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To many of you, I'm a horny freak of a moose, and all I do is hit on women and flirt etc.

To others, I'm just an idiot, but that's beside the point.


I'm going to try to turn over a new leaf and be the quentisential good lil moose next door.


I just wanted to take the time to ask you all for your patience during the titanic and arduous transition for me.

Thanks.

~DaNiceMoose~

moose humps another moose now thats a good zoo-porn.

I just thought you were one confused moose with a thing for human females. srug

And not that kind of thing you nasty pervs! pissed

So tell me... how do you type with hooves? ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
To many of you, I'm a horny freak of a moose, and all I do is hit on women and flirt etc.

To others, I'm just an idiot, but that's beside the point.


I'm going to try to turn over a new leaf and be the quentisential good lil moose next door.


I just wanted to take the time to ask you all for your patience during the titanic and arduous transition for me.

Thanks.

~DaNiceMoose~ Yeah, right. wanker

We'll see how long this lasts. mhm

Have sex with another moose! thats what the leaf told me.

Originally posted by Itzak
I just thought you were one confused moose with a thing for human females. srug

And not that kind of thing you nasty pervs! pissed

So tell me... how do you type with hooves? ermm

So, in other words, you just assumed I was one messed up qaudriped then? With a human woman fetish?

It's not easy, but over time, we've developed teeny tiny opposable thumbs that allow us to maneuvre more easily.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Yeah, right. wanker

I assumed there would be doubters, but, that's ok.

srug

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So, in other words, you just assumed I was one messed up qaudriped then? With a human woman fetish?

It's not easy, but over time, we've developed teeny tiny opposable thumbs that allow us to maneuvre more easily.

Exactly.

God! shock Now that's what I call talent.

Originally posted by Itzak
Exactly.

God! shock Now that's what I call talent.

Thanks for your honesty.


Yeah. When I first sat my fat butt behind a computer, and tried to communicate, it was pathetic.

sdaty8w0s ty80'9-jgk;s' ask' twer9u26-9jgw;ggw' tu92 'gjwiopt20asfkasjilsfjdk!!!

People were so freaked out, that I had several restraining orders filed against me.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
lil moose


Oxymoron!

Its official, you are coming out of the closet

Originally posted by Soleran
Oxymoron!

I'd greatly appreciate it, if, during my evolution, you could refrain from calling me names. Thank you for your continued support.

Originally posted by Marth18
Its official, you are coming out of the closet

I'm afraid you misunderstand. It's not that I am ceasing and desisting with my admiration for the female and the female form, I'm just intending on not being such a lewd and lascivious bastard any more. I'm not announcing my penchant for homosexual encounters.

Darn....

I thought I had a grasp of the conversation and now look what I have done, Moose I apologise for trivializing your tenuous efforts to reform.

However just remember as you turn this "new leaf" over that evil is good, I mean what good is a sunny day if it never rains, how can you appreciate it? I say keep the more cunning and slightly charming ways to continue your herd!

Originally posted by Itzak
That's quite a lot of money for a kid like you. ermm



No problem.

I'm surprised they didn't ban you. shock But I'm sure someone found a moose dictionary and helped you out of it, right? ermm

Actually, I wrote and edited the Mooseters Fine Dictionary - version 1 myself.

I can translate anything from human to moose.

I even have a Moose "name" thread.

Whats miles in moose

Originally posted by Soleran
I thought I had a grasp of the conversation and now look what I have done, Moose I apologise for trivializing your tenuous efforts to reform.

However just remember as you turn this "new leaf" over that evil is good, I mean what good is a sunny day if it never rains, how can you appreciate it? I say keep the more cunning and slightly charming ways to continue your herd!

I appreciate your candour and once again plead with you to refrain from trying to circumventing my ascension into the hierarchy of goodness.

(I haven't the slightest clue what the connection is between being nice and using big words)

But but I just explained evil is good so performing your past deeds with excellence will make you REALLY REALLY good!

Originally posted by Marth18
Whats miles in moose

If you'd be so kind as to find the Moose name thread, I'd be happy to reciprocate.

Originally posted by Soleran
But but I just explained evil is good so performing your past deeds with excellence will make you REALLY REALLY good!

Ah yes. I suppose from time to time, I may let loose and tell a woman how pretty she looks.

BUT NOT TOO PRETTY!!

Good luck!

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Good luck!

Thank you Moira!

And hey, nice rack!



Heh...there are bound to be setbacks.....

*slams his head into a wall*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Thank you Moira!

And hey, nice rack!



Heh...there are bound to be setbacks.....

