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Share your stories of your adventures when something didn't go as you expected.

How about no.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
How about no. Afraid others will laugh at you? I understand...

Once I took a stroll through a field and stood on a landmine. True story.

i don't remember.

Originally posted by The Pict
Once I took a stroll through a field and stood on a landmine. True story. Wow, how did you come out alive?

Originally posted by Sgt. Hairy
Wow, how did you come out alive?

Come out where? The field? It was easy, I went through the gate.

So I went over to a friends house to hang out.

Then she stole my bike

Then she threatened to hit me with a bamboo stick

No longer my friend.

Originally posted by The Pict
Come out where? The field? It was easy, I went through the gate. um...

Originally posted by RedAlertv2
So I went over to a friends house to hang out.

Then she stole my bike

Then she threatened to hit me with a bamboo stick

No longer my friend. What an itch in the bass!

was walking and teasing my friend when i tripped.

was bowling and my shoe flew down the lane after the ball

it was a strike

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
How about no.


Oh, that Vinny V. kills me. Well, there was this one time when I thought it would be a good idea to steal some lumber from a construction site to build an art car for Burning Man . . . I ended up in the pen for public intoxication. TFS.

This one time I was negotiating an arms deal with a Communist super power, and while I was handing the pen to the godless dictator I farted! How embarrassing

We all had a good laugh about that.

I was executed the next day

Took a 25 minute ride doing 70-90 on the highway to a place usually a little under an hour away on regular speed limit, to Kentucky Kingdom which was closed down. I had much more fun with my friends doing crazy shmit instead of going there. w00t