Dumbest Things You've Heard?

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FeceMan
Stupid people annoy me. Stupid people who talk annoy me more. Having to listen to very stupid people talk grates on my nerves to an almost intolerable extent. So, this is a thread where one can state the dumbest things that one has ever heard uttered by one's peers.

*Before the thread is inundated by "lolz Bush" or "Anne Coulter sez," I'd like to keep this as politically neutral (and thus flame-free and on-topic) as possible.*





RAGH.

So, share your stories.

KidRock
*lists Deano's posts, closes eyes, points to computer screen*

FeceMan
Originally posted by KidRock
*lists Deano's posts, closes eyes, points to computer screen*
"655,000 terrorists imo."

Although, that post was funny enough to make me laugh.

J-Beowulf
Person 1: THE GOVERNMENT WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11! I CAN PROVE IT USING UNCLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS AND QUOTES TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT!

Me: ...

9/11 conspiracy theorists are completely and utterly retarded.

And a real life one:
Teacher (health class teacher): Incision made in a woman's stomach from which the baby is birthed if the baby is not aligned correctly for normal birth..?

Girl: *raises hand* Kidney?

I have never laughed so hard at someone. Yes, it actually happened.

FeceMan
Brilliant.

Reminds me of a time when there was a crime scene investigator speaking at my high school. When queried about average salary, he gave a longer answer that ended with, "...on average, about sixty-five."

A girl asked, "An hour or per day?"

.:Space Opera:.
quote from conspiracy theorist on TLC: "Yes, i do believe the landing on the moon in 1969 was staged, they filmed on a studio lot"

quote from ex girlfriend: "im not braking up with you because youre a bad person, its just that i need time to myself to figure out who i am"
*walks into her house two hours later to find her on top of some dude*

some guy in drama class: "there is really no proof that Jesus ever existed"
Me: "what do you call the bible? or any of the other Christian, Jewish, and Roman sources naming Jesus within their texts?"
Drama guy: "Oh my god have you even read The Da Vinci Code?"

J-Beowulf
Originally posted by .messedpace Opera:.
*

some guy in drama class: "there is really no proof that Jesus ever existed"
Me: "what do you call the bible? or any of the other Christian, Jewish, and Roman sources naming Jesus within their texts?"
Drama guy: "Oh my god have you even read The Da Vinci Code?"

LOL!

Strangelove
In my theatre class, we were debating gay marriage:

Dipshit: "Gay marriage should be banned because it's against God"

Me: "Yes, because God has legislative power in these here United States"

Dipshit: "There's no legal basis to give gay marriage"

Me: "Ever heard of the 14th Amendment?"

Dipshit: "What?"

Roulette
^ laughing out loud

Kayne Archeron
imbecile in Gov. class: The World Trade Center movie was so much more creative than Lady in the Water


....*BANG*

Alliance
Originally posted by FeceMan
Stupid people annoy me. Stupid people who talk annoy me more. Having to listen to very stupid people talk grates on my nerves to an almost intolerable extent.

laughing out loud

debbiejo
Fece needs to up his meds. then all will be ok........

allofyousuckkk
a girl in class argued with me about how her mother had told her that potatoes were starches not vegetables(who says their mom told them, honestly, that is sucha lame excuse)

same girl told me that you can drive to Europe from Alaska if you "take the back roads"

Kayne Archeron
Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
a girl in class argued with me about how her mother had told her that potatoes were starches not vegetables(who says their mom told them, honestly, that is sucha lame excuse)

same girl told me that you can drive to Europe from Alaska if you "take the back roads"


how many millenai old is this girl?

Strangelove
Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
same girl told me that you can drive to Europe from Alaska if you "take the back roads" That phrase "the back roads" just made my day laughing out loud

Bardock42
Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
same girl told me that you can drive to Europe from Alaska if you "take the back roads"

The phrasing is funny, but as a matter of fact it is possible.

FeceMan
Originally posted by Bardock42
The phrasing is funny, but as a matter of fact it is possible.
Making it doubly funny.

Deano
Originally posted by KidRock
*lists Deano's posts, closes eyes, points to computer screen*

that is rich. seriously.

i havent laughed like that in a long time. thank you

Ya Krunk'd Floo
The other day, I was standing next to my girlfriend, and I freaked out for a second and said, "Woah, you've got longer arms than me!" ... A few seconds later I realised this appeared to be true only because she is shorter than me.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
The other day, I was standing next to my girlfriend, and I freaked out for a second and said, "Woah, you've got longer arms than me!" ... A few seconds later I realised this appeared to be true only because she is shorter than me.

