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My new house mate let me put his lava lamp in my room, since I have the pimp room. Basically, the lamp has been on for over four hours and all it's done is create a round ball of white wax at the bottom of the hot blue liquid. There's nothing lava'y about this lamp!

I bet its not even real lava, you got ripped off

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My new house mate let me put his lava lamp in my room, since I have the pimp room. Basically, the lamp has been on for over four hours and all it's done is create a round ball of white wax at the bottom of the hot blue liquid. There's nothing lava'y about this lamp!

Your roommate? When did you get a roommate? How come I've never met them?weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Your roommate? When did you get a roommate? How come I've never met them?weep
I said house mate. We share a house, not rooms. Do I need to spank?fish

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I should ask for my money back!
Sue them for not putting in real lava, you can make millions

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Your roommate? When did you get a roommate? How come I've never met them?weep

I just moved in last night, I havent had a chance to tell anyone yet

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Is he better than me?cry


How'd I know? I've never had sex with you.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Mist, my house mate gave it to me for free to put in my room for now. . . . should I still sue him??

Oh yeah, and Mist, I left the hot tub on and those strippers next door are coming over, but I gotta get up early, so keep them entertained, kapeesh?

Yes, he gave you a lava lamp that did not contain real lava, it was wrong of him to do so

Ok But LethalFemme keeps stealing my stuff, I think she shouldnt be allowed back in again disgust

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Is he better than me?cry
Wait you're the new house mate? Nevermind.

Naturally Im better than you

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
How'd I know? I've never had sex with you.

So you've slept with him? OMFG how could you?crybaby

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So you've slept with him? OMFG how could you?crybaby

I thought he was patio furniture, I couldn't help it.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I thought he was patio furniture, I couldn't help it.

Well Mist is bony like patio furniture. I guess I can see how you easily got the two confused.hug

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well Mist is bony like patio furniture. I guess I can see how you easily got the two confused.hug

Boney patio furniture? Hoo'd a thunk?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Screw you ***** I'm not a stripper I'm a Madam.mhm

Well you have mastered the one art I dare not try of taking things in the ass and I know TH loves this art the most.weep

***** please, we all know it only takes one look at my boobs and you're willing to do anythingmhm

Bah I cant be bothered thinking of something intelligent and witty to reply with so Im leaving you with this smilie to express my feelings na

Originally posted by LethalFemme
***** first of all your fake breast are lopsided.

When have you ever thought of anything intelligent and witty?mhm

Its not my fault if the surgeon sneezed while performing the operationdisgust God, rub it in why dont youdisgust And yes, I do want you to rub itdodgy

Well whenever I reply to your posts, by comparison anything I say is witty and intelligent. doped

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well you have mastered the one art I dare not try of taking things in the ass and I know TH loves this art the most.weep

That just ain't right.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That just ain't right.

So you don't enjoy shoving things in Mist's ass which is also known as the black hole of no return?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Get the oil.ermm

Only cause you used the words witty and intelligent.doped

I bought a new one, its scentedermm

That was so lame I felt embarrassed for you doped

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That just ain't right.

Yeah, report her for harassment

Welp, I unplugged the lava lamp. It was the most uneventful experience of my life. Watching my pee foam was more exciting in comparison.

Sue the bastards for your heartache and emotional strain that has caused you to lose concentration on your work and social life

Hey you should just buy a volcano More lava, and theres no electricity costs

They are selling Fake Lava? Outrageous.

Tired Hiker, You should write a letter to them

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My new house mate let me put his lava lamp in my room, since I have the pimp room. Basically, the lamp has been on for over four hours and all it's done is create a round ball of white wax at the bottom of the hot blue liquid. There's nothing lava'y about this lamp! I like it when the wax makes aborted alien foetus shapes as it's heating up

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
They are selling Fake Lava? Outrageous.

Tired Hiker, You should write a letter to them

I would, but I have no hands! Originally posted by amity75
I like it when the wax makes aborted alien foetus shapes as it's heating up I wish that happened. Mine just got real hot and made a ball.

I was given a lava lamp for Christmas and yes it is a real Lava Lamp. It uses a 25 watt bulb and it completely sucks ass. It is the most lethargic piece of crap I have ever seen. How come I'm the only one to notice that this thing just does not work? I know that they're phasing out incandescent bulbs. is that what Lava has been reduced to?

The lava lamp needs to be aroused!!!

I said house mate.http://www.sdra.info/6f.jpghttp://www.sdra.info/k3.jpg