A day in the life of George Lucas.

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amity75
05.15 - Wake up, go to bathroom.

05.17 - Start to wonder what to do next, Hmmm, did Greedo really shoot first? All will be revealed in the 2010 ultimate OT special edition.

05.20 - Trip over huge pile of 1 million dollar bills on way back to bedroom, fall back to sleep in bed made of baby panda fur and dream about Star Wars The Definitive Edition, due for 2012 release and featuring new material including the REAL reason why Luke wanted to "go into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters"

07.30 - Call "Steven". ask him what the new Indy IV title is this week. Hmmm "Indiana Jones and the battle for the raiders of the temple of the last crusade in Atlantis"? Not too happy, Inform him about my plans for the ultimate definitive original trilogy.

07.38 - Make breakfast, wonder how much less money I'd have made if Endor was Kasshyk and toy Wookies were on sale instead of cute toy Ewoks. Shudder.

08.00 - Call Harrison, ask him how his hips/knees are for the new Indy IV movie, scheduled for release in 2034. Get housekeepers to shovel up 50,000 dollar bills that are blowing around the ranch, Pesky Autumn winds.

You get the picture? Follow on with your best efforts.

JaehSkywalker
laughing out loud

08.15 - Think about editing the PT removing Jar Jar Binks footage while taking another shower.

Supreme being
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
laughing out loud

08.15 - Think about editing the PT removing Jar Jar Binks footage while taking another shower.


08.30 - Go to star wars Geek convention class( Understanding the high ground)

JaehSkywalker
09.30 - call 'Stacey' to know how much my money is and consultant 'Joey' to know how i could make more

queeq
10.00 - changes his mind about JarJar... he should be on the general's counsel on the Death Star in ANH

10.05 - Phones McCallum for having Jar Jar in the next ANH edition

JaehSkywalker
10.30 - thinks about putting the kid Anakin (episode 1) in the ultimate OT special edition removing Hayden in the last scene. thinks about slipping jar jar in too.

queeq
10.35 - phones McCallum to get the boys to work on a Jake Lloyd ghost and a Jar Jar ghost for ROTJ.

sithsaber408
10:40 - Logs into KMC under the username "sithsaber408" to see what "they" are talking about today, and how many might buy future dvd editions of SW.

EPIIIBITES
10:45 - George posts a reply in a thread on KMC Star Wars.

10:46 - George edits his post.

10:47 - George edits his post again.

10:48 - ...and again...this time curiously adding the words "One Last Time"

amity75
10.50 - Call bestest buddy Mickey Suttle and confirm that he'll play Han Solo's nephew in the virtual reality ultimate definitive version of the OT, due for release in 2027.

JaehSkywalker
11.00 - check starwars.com to see what's new. complain that the membership fee is too low.

queeq
11.05 - edits his post in Killermovies again... this time it's the definitive edition.... for now

vintageSW77
11.10 - logs onto Killermovies and laughs at a bunch of SW fans still pondering events that lasted a couple of seconds in Episode 3.

queeq
11.15 - quickly logs out when he sees that fans uncovered yet another dozen of plotholes

JaehSkywalker
11.17 - decides to log on again to defend his work.
11.18 - edits post : agrees
11.19 - edits post again.
11.20 - and again.
11.21 - definitive edition.


funny how he does that.

steverules
11.22 - Writes script for Star wars ep 7: The return of Jar Jar Binks

queeq
11.25 - posts Ep7 script on Killermovies Fan Fiction to test audience response

steverules
11.29 - angry mob from KMC outside with steaks and torches

queeq
Steaks? - yummy...

11.30 edits KMC post

steverules
edit: Wooden steaks, splinters

11.31 - writes script for star wars ep 8: Jar Jar Binks Strikes back

queeq
11.35 - After finishing episode 8 he starts on Episode 9: Jar Jar Binks rules the Galaxy.

steverules
11.36 - Arranges his Marriage to Jar Jar Binks.

amity75
11.37 calls Marty, Francis and Steven and invites them round to Skywalker ranch in March 2010 for a preview screening of the Star Wars TV show though footage of "Family Ties" is going to be shown as effects shots will not be completed on time.

steverules
11.38 - Writes script for star war episode 10: A new Jar Jar Binks

JaehSkywalker
Originally posted by steverules
11.38 - Writes script for star war episode 10: A new Jar Jar Binks

he's fast... no expression one minute he's doing 9 and now 10!




11.39 - stops. think about star wars episode 11 - Attack of Jar Jar Binks

11.40 - plans Episode 12 - The Phantom Jar Jar

11.41 - plans Episode 13 - The Revenge of Jar JAr binks.

