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It's true. I just didn't see it before, but the good doctor has finally revealled what my problem is. I was so blind.

Now I need to get over him, I gave up my truck a long time ago and I can never take it back so he won't have me.

Anybody got some ice cream and chick flick? cry

Well theres only one solution for this...

Cut out your heart evillaugh

cry omg Ash...


*pulls in a huge freezer filled with ice cream and other treats*

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
It's true. I just didn't see it before, but the good doctor has finally revealled what my problem is. I was so blind.

Now I need to get over him, I gave up my truck a long time ago and I can never take it back so he won't have me.

Anybody got some ice cream and chick flick? cry

Don't heart moose!what did he do to you?jm

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Don't heart moose!what did he do to you?jm He only loves truckers, and I don't have a truck. weepOriginally posted by Shelbert Lemon
cry omg Ash...


*pulls in a huge freezer filled with ice cream and other treats* Thank you sweet lady. hihat

I hope you're kidding...

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
*pulls out carving knife* Will this work?

Bigger and sharperdroolio

Well, whatever happened to Fianna Hearts Syren? mhm

Originally posted by Syren
Well, whatever happened to Fianna Hearts Syren? mhm

She realised how pathetic that sounded mhm

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
It's true. I just didn't see it before, but the good doctor has finally revealled what my problem is. I was so blind.

Now I need to get over him, I gave up my truck a long time ago and I can never take it back so he won't have me.

Anybody got some ice cream and chick flick? cry

mhm This desperate cry for help is just so entirely sad...yet touching in some way.

Perfectdroolio

You keep a meat cleaver in your pockets?lookaround

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
He only loves truckers, and I don't have a truck. weep Thank you sweet lady. hihat

Become a truck then!jm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
mhm This desperate cry for help is just so entirely sad...yet touching in some way. *stops touching and wipes hands* Sorry, sorry. I know the restraining order said at least two miles..

Originally posted by Syren
Well, whatever happened to Fianna Hearts Syren? mhm So demanding. mhm

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
A couple, you never know when you might be in a situation where you need to cut some roast beef.

You always think aheadtouched

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
*stops touching and wipes hands* Sorry, sorry. I know the restraining order said at least two miles..

Indeed it did. It also said that you had to stop carrying around that lifesize doll made in my likeness.

Originally posted by Clovie
I hope you're kidding...

Originally posted by Lightningrod
Seriously....

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Once you've been threatened with death by being tied in front of a stampeding herd of antelope if you don't carve some chicken in the next two minutes, well....you learn to be prepared. weep

Oh..I totally get that.....for a second there I thought you were some crazy killer woman lookaround

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Well I can hardly get rid of it, a stalker might find it. leftright

Fianna, it's made out of beef....and it's old.......

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Fianna, it's made out of beef....and it's old....... I like to eat it sometimes. ermm


*shudders* Ewww, that's even beyond my realm of weirdness.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I like to eat it sometimes. ermm


*shudders* Ewww, that's even beyond my realm of weirdness.

hysterical OMG, I think I'm falling in love.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hysterical OMG, I think I'm falling in love. Sorry, I'm over you now. The meat went off as well so I had to burn it.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
It's true. I just didn't see it before, but the good doctor has finally revealled what my problem is. I was so blind.

Now I need to get over him, I gave up my truck a long time ago and I can never take it back so he won't have me.

Anybody got some ice cream and chick flick? cry ~da rev~ is always here

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
It's true. I just didn't see it before, but the good doctor has finally revealled what my problem is. I was so blind.

Now I need to get over him, I gave up my truck a long time ago and I can never take it back so he won't have me.

Anybody got some ice cream and chick flick? cry

*patpat*

http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/chocolate_fudge_brownie.gif

Does chocolate work for you?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
So demanding. mhm

Come back to me, precious heart flirt

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
It's true. I just didn't see it before, but the good doctor has finally revealled what my problem is. I was so blind.

Now I need to get over him, I gave up my truck a long time ago and I can never take it back so he won't have me.

Anybody got some ice cream and chick flick? cry
oh..so you're dancing on more than just one wedding too, huh...how quaint... disgust

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
A couple, you never know when you might be in a situation where you need to cut some roast beef.

