Why Don't You Stop By To Have A COKE And A LEMON And A Nice ******* Day.....
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InnerRise
Well here it is.
Have a Coke and a Lemon and a nice fu***ng day people.
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Some people know by the context in which I've directed it to them previously before.
Otherwise.......
I'm just too good for you ALL.....
mhm
Is It Comprehensible.....
InnerRise
You definitely can have one.
(I'm loving this)
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Röland
What if I don't want a coke but just a lemon or vice versa?

Marth18
Mountain dew or crab juice
Ewww yuck ugghhh ahhh gross eWWhhhWW yucccckkkk.......
i'll take a crab juice...
Röland
Fine give me a damn lemon and a coke, I don't know yet if I'll have a nice ****ing day. disgust
InnerRise
Oh, but I will.
That's the beauty of it.
"Here you go"
Now have a incredibly nice fu***ng day sir.
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=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by InnerRise
Well here it is.
Have a Coke and a Lemon and a nice fu***ng day people.
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Some people know by the context in which I've directed it to them previously before.
Otherwise.......
I'm just too good for you ALL.....
mhm
Is It Comprehensible.....
What about what Eddie Murphy said . . . "Have a Coke and a smile, and shut the f*ck up!"

§P0oONY
I'm confused and I didn't read the opening post. w00t
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by InnerRise
What about it?
shrug
I'm still too good....even for Eddie Murphy.
It's better, that's what about it!

§P0oONY
Originally posted by InnerRise
What about it?
shrug
I'm still too good....even for Eddie Murphy.
mhm
Well now you know. But honestly, it's quite possible that you would still be confused even if you had read the opening post.
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I just read the opening post... I'm still confused. w00t
InnerRise
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
It's better, that's what about it!

I said that I'm better!
End of discussion.
You can definitely have a coke and a lemon and nice fu***ng fantastical day.
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=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by InnerRise
I said that I'm better!
End of discussion.
You can definitely have a coke and a lemon and nice fu***ng fantastical day.
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The discussion ends when I say it ends. Okay, NOW it's over!

Röland
Do you only offer a COKE and a LEMON?
InnerRise
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
The discussion ends when I say it ends. Okay, NOW it's over!
glare
Don't give lip. I didn't ask for it. I only ask that you take this Coke and Lemon and use your lips on them and have a nice fu***ng fantastical magical day.
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=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by InnerRise
glare
Don't give lip. I didn't ask for it.
Last I checked it's a free country and I can do whatever I want.

Oh, and this conversation is over.

Röland
Originally posted by InnerRise
Look me in the face and ask me that question again.
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*does*

InnerRise
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Last I checked it's a free country and I can do whatever I want.

Oh, and this conversation is over.

It's over because I said it was some posts ago.
At least you can follow the rules and pay attention.
You know what you get?
A EXTRA BIG COKE AND A EXTRA BIG LEMON AND A EXTRA BIG NICE FU***NG DAY!!!!!!! With a IS IT COMPREHENSIBLE on the side.
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=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by InnerRise
It's over because I said it was some posts ago.
At least you can follow the rules and pay attention.
You know what you get?
A EXTRA BIG COKE AND A EXTRA BIG LEMON AND A EXTRA BIG NICE FU***NG DAY!!!!!!! With a IS IT COMPREHENSIBLE on the side.
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Okay, I'll take it.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by InnerRise
*Kills*
Now that will be $65.76 smart @$$
yes
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Alright, I was trying to be nice, but now I'm not playing anymore games! Take this!!! =======> shit
Röland
Originally posted by InnerRise
*Kills*
Lame. cry
ThePittman
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Alright, I was trying to be nice, but now I'm not playing anymore games! Take this!!! =======> shit

RZA
Originally posted by InnerRise
Well here it is.
Have a Coke and a Lemon and a nice fu***ng day people.
mhm
Is It Comprehensible.....
*grabs a bottle of Bacardi light and makes himself a Cuba Libre*w00t
InnerRise
Umm...I'm sorry but that's not for sale. That's my special stash.
*Takes bottle and puts it back behind counter.*
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RZA
aghh....how could you?
No! not my sweet alcohol...
please give it back! give back my Precious!!!!