11.42 - goes back to kmc and asks people what they think about the new episodes.

queeq
(it's not like he thinks things through very well)

11.43 - writes a new 85 part tv series: The new Adventures of JarJar Binks.

JaehSkywalker
11.45 - calls Steven telling him to announce to everyone on the internet and to the media the new TV show.

12.00 - A big anti-Jar Jar mob gathers out his ranch throwing rocks at the buildings.

12.15 - a big Jar Jar fan mob gathers out his ranch and starts killing the anti-Jar Jar fans.

steverules
lol it seem's I've started a craze with this whole Jar Jar Bink's episode thing.

12.16 - makes a shrine to Jar Jar Bink's, and starts a Jar Jar Binks religion.
12.19 - New Character idea: Princess Jar Jar

JaehSkywalker
so you started all these. stick out tongue

12.20 - Calls Steven to call someone o clean up the dead from the fight earlier.

12.30 - do the JAr Jar dance ritual.

steverules
Yeah I did, I started it on the first page.

12.31 - New Character: Jar Jar Solo
12.32 - Sacrifices an Anti Jar Jar Binks mob person to Jar Jar Binks

queeq
12.35 Time for Lunch, Jar Jar salad on a bagel

amity75
12.40 orders a bottle 0f $30,000 dollar wine. Drinks half of it and leaves the rest. Can't get too drunk while driving $275,000 lamborghini murcielago back to Skywalker ranch.

MC_GG
i think the best "A Day in the Life of George Lucas" was the one in Mad Magazine that came out in summer of 2005.

JaehSkywalker
interesting....



Originally posted by amity75
12.40 orders a bottle 0f $30,000 dollar wine. Drinks half of it and leaves the rest. Can't get too drunk while driving $275,000 lamborghini murcielago back to Skywalker ranch.

1.00 PM - arrives at Skywalker ranch, watches Star WArs to look for more 'glitches' using his $2 million 20,000 inch plasma tv.


messed

queeq
Originally posted by MC_GG
i think the best "A Day in the Life of George Lucas" was the one in Mad Magazine that came out in summer of 2005.

Post it.

amity75
Originally posted by MC_GG
i think the best "A Day in the Life of George Lucas" was the one in Mad Magazine that came out in summer of 2005. Was unaware of it.

Darth Subjekt
1:35 - heads to the bathroom where he suddenly gets an idea to have Jabba's Sith nephew to be in episode 8, whereby he converts Jar Jar and he takes the moniker and says, "Meesa Dartha Sucksaprick".

1:45 - flushes and notices similarities to the PT and schedules a PT Super Specail Edition, loaded with 3 hours of "original never before seen concept footage".

1:46 - re-flushes because Jar Jar didnt quite go down the first time.

Sub_Mariner
1:50 - Considers editing OT replacing Luke with Jar Jar.

amity75
1.52pm - Watches a re-run of Ingmar Bergmans ""The Seventh Seal", arguably one of the finest films ever made and chuckles to himself when thinking that many of it's classic scenes would have benefitted with Bergman shouting the instruction of "Faster! More intense!"

Sub_Mariner
1.55pm - Gets out his huge inflatable Jar Jar and has his way with it. shifty

Darth Subjekt
1:56 - finishes with Jar Jar doll, and contemplates remaking Citizen Kane, only to change the title to Citizen Skywalker, only then to remember his earlier trip to the toilet and decides to again rename it to Citizen Binks. Calls Steven again only to be laughed at and proclaims that Jar Jar will be the title character in the upcoming Super Ultra Edition of Indiana Jones VII.

queeq
1.57 - e-mail new Indy IV title to Steven: Indiana Jones and the Hidden Gungan City.
1.58 - receives angry e-mail bombardment from Steven and Harrison
1.59 - deletes angry e-mails and pretends to have never received them
2.00 - starts writing the re-edit of Willow, the baby will now be digitally replaced by a baby Jar Jar
2.10 - stops writing because of wonderful idea
2.11 - calls McCallum to get the ILM boys together for another CGI remake: Jarjar the Duck!

Darth Subjekt
2:30 - after having his ass kissed, he decides to reward his own genius with a Definitive Remastered Buck Rogers project, whereby he introduces said hero to Flash Gordon, who is of course accompanied by the all powerful and uber cool Jar Jar Binks.

