Welcome To My Drug Store!
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~Kongu_Dude~
Where You Can Buy Candy. leftright
And More.
Mit
*closes it down*
Drugs are bad, mkay?em_sexy_girl
Scottie
*robs drug store*
JaehSkywalker
*robs the one who robbed the drug store*
~Kongu_Dude~
*Robs the robber of the robber of the Drug Store* ermm
Scottie
*lets Jaeh steal bag of fake money*
*runs away with bag of real money*
JaehSkywalker
*robs K_D*
and the cycle continues.
~Kongu_Dude~
*Steals a Cool Mountain-Bike and Hunts Scottie and Jaeh*
JaehSkywalker
*steals a porsche car lying around and hunts K_D*
~Kongu_Dude~
*Steals a Monster Truck and hunts Jaeh*
JaehSkywalker
*steals an airplane and hunts K_D and scottie*
~Kongu_Dude~
*Kills everyone*
Scottie
*throws hippo at Kongu*
JaehSkywalker
*throws warthog at k_D and scottie.*
~Kongu_Dude~
Ahh! fear
*Crack*
Ow. My Baaack. cry
*Dies*
JaehSkywalker
*throws elephant at scottie*
goin. toodles.
~Kongu_Dude~
I have The Drugs. dodgy
Strangelove
I need acetomenophin, STAT!
~Kongu_Dude~
*Gives* dodgy
Give me $9.
Strangelove
Heeeell no, muthaf**ka! *runs away*
~Kongu_Dude~
*Shoots Strangelove with a Gun*
*B00M!*
Ouch. dodgy
FoxMeister
*robs a tiger of its pride and hides it in the reptile room*
ADarksideJedi
Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
Where You Can Buy Candy. leftright
And More.
And what else do you sell?jm
FoxMeister
HE SELLS SNIFFING POWDER droolio whistling
ADarksideJedi
Iwas hoping for some siggys!jmsmoke
Barker
Stop making threads.
kthnxbai.
lord xyz
Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
Where You Can Buy Sweets. leftright
And More.
Röland
InnerRise's store was better.
Barker
Originally posted by lord xyz
Röland
Originally posted by lord xyz
lord xyz
Originally posted by Barker
Originally posted by Barker
Barker
Originally posted by Strangelove
Heeeell no, muthaf**ka! *runs away*
Damien B
givs you 10 and takes the bottle its been good doing business with you. DMB
Jack of Blades
*Becomes a President*
Damien B
flicks off blades. DMB
Jack of Blades
*Burns DOwn The Store*
Uneeklyconfused
*fangouriously devours all*
evillaugh
lord xyz
Originally posted by Jack of Blades
*Burns DOwn The Store* Shop.
FoxMeister
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
*fangouriously devours all*
evillaugh
*survives with minimum injurys wheelchair
FoxMeister
*hides in a basket on its way to Moscow to meet someone in a cabinet in a tight box next to me for protection from the Russuian government.
Then jumps off the train to get to a certain bush next to Asia. To collect files on the FBI who consequently found me but i made a quick escape on a passing Kangerooo!!. I end up in a desert, buried up to my chin in sand with one of my asscoiciates also buried next to me. He wore sunglasses. "where did you get them?"i said. he answered "a passing cyote took pity on my". "really" i said " he took a pi** on me!". "mabye in his own simple way he was tryin to cool you down." this is where my story ends.*
ADarksideJedi
It just began!jm2guns
Damien B
dodges behind a wall and eats some pizza pizza. DMB
FoxMeister
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
It just began!jm2guns
You want the end? Sure!!! *Using by slippery pee covered self i wrigled out of the hole and ran to the nearest hotel. I rented a camel to go and find how i got to the desert. I rode the camel for days until it died of hunger. Using the body as a sheild from an oncoming sandstorm i got swept away. i found myself on an island with my associate again. but this time we were surrounded by monkeys holding guns. this is the end of the chapter* Turn to side C for the rest
~Kongu_Dude~
The Cops come soon, so I dont have Drugs. dodgy
Okay? em_sexy_girl
FoxMeister
SURE THING KONUG puke
~Kongu_Dude~
Konug? ermm
You Fail. em_sexy_girl
FoxMeister
IM HIGH!!>!>!>!>!!!1111 show me the door. I WILL WALK THROUGH
~Kongu_Dude~
You seem High. herbermm
Röland
This shop still sucks. herbnone
~Kongu_Dude~
Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
Herb likes it. herbcry
FoxMeister
some great times pile remember that fat girl LOL
FoxMeister
THE COPS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS ROLAND ALL ALONG. HE TOOK THE LIQUOR AND KILLED THE STRIPPER.