InnerRise
Only if you pay Tired Hiker's Bill that he never paid.
mhm
That's my final offer.
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RZA
Bah...
Why should I have to be forced to pay for that loser's bill?
Hell, I can't even pay for my own! confused
RZA
^
ok..ok I'll pay for his bill...geez..don't you think calling me that is a bit extreme?
InnerRise
Originally posted by RZA
Bah...
Why should I have to be forced to pay for that loser's bill?
Hell, I can't even pay for my own! confused You aren't forced to do anything.
I just end up with an extra bottle of Barcadi while you end up leaving here sober.
You're always welcome to a COKE and a LEMON and a nice fu***ng Fantastical day along with Valentine there who is obsessed with me being what he wants me to be.
is it comprehensible.....Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Nazi. Go to hell.
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Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by RZA
^
ok..ok I'll pay for his bill...geez..don't you think calling me that is a bit extreme?
Not You.
InnerRise
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Not You. That was my exact response when I saw that you had come in this thread.
Not You.
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RZA
Originally posted by InnerRise
You aren't forced to do anything.
I just end up with an extra bottle of Barcadi while you end up leaving here sober.
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How about I give a quarter and you let me sniff the bottle?
InnerRise
"Fine by me."
I get 25 Cents and you get oxygen scented air.
"Sounds Good..........Cha Ching!!!"
*Opens up bottle and waves it around under RZA's nose*
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RZA
Aahhhhh...thank you kind sir....
well that's good enuff for me I suppose...
Wait! look over there ->
what the hell is that!!!!
*steals bottle while InnerRise is distracted and hauls ass*
w00t
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by InnerRise
That was my exact response when I saw that you had come in this thread.
Not You.
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InnerRise
*Turns back around and sees RZA hauling ass*
*Picks up communicator*
"It's MORPHING TIME!!!!!"
"Saber Toothed Tiger!!!"
*Jumps powerfully over in front of RZA, blocking the entrance*
"You have something for me or am I going to have to take it from you the hard way"
*Doesn't wait for a response*
*Kicks RZA in the unmentionables takes bottle*
*Picks up RZA's writhling body off of the ground and throws him out*
*Locks up shop, skips back behind the counter and puts bottle back and changes back to normal self*
"Good Night All"
*Glances back at bottle*
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RZA
How dare you row sham-beau me
You sir have no soul...
ahhh...my aching nuts...and the worst part is I'm still sober

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by InnerRise
Oh, did Mr. Special expect to get something for nothing.
You better wake up and smell the Coke and Lemon. This is USA where money means your life and your money means I'm buying that PS3 now, so give it up.
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I never expect something for nothing, Miss Know-it-all! And you need to get used to earning your own money, I suggest a career as a show girl. Good tips!

=Tired Hiker=
Whoa! I just noticed InneRise is a guy??? Dude, I always thought you were a chick.

RZA
^

Dude are you that wasted?
=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by RZA
^

Dude are you that wasted?
No, I'm at work, so I'm totally sober.

InnerRise
Originally posted by RZA
How dare you row sham-beau me
You sir have no soul...
ahhh...my aching nuts...and the worst part is I'm still sober