Uh. Yeah. leftright

Originally posted by Imaginary
*patpat*

http://www.benjerry.co.uk/ouricecream/tubs/chocolate_fudge_brownie.gif

Does chocolate work for you? It does something to me. droolioOriginally posted by Syren
Come back to me, precious heart flirt I'm sorry, Hugh Jackman has my heart now. Originally posted by RogerRamjet
oh..so you're dancing on more than just one wedding too, huh...how quaint... disgust mhm

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
~da rev~ is always here cry

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
cry You know I always love you. petpet

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Sorry, I'm over you now. The meat went off as well so I had to burn it.

Foresee this I did not. The dark side, it's shroud tightens.............off, you must fukk.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Foresee this I did not. The dark side, it's shroud tightens.............off, you must fukk. You first sweetheart.

i like legs

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Foresee this I did not. The dark side, it's shroud tightens.............off, you must fukk.

I say you, me, a shitload of arsenal and a Master Plan.

She doesn't stand a chance. Meet me in PMs

Originally posted by Syren
I say you, me, a shitload of arsenal and a Master Plan.

She doesn't stand a chance. Meet me in PMs Bastards. disgust

Originally posted by Syren
I say you, me, a shitload of arsenal and a Master Plan.

She doesn't stand a chance. Meet me in PMs

I can't imagine it would take two of us....I'll just let you handle this one.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
She? You aren't referring to me are you?

You just ruined the awesomeness of my threat. I said YOU, ME and a shitload of ARSENAL.

SHE doesn't stand a chance duh

Originally posted by Syren
You just ruined the awesomeness of my threat. I said YOU, ME and a shitload of ARSENAL.

SHE doesn't stand a chance duh

Yes yes yes....I edited, you see? It's 9 am, I haven't had a coffee yet, and I was up late.

You edited mhm

Fair enough, I can relate to that. But you've thrown me to the dogs cry

Originally posted by Syren
You edited mhm

Fair enough, I can relate to that. But you've thrown me to the dogs cry

I thought you were cavorting with Fianna to trump ME, you see, and thought you were referring to ME as a SHE.

I have thrown you no where. I just don't have the gumption to harm Fianna. After all, she hearts me.

Googleberries.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I thought you were cavorting with Fianna to trump ME, you see, and thought you were referring to ME as a SHE.

I have thrown you no where. I just don't have the gumption to harm Fianna. After all, she hearts me.

I will be in, oh, about two minutes

She doesn't heart you, stupid Moose. She's over you. She dumped me for you. We need to get her and get her good tantrum

*takes attention*

mwahaha

Originally posted by Scottie
petpet *gives attention*

*sends Christmas card*
touched
Originally posted by Syren
*takes attention*

mwahaha

*doesnt send Christmas card*
nahuh

Originally posted by Syren
I will be in, oh, about two minutes

She doesn't heart you, stupid Moose. She's over you. She dumped me for you. We need to get her and get her good tantrum

Did you just throw a tantrum?

Ok, so lets set her up with Mist then!! That will get her GOOD!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~


Ok, so lets set her up with Mist then!! That will get her GOOD!

I snorted

Originally posted by silver_tears
I snorted

Cocaine is a TERRIBLE habit Irene.....please, if you've ever loved me.....SHARE! cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Did you just throw a tantrum?

Ok, so lets set her up with Mist then!! That will get her GOOD!

Yeah lets do that

Originally posted by Scottie
touched i will frame it and keep it forever...until i loose it

touchedOriginally posted by silver_tears
I snorted

Yeah we know you do drugs, no need to announce it petpet







*hates* sneaky2

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Cocaine is a TERRIBLE habit Irene.....please, if you've ever loved me.....SHARE! cry

Alright, get your ridiculously sexy butt over here, we'll do tea eyes

Originally posted by silver_tears
Alright, get your ridiculously sexy butt over here, we'll do tea eyes

*Brings self along with ridiculously sexy butt over*

Cocaine tea?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*Brings self along with ridiculously sexy butt over*

Cocaine tea?

Sure, why not srug

Originally posted by silver_tears
Sure, why not srug


*snorts - jumps back knocking everything over, and knocking Irene's clothes off*

That's bloody hot tea!

You burned her face off.shock

Its an improvementdoped

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You burned her face off.shock

Oh no Oh no!! *In a total cocaine tea frenzy*

What am I gonna do? I can't get my deposit back for her now.

Quick! Go find someone who LOOKS like her and get me the scissors and tape!!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She's gonna kill you for that.doped


Payback doped

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She's gonna kill you for that.doped



You can use the extra fat from old man Gilmers.

Right.....Old Man Glimers.....* gets the shakes*


Why am I so horny right now?

I bet you I could fly if I jumped out this window.