*slams his head into a wall*
you are very welcome.
you still owe me a car tho...

you edited!!!!and you have quite the nice rack yourself

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
you are very welcome.
you still owe me a car tho...

you edited!!!!and you have quite the nice rack yourself

I'll send the cars via um....Purolator, to whereever it is you live?

I did... I couldn't help myself, but, I'll get there....

Moose, I saw some wicked tastie moosette's at the zoo near me when I was at lunch, you should take a peek at the pictures I sent you.

Originally posted by Soleran
Moose, I saw some wicked tastie moosette's at the zoo near me when I was at lunch, you should take a peek at the pictures I sent you.

Those are some very nice pictures you took. You seem to have an aptitude for photography. As for the subject of the photographs, they are aesthetically pleasing, yes.

Originally posted by Terrorist
moose humps another moose now thats a good zoo-porn. My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps...danceforme

Originally posted by Strangelove
My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps...danceforme

If anything, that pushes me farther towards the chaste side.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
If anything, that pushes me farther towards the chaste side. srug I couldn't help it

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
To many of you, I'm a horny freak of a moose, and all I do is hit on women and flirt etc.

To others, I'm just an idiot, but that's beside the point.


I'm going to try to turn over a new leaf and be the quentisential good lil moose next door.


I just wanted to take the time to ask you all for your patience during the titanic and arduous transition for me.

Thanks.

~DaNiceMoose~

hmm

He just wants to keep you mystified Lethal.

Were you waiting for me.shock

Perhaps the Moose was, I'm just here for the ride.

Hello Lana dear....it's so nice to see you. How are things?

Originally posted by Soleran
Perhaps the Moose was, I'm just here for the ride.



Its funny/creepy cause you both posted at the same time.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hello Lana dear....it's so nice to see you. How are things?

I'm good right now how about you sweetie?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
To many of you, I'm a horny freak of a moose, and all I do is hit on women and flirt etc.

To others, I'm just an idiot, but that's beside the point.


I'm going to try to turn over a new leaf and be the quentisential good lil moose next door.


I just wanted to take the time to ask you all for your patience during the titanic and arduous transition for me.

Thanks.

~DaNiceMoose~

Good luck with that

Originally posted by sweetness
Good luck with that

Why does everyone have such little faith in me?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why does everyone have such little faith in me?

I have faith in you, I swear

Moose and I are actually the same person, I'm just Moose on a notebook a lighter more versatile version.

Originally posted by sweetness
I have faith in you, I swear

It's apparent everyone thinks I'm some sort of moosewhore..... mhm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's apparent everyone thinks I'm some sort of moosewhore..... mhm

Well....I think no such thing.

Originally posted by sweetness
Well....I think no such thing.

Yeah, but you're just too nice a person.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah, but you're just too nice a person.

You can't blame me for that Mister, now can you

Originally posted by Soleran
Moose and I are actually the same person, I'm just Moose on a notebook a lighter more versatile version.

Really now?

Originally posted by sweetness
You can't blame me for that Mister, now can you

No, in fact, you're one of the reasons I have to change.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Really now?

No, not REALLY now.....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, in fact, you're one of the reasons I have to change.

Oh really...Whys that ?

Originally posted by sweetness
Oh really...Whys that ?

Uh...heh heh...can't really say...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Uh...heh heh...can't really say...

Ah Okay then

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, not REALLY now.....

So apparently you're either a perv or an ass.cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So apparently you're either a perv or an ass.cry

I'm neither.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm neither.

Oh yeah you're a moose.hmm

you will see the leaf's ass?

Isn't moose season open or is it year round?

Originally posted by Soleran
Isn't moose season open or is it year round?

That depends entirely on what you mean. If you mean hunting season, I believe it's either started or is about to start.

If you mean the Season of the Moose, whereby moose get frisky and run about humping various things, then, yes, that is year round.

What will happen to the Sexy Duo now?weep

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That depends entirely on what you mean. If you mean hunting season, I believe it's either started or is about to start.


Well the only thing I hunt are women to capture and take to my bedrrom sanctuary



Ahh so I better take off this moose costume then so one of those monster bulls doesn't make me his biotch.

Originally posted by Soleran
Well the only thing I hunt are women to capture and take to my bedrrom sanctuary


Oh my God. That actually HURT to read that.




*slowly creeping up behind Soleran with a 'humpy' look in his eyes*

Hmm? Oh, yeah...probably should then, sexy...er....hell....Soleran....

I have faith in you Moose.eyes

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Psst....Mist...the Duo will never die. Sexiness is pervasive in our very souls.