No soul??? Maybe.
One bottle of heaven???? You bet your aching balls I do.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I never expect something for nothing, Miss Know-it-all! And you need to get used to earning your own money, I suggest a career as a show girl. Good tips!
First of all.............
And second of all. What do you think I'm doing now. Volunteering. I'm getting mine. mhm
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Whoa! I just noticed InneRise is a guy??? Dude, I always thought you were a chick.
Oh ok. I really thought you were being funny in the previous message and actually knew my gender.
Has it been my rotation of Avatar's and Signatures that have confused you?
Have you know knowledge of my love for HALLE BERRY and UTADA HIKARU who I have up right now in my Avatar and Signature and Desktop. I wanted to show my desktop on that Desktop Thread, but I don't know how.
I wanted to show it when I had Halle Berry up as well, but now I have Utada Hikaru.
cry
It's just not fair when I'm Just Too Good.
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Röland
To show your desktop minimize KMC and press the
"prt scr" key it's on the upper right handside of the key board above
"insert" "home" and "page up"
now after you've done that open paint, photoshop or a program like that hold down "ctrl" and press "v" to paste the pic of your desktop.
Now give me another coke and lemon.
InnerRise
Thanks for the tip, but I'm sorry. You dont get a Coke and a Lemon for that.
I only give them out to certain people when they do certain things.
This is an appropriate circumstance, but I appreciate the help all the same.
I can give you a sip of this Bacardi though that got here sometime around the time RZA did.
I don't know where it came from.
I just know that it's mine.
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Röland
Originally posted by InnerRise
Thanks for the tip, but I'm sorry. You dont get a Coke and a Lemon for that.
I only give them out to certain people when they do certain things.
This is an appropriate circumstance, but I appreciate the help all the same.
I can give you a sip of this Bacardi though that got here sometime around the time RZA did.
I don't know where it came from.
I just know that it's mine.
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You mean the other day I can just walk right into the thread and get a coke and a lemon but when I do something that I should get some kind of prize for I don't get a coke and a lemon? cry
*takes Bacardi anyway*
ADarksideJedi
Thank you I will have a nice day!jm
InnerRise
Don't take it all and go overboad.
*takes bottle back and pours some in a thimble.*
THere you go.
ENjoy.
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ADarksideJedi
(Takes the whole bottle and runsaway!)jm
InnerRise
"It's Morphing TIME!!!!"
"Saber toothed tiger!!!!"
*Handles Business*
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ADarksideJedi
(starts to fight!)jm
InnerRise
*Fight was over before you began*
"Got class. Chau!"
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ADarksideJedi
Me too!Bye!jm
InnerRise
*Thirsty*
*Won't have a Coke and Lemon though*
They are only meant for the RIGHT people and I'm Just Too Good.
mhm
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InnerRise
*Opens up Shop*
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Röland
*strolls in*

InnerRise
*Peers at the figure that strolls in suspiciously*
*Goes for communicator just in case*
*Smiles*
"What can I do you in for this evening?"
*Flips open communicator for quick and easy access*
*Smiles even harder and adds a wink to top it off*
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Röland
I just need a COKE and a LEMON. leftright
InnerRise
Oh Ok. Oooohhhhhhhhh.
Awkward....................
You see. I can't give you a Coke and a Lemon. Nor can I give you a Nice Fu***ng Day.
I'm sorry.
OH! I have some bacardi. Want some?
By the way, what do you need a coke and a lemon for? huH? Gonna open up your own shop and steal my business?! Huh!!!
HUH!!!!!
*tightens grip on communicator*
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Röland
Sure. *takes bottle and pours a small amount*
Oh and I ran into your shop to escape this guy chasing me.
Ever see Pulp Fiction, yeah it's kind of like that but without the wierd rapage.

InnerRise
"Never Seen it buddy"
*Takes bottle.*
"This isn't a self serve buddy" glare
"That'll be $78.54 buddy"
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Röland
"$78.54!" "That is outrageous!" "I won't pay it." disgust
*hands over money* glare
InnerRise
"As I thought."
*Takes Money*
"You're service is important to us, please come again."
*Looks around awkwardly* doh
(There's nobody else here working but me. "Important to us"???)
"Anyway, if you have any suggestions, please write them down on paper and stick them in our("OUR"???? I'm the only one here.) suggestion box."
"Have a nice day."
"I"m closing up shop, so if you have no suggestions you have to leave now."
*Counts newly acquired money to make sure I have enough to supply my habit* Jumpy
"I have a........special errand to run." (I'm a genius. Whoever thought these KMC Fools would go for it. Well they do and I'm Just Too Good)
*Stares at customer*
*Looks at watch*
(God, I hope he's still at the corner at this time of night)
"Umm...Please leave now."
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InnerRise
*Walks back in and opens up shop with a smile on face*
*Eyes are kind of red*
*Pockets are lumpy and make a plasticy sound inside*
*Goes into back room and lights something*
*Fire alarm goes off*
*Hits fire alarm*
*Fire alarm turns off*
*Stays in back room*
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Röland
You do know I'm your only customer?
Oh and I never left, you locked up the store while I was still here.ermm
InnerRise
"You are not my only customer"
"You are not here 24/7 to see my bountiful number of loving customers who keep coming back" (for more me that is)
"What the hell!!!"
"Did you tou............."
"You know what, that is it!"
"It's MORPHING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Saber Toothed Tiger"
*Waves hands maniacally around in the air until transformation occurs*
*15 mins later*
*Still waving hands around in air*
*Transforms*
*Sticks out hand in a come hither motion*
"Get Over Here!!!!!!!!!"
*Things come out of hand and goes over to Roland and gets him in the throat and yanks him violently across the room to me*
"Freeze Motherfu**er!!!!!!"
*With Free hand, reaches behind counter and pulls out a Coke and a Lemon*
"Have a Fu***ng COKE and a Fu***ng LEMON and a nice FUC*ING day @$$hole!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Withdraws grip and hold and untransforms and goes in the back to smoke some reefa*
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Röland
Thanks!
*walks out, whistling a tune*