*pushes*

Originally posted by Syren
*pushes*

Heyyyyyy Kerry! Nice tentacles.......... *falls*

Originally posted by LethalFemme


It's okay he'll survive he has all that extra skin and stuff.

Mist?

You probably could you're isn't your mother related to one of Santa's reindeer?

No....Mist isn't horny.

I think I want to kiss you. Or draw pictures with you. I'm not sure.

My Mother IS Santa, Biatch! *vomits*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Heyyyyyy Kerry! Nice tentacles.......... *falls*

I scrolled too fast and thought you typed testicles.bag

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I scrolled too fast and thought you typed testicles.bag

Kerry has BALLS? jawdrop

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Is a *****.doped


Mist?


So are you droolio


What?sneaky2

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I scrolled too fast and thought you typed testicles.bag

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Kerry has BALLS? jawdrop

Makes sense...hmm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No....Mist isn't horny.

I think I want to kiss you. Or draw pictures with you. I'm not sure.

My Mother IS Santa, Biatch! *vomits*

Are we talking about the same Mist?

Kiss me where? Nude, semi clothed or caricature?

That would explain her beard and why she wanted me to sit on her lap and told me I was a naughty, naughty girl.hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Are we talking about the same Mist?


I dont think so, my pants are already off hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Are we talking about the same Mist?

Kiss me where? Nude, semi clothed or caricature?

That would explain her beard and why she wanted me to sit on her lap and told me I was a naughty, naughty girl.hmm

Mist Johnson? yes. yes

On your ear lobe...it's so sexy. I want to draw a huge mural on the side of my house....of Mist, conquering Norway.

Yah, she's a whore.

I don't have balls shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You'd know better than I would.



Too true.eyes

He said he was horny I assumed it was because you're walking around naked.

It's all coming....shock

Together it's all coming together.lookaround

Yes, you skanky ***** droolio

So did I...must be some other Mist walking around naked then hmm

crylaugh

Only on special occasionsermm

Originally posted by Syren
I don't have balls shock

Then just what the HELL was I playing wit.....................I don't want to continue on with this question.......

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Then just what the HELL was I playing wit.....................I don't want to continue on with this question.......

shrug

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Then just what the HELL was I playing wit.....................I don't want to continue on with this question.......

I could have sworn they were on my chin at some point.

Originally posted by LethalFemme



I meant Mist Wilson.

Thanks I wash it regularly. He hasn't even conquered the toilet yet.ermm

She makes the best brownies.

Oh THAT Mist...... what were we talking about again?

Mist Wilson might not have, but Mist Johnson is the best Aussie Viking I've ever seen!!

Yeah, she's a real fudgepacker.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
For how long?



Just skanky?cry

The one with two t's?

I save the rest for the bedroom



Originally posted by LethalFemme
Like funerals and stuff?ermm

Well no, mostly just when I go out to clubs...minimum requirement is pants..ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I could have sworn they were on my chin at some point.

And she fills out her spandex shorts so well it makes me jealous.

What else could it be?

Or maybe... could it be as simple as basic 'grooming'?

stfu

Originally posted by Syren
stfu

I don't know that word, but I would love some Cheetos..... droolio

Originally posted by LethalFemme


No she's shaved I know at least that much.



Okay I'll stop.hug

Shaved what?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't know that word, but I would love some Cheetos..... droolio

Stick That Finger Up...........ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Mines or yours?

Mmhmm

Such shame.weep


Yours...you have all those outfits and mirrors and allnaughty

I knowweep Cant even go into a club nowadays without pantsweep



Im off to conquer the world...bye folkswavey

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Shaved what?

Her crotch rocket.curlers

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Stick That Finger Up...........ermm

*sticks his finger up*

How's that?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Her crotch rocket.curlers




Oh........




So......I have tape stuck to the roof of my mouth.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*sticks his finger up*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Her crotch rocket.curlers

I lol'd dodgy

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*sticks his finger up*

How's that?

You fail.mhm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~


Oh........




So......I have tape stuck to the roof of my mouth.

Maybe if we use both our tongues we can get it off.ermm

Originally posted by Syren
I lol'd dodgy

hysterical *sits back smoking*

SOooo...was it good for you?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You fail.mhm



Maybe if we use both our tongues we can get it off.ermm

*sticks two..three....four.....* Ah hell.....*fists it up*



A tra'd dat areddy. Iz thtuk reeaay goood u tha.

