...interesting). No Departments of Agriculture or Housing and Urban Development, for obvious reasons.

We should decide who actually fills these roles and if the whole thing works out, we could actually elect a KMC Congress (or Parliament)!! eek!
herbbag

Strangelove
Originally posted by Strangelove
What if KMC Forums were like the U.S. Government?

Who would run us?

President: Raz (obviously)
Vice President: ??
Secretary of State: ??
Secretary of Defense: ??
Attorney General: ??
Secretary of Commerce: ??
Secretary of Labor: ??
Secretary of Transportation: ??
Secretary of Energy: ??
Secretary of Education: ??
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: ??
Secretary of Homeland Security: ??

I was just thinking about this when I was studying for my Political Science class. I eliminated some Departments because of the unique nature of this "government." No Department of the Interior, because we have no wildlife (although n00bs could fall under this category...interesting). No Departments of Agriculture or Housing and Urban Development, for obvious reasons.

We should decide who actually fills these roles and if the whole thing works out, we could actually elect a KMC Congress (or Parliament)!! eek! ?

Impediment
hmm This is what I got so far:

President: Raz (obviously)
Vice President: Ushgarak
Secretary of State: Lil' Bitchiness
Secretary of Defense: Storm
Attorney General: BackFire
Secretary of Commerce: ??
Secretary of Labor: WrathfulDwarf
Secretary of Transportation: ??
Secretary of Energy: ??
Secretary of Education: ??
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: ??
Secretary of Homeland Security: ??

Strangelove
Originally posted by Impediment
hmm This is what I got so far:

President: Raz (obviously)
Vice President: Ushgarak
Secretary of State: Lil' Bitchiness
Secretary of Defense: Storm
Attorney General: BackFire
Secretary of Commerce: ??
Secretary of Labor: WrathfulDwarf
Secretary of Transportation: ??
Secretary of Energy: ??
Secretary of Education: ??
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: ??
Secretary of Homeland Security: ?? Seems feasible....

Strangelove
Paola needs a high positition too, being as she's a global mod

edit: she hasn't been here since September, though....

Strangelove
bump back from Noble Strong's idiocy

Clovie
Originally posted by Strangelove
What if KMC Forums were like the U.S. Government?

Who would run us?




We should decide who actually fills these roles and if the whole thing works out, we could actually elect a KMC Congress (or Parliament)!! eek!


IF KMC WAS US Gov. there would be no me here. go away with ideas like that.

D-Double
I'd like to be the Secretary of Silly Walks. duck


Originally posted by Strangelove
Paola needs a high positition too, being as she's a global mod

edit: she hasn't been here since September, though....

Ambassador of Sexiness, perhaps? hmm

Strangelove
Originally posted by Clovie
IF KMC WAS US Gov. there would be no me here. go away with ideas like that. If it actually was like the US government, even Raz wouldn't be here stick out tongue That's why I'm asking if it was organized like the US Government

=Tired Hiker=
I would be the Commisioner for the Dry Hump Sector. pirate no expression

ThePittman
Originally posted by Blanka
lana should be vice president thumb up

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Strangelove
What if KMC Forums were like the U.S. Government?

Who would run us?

President: Raz (obviously)
Vice President: ??
Secretary of State: ??
Secretary of Defense: ??
Attorney General: ??
Secretary of Commerce: ??
Secretary of Labor: ??
Secretary of Transportation: ??
Secretary of Energy: ??
Secretary of Education: ??
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: ??
Secretary of Homeland Security: ??

I was just thinking about this when I was studying for my Political Science class. I eliminated some Departments because of the unique nature of this "government." No Department of the Interior, because we have no wildlife (although n00bs could fall under this category...interesting). No Departments of Agriculture or Housing and Urban Development, for obvious reasons.

We should decide who actually fills these roles and if the whole thing works out, we could actually elect a KMC Congress (or Parliament)!! eek!

I'd be the Secretary of Love
droolio

ThePittman
Here is mine...