Haha, and because you said it you also heard it..that's good.

Council#13
"Harvard's not that good of a school" erm

Madman_V3N0M
A techer of mine once said: "I'm gonna turn this school around 360 degrees!" Yes , he teaches math!
And I have a friend that has a neighbour that thinks potatoes grow on trees. I'll tell you the story later if you want me to.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Bardock42
Haha, and because you said it you also heard it..that's good.

The funny thing is that the first time I said it, I didn't actually hear it because I had my ears closed. What happened was that my girlfriend wrote down what I said, and then showed it to me. I read it - out loud - and then I heard it the second time I said it because my ears weren't closed that time.

Funny story: Pineapples don't grow on trees.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
The funny thing is that the first time I said it, I didn't actually hear it because I had my ears closed. What happened was that my girlfriend wrote down what I said, and then showed it to me. I read it - out loud - and then I heard it the second time I said it because my ears weren't closed that time.

Funny story: Pineapples don't grow on trees. But they damn well should.

Bardiel13
Years ago, in middle school, I was talking to my friend about chicks. He said "When I get to high school next year, I doubt I'll ever be able to be "just friends" with those hot high school chicks." He continued... "Gintonic won't even be in my vocabulary!"
I replied, "Gintonic? You mean platonic, right?"
He blinked, "Nooo! Platonic's a drink!"
Me: -_- I fear for our future...

Bardock42
Originally posted by Bardiel13
Years ago, in middle school, I was talking to my friend about chicks. He said "When I get to high school next year, I doubt I'll ever be able to be "just friends" with those hot high school chicks." He continued... "Gintonic won't even be in my vocabulary!"
I replied, "Gintonic? You mean platonic, right?"
He blinked, "Nooo! Platonic's a drink!"
Me: -_- I fear for our future...
Hahaha, that is good....a bit at least.

jaden101
my friends mother said, after seeing a universal remote control with the buttons shaped as numbers

"that must be the tv remote for blind people"

the best one i read about in FHM

sinn fein spokesman martin mcguiness was on tv being interviewed and the caption below him said "sinn fein spokesman"....a girl said to her boyfriend...

"thats not sinn fein...sinn fein's got a beard"

GCG
I could not believe a collegue of mine when she described how dumb her friend was.

I HEARD HIM WITH MY OWN EARS !!!

We were watching a World Cup football match this summer in Malta and because we are +1 hours from GMT, this dumbass who was in the UK thought we knew the final result before the whole of UK did !

HE actually asked:

"So what was the final score because we are in half time here in UK? "

Madman_V3N0M
laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by .messedpace Opera:.
some guy in drama class: "there is really no proof that Jesus ever existed"
Me: "what do you call the bible? or any of the other Christian, Jewish, and Roman sources naming Jesus within their texts?"
Drama guy: "Oh my god have you even read The Da Vinci Code?"

laughing

Capt_Fantastic
I once excused myself from dinner with some friends to go outside to smoke a cigarette. When I returned one of them was amazed how quickly I'd finished and returned. He asked me "What'd you do? Inhale that thing?"

FistOfThe North
Cop:
How many years of education do you have sir?

Cuffed drunk driver:
I've got 20 years of education. I graduated from the 10th grade twice.

Cop:
"chuckles" Watch your head. "

Put's drunk in cop car.

- Cops

Soleran
The wisdom and insight of youth compounded.

GCG
Originally posted by Soleran
The wisdom and insight of youth compounded.

True ; that should only be liminted to the USA, not he whole American Continents. stick out tongue

Bardock42
Originally posted by GCG
True ; that should only be liminted to the USA, not he whole American Continents. stick out tongue

Yeah, I thought of that, but I figured it would reduce the hilarity if I would have answered in a different manner.

Impediment
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth............."

Soleran
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I thought of that, but I figured it would reduce the hilarity if I would have answered in a different manner.


What made your comment good was when someone from the US answered with that response Bardock.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Soleran
What made your comment good was when someone from the US answered with that response Bardock.

I liked mine to begin with....

FeceMan
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I once excused myself from dinner with some friends to go outside to smoke a cigarette. When I returned one of them was amazed how quickly I'd finished and returned. He asked me "What'd you do? Inhale that thing?"
I'd count that as more of an inadvertent pun than stupidity.
Originally posted by Impediment
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth............."
Thanks for ruining the thread, *******.

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by FeceMan
I'd count that as more of an inadvertent pun than stupidity.



