Proof that God not Only Exist but God = Orgasm

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Terrorist
God made us. During orgasm you say "Oh God, Im Aaahhh!" or "Sweet Jesus oh lord" Orgasm Makes you say His name. Therefore the purpose is to praise/say His name. Sometimes you say it multiple times if youre a woman, because women can have multiple orgasms. After climax you feel like youre in heaven. Therefore God exist. I proved that God exist I WIN!

Sex is a World Religion! Go orgasm! Im willing to die for my religion so i can be blessed as what madman stated.

Blesed are thse that die during orgasm!

Intercourse is an act of worshiping God. Allelujiah

new religion OOO
order of orgasm
OOO... has a nice ring to it
worship the orgasm
big O (gods new name)
the rise of the Order of the Orgasm is nigh!

Originally posted by Kayne Archeron
and thus the religious text of the OOO: Bible Black

(if you use subtitles, anyway) Originally posted by debbiejo
Hence the word OOMMMMM
Originally posted by debbiejo
Everything is cyclical in nature anyway....... makes much more since now.

Circles are everywhere. I knew god was really a circle...........how simple and yet wonderful......and full of sound.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=426467&perpage=20&pagenumber=3

debbiejo
Makes since to me........Has a nice ring to it.......haha ring...circle...lol

Terrorist
show me your God ill show you mine.

finti
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz moronzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

debbiejo
Wake up

finti
i am awake but the discussion dozed me off

debbiejo
Well change it...........Make it more special.

finti
ok, god! proof that you made me.........and female tend to draw an orgasm out of me ...............if they are any good that is

debbiejo
Drawww them out of you.....That sounds kind of painful. evil face

finti
no just good hip movments and good lungs

debbiejo
Why? Do they sing to you as you ride em cowboy? Yippi yippi yippi yi yo yo yo...

Terrorist
Llaughing out loudL Is there such thing as Omnipotent Orgasm?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Why? Do they sing to you as you ride em cowboy? Yippi yippi yippi yi yo yo yo...

Debbie's getting her cowboy groove on Llaughing out loudL

finti
well try squeeze some premature ejaculation through your pre teen pipes if you can find it that is

King Kandy
Only problem is that people from other cultures say different things...

finti
well we say *****ing wankers

debbiejo
I never say wankers........but being the goddes that I am.......I have my own language.

finti
well and your words for wankers is????

debbiejo
Jackin off

finti
no, one who is wanking is one who is jacking off but a wanker as in personal abuse is?

debbiejo
Oh.....I think I was stumped by this question once before by you......lol

I don't have a word for that.....

DigiMark007
Would that make my sperm the sons and daughters of God?

"Go forth, my minions, and spread the seed of my message to the world!"

laughing out loud



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...sorry, had to. embarrasment

finti
use your mouth for other ways then

debbiejo
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Would that make my sperm the sons and daughters of God?

"Go forth, my minions, and spread the seed of my message to the world!"

laughing out loud



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...sorry, had to. embarrasment I suppose it would........ Somones been doing some deep thinking here.........haha

finti
your sperm is just a waste of your handwork bud

DigiMark007
Originally posted by finti
your sperm is just a waste of your handwork bud

Hey, don't insult God's "handiwork". mad

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stick out tongue

finti
dont credit this god for the handy work of horny men

debbiejo
But I'm god too.........

finti
two of a kind

debbiejo
Where not playing cards here are we???

finti
no we dont waste precious time playing cards unless........ sick evil face evil face

debbiejo
My two of a kind beats your ace in the hole.

finti
my blue eyes beats them all hands down................

Alliance
I believe in post-partum abortions.

debbiejo
blink

Charmed_Phoebe
wow, there is too much purple on this thread to!!! bunny

hi debbie!!!! laughing

debbiejo
I like purple Missy....... shifty

Charmed_Phoebe
Originally posted by debbiejo
I like purple Missy....... shifty

mad debbie the names phoebe or melissa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

debbiejo
Really??? roll eyes (sarcastic)

You should post in the "Is Halloween evil thread"........... yes

Charmed_Phoebe
Originally posted by debbiejo
Really??? roll eyes (sarcastic)

You should post in the "Is Halloween evil thread"........... yes

what! Halloween is not evil....its my birthday hehehe!

DigiMark007
Purple's cool.

And anyone want to "become God" with me? I'm very much an evangelist....trying to...um...convert all the non-believers of the world.

shifty

Terrorist
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Would that make my sperm the sons and daughters of God?

"Go forth, my minions, and spread the seed of my message to the world!"

laughing out loud



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...sorry, had to. embarrasment

See, more evidence that God = Orgasm
take that feceman

DigiMark007
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Purple's cool.

And anyone want to "become God" with me? I'm very much an evangelist....trying to...um...convert all the non-believers of the world.

shifty

...just bumping this.

And not because I'm desperate.



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embarrasment

Terrorist
you bumped it because you like my idea about God's existence]

Alliance
I know you're new here, but graphic issues aren't tolerated on these forums.

Capt_Fantastic
he knows that. he's just trying to push buttons

debbiejo
Someones gonna get a ban.....Someone has a weird thing for a certain sig.

lord xyz
I'm just glad this time I can see why someone gets banned.

And this religion of yours, makes a lot more sense than any other I've seen. laughing out loud

Terrorist
Shit! this thread suppose to be in Religion Forum, but whoevers in power must have moved it to the Offtopic. I guess thats the last time I will see Debbiejo. Unless she ventures here in OFF topic forum.

Anyway Hail Big O allmighty. Orgasmism is the New Religion. AND I AM THE FOUNDER
Originally posted by lord xyz
I'm just glad this time I can see why someone gets banned.

And this religion of yours, makes a lot more sense than any other I've seen. laughing out loud
debbiejo said the same thing about my beliefs.

Terrorist
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
he knows that. he's just trying to push buttons
correcto mr. einstein

now then Im gonna create a new bible of Orgasmism. Now that I have proven that God=Orgasm I will list down the Doctrines

Terrorist
sweet i got new sig and avatar

Terrorist
Originally posted by Terrorist
well the bible said that through the "holy spirit" mary concieved a child wich is jesus.

Holy spirit = sperm.

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