President: Raz (obviously)
Vice President: Lana
Secretary of State: Lil' Bitchiness
Secretary of Defense: Storm
Attorney General: Mist
Secretary of Commerce: Strangelove
Secretary of Labor: WrathfulDwarf
Secretary of Transportation: =Tired Hiker=
Secretary of Energy: Vinny
Secretary of Education: Alliance
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Pittman
Secretary of Homeland Security: ~Da Moose~

Ronny
We'd be better off then we are now.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Ronny
We'd be better off then we are now.

Wow Ronny.eek!

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ThePittman
Here is mine...

President: Raz (obviously)
Vice President: Lana
Secretary of State: Lil' Bitchiness
Secretary of Defense: Storm
Attorney General: Mist
Secretary of Commerce: Strangelove
Secretary of Labor: WrathfulDwarf
Secretary of Transportation: =Tired Hiker=
Secretary of Energy: Vinny
Secretary of Education: Alliance
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Pittman
Secretary of Homeland Security: ~Da Moose~

Wow. That's a lot of faith you're putting in a Canadian quadriped.

Syren
I need a brief on what each job entails, because I have pretty much no clue other than the obvious President, Vice, Defense etc. smile

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Syren
I need a brief on what each job entails, because I have pretty much no clue other than the obvious President, Vice, Defense etc. smile

Ssh the Non Monarchy ruled are talking.stick out tongue

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
I need a brief on what each job entails, because I have pretty much no clue other than the obvious President, Vice, Defense etc. smile

Well, the Secretary of Love is responsible for dishing out servings of....heh..himself, to worthy ladies.....oh yeah..........







*jumps off a bridge*

Syren
Thanks for the distinct lack of information stick out tongue

Strangelove
Originally posted by ThePittman
Here is mine...

President: Raz (obviously)
Vice President: Lana
Secretary of State: Lil' Bitchiness
Secretary of Defense: Storm
Attorney General: Mist
Secretary of Commerce: Strangelove
Secretary of Labor: WrathfulDwarf
Secretary of Transportation: =Tired Hiker=
Secretary of Energy: Vinny
Secretary of Education: Alliance
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Pittman
Secretary of Homeland Security: ~Da Moose~ I think Ush is Vice President, he's the only other one who's been around since the beginning

Strangelove
Originally posted by Syren
I need a brief on what each job entails, because I have pretty much no clue other than the obvious President, Vice, Defense etc. smile Secretary of State: Concerned with foregein affairs
Secretary of Defense: Concerned with the armed services and military matters
Attorney General: Concerned with legal affairs
Secretary of Commerce: Concerned with business and industry
Secretary of Labor: Concerned with the workplace and all issues dealing with business-person relations
Secretary of Tansportation: Concerned with transportation
Secretary of Energy: Concerned with energy production and regulation
Secretary of Education: Concerened with Education
SSecretary of Veteran's Affairs: Concerned with veteran's benefits and related matters
Secretary of Homeland Security: Protecting the KMC Homeland and safety of its members

ThePittman
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Wow. That's a lot of faith you're putting in a Canadian quadriped. Who is going to screw with an overgrown moose. stick out tongue

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ThePittman
Who is going to screw with an overgrown moose. stick out tongue

laughing out loud I suppose your point has merit.

But still, I want to blow things up. big grin

Syren
President: Raz
Vice President: Lana

Secretary of State: Lil Bitchiness - Concerned with foreign affairs
Secretary of Defense: Storm - Concerned with the armed services and military matters
Attorney General: ~Da Moose~ - Concerned with legal affairs
Secretary of Commerce: PVS - Concerned with business and industry
Secretary of Labor: Clovie - Concerned with the workplace and all issues dealing with business-person relations
Secretary of Tansportation: TH - Concerned with transportation
Secretary of Energy: Shellie - Concerned with energy production and regulation
Secretary of Education: Syren - Concerned with Education
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs: LanceWindu - Concerned with veteran's benefits and related matters
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mist - Protecting the KMC Homeland and safety of its members

DanZeke25
I would be God.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
President: Raz
Vice President: Lana