Besides, I think everyone KNOWS I'm going to fail miserably.

Good, cause I was almost thinking of going solo....but there's far too many quests of sexual exploration to be had with a duo



Not together.....cause that would be like gay......obviously there's too many women out there for just me...need someone to share the load.....not that kind of load, that would totally be gay....I should shut up nowdodgy

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Ronny used to be my partner in crime.weep

How are you coping without her?weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I have faith in you Moose.eyes

Thank.... you....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Thank.... you....

What you're going through a very hard time and I'm just trying to be there for you.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Day to day. Its all I can do.cry

I feel so sorry for you weep *humps*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Wow...that was an impressive display of tripping all over oneself.

Let's just go be sexy for and with women, ok?

I give it a 9/10 w00t

Im on itmistshowoff

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What you're going through a very hard time and I'm just trying to be there for you.

Lana?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Lana?

What sweetie?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thanks.cry

You do know you just humped that chair?ermm

Welcome weep

Yeah it looked nicer than you lookaround

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're too kind.cry

It does have nice fabric.

Just for you touched

Not to mention the curvesdroolio

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What sweetie?

Nothing.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Dude.cry

Why don't you just marry it then.mhm


Dudette cry

...and the legs droolio...oh sorry did you say something?lookaround

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Mistcry

Just go be with your whore.

LethalFemmecry

Jealous?eyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Godcry

I want someone to hold me at night.weep

Goddesscry

I can totally do that....if you help me get over this chair addiction....weep

*sits quietly and plays with himself*


***DISCLAIMER***

NOT 'PLAYING' WITH HIMSELF LIKE THAT.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Coca Colacry

No she needs you. You've built a future together and it's not my place to destroy that.weep

Barker Juicecry

*smashes chair* I dont need it anymore weep

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*sits quietly and plays with himself*


***DISCLAIMER***

NOT 'PLAYING' WITH HIMSELF LIKE THAT.


*sits quietly and plays with himself*

























dodgy

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*sits quietly and plays with himself*


***DISCLAIMER***

NOT 'PLAYING' WITH HIMSELF LIKE THAT.

Well of course not. Who can be quiet and play with themselves?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Well of course not. Who can be quiet and play with themselves?

when I gag myself and get in the 'fun trunk' I can.


That's a lot of information, isn't it?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You killed her.shock


You guys should find me someone.

***** was cheating on me with the table disgust

How about we clone you Twice as nice

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*waves*

Oh shit you can see me...uhh...dude I was so not doing what you think I was....dodgy...I was uhh....cleaning it...yeah..cleaning it..dodgy

hysterical

Oh, please.

Originally posted by Syren
hysterical

Oh, please. Originally posted by Council#13


Guys I know she is deformed after the accident but its not nice to tease LF about her facenahuh

Originally posted by Syren
hysterical

Oh, please.

Are you laughing at Mist? He was just cleaning it.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Are you laughing at Mist? He was just cleaning it.

I'm laughing at the idea of you turning over a new leaf. It'd have to be an entire forest, Moose

Originally posted by Syren
I'm laughing at the idea of you turning over a new leaf. It'd have to be an entire forest, Moose

~Vader~ I find your lack of faith Distrubing....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I could see that, with your mouth even...and, man, it's so impressive how you can bend over that far.......

Yeah I practise yoga...wait, I was so not doing that leftright

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Are you laughing at Mist? He was just cleaning it.

I know, she's very rudenahuh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That would explain why you son the ottoman looks nothing like you.hmm

I'm not a lesbian.


They were watching you play with yourself and just couldn't help it.

Luckily I dont have to pay for child supportdaisy

Pfft who said anything about sexing yourself upnahuh Although.... hmm Obviously I was referring to one for Moose, one for medoped


I love the way you hate me touched

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So you can buy a new improved chair. I'm thinking leather.

I need sex too. and who said I wanted either one of you sexing me? Also who'd get the original?ermm

You inspire me.cry

I was thinking of buying flowers for you but ok...a chair sounds good ermm

Well technically it wouldnt be you getting any, it'd be your clone....and who said we cant clone you more than once?sly So we can run off and have jolly sexual adventures and leave you behind by yourself

I do try...its nice to know my efforts dont go unnoticedcry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She can give you all the comfort I won't I mean can't.ermm

You are so full of it. and I want to be full of it too.weep

I could never not notice you.