InnerRise
"That'll cost you Bi**"
"Nothing's free you know."(Especially my Reefa. I'd better up the price. Just a little bit. Just a smidgen)
"That'll be $362.73 motherfu**er"
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Röland
"This is fu**ing bullsh*t, first I have to pay you 80 some bucks for a freakin bacardi and now you're making me pay $362.73 for a fu**in coke and a lemon. You're pretty much stealing from me a**hole!!!"
*gives you money* glare
InnerRise
"I'm appalled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" mhm
"That Barcadi was only $78.54!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I gave you a bargain!!"
"Don't take my generosity for granted sh**head!!!!"
*Snatches Money*
"Now Get Out you trampy whore!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Röland
"Sir in light of your recent offensive nature I challenge you to a duel."disgust
"Haven't you ever heard of the customer is always right?"
InnerRise
(Thinks about it)
"I didn't say you............"

...............
"Umm.....Did I say $78.54? I meant, yes it was $80 something dollars and that was wrong of me."
"You know what. Take the COKE and LEMON for FREE Ok?"
*Awkwardly and slowly with hands raised, tip toes back into back room*
*As I'm sliding through the door way into the back room----*
"Have a nice fu***ng............day I guess"
(@$$hole)
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Röland
"Sorry I overreacted."
"Your shop is really great and please don't be afraid of me."
"I failed to see that you were giving me a good bargain and I apologize."
*takes the COKE and LEMON, leaves 5 cents on the table*
Itzak
Originally posted by InnerRise
Well here it is.
Have a Coke and a Lemon and a nice fu***ng day people.
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
Some people know by the context in which I've directed it to them previously before.
Otherwise.......
I'm just too good for you ALL.....
mhm
Is It Comprehensible.....
*steals the Coke and Lemon then sells them on ebay for $3.00 each, giving me a nice ****ing day* ermm
Itzak
Originally posted by InnerRise
*Walks out and sees the 5 cents*
*Looks around to see he's still there*
*Sees no one*
"Cheap @$$" glare
"Who does he think he is talking to me in that way"
"Scared!?! Ha! I just don't want customer service snooping around here.............AGAIN"
*IS the one who bought them off of Ebay*
*Entered Itzak's credit number on the site to buy the item*
*Thinks to self* (Have a nice fu***ng fantastical day Itzak*
"Nobody steals from this bi*ch"
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Damn! Well played good sir. euro
*steals them from you again* evillaugh
Bi*ch? I thought you were a bastard? hmm *checks gender*
InnerRise
I'm INNERRISE god d@mnit!!!
I can be whatever and whoever I want.
I don't specifically limit being a bi*ch to the females.
Why should they have all of the fun.
"Stealing from me again? You must be asking for it"
"It's MORPHING TIME!!!!"
"Saber Toothed Tiger!!!!!!!"
*Transforms and walks up to Itzak's front door, walks through it, takes back item(s), walks up to Itzak's bedroom*
*He's sleeping*
*Takes pillow and puts it over his face and presses down ever so gently*
*Lifts up pillow for a quick second and puts LEMON in his mouth that he stole and continues to suffocate with pillow*
"Enjoy your lemon bi*ch"
"See, you're a bi*ch too, the bad kind though because we all know....."
"I'm Just Too Good"
mhm
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Itzak
Originally posted by InnerRise
I'm INNERRISE god d@mnit!!!
I can be whatever and whoever I want.
I don't specifically limit being a bi*ch to the females.
Why should they have all of the fun.
"Stealing from me again? You must be asking for it"
"It's MORPHING TIME!!!!"
"Saber Toothed Tiger!!!!!!!"
*Transforms and walks up to Itzak's front door, walks through it, takes back item(s), walks up to Itzak's bedroom*
*He's sleeping*
*Takes pillow and puts it over his face and presses down ever so gently*
*Lifts up pillow for a quick second and puts LEMON in his mouth that he stole and continues to suffocate with pillow*
"Enjoy your lemon bi*ch"
"See, you're a bi*ch too, the bad kind though because we all know....."
"I'm Just Too Good"
mhm
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*didn't read any of that... and continues to drink my Coke* ermm
InnerRise
Originally posted by Itzak
*didn't read any of that... and continues to drink my Coke* ermm
*Didn't read any of it and continues to suffocate you*
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Itzak
Originally posted by InnerRise
*Did read any of it and continues to suffocate you*
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*Didn't read any of that and continues to suffocate* ermm
InnerRise
Originally posted by Itzak
*Didn't read any of that and continues to suffocate* ermm
Oh you read it.
mhm
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Itzak
Originally posted by InnerRise
Oh you read it.
mhm
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*Didn't read any of that*
Lies! mhm
InnerRise
Originally posted by Itzak
*Didn't read any of that*
Lies! mhm Tell me sir.
How do you respond to something in which you haven't read? Huh?
eek
By the way. I didn't read your post in which you said "*Didn't read any of that* Lies! mhm"
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Itzak
Originally posted by InnerRise
Tell me sir.
How do you respond to something in which you haven't read? Huh?
eek
By the way. I didn't read your post in which you said "*Didn't read any of that* Lies! mhm"
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The same way you responded to me when you didn't read my post. mhm
Oh really? Well ditto.
ermm
InnerRise
NO, not the same way, b/c you actually responded to specific stuff. I simply stated I didn't read your post.
You said you didn't read my post and then went to say something that you could have only known if you read my thread.
So there.
Suck it.
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Itzak
I have a multiple personality. That makes me handicapped dammit! Have a heart on a.. eh... two guys.