shockingshockingshockingshocking
Röland
Wait wait, what fat girl and who did I kill? ermm
~Kongu_Dude~
Brian is funny.
And Stewie.
FoxMeister
QUAGMIRE!!! oh right
~Kongu_Dude~
Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy Gone!
FoxMeister
hes Quagmire Quagmire... Giggety Giggety Goo!!!
FoxMeister
Hes Quagmire Quagmire.. You Never know what hes gonna do next. Quagmire Quagmire Giggety Giggety Giggety Giggety lets have SEX
ADarksideJedi
Countunes to shot everyone who is nearby!jm2guns
Strangelove
*is shot* wounded2
~Kongu_Dude~
*Pretends to be killed*
Got Ya! gun
ADarksideJedi
(Throws gun down and puts up hands)don't shot!jmfear
~Kongu_Dude~
I wont kill You.
Vote on Me On This Thread.
ADarksideJedi
I promise to do so!jm(drops gun)msn-oh
~Kongu_Dude~
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
I promise to do so!jm(drops gun)msn-oh
Word! w00t
ADarksideJedi
So what else can you sell me here?jmshifty
~Kongu_Dude~
You would like to know, huh?
ADarksideJedi
Yes pm me the info.I got to go before I am caught!I am being watching right now.jmermm
~Kongu_Dude~
Really?
FoxMeister
can i buy a JOINT. for ma rock band? naughty shifty
Blanka
you sell drugs? if so can i have a tylenol
FoxMeister
LOL
what r u. a deer
Blanka
Originally posted by FoxMeister
LOL
what r u. a deer me? im the kool aid man
~Kongu_Dude~
Originally posted by FoxMeister
can i buy a JOINT. for ma rock band? naughty shifty
Sure. swe_bum_7
FoxMeister
*gives monEY* herb
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Where You Can Buy Candy. leftright
And More.
I KNEW you were on something!
KILLA420
no offense KD but this is one of the most boring threads
ADarksideJedi
Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Really?
Yes so give me everything you have.I will pay you later.jmermm
ADarksideJedi
Yes and it works quite well!I am being watched so I have to take it quick.jmnaughty
FoxMeister
HURRY!!!!!!!11.
ADarksideJedi
(Looks around and then rans away!)You will never catch me!jmmsn-oh
FoxMeister
*runs after like sonic the hedgehog.* U CANNAY ESCAPE THE SPEEDY HEDGEHOG. *go past speed camera* DAMN IT!!!!!!. *trips over at high speeds.* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. * GETS UP AND CONTINUES HIGH SPEED CHASE
ADarksideJedi
NOOO!(Rans faster hoping for Sonic to not catch up!)jmfear
FoxMeister
*gets hit by a car* "ROAD KILL" shouted the driver who consiquently is ADARKSIDEJEDI. "GOD. it smells like bushes." she shouts
ADarksideJedi
No you did not hit anyone keep driving!jmwhistling
FoxMeister
*Lies in a crippled bloody mass.* my last speedy thoughts were "Why the HELL DO I RUN SO FAST. F*CKIN HELL.