FISTS it up? Scott, so crass mhm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*sticks two..three....four.....* Ah hell.....*fists it up*



A tra'd dat areddy. Iz thtuk reeaay goood u tha.

Go deeper. It's okay she can handle it.lookaround

itzz nt wrkin ut itz mkin me hrni

Is Something happening?

Originally posted by Syren
FISTS it up? Scott, so crass mhm

SHE *points to Femme* started it!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Go deeper. It's okay she can handle it.lookaround

itzz nt wrkin ut itz mkin me hrni

Who is she? I thougt this was you.

U noooo! Am geddin hawdew den evah befoa!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
SHE *points to Femme* started it!

Why is it always my fault?cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why is it always my fault?cry


*shrugs* Simple, you're a hooker.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Who is she? I thougt this was you.

U noooo! Am geddin hawdew den evah befoa!!

I thought it was Syren.

Uh cn fel id ur lk a rck

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*shrugs* Simple, you're a hooker.

I'm not hooker. I just sleep around.schmoll

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I thought it was Syren.

Uh cn fel id ur lk a rck





I can multi task.....I'll sign you up for the 2 for 1 Special.

thang oo...ah wud lak to slp wih u now.



And you have pride!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I can multi task.....I'll sign you up for the 2 for 1 Special.

thang oo...ah wud lak to slp wih u now.



And you have pride!

So can I. A woman's body was built for it.lookaround

o rly?

Well if you're gonna do someone you should always have pride.eyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So can I. A woman's body was built for it.lookaround

o rly?

Well if you're gonna do someone you should always have pride.eyes

This is very true. You gals can really go all out when it comes to that sort of thing. Impressive.

ya rly. ca we ha wile sekas now?

Damn, you are one helluva woman.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
This is very true. You gals can really go all out when it comes to that sort of thing. Impressive.

ya rly. ca we ha wile sekas now?

Damn, you are one helluva woman.

We couldn't do it without you guys.

ony if u ic mae ol ovor

Ssh don't let it get out people might start treating me with respect and stuff.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
We couldn't do it without you guys.

ony if u ic mae ol ovor

Ssh don't let it get out people might start treating me with respect and stuff.

Actually, that's not true. Have you seen Sorority ****s 2, 4 and 8? They deal exclusively with female female copulation.

wha?

Haha...ok, biatch, I won't say anything else.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Actually, that's not true. Have you seen Sorority ****s 2, 4 and 8? They deal exclusively with female female copulation.

wha?

Haha...ok, biatch, I won't say anything else.

True maybe I should go lesbian.hmm

I forgot

Thanks reindeer.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
True maybe I should go lesbian.hmm

I forgot

Thanks reindeer.

Me too! droolio It would totally be worth it to have the sex change and then become a dyke.

Try to remember, it sounded hot!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Me too! droolio It would totally be worth it to have the sex change and then become a dyke.

Try to remember, it sounded hot!

With you physique you could easily be a bull dyke.

It had something to do with...............something.hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
With you physique you could easily be a bull dyke.

It had something to do with...............something.hmm

I could totally dominate you! droolio


OH God....I love....something.......

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I could totally dominate you! droolio


OH God....I love....something.......

Couldn't you just keep your penis for that?

OMG me too.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Couldn't you just keep your penis for that?

OMG me too.

Yes! To hell with this whole operation thingy. I'm going to do you as a man.

That sounded wrong. lookaround

Then lets DO something!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes! To hell with this whole operation thingy. I'm going to do you as a man.

That sounded wrong. lookaround

Then lets DO something!

That's sounded so wrong.

*does something*dd

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That's sounded so wrong.

*does something*dd

I know!!! I'm such a lesbian tool.


Again. That makes it sound like I'm a dildo.

*does something TO you* See if you can guess what it is.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know!!! I'm such a lesbian tool.


Again. That makes it sound like I'm a dildo.

*does something TO you* See if you can guess what it is.

I've seen those before.


Ouch don't bite so hard.cry

Oh and I saw your gay thread.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I've seen those before.


Ouch don't bite so hard.cry

Oh and I saw your gay thread.

I'm sure you have.... naughty

Wow. Did I ever do THAT wrong......that wasn't a bite.

Piss off.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm sure you have.... naughty

Wow. Did I ever do THAT wrong......that wasn't a bite.

Piss off.

Only the real ones.

You should kiss it............to like make me feel better and stuff.lookaround

I was gonna post there but, I was like there are an awful lot of guys in here.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Only the real ones.

