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Read and learn.

Umm....why?

Originally posted by Darth Kreiger
Umm....why?
Because Paul Bunyon rocks and he was a Puritan.

Yeah right.

He rocks sooooo musch you can't even spell his name right.

Originally posted by Alliance
Yeah right.

He rocks sooooo musch you can't even spell his name right.
Oops. But, I hope you sensed the sarcasm. I don't see the point to the thread.

Sarcasm comes through so well on the web.

No, I don't see a point to the thread.

Originally posted by Alliance
Sarcasm comes through so well on the web.
Better than real life apparently.

Apparently.

Puritans whipped people with sticks if they fell asleep during the all day long service.........yawn

The point is that I'm guessing that 90% of the people here think that Puritans were against things like sex and alcohol.

Originally posted by FeceMan
The point is that I'm guessing that 90% of the people here think that Puritans were against things like sex and alcohol.
Oh. Are you a Puritan?

Originally posted by FeceMan
The point is that I'm guessing that 90% of the people here think that Puritans were against things like sex and alcohol.

were they not?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Puritans whipped people with sticks if they fell asleep during the all day long service.........yawn Do you always have to look at the bad in everything?

Originally posted by Nellinator
Because Paul Bunyon rocks and he was a Puritan.

The Lumberjack?

Originally posted by FeceMan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puritan

Read and learn. Just for the record, I seldom just read and learn without more to the preface in the post as to the content and intent.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
The Lumberjack? and he's OK

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.

He cuts down trees, eats his lunch,
Goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And has buttered scones for tea.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers,
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers,
He put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra,
I wish I were a girlie,
Just like my dear papa.

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a bra,
He wants to be a girlie,
Just like his dear papa????

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.

Whats with the trainwreck?

She was derailed, sir.

Originally posted by Regret
Just for the record, I seldom just read and learn without more to the preface in the post as to the content and intent.
Typical Christian, amirite?

Actually, most people don't like to just be told to do things.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
The Lumberjack?
Actually, the most scholary pastor to come out of the Puritan movement. He was pretty brilliant actually.

The lumberjack is cool too though. I'm not sure about the whole story, but I don't think they are the same person.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Typical Christian, amirite? Typical poor response, amirite?

No, I am typically too busy to bother reading through material that I may have no interest in. Without a preface to what is to be found in the reading there is a high probability that the link would be a waste of my time. It has nothing at all to do with my religious affiliation. I can say to you read Walden Two, and learn, will you do it? Would it be more likely you would read it if I said that it was a treatise on a behavioral approach to government in the form of a fictional narrative? It would increase the probability somewhat. The more information provided as to the reading material, the more the probability of reading increases.

Originally posted by Regret
Typical poor response, amirite?

No, I am typically too busy to bother reading through material that I may have no interest in. Without a preface to what is to be found in the reading there is a high probability that the link would be a waste of my time. It has nothing at all to do with my religious affiliation. I can say to you read Walden Two, and learn, will you do it? Would it be more likely you would read it if I said that it was a treatise on a behavioral approach to government in the form of a fictional narrative? It would increase the probability somewhat. The more information provided as to the reading material, the more the probability of reading increases.
Way to ruin the joke. Thanks a lot.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Way to ruin the joke. Thanks a lot. Sorry, thought you were calling me a typical Christian...which if referencing mainstream Christianity, I find a bit rude.