Don't get all symantical on me.

Darth_Erebus
Supervisor at a (large) company I used to work for.

"We never make bad decisions, we only do what's best for the company"

The company was subsequently went bankrupt.

Madman_V3N0M
Originally posted by Impediment
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth............."
Coming from you it does sound dumb, LOL

FistOfThe North
"Why ask why?"

Kumar
in astronomy class some kid tried to tell me that the moon was always out in the sky but you just couldn't see it because it was day time...

in Freshman year, some guy in my drama class tried to talk his way out of trouble by saying that it wasn't stealing if you get caught.

i'll try to remember more because i KNOW there are many...

King Kandy
This is a conversation I had.

Me: Eating brains would be cool.
A friend: I've touched a brain. It was a cow brain.
Me: With gloves?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: I wish I had a brain.
Friend: *Laughs.*

In a debate class I took.

One guy: Gay marriage hsould be banned, because I everyone was gay, we wouldn't have girls gone wild videos.

A conversation with a freind.

Me: Universal tried to sue Nintendo claiming that Donkey Kong was a ripoff of King Kong.
Friend: That's stupid.
Me: But it turned out the King Kong was public domain.
Friend: It's King Kong that was a ripoff of Donkey Kong!
Me:........ Dude.... King Kong came out in 1933.
Friend: Yeah, but Donkey Kong was around when the NES came out!
Me:................ 1933!!!!
Friend: Actualy it was when arcade games came out! Even earlier!

I'll come back with more stuff when I remember it.

Madman_V3N0M
Originally posted by Kumar
in astronomy class some kid tried to tell me that the moon was always out in the sky but you just couldn't see it because it was day time...
Well that's sorta true...

grey fox
Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
Well that's sorta true...


Yeah , i'd explain but i kinda suck at astronomy...

speaking of the moon though some dumbass in the Conspiracy thread stated that the moon landing wasn't real because ....

DA : The entire moon is radioactive

Madman_V3N0M
LOOOOL! And he probably thinks the Sun isn't big grin

bogen
Teacher: Martin have you done your homework today?
Me: Yes indeed i have miss
Teacher: would you care to read it out for me?
Me : sure, * carrys on with speach about native americans discovering potatos*
Teacher: that sounded like it was made up, was it?
Me : of course not, why would i do that?
Teacher: because you havent done your homework. Did you do part two?
Me: yes i have, would you like me to read that too?
Teacher: no bring up your book please
* hands up book*
Teacher : this is your maths book! GET OUT!


haha good times

debbiejo
laughing out loud

Madman_V3N0M
I remember once our literature teacher got a coleague of mine to read a letter in a book.
Teach: Read the pharagraph please!
Guy: *reads*
Teach: Now, in what way was this letter written? How was it composed?
Guy: In italics, arial I think.

lord xyz
Dumbest thing I've heard?

"What's a fact based theory? Last I heard, a fact isn't a theory." -- a creationist who used to go to these forums.

Originally posted by bogen
Teacher: Martin have you done your homework today?
Me: Yes indeed i have miss
Teacher: would you care to read it out for me?
Me : sure, * carrys on with speach about native americans discovering potatos*
Teacher: that sounded like it was made up, was it?
Me : of course not, why would i do that?
Teacher: because you havent done your homework. Did you do part two?
Me: yes i have, would you like me to read that too?
Teacher: no bring up your book please
* hands up book*
Teacher : this is your maths book! GET OUT!


haha good times laughing Pissing off teachers is always good. big grin

FistOfThe North
"Are those your skis?"

"yes"

"Both of 'em?"


- Dumb & Dumber

Maestro
friend:I saw a ghost
me:where?
friend:It was standing on a cloud

jaden101
Originally posted by Maestro
friend:I saw a ghost
me:where?
friend:It was standing on a cloud

not entirely as idiotic as it seems if you dont know of the optical illusion known as a brocken spectre

http://www.sundog.clara.co.uk/droplets/images1/sum07a.jpg

Maestro
Originally posted by jaden101
not entirely as idiotic as it seems if you dont know of the optical illusion known as a brocken spectre

http://www.sundog.clara.co.uk/droplets/images1/sum07a.jpg

We weren't in a mountaneous region though.

Waks
this thread makes me laughing

I'll try to add something when I remember it.

J-Beowulf
Originally posted by GCG
I could not believe a collegue of mine when she described how dumb her friend was.

I HEARD HIM WITH MY OWN EARS !!!