You should kiss it............to like make me feel better and stuff.lookaround

I was gonna post there but, I was like there are an awful lot of guys in here.

Hehe....I see.

I'm not kissing THAT! If I wouldn't bite it, you think I'd kiss it?

I know. I should rename the thread "Moose's Sausage fest".

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hehe....I see.

I'm not kissing THAT! If I wouldn't bite it, you think I'd kiss it?

I know. I should rename the thread "Moose's Sausage fest".



Remember that the next time you want me to put my mouth on you.ranting

The funny part is if you did I guarantee you'd get more girls in there or at least just me.

Originally posted by LethalFemme


Remember that the next time you want me to put my mouth on you.ranting

The funny part is if you did I guarantee you'd get more girls in there or at least just me.

Relax...relax. Bear in mind this is PG13. I'd be happy to go down on you in a PM. BADA BOOM!

Hmmm....that gives me pause for thought.......

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Relax...relax. Bear in mind this is PG13. I'd be happy to go down on you in a PM. BADA BOOM!

Hmmm....that gives me pause for thought.......

You perv I didn't even mean that.

I'll post there now since all the other girls are doing it.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You perv I didn't even mean that.

I'll post there now since all the other girls are doing it.

Regardless, I'm a very giving person.

Follower.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Regardless, I'm a very giving person.

Follower.

You give me so much laughter.petpet

I didn't want to be the only one that's how bad things happen.schmoll

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You give me so much laughter.petpet

I didn't want to be the only one that's how bad things happen.schmoll

Ahh...you're so kind to me.

Not with me there to protect you.

Besides, I thought you preferred the 8 males to 1 female ratio.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ahh...you're so kind to me.

Not with me there to protect you.

Besides, I thought you preferred the 8 males to 1 female ratio.

I try.

Doesn't protect = molest in Moose?

But even at most there's only enough room for 5 to 1. What would the other three do?cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I try.

Doesn't protect = molest in Moose?

But even at most there's only enough room for 5 to 1. What would the other three do?cry

Damnit. When the hell did you get the Moose dictionary?
I always giggle when I see that symbol with the words "To Serve and Protect" Teehee.....

Cleanup?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Damnit. When the hell did you get the Moose dictionary?
I always giggle when I see that symbol with the words "To Serve and Protect" Teehee.....

Cleanup?

Syren gave it to me she said I'd never survive KMC without it.


You're language might be misleading but, your logic is uncanny.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Syren gave it to me she said I'd never survive KMC without it.


You're language might be misleading but, your logic is uncanny.

Ah. She was wise to do so.

So, can I walk with you now?

I'm freaking great, aren't I?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
He only loves truckers, and I don't have a truck. weep Thank you sweet lady. hihat

He's not worth it anyhow.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah. She was wise to do so.

So, can I walk with you now?

I'm freaking great, aren't I?

She also told me never to trust Backfire.

I'll watch you.

You're like a god.

Why thank you.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She also told me never to trust Backfire.

I'll watch you.

You're like a god.

I wouldn't know.

OK, cool, and audience.

LIKE a god?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I wouldn't know.

OK, cool, and audience.

LIKE a god?

It had something to do with cocaine, guns and a business deal gone bad.

I need to take notes so that I can compare them to all the other guys on KMC.lookaround

Well they usually sleep with their family members.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well they usually sleep with their family members.ermm

That's soooo wrong! Plech!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It had something to do with cocaine, guns and a business deal gone bad.

I need to take notes so that I can compare them to all the other guys on KMC.lookaround

Well they usually sleep with their family members.ermm

Ah, well, he sounds like a right cheery fellow then, eh?

There will be NO comparison. I set the bone....err....bar, high.

I....NO I don't!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah, well, he sounds like a right cheery fellow then, eh?

There will be NO comparison. I set the bone....err....bar, high.

I....NO I don't!

I know but he pays good.

I'll have to measure.........grade that.lookaround

That's why I said "like" and not "are" cause I assumed you don't.furious

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know but he pays good.

I'll have to measure.........grade that.lookaround

That's why I said "like" and not "are" cause I assumed you don't.furious

He pays? I want a job.

I'll send YOU the picture so you can see.

Ok, cool, coz that one thing...was just....so blown out of proportion....she was like, my second cousin....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He pays? I want a job.

I'll send YOU the picture so you can see.

Ok, cool, coz that one thing...was just....so blown out of proportion....she was like, my second cousin....

That's what he wanted.

shock

Still counts. The rule is third removed.mhm