2:35 - after finishing the project in record time, George pats himself on the back and yet rewards himself again with a new flannel shirt and Just for Men hair color for your beard.

amity75
2.40 Decides to buy "Just for Men" company with $24,000,000 loose change he found down the side of his sofa and renames it "Just for Ben"

Darth Subjekt
*sidenote* LOL, dude i love your sig!!! The caption really puts it over the edge! laughing out loud I emailed that to like 20 people...good shit!

2:45 - makes plans to remake ET, this time with lightsabers galore, and Jake lloyd to play Elliot.

JaehSkywalker
2.50 - decides to send an e-mail to Steven instead of calling him about the new plans.
2.55 - finally arrives to the computer, plugs it in, it explodes.
2.57 - manages to call paramedics to cure his little cut on the knee not more that an inch.

Council#13
3:00. Finishes crying over cut/scratch and ponders the over the idea that his lightsaber could have been (somehow) the cause of his computer exploding.

Darth Subjekt
3:05 - after realizing that he can do no wrong, he calls Steven back to tell him he alone will remake Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

queeq
3.06 - After a mused response by Steven, George informs him all the aliens at the end will be replaced by Gungans.
3.07 - George is wondering why Steven doesn't answer anymore...
3.08 - George gets an e-mail from Steven: "And I will NOT do Indiana Jones and Search for Otoh Gunga"

Darth Subjekt
3:15 - upset about Steven's comments, he decides to travel to yet another median and thinks that James Bond isn't quite the "complete" ultimate spy without a lightsaber and a gungan sidekick to take the place of the "Bond Girl". Currently, GL is writing a screenplay, "007 - Methinksapussy", due out after the Super Ultra Prime Definitive Special Collective Anniversary Collectors Edition Star Wars Complete Saga Box Set.

queeq
3.16 - Kinda gets a little sick with the thought of Bond sleeping with a Gungan
3.17 - restores himself and starts writing the new Bond draft

amity75
3.18, pencil and notepad in hand, tentatively begins the first few lines - "James Bond Episode XXII - For Your Eyes Obi"

queeq
3.19 - tests another title: "James Bond Episode XXII - Dookupussy"

JaehSkywalker
3.20 - time for his nap

4.00 - wakes up because of a nightmare that that gungans were attacking his ranch
4.05 - thinks all those orange goo he's been drinking is finally taking its toll
4.06 - finds out that what he dreamed is coming true as he looked outside
4.07 - sees steven is leading all those Jar Jar dressed people to go put some graffiti on the buildings

Darth Subjekt
4:10 - after barricading himself in his ranch, prepares to release the Definitive version of THX1138:Jar Jars Revenge.

JaehSkywalker
4.15 - calls 20th century fox.
4.16 - 20th century fox refuses, so decides to release it in youtube.

amity75
4.18 "Hmmm Youtube.... Might be the future of the way films are viewed."

4.18 and 15 seconds - Decides to release all 6 movies in a special extended format especially for viewers of Youtube.

4.19 "What do you mean Youtube is free?" Cancels idea.

Darth Subjekt
LMFAO!!

Rampant ox
Originally posted by queeq
3.19 - tests another title: "James Bond Episode XXII - Dookupussy"

nono

queeq
Whaaat?

Darth Subjekt
he didn't say that Dooku his a pussy, although Anakin did f*ck him like one, its just a play off octopussy.

JaehSkywalker
Originally posted by amity75
4.18 "Hmmm Youtube.... Might be the future of the way films are viewed."

4.18 and 15 seconds - Decides to release all 6 movies in a special extended format especially for viewers of Youtube.

4.19 "What do you mean Youtube is free?" Cancels idea.


4.20 - calls someone to make another youtube-like site but it would have membership fee and stuff...

4.30 - plans to make : Brokeback mountain - Jar Jar Edition

Darth Subjekt
mmmm gungan love....

4:35 - decides to go buy a flannel tux for an award show he's creating to honor himself. All those invited have the choice to come as him, or Richard Karn as Al in Home Improvement.


or of course as Jake lloyd or Jar Jar.

yettoh
4.40




bariicades go down and decides to fire steven jar jar doll flies thru window

steverules
Jar Jar thing is still going then.


4:41: Designs Jar Jar clones and droids

yettoh
4.42 got so excited about the jar jar star wars that he found out how much hed ruined it and hires steven and thinks about qhat hes gona do now star wars sagas finished WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE JAR JAR
jar jar dolls crash thru window and knock him off of his chair and goes to eat a burger

queeq
4.43 considers redoing the ENTIRE saga and calling it: The Tragedy of Jar Jar,

amity75
4.45am - Dozes off. Has a dream where all the Ewoks in ROTJ are replaced by a race of amphibian like humanoids. Hmmmm. Wakes up, calls the guys at ILM and tells them to boot up their computers, he'll be over in 10 minutes if he takes the McLaren F1 supercar.