Secretary of State: Lil Bitchiness - Concerned with foreign affairs
Secretary of Defense: Storm - Concerned with the armed services and military matters
Attorney General: ~Da Moose~ - Concerned with legal affairs
Secretary of Commerce: PVS - Concerned with business and industry
Secretary of Labor: Clovie - Concerned with the workplace and all issues dealing with business-person relations
Secretary of Tansportation: TH - Concerned with transportation
Secretary of Energy: Shellie - Concerned with energy production and regulation
Secretary of Education: Syren - Concerned with Education
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs: LanceWindu - Concerned with veteran's benefits and related matters
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mist - Protecting the KMC Homeland and safety of its members

Oooh, nice. Now I'm all legal and shit. big grin

Syren
Oh yah, I thought the Legal and Educational representatives might oft have opportunities to spend time together, discussing legalities and education. You know, stuff shrug

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
Oh yah, I thought the Legal and Educational representatives might oft have opportunities to spend time together, discussing legalities and education. You know, stuff shrug

Like go on...umm...business trips together....to like foreign places...with hotels and stuff?

Syren
Perhaps, are the hotels mandatory?

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Syren
Perhaps, are the hotels mandatory?

Um....we-elll...unless you don't favour discretion.....

Impediment
What about the KMC military? I'm a veteran, remember? Could I be a 4 Star?

Strangelove
Originally posted by Syren
President: Raz
Vice President: Lana

Secretary of State: Lil Bitchiness - Concerned with foreign affairs
Secretary of Defense: Storm - Concerned with the armed services and military matters
Attorney General: ~Da Moose~ - Concerned with legal affairs
Secretary of Commerce: PVS - Concerned with business and industry
Secretary of Labor: Clovie - Concerned with the workplace and all issues dealing with business-person relations
Secretary of Tansportation: TH - Concerned with transportation
Secretary of Energy: Shellie - Concerned with energy production and regulation
Secretary of Education: Syren - Concerned with Education
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs: LanceWindu - Concerned with veteran's benefits and related matters
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mist - Protecting the KMC Homeland and safety of its members A global mod would be Vice President erm

Clovie
Originally posted by Syren
President: Raz
Vice President: Lana

Secretary of State: Lil Bitchiness - Concerned with foreign affairs
Secretary of Defense: Storm - Concerned with the armed services and military matters
Attorney General: ~Da Moose~ - Concerned with legal affairs
Secretary of Commerce: PVS - Concerned with business and industry
Secretary of Labor: Clovie - Concerned with the workplace and all issues dealing with business-person relations
Secretary of Tansportation: TH - Concerned with transportation
Secretary of Energy: Shellie - Concerned with energy production and regulation
Secretary of Education: Syren - Concerned with Education
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs: LanceWindu - Concerned with veteran's benefits and related matters
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mist - Protecting the KMC Homeland and safety of its members I wanna have health ministery blink and I'm not wanna be in US gov cry

bogen
i have dibs on Home land security since i am the martial artist around here big grin eek!

Syren
Originally posted by Strangelove
A global mod would be Vice President erm

Not in my world. Lana should be a global mod, that's good enough for me stick out tongue

In effect you're saying that those already in certain positions of status should be the only ones eligible for more responsibility? Hardly a fair election, if another person were more capable and better suited to the position.

~Kongu_Dude~
I'm the guy that works with the President but always get killed and comes back alive for no reason. leftright

lord xyz
Ush will most likely be Vice P.

~Kongu_Dude~
Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
I'm the guy that works with the President but always get killed and comes back alive for no reason. leftright

SelphieT
Originally posted by Strangelove
What if KMC Forums were like the U.S. Government?

Who would run us?

President: Raz (obviously)
Vice President: ??
Secretary of State: ??
Secretary of Defense: ??
Attorney General: ??
Secretary of Commerce: ??
Secretary of Labor: ??
Secretary of Transportation: ??
Secretary of Energy: ??
Secretary of Education: ??
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: ??
Secretary of Homeland Security: ??