We were watching a World Cup football match this summer in Malta and because we are +1 hours from GMT, this dumbass who was in the UK thought we knew the final result before the whole of UK did !

HE actually asked:

"So what was the final score because we are in half time here in UK? "

People scare me.

allofyousuckkk
we were talking about kids born as vegetables and some girl in my bio class says:

Wait, so I can have a cucumber as a child? (she was completely serious0

and in another class, we were talking about asexual reproduction, and a girl raises her hand and says

"my aunt is pregnant, but she's not married, is that asexual reproduction?


and when asking what a bj was, my science teacher gave the person who asked a look that said, i shouold know this...but i dont

his eventual answer was "a retail store"

Mr. Sandman
Originally posted by lord xyz

laughing Pissing off teachers is always good. big grin

This is why children should be seen and not heard.

Waks
if they were supposed to be seen and not heard they wouldn't have mouths.

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by King Kandy
One guy: Gay marriage should be banned, because If everyone was gay, we wouldn't have girls gone wild videos.


thats not dumb, its true.

allofyousuckkk
no it isn't, we'd still have girls dancing around naked.....

people just wouldn't buy them, thus, it wouldn't be a loss because we would have boys gone wild. If everyone was gay, we wouldn't want girls gone wild, and it would be a ig dealsmile

debbiejo
The dumbest words are I don't care to listen, but.............

Broke Beat
i gotta admit im guilty somtimes though not often, like tonight i was with my friend:

talkin about how fast you can run a mile

me: i can run a mile in 5:60
Friend:..... thats 6 minutes
me:......ohhh shit whooops

my friend isnt gonna let it go either

King Kandy
A friend of mine, who went to waldorf: I don't want to do F******* interpretive dancing!
Teacher: But _______, It's good for your soul!

Impediment
Originally posted by FeceMan
Thanks for ruining the thread, *******.

You're welcome, sweetie. wink

Charmed_Phoebe
Originally posted by debbiejo
The dumbest words are I don't care to listen, but.............

no debbie your wrong! The dumbest words are:
"Its impossible"
"I can't do it"

Bardock42
Originally posted by Charmed_Phoebe
no debbie your wrong! The dumbest words are:
"Its impossible"
"I can't do it" No, no, that's usually a really smart thing to say in case you are actually unable to do something.

lord xyz
Is it comprehensible...

Kayne Archeron
Originally posted by lord xyz
Is it comprehensible...


AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT ISN'T

debbiejo
The dumbest thing is things like fin after every post.

BackFire
"Queen of the Damned isn't a bad movie".

I didn't know a statement could be so so wrong, but someone said this, and this is when I stopped believing in god.

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by BackFire
"Queen of the Damned isn't a bad movie".

I didn't know a statement could be so so wrong, but someone said this, and this is when I stopped believing in god.

i think it's proof of god. It wasn't too long after that he smote Allyiah for her role in all of that.

BackFire
Hahaha, that's precisely what I said when I heard that she died.

=Tired Hiker=
My neighbor came over the other night when we were having a party and said, "Can you keep the noise down in the backyard, my wife is six months pregnant."

FeceMan
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My neighbor came over the other night when we were having a party and said, "Can you keep the noise down in the backyard, my wife is six months pregnant."
"Can you keep the noise down? My wife's being a *****."

Kayne Archeron
every ADarkSideJedi post in existence

lord xyz
Originally posted by Kayne Archeron
every ADarkSideJedi post in existence True.

WrathfulDwarf
From Sony:

Charmed_Phoebe
Originally posted by Bardock42
No, no, that's usually a really smart thing to say in case you are actually unable to do something.

Your only unable to do something if you believe you can't! With God's help anything is possible! wink

lord xyz
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
From Sony: laughing Sony sucks so much. They only reason the PS2 was a success was because it was released first.

Bardock42
Originally posted by lord xyz
laughing Sony sucks so much. They only reason the PS2 was a success was because it was released first.

And it had GTA San Andreas...Originally posted by Charmed_Phoebe
Your only unable to do something if you believe you can't! With God's help anything is possible! wink

No

Kayne Archeron
Originally posted by Charmed_Phoebe
Your only unable to do something if you believe you can't! With God's help anything is possible! wink

i think that fits more under "scariest thing i've ever heard"

FistOfThe North
"what's 1 and 1"

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bardock42
And it had GTA San Andreas... yes Stupid chavs.

Bardock42
Originally posted by lord xyz
yes Stupid chavs.

