Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
And This One:
Once there was a guy named nobody and a guy named stupid.
One day Nobody fell out from the window, and Stupid called the Police.
Stupid: Nobody has fallen ot from the window!
Police: Great.
Stupid: I said Nobody has fallen ot from the window!
Police: Great.
Stupid:I ****ing said Nobody has fallen ot from the window!
Police: Are You Stupid?
Stupid: Yes.
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Me: Kiss my ass.
Kiss my ass: Yeah?
Me: No really, kiss my ass
I: I'd do it if I were you.
Me: Well of course you would.
You: Say wha?
Me: I said, of course you would.
I: No, I didn't.
Me: I'm not talking to you.
You: Fine be that way, biatch.
Biatch: Uh?
Kiss my ass: Oh no, not you!
You: What's wrong with me?
Me: Yeah, what's wrong with me?
I: You're all Biatchs!
Biatch: JESUS CHRIST!
Jesus Christ: Uh yeah?
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