I was just thinking about this when I was studying for my Political Science class. I eliminated some Departments because of the unique nature of this "government." No Department of the Interior, because we have no wildlife (although n00bs could fall under this category...interesting). No Departments of Agriculture or Housing and Urban Development, for obvious reasons.

We should decide who actually fills these roles and if the whole thing works out, we could actually elect a KMC Congress (or Parliament)!! eek!

I would be the Secretary of Agriculture smile

Strangelove
Originally posted by Syren
Not in my world. Lana should be a global mod, that's good enough for me stick out tongue

In effect you're saying that those already in certain positions of status should be the only ones eligible for more responsibility? Hardly a fair election, if another person were more capable and better suited to the position. That's my point. This is not an election. This is who we think already fufill these duties, not who we think should do them.

ADarksideJedi
Originally posted by Strangelove
What if KMC Forums were like the U.S. Government?

Who would run us?

President: Raz (obviously)
Vice President: ??
Secretary of State: ??
Secretary of Defense: ??
Attorney General: ??
Secretary of Commerce: ??
Secretary of Labor: ??
Secretary of Transportation: ??
Secretary of Energy: ??
Secretary of Education: ??
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: ??
Secretary of Homeland Security: ??

I was just thinking about this when I was studying for my Political Science class. I eliminated some Departments because of the unique nature of this "government." No Department of the Interior, because we have no wildlife (although n00bs could fall under this category...interesting). No Departments of Agriculture or Housing and Urban Development, for obvious reasons.

We should decide who actually fills these roles and if the whole thing works out, we could actually elect a KMC Congress (or Parliament)!! eek!

If that ever happen we are all doom!jm wink laughing

Impediment
So there isnt a Chief of Staff?

ADarksideJedi
Not for you!jm stick out tongue wink

Strangelove
Originally posted by Impediment
So there isnt a Chief of Staff? hmm Yes, that's a Cabinet-level position

Strangelove
I've placed Ush as VP because he's a global mod who's been here almost as long as Raz, and I believe that he currently qualifies to be the KMC VP

President: Raz
Vice President: Ushgarak
Secretary of State: ??
Secretary of Defense: ??
Attorney General: ??
Secretary of Commerce: ??
Secretary of Labor: ??
Secretary of Transportation: ??
Secretary of Energy: ??
Secretary of Education: ??
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: ??
Secretary of Homeland Security: ??
Chief of Staff: ??

Impediment
Either Storm or WD deserve to be Sec of Defense because they do a lot of Troll/Sock banning. Lil' Bitchiness is a very knowledgeable young lady, and I'd vote for her as Sec of Education.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Impediment
Either Storm or WD deserve to be Sec of Defense because they do a lot of Troll/Sock banning. Lil' Bitchiness is a very knowledgeable young lady, and I'd vote for her as Sec of Education. I was thinking the same thing about Sec. of Defense

Barker
Originally posted by Strangelove
President: Raz (obviously)

Is Raz American-born and over 36?

Strangelove
Originally posted by Barker
Is Raz American-born and over 36? it's actually 35, and I assume not...but the KMC Constituion is written differently

Barker
Close enough, and meh.

RZA
I'd like to be the Praetorian Prefect

ThePittman
What about term limits?

~Kongu_Dude~
Originally posted by Strangelove
I've placed Ush as VP because he's a global mod who's been here almost as long as Raz, and I believe that he currently qualifies to be the KMC VP

President: Raz
Vice President: Ushgarak
Secretary of State: ??
Secretary of Defense: ??
Attorney General: ??
Secretary of Commerce: ??
Secretary of Labor: ??
Secretary of Transportation: ??
Secretary of Energy: Kongu_Dude
Secretary of Education: ??
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: ??
Secretary of Homeland Security: ??
Chief of Staff: ??

Fixed. dodgy

Strangelove
Originally posted by ThePittman
What about term limits? Special elections whenever the Mod lineup changes, and special elections for non-mod office holders, but the positions do not have a set term limit.

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