InnerRise
So then if I get one of your personalities to suck it, the other won't know about it. shifty
Allllrrrrriiiigggghhhhttttt. (Quagmire)
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Itzak
Yeah...
But I charge double for everything.

InnerRise
You're not suppose to get a kick out of it. You pervert.
No thanks.
mhm
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ADarksideJedi
Looks like he aready is geting a kick from it!jmnaughty
InnerRise
I hate that smiley Darkside. Don't use it here in my domain ever again unless you want to get a swift KICK!!!
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InnerRise
Shop will be closed until Next Monday. I'm locking up, so nobody can steal or take anything, no matter what they say.
I have Titanium and Admantium Covering the whole outside and inside of this place.
I got this sh*t on lock down motherfu***rs.
Adios.
NOTE: The first person to come in when I get back gets a free something.
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~Kongu_Dude~
Hi InnerRise. ninjawave
How's it going?
Röland
Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
*walks in singing*

InnerRise
I'll be leaving shortly. So please don't linger. I appreciate your service.
I'll report officially when I'm shutting down. You don't want to get locked in here now do.
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~Kongu_Dude~
Is this Thread going comprehensible?

InnerRise
I have yet to update my iPod so yall still have time. Make the most out of it.
Example of not making the most of your time.............This:
Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
Is this Thread going comprehensible?
IS IT COMPREHENSIBLE.....
Itzak
Originally posted by InnerRise
Shop will be closed until Next Monday. I'm locking up, so nobody can steal or take anything, no matter what they say.
I have Titanium and Admantium Covering the whole outside and inside of this place.
I got this sh*t on lock down motherfu***rs.
Adios.
NOTE: The first person to come in when I get back gets a free something.
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*Already stole everything before you locked down the place* And just 'cause I'm gracious I left you a bag of air. ermm
InnerRise
Originally posted by Itzak
*Already stole everything before you locked down the place* And just 'cause I'm gracious I left you a bag of air. ermm
*Goes into backroom to check on Itzak.*
*Itzak is still laying across table with brain sensors all over his head and other sensors over his body*
*Checks computers*
"Yup, still in his own phantasy world"
"He won't be a problem"
*Presses a button*
*Steel covering drops down suddenly over the talbe and Itzak*
"Hope he has enough oxygen"
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~Kongu_Dude~
*Steals everything while they are busy*

InnerRise
I'm officially gone. Adios.
*Shut the Place Down*
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InnerRise
*Opens Up*
*Goes in Back Room*
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InnerRise
Originally posted by Thorinn
herbdoped I'm sorry, but your kind isn't allowed in here. Get out.
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Röland
*walks up to door mumbling*
*door is unlocked*
Finally you're open again!
Now kind sir give me a COKE and a LEMON.
InnerRise
*Looks blankly at customer*
*Slams a Diet Pepsi and an Apple on the table*
*Smiles*
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Itzak
Originally posted by InnerRise
*Goes into backroom to check on Itzak.*
*Itzak is still laying across table with brain sensors all over his head and other sensors over his body*
*Checks computers*
"Yup, still in his own phantasy world"
"He won't be a problem"
*Presses a button*
*Steel covering drops down suddenly over the talbe and Itzak*
"Hope he has enough oxygen"
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*Enjoys my own little fantasy world and decides to stay there* ermm
Röland
*looks at the DIET COKE and APPLE*
*looks up at InnerRise*
"What the hell is this, false advertisement!"