JaehSkywalker
noooo! Star WArs full of Jar JArs?!?!?!

I'd probably hate it. no expression

5.00 - after dressing up, and slipping in the bathroom, manages to get out.

5.30 - still alive, steps out of the house flanked by bodyguards.
steve assaults him with jar jar dolls.

yettoh
5:31 steven gets a chainsaw and smashes his jar jar doll lucas starts weeping and crying and steven throws jar jar doll at lucas

steverules
5:32 Steven is then assaulted by Jar Jar and killed. Jar Jar uses the force to escape the police and FBI!!!

JaehSkywalker
6.00 > finally reaches JAr JAr, and hides him.
6.01 > asks for JAr Jar's autograph

steverules
I expected this whole Jar Jar thing to end like...a week ago lol oh well, good to know I started something

6.02 Finally Marries Jar Jar on the death star, Vader is the vicar and Luke is the page boy. C3PO is a bridesmaid along with Artoo.

queeq
6.03 Boss Nass stops the ceremony claiming Lucas loved him first.

Darth Subjekt
6:04 - upon hearing this news, Jar Jar slaps GL in the face with "Jar Jar Jr", and then invites Boss Nass into a 3some with them, so he can do teawbawbawbawible things to him, mesathinks.

(couldnt think of how to spell that out, lol)

queeq
6.05 *censored*

steverules
6.06 Lucas Marries Boss Nass and Jar Jar.

Darth Subjekt
a gungan in the hand is worth two in the bed.

queeq
6.10 Lucas decides to have dinner.

amity75
6.11 settles on the main course of quails eggs with baby panda steak. "What do you mean they're an endangered species? Don't you know what clones are for Rick?"

queeq
6.11.10 Lucas enjoys seeing Rick hurrying out of the house, off to one of the obscure chinamen down the road.

amity75
6.15 Has to keep the double quadruple chins topped up so throws a few dozen pancakes on the grill.

queeq
6.20 GL finishes eating his 20+ pancakes.

Darth Subjekt
6:22pm - washes it all down with a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth while staring lovingly at his Jar Jar poster.

overlord
6.23 Checks all fan letters recieved from SuperShadow.com, then slips into depression and smacks his forehead.

6.25 Gets call from SuperShadow about a suggestion for episode 7.

6.26 Gets picked up by SuperShadow to go to the church with him.

6.27 Has to listen to SuperShadow babbling on and on about episode 7.

6.28 Flees home where he gets another call from SuperShadow.

6.30 After getting another 5 calls checks his mailbox which has reached over 2 million mails from fans he needs to answer.

6.31 Dies from a heart attack, rolls off the stairs killing Jett Lucas the young padawan by rolling over him and gets another seven phonecalls from SuperShadow raving on about episode 7.

THE END

queeq
6.32 Suprised that someone dug up this old thread. wink

Darth Subjekt
couldnt resist man, i loved it too much!

queeq
Hehehe

General G
6:33

Changes all ewoks into wookies and has a deleted scene where they all get burned no expression

Count Makashi
The best scene ever.

General G
Definately evil face

queeq
6.40 Changes his mind after reading General G's fan letter and changes ALL SW characters into Ewoks and retitles the series Ewok Wars: The Phantom Ewok, Attack of the Ewoks, Revenge of the Ewok, A New Ewok, The Ewok strikes back, Return of the Ewok.

6.42. E-mails General G about the changes.

6.50 Doorbell rings. Lucas opens and a huge thank you flower bouquet is delivered, with the compliments of General G.

overlord
I like the idea of General Ewok who weilds like four lightsabers with his feet.

queeq
I bet G will like that too.

General G
Originally posted by queeq
6.40 Changes his mind after reading General G's fan letter and changes ALL SW characters into Ewoks and retitles the series Ewok Wars: The Phantom Ewok, Attack of the Ewoks, Revenge of the Ewok, A New Ewok, The Ewok strikes back, Return of the Ewok.

6.42. E-mails General G about the changes.

6.50 Doorbell rings. Lucas opens and a huge thank you flower bouquet is delivered, with the compliments of General G.

NOOOOOO!!!!

nuts

Originally posted by overlord
I like the idea of General Ewok who weilds like four lightsabers with his feet.

No...just no no expression

queeq
Soon G will change his name into General E.

General G
miffed

queeq
laughing out loud

Or better yet... Chief E.

Alliance
Ensign E haermm

General G
no expression

queeq
laughing out loud

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