Especially when you wave your penis in my face like that.lookaround

True, and she's more pleasant to look at...and softer to run my hands over...and when Im tired I could so totally lie on it naked....ermm

longsmokes Its an art form I've mastered. Well we cant have everything in life, can we?petpet Especially with a face like yours ermm...I mean...doped

I feel so proud to be noticed by someone of your statusweep






I lol'd at that daisy

Originally posted by LethalFemme
If she can sleep with you and not get sick she truly is a better woman than me.weep

I guess I'll just have to accept the next penis that comes my way.

You being honored honors me.






What the penis comment? Thanx.

She doesnt talk much either, double bonus w00t

Make the most of it, they dont come around that oftenpetpet

touched
*gives you a _love_bump_* Dont tell Irene ermm



Welcomeweep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She doesn't speak english?ermm

A penis comes everyday.lookaround

Can I still tell the cops?ermm





Oh you.cry

She's a chair, what do you think?ermm

You whoreshock

Only if you truly hate meweep













cry.uoy hO

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I lol'd at that whole post.

I lol'd at you. ermmlaugh


Going to bed now, have fun with your imaginary friends and lovers and stuffsleeping

_huggle_

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
~Vader~ I find your lack of faith Distrubing....

Really? I'm so happy for you!

What's 'distrubing'? leftright

Originally posted by Syren
Really? I'm so happy for you!

What's 'distrubing'? leftright

This. http://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=obeseic0.jpg shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
This. http://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=obeseic0.jpg shock

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Shit.......that was mean.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
This. http://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=obeseic0.jpg shock that was painful wounded2

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Shit.......that was mean.

And the worst part is that fat ***** has the same swim suit I do.weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
And the worst part is that fat ***** has the same swim suit I do.weep


Thank God yours is 2 sizes smaller!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Thank God yours is 2 sizes smaller!!

You ****ing bastard!!!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You ****ing bastard!!!

Oh wow.....I wasn't expecting THAT kind of reaction.


yes I was.

Does this link work?

http://www.cubpack81.com/images/carve_pumpkin.swf

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh wow.....I wasn't expecting THAT kind of reaction.


yes I was.

I like to get loud.


Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Does this link work?

http://www.cubpack81.com/images/carve_pumpkin.swf

yes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I like to get loud.




yes

That's a good thing.....umm...is it Monday yet?

I like that pumpkin thingy....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's a good thing.....umm...is it Monday yet?

I like that pumpkin thingy....

It is somewhere.

It like it too.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It is somewhere.

It like it too.

No it's not! LMAO.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No it's not! LMAO.

It is in Lala Land.tongue12

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It is in Lala Land.tongue12

You and that lesbian smilie...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You and that lesbian smilie...

You know it's only cute when girls roll theirs eyes.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You know it's only cute when girls roll theirs eyes.

I'm sorry.


bandYou and that lesbian smilie.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm sorry.


bandYou and that lesbian smilie.

Fly, fly away lesbian seagull.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fly, fly away lesbian seagull.

What?! Seagulls have sexual orientations too?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What?! Seagulls have sexual orientations too?

It's a song from a stupid movie.

I just wanted to let you all know....that I've failed miserably.....


Bring on the skeezers..... droolio

LOL. i dont think anyone thought u would make it with lethalfemme around

Syren and Mist are out for the moment.weep

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I just wanted to let you all know....that I've failed miserably.....


Bring on the skeezers..... droolio


OH NO say its not so!

Besides no one likes a chaste moose!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Syren and Mist are out for the moment.weep

But...what if I wanted someone else...? Someone like...you?

Originally posted by Soleran
OH NO say its not so!

Besides no one likes a chaste moose!

I'm chaste no more!

*strips off Priest outfit to reveal himself in assless leather chaps*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm chaste no more!

*strips off Priest outfit to reveal himself in assless leather chaps*


*Wonders if there is a revival of the village people in Canada*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But...what if I wanted someone else...? Someone like...you?

You said skeezer. Now had you said a well respectable young lady I would have thought you were talking about Mist but, would have stood up anyway.

Originally posted by Soleran
*Wonders if there is a revival of the village people in Canada*

Revival? Were they ever DEAD?

HELL NO!


*breaks into song and dance*


Macho Macho Mooooose. I'm gonna be a macho moose!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You said skeezer. Now had you said a well respectable young lady I would have thought you were talking about Mist but, would have stood up anyway.

Skeezer = LethalFemme, no?

What would Chicago say?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Skeezer = LethalFemme, no?

What would Chicago say?

no2

He just smiles and nods.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
no2

He just smiles and nods.

I stand corrected then. I guess my source (aka, the bathroom wall) in incorrect.

Yah, RIGHT! Pfft.

I knew it couldn't last.