ADarksideJedi
Do not worry I will give you a good burial!JMrip
FoxMeister
Thanks. *wakes up in a coffin* I AM ALIVE!!!! YAY. *a second later i am cremated.* is there no chance left???? YES??? THATS THE END OF THIS WEEKS SONIC THE HEGHOD
ADarksideJedi
Tune in next week for the Advantures of Sonic the roadkill hog!jmtv_happy
FoxMeister
How does a hedgehog survive cremation you may ask? WELL WHY THE F*CK CAN HE RUN FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET???
g2g now folks. CHOW
ADarksideJedi
See you!Be looking forward to next weeks show so I know the secret of the Hedgehog!jmdetective
Kongu Dude
Originally posted by KILLA420
no offense KD but this is one of the most boring threads
You wont think that, when you have tested my Drugs. ermm
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
I KNEW you were on something!
herbnowai
Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Yes so give me everything you have.I will pay you later.jmermm
Can I trust You?ermmOriginally posted by ADarksideJedi
See you!Be looking forward to next weeks show so I know the secret of the Hedgehog!jmdetective
Me too. w00t
Damien B
Eats a cheese steak at the store and looks around plays with the security tapes. DMB
ADarksideJedi
Acouse you can trust me!You can trust me just like you trust yourself!What are you planing to do with that tape damien?jmslyfear
JaehSkywalker
can i get some cold syrup or something like that? *sniff*
ADarksideJedi
He has something that would work better then cold syrup!jmshifty
JaehSkywalker
like...
ADarksideJedi
(Holds out jacket)He got me some of this stuff!Care to buy it?jmsneaky2
JaehSkywalker
nope. I've got no money....
ADarksideJedi
No gold?jmnaughty
JaehSkywalker
no...
ADarksideJedi
Well pay back later!(Hands over the drug)Got to go!JMnaughty
JaehSkywalker
hehe.. thanks, and see ya..
FoxMeister
TODAYS ADVENTURE. Will Sonic the Roadkill Hog escape being cremated and turned into an ornament? Lets Watch
Kongu Dude
Originally posted by FoxMeister
TODAYS ADVENTURE. Will Sonic the Roadkill Hog escape being cremated and turned into an ornament? Lets Watch
Yep. gun
FoxMeister
ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH i give up. PLEASE X'(
Kongu Dude
Sure. swe_bum_8
Now how's the Dru...I mean, Candy? dodgy
FoxMeister
The Candy is SNIFFLICIOUS. lookaround
Kongu Dude
Yep.
Especially the "fake" Ciggs. smoker
FoxMeister
WAAAAAAAA???? oh ye.
FoxMeister
naughtynaughtynaughty
Kongu Dude
Here's the Drugs. dodgy
I want the Money.
FoxMeister
*RUNS LIKE A F*CKING JUGGERNAUT* *RUNS INTO OLD WOMEN* *BREAKS HER F*CKING HIP*
Damien B
throws a water baloon at fox. DMB
KILLA420
Originally posted by Kongu Dude
You wont think that, when you have tested my Drugs. ermm
herbnowai
Can I trust You?ermm
Me too. w00t
Maybe if i got some free *samples*
Barker
Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Here's the Drugs. dodgy
I want the Money.
Congratulations. You've successfully whored that smilie.
FoxMeister
Originally posted by Damien B
throws a water baloon at fox. DMB
SHIT!!!!! *slips over and lands on a land mine.* what the fu.. blowup
Damien B
The mines dont detonate.DMB
ADarksideJedi
They been going off for a while now!jmrip
Damien B
eats a cookie and hands one to jackie. DMB
Kongu Dude
Originally posted by KILLA420
Maybe if i got some free *samples*
*Sure*
Originally posted by Barker
Congratulations. You've successfully whored that smilie.
Word. w00t
KILLA420
alright im joining when i get my free samples
ADarksideJedi
By me or by mail!jmsly
KILLA420
hard to choose, hot chick or UPS, ill go with hot chick for 500 mr. tribeck
ADarksideJedi
You got it!Just sign here.jmwhistling
KILLA420
*signs there*, ok it looks like we're ready to go
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