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O.K....I know theres allready a lot of "games" going on here, but I wanted to start a new one too.
It`s like the One word story...a story where you continue the story all the time.

In a one Word stor, you can only use one word....In this story (which is the first of a lot of stories...I hope...hehe) You can use more than one word, but the maximum is 25 words.

It`s not that difficoult....let`s start shall we?






Bin-Kriff Laya was in the midle of a fight, the bullets were flying around him when a rescue ship landed.

"U sure took u're sweet time!" he said

"I know, we had to kill some Blex troopers first" answered the woman in the ship. She was a very hard woman.

then she opened up the cargo doors, used her ATG lasers to shoot some more troopers and came outta the ship

So what happened here?she asked.

"Minor problems, nothing too important"

BOOM! "What the hell?" Rex shouted.

.....and took a dump in his pants

"You could've done that in the bushes dude... " the woman said.

or the toilet....it's right over there, says Dexx

The lady continued 'Of course none of this would ever happened if we took my advice and all of us were nude'

"Come on people. This is a firefight, not a discussion area." Lance said.

The Lady clutched Lances weapon tightly proclaiming 'Indeed but maybe you chose the wrong side'

Don't take off without the Stiffmeister!!!!! shouts Mujaffa as he fights of the Blex troopershttp://ruinsmiley.tripod.com/MyStarWarssmileys_files/lsabre.gif

The Lady goes down with Ease as Thane Zereil enters the fray. 'Well thats one problem solved anyone need help, I'm good here'

do you understand the words that are comming out of my mouth????don't you leave me....screams Muj....stabs a blex trooper in the back while chopping a head off a nother one.

'Oh all right' he muttered blasting holes in the opposing forces

who immediately started a food fight in the cafeteria belowdecks.

L.E. joins gundys side in the food fight

"What the hell are you doing here Billy The Kid??" asked the woman. "Aren`t you dead?"

the woman was so emotianally shocked at seeing him alive that she threw fries at him

Dexx runs and grabs the fries in the air. Starts eating them

with no ketchup?

"Dexx is a madman..." says Rex while decapitating the lunchlady with a pocket knife.

before he took another dump in his pants

"whats that smell?" one blex trooper shouted.

"They're using chemical weapons!!!!RUN!!!!!!!!!!" said one of the troopers

oh my god!...why didn't you say so earlier.....i'm turning.....pink!

and start working with a sewing machine and some clothing

Suddenly the woman was hit by an arrow in her back.

Dexx is splashed with the woman's blood after the arrow came the other side

then Tom came and said, what a **** up of a story, lets detonate the thremo nuclier missile now!!!!!!! And friend Ell Leppo Alebamos Said, hey give me that detonator!

nooo. Don't detonate it!! You crazy? We'll get all blooped. Do u want to be slowly digested for an undetermined period of time????????

The woman was wounded and quite..."This is a ****ed up story...I know...Dexx finish it without me....." she slowly died.

NOOOOO!!!! you can't die!!!....i don't even know you!. Dooku....you'll die for this!!!

Wait till i get off the toilet ,then u will feel the force..ugghhh...get out u stupid "force"...said Dooku.

it seems this conflict cannot be settled by our knowledge of the force.
*Grabs broom*...you shall feel my wrath

Billy The Kid was rushing towards the lady too...."Hold out my lady, we will rescue you"

(What a ****ed up story.. )

(damn best story i ever heard)

The lady's dead billy. Now, dooku....feel my anger!!!

"My hero...."said the lady while her bowels were hanging out...

oh!...you're alive!! Dooku, we'll finish this later! *throws broom and grabs paddles* Live! Live damn it!

"Don't mind me I got a crap size of New Mexico that don't wanna get out!Think i'll use the force on it!Force PUSH!!!"said Dooku

Jesus christ man!.....use the force on it in the little boys room.

Dooku-this was not me, it was Ell-Leppos Alebamos who detonated the bomb........

My father always said :"When u gotta use the force ,u gotta use the force"...Dooku said

Ell-Leppos Alebamos ? Ell-Leppos Alebamos you say?...i'm coming for you! You got me all bloopped

And he took a dump in his pants.

really? Then i'll smell my way to him. Ell-Leppos Alebamos , i'm coming for you

Thane Zereil pondered to himself, thats one mess I'm never in..

don'y worry.....i have a pp....pppp.....pepper spray

(this is way too funny! )

Rex jumped on top of Dooku and beat him over the head with a baseball bat. "Die you son of a poop! You hurt the Lady of the Realm of the Monkeys of the Place called Hell!"

