Which is more painful??

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steverules
gettin kicked in the balls or giving birth?

Council#13
Giving birth

Uneeklyconfused
Both at the same time

Council#13
Babyboy coming out gets kicked in the balls dodgy

Impediment
Well, women have the short end of the stick on this deal. I've been kicked in my 3 Piece Set a number of times, but I would never want to squeeze a baby out of my body. I'd rather be repeatedly kicked in the nuts for 10 minutes than give birth. Then again, women can have an epidural so it won't hurt.

Kelly_LS
Dude that's not even an accurate question. Nobody can say which one because men don't know what it's like to give birth because they don't have vaginas and women don't know what it's like to get kicked in the balls because we don't have any.

Uneeklyconfused
Does the pain of being kicked in the balls last longer than that of labour?

At what speed and force is the balls being kicked at? and to what reason ?

Does the woman giving birth have a small vaginal opening, or is the childs head too big?

Are shoes on the feet at the time of balls being kicked?

Are said shoes 'pointy' or 'steel caped'?

How big are the balls in question?

What is the weight and height of the man/boy the balls are attached to ?

What if said woman/man has a high pain threshold does that affect the answer?

What if there is no baby, and it is just gas?

What if said man is in reality a pregnant hermaphradite and being struck in the genitals caused premature labour?


There is no spoon
crazy

FoxMeister
A women only give birth at least 2 times. A man gets kicked in the balls everyday nearly. www.kickedinthenuts.com

Mišt
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
At what speed and force is the balls being kicked at? and to what reason ?
Are shoes on the feet at the time of balls being kicked?
Are said shoes 'pointy' or 'steel caped'?

I need to grab my nuts for protection just by reading that >.<

Uneeklyconfused

Impediment
eek!

Uneeklyconfused
perv

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Need an extra pair of hands?
Jumpy surprise droolio
I DO

Impediment
naughty2

Mišt
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Need an extra pair of hands?

shifty

Be gentle cry

Impediment
herbwank

Uneeklyconfused

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
I'll get the shovelhyper
drooliodrooliodrooliodrooliodrooliodroolio
I'll get the screwdrivers

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by FoxMeister
drooliodrooliodrooliodrooliodrooliodroolio
I'll get the screwdrivers

What about the condom's?


renske

~B@ckB0n3~
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Both at the same time

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
What about the condom's?


renske
dont you mean.... bin bags

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ~B@ckB0n3~

Dude!! .. up from the grave!!

wink

Originally posted by FoxMeister
dont you mean.... bin bags

yeah ..thoes too .. lookaround..

~B@ckB0n3~
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Dude!! .. up from the grave!!

wink Yep. Havn't talked to you in forever.

How's things? happy

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
yeah ..thoes too .. lookaround..
renske

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ~B@ckB0n3~
Yep. Havn't talked to you in forever.

How's things? happy
and where have you been young man? mad....

Missteded you!! hug...

~B@ckB0n3~
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
and where have you been young man? mad....

Missteded you!! hug... Party's, getting drunk off my ass, the usual big grin

I love this new sig I just put on about half-an-hour ago. Best one yet w00t

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ~B@ckB0n3~
Party's, getting drunk off my ass, the usual big grin

I love this new sig I just put on about half-an-hour ago. Best one yet w00t
without me?! you suck!! schmoll


wink

'Tis a good sig! wink

~B@ckB0n3~
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
without me?! you suck!! schmoll


wink

'Tis a good sig! wink You don't remember? You were wasted big time at last week's party wink

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ~B@ckB0n3~
You don't remember? You were wasted big time at last week's party wink
I dont remember ...anything that happened last week ...

~B@ckB0n3~
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
I dont remember ...anything that happened last week ... Shame. After the party you started humping some hobo who lived under the bridge ermm

Oh well, I need to get going..toodles happy

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ~B@ckB0n3~
Shame. After the party you started humping some hobo who lived under the bridge ermm

Oh well, I need to get going..toodles happy
ahh you mean Deryck!!...yeah he was funny... he tried to give me coke, but he forgot the ice cubes, and came back with iceing sugar...silly boy ... roll eyes (sarcastic)...


LAter dude, dont be a stranger sadbye

Röland
I've gotten kicked in the balls a few times and I would say that it hurts a lot but I've never birthed a child so I can't compare. blink

~Kongu_Dude~
*Kick*

Ow. My Flander Balls. cry

FoxMeister
*KICK* *Lands Kick squarley between the limbs* SH*T! FU** A**

~Kongu_Dude~
blink

FoxMeister
twas painful

~Kongu_Dude~
Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
blink

FoxMeister
Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~

smile

~Kongu_Dude~
blink X 2

GCG
Having experienced both, I would say getting kicked in the balls

~Kongu_Dude~
srug

Mystique Lynx
Originally posted by steverules
gettin kicked in the balls or giving birth?

Silly question. Giving birth is the answer.

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