InnerRise
*Decides to bring Itzak out of Fantasy World and Kill him*
(I can't keep paying for this to go on when I'm getting nothing out of it)
*Goes to computer and orders it to cause Itzak to die in fantasy and therefore dying in reality*
*Programs an Image of myself in the Fantasy to do the killing*
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Itzak
*is dead so doesn't care that I'm dead*
InnerRise
You have to care.
I get no satisfaction if you don't care.
CARE GOD D@MNIT!!! ranting
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Röland
"I'm still here..."

Itzak
Originally posted by InnerRise
You have to care.
I get no satisfaction if you don't care.
CARE GOD D@MNIT!!! ranting
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*is dead and now tax free* YAY! w00t
Itzak
Originally posted by InnerRise
"Somebody get this nimrod a medal."
Oh no you don't. I'll be collecting your insurance buddy.
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*Is happy that I've made you're life better, and gets kudo points from Jesus for doing such a good deed*

InnerRise
*I'm Jesus*
*Takes points away and you get downgraded to Hell*
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Itzak
Originally posted by InnerRise
*I'm Jesus*
*Takes points away and you get downgraded to Hell*
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*Doesn't believe in Jesus, making you nonexistent* w00t
Röland
Originally posted by InnerRise
"Somebody get this nimrod a medal."
Is it a shiny medal, I won't accept any other kind!

Itzak
Originally posted by InnerRise
I Don't believe in you.
Therefore making you nonexistence.
Therefore I'm talking to myself right now.
*Hands a dusty, mangy, tungus, rodent covered medal*
is it comprehensible.....
*believes in myself therefore making me re-exist*
InnerRise
*Believes in you not believing in yourself, therefore making you re-non-exist*
is it comprehensible.....
Itzak
*Doesn't believe in believing, making believing non-existing. And eats a cookie*
InnerRise
"If I don't sell it, it doesn't exist."
*Cookie turns into Lemon*
"That's my lemon"
*Takes lemon*
Doesn't believe in not believing in believing, therefore making not believing in believing non-existent.
*Eats the lemon I just took*
is it comprehensible.....
Itzak
Originally posted by InnerRise
"If I don't sell it, it doesn't exist."
*Cookie turns into Lemon*
"That's my lemon"
*Takes lemon*
Doesn't believe in not believing in believing, therefore making not believing in believing non-existent.
*Eats the lemon I just took*
is it comprehensible.....
*calls you fat* ermm
InnerRise
"What the f**K!!!!!!"
"I'll..............I'll........................I'll go throw up now" cry
"That was a low blow. Very inconsiderate and heartless"
"I can't believe you took it to that level."
bawling
"You motherfu***ng b@st@rd!!!"
crybaby
*Looks in mirrir*
"Oh............"
"I'm Just Too Good." yes
is it comprehensible.....
InnerRise
*Going to bed.*
*Closes up Shop*
*Kicks everyone out*
is it comprehensible.....
Itzak
Originally posted by InnerRise
"What the f**K!!!!!!"
"I'll..............I'll........................I'll go throw up now" cry
"That was a low blow. Very inconsiderate and heartless"
"I can't believe you took it to that level."
bawling
"You motherfu***ng b@st@rd!!!"
crybaby
*Looks in mirrir*
"Oh............"
"I'm Just Too Good." yes
is it comprehensible.....
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evillaugh
Well, I must say that was quite a duel, good sir. euro
InnerRise
*Opens up Shop*
"I'll be in and out during the day b/c of classes as usual, but I've just purchased a robot that will do my job when I'm not here"
"So now here can be open all of the time."
"Aren't you all so happy?"
"Well aren't you?"
is it comprehensible.....
InnerRise
If I'm open, which I am, you come in!
is it comprehensible.....
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