Then suddenly he waked up.....It was all a dream!!!! Petter had been peeing in his bed.

Well that's a nice story...

(not over yet)
Dexx enters the room....what the hell is that smell?

"That's the smell of victory!" said Dooku!

how the hell did you get outa the dream?

I am omnipresent young jedi!

who said i'm a jedi. Takes Dexx face mask off and reveals MAul's face.
I'm cloned....mwahahahaha...........and you just crapped in ur pants

That is not crap!That is for good luck!

well...good luck then

Now there u want some good luck on your sabre?

*quickly changes subject*

yeesh you turn around for half a per sec and see what happens

you chopped your spear head of...

lol, rather have a spear in it then a battle axe

i'd preffer a dart

I dont care what you prefer just keep with the killing and maming

then I'd take a great sword

i have a ring here. who ever you turn it to, he craps in his pants.

walks to dexx and chops of the ring

Isildur...cast it into the fire...quick man! quick!

hehe, now it's mine , casts it into the fire

phew!...no more craping in the pants finiti

well I don't like crapping that's why I destroyed it

nooo..what have you done! *jumps after ring*

*trys to grap dexx by his belt*

*pulls himself out*
*lands in hot boyling lava*
hey jump in...the lava's pretty good

forget it

Should i wear my slip Dexx?It's gonna melt anyway!

well..the lave's not transparent....u won't need panties

jesus u guys are nuts

sabrea left

*gets out of lava*...it was getting cold anyway

hehe,
*throws down a fire ball*

ooh...pinky that has to hurt

Dives for the fireball...underlava finds a roast chicken.
-Hungry anyone?

no not really

*takes chocolate candybar*

I want a snickers

search one yourself! you don't get one from me now!

booo basta

boom shakalaka

huh?

right back at you dude

MMMmmmm...melted Snickers...I've got 2....at least i think they're two...

mentos, fresh maker

gimme gimme gimme

mentos, tic tac, mars, a ferrari or those melted snickers?

snickers

Snickers, a new sensation

*throws dvd of AOTC in the fridge*

hehe

*dexx enters the building*
here i come for those sniker...don't ya worry

good gimme
*runs to dexx*

*quickly stuffs isnikers in the mouth*
*full mouth*
i don't have any

U basta
*starts to choke dexx*

not while i'm eating. I claim my civil rights *gasps*.......*glup!*

scr*w civil rights
gimme the snickers

it's in my belly

*takes sabre*
*ignites sabre*
*slices open dexx his belly*
*takes out snickers*

------
*wakes up from an awefull day dream* and says: "well I'll get the next one"

*dexx enters the room while eating snikers*
u had a good sleep?

yea wasn't bad, was dreaming about snickers


*walks to the ice-box*
*opens it*
*takes out an ice-cream snickers*
*starts eating*

*shows fire the ice box sign*
poison icecream

u can't come into my room and poison my ice-box anywayz I'm immune to poison didn't u know?

*rubs poison away and reveals cryptonite*

I ain't superman mate, cryptonite can go to hell for all I care
*walks out of the room*

*rubs cryptonite away and reveals...pink poney pup *

ooh scary

ha!...drop the sniker

(now it's getting kinda boring...)

*chops off Fire's hand so he drops the Snickers*

Ahh, I don't like Snickers anyway...

*unwraps a Mounds bar*

Mmm, coconut and chocolate....

*screams*
"u could have asked the drop the snickers basta"

*pics up the bleeding hand of the floor and runs*
I have it! the final element. A hand. Now my potion can be complete

hehe
*goes to the medical frigate and gets a new fake hand*

no...take the 2.6 model. Better flexibility. it's right there in the right

well I think I'm gonna stick with 2.4

if u want to be stuck while pionting the finger...

flip a finger

cut off all the fingers

I`ll help you

it's a mechanical hand. It won't even hurt...where's the pleasure

well dexx that finger problem is solved with the software update :P

no...it's pure hardware what ya have in there. That's why they come with whole new releases when they wanna upgrade. Like the 2.6 over there.

and I'm telling u it has software in it, who's gonna now, u the guy who just thinks he knows or me the guy who actualy has one :P

yayyy, pretty soon!

i designed it...i should know

yayyy! designers!

and a very good one thank ya very much

you're welcome

I think this thread has outlived its usefulness. Closing.