Was a ****ing sweet game.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
"what's 1 and 1"

That's not that dumb of a question..it depends what sets we are talkign about...well and which Axioms we have.

J-Beowulf
Said by Mr. Parker, in regards to the American Government.

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by BackFire
Hahaha, that's precisely what I said when I heard that she died.

So, is it safe to assume the next victim of god's thumbs up/thumbs down policy for hollywood is Leonardo Dicaprio; for his appaling south african accent in Blood Diamond?

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bardock42
Was a ****ing sweet game. True, but I prefer The Getaway.

Kumar
Originally posted by Madman_V3N0M
Well that's sorta true...

no its not... sure there are a few days in the moon's cycle that it stays in the sky all day but not all the time by any means. if it was out all the time, then the people on the other side of the planet would NEVER see it... and i happen to know that people in china do, in fact, see the moon at night.

Mr. Sandman
Originally posted by Kumar
no its not... sure there are a few days in the moon's cycle that it stays in the sky all day but not all the time by any means. if it was out all the time, then the people on the other side of the planet would NEVER see it... and i happen to know that people in china do, in fact, see the moon at night.

Actually, yes, it is. Because it's not in your section of the sky does not mean it dropped out of orbit completely.

Charmed_Phoebe
Originally posted by Kayne Archeron
i think that fits more under "scariest thing i've ever heard"

roll eyes (sarcastic) why are you such a negative person?

debbiejo
The scariest thing I've heard lately was "This is gonna cost you 15,000.00"......... sad

But there's no thread for scariest thing.....

Eis
"Is London in England or the United Kingdom?"

debbiejo
What state is Washington DC in?

GCG
Originally posted by debbiejo
What state is Washington DC in?

Originally posted by Eis
"Is London in England or the United Kingdom?"

HAng on ; Now those are questions not statements. VAlid questions asked by people who are eager to learn. As the saying goes:

"He who asks is a fool for a minute, he who doesnt ask remains a fool for a lifetime"

Eis
Originally posted by GCG
HAng on ; Now those are questions not statements. VAlid questions asked by people who are eager to learn. As the saying goes:

"He who asks is a fool for a minute, he who doesnt ask remains a fool for a lifetime"
Valid in the sense it's a correctly constructed question, sure. But you'd expect the average 15 year old American girl to know that the UK and England are not individual separate countries. It's vulgarly stupid, regardless of the eagerness to learn from the person who asked it.

FeceMan
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
So, is it safe to assume the next victim of god's thumbs up/thumbs down policy for hollywood is Leonardo Dicaprio; for his appaling south african accent in Blood Diamond?
He still exists? I figured that his molecular structure dissolved once people stopped caring about him.

Mr. Sandman
Originally posted by FeceMan
He still exists? I figured that his molecular structure dissolved once people stopped caring about him.

His two good movies are allowing him to cling to life.

Bicnarok

RedAlertv2
The other day my friend asked me what the Capital of the US is. Then proceeded to tell me that the capital of Spain is Morocco

Bardock42

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bardock42
That's not dumb, it's true.

Bardock42
Originally posted by lord xyz
That's not dumb, it's true.

Yeah...the famous country of America. Alright dude...or should I say elitist scum (although you fail so pathetically at being part of the elite).

Roulette
I work at a bookstore, & while I was working a shift, a lady came up to me and asked 'Do you sell books here? ' o.o...she was dead serious too.

lord xyz
"Why shouldn't the woman have an Abortion?" -- my RE teacher

"She should have used contraception!" -- a girl in my class

(The latter is stupid, not the former.)

Atlantis001

redcaped
Have you ever heard hard? It hurts...I guess.

debbiejo

Atlantis001
Originally posted by debbiejo
I remember that.......LOL

It wasn't me neither...

Yep, I remember you there... people where discussing creationism....

I think who said it is not on KMC anymore... lol

crazy
Originally posted by Kayne Archeron
every ADarkSideJedi post in existence

True that.

Quiero Mota
"Gay marriage should only be between a man and a woman."

-Governor Schwartzanegger

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
"Gay marriage should only be between a man and a woman."

-Governor Schwartzanegger

I assume you're posting that because you're glad he's not your governor.

office jesus
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
"Gay marriage should only be between a man and a woman."

-Governor Schwartzanegger

Wait...he seriously said that?

Maestro
Anything that comes out of Jade Goodies mouth, for example,

Jade asks Spencer if he punts boats on the River Thames.
Spencer: "No, I work in Cambridge."
Jade: "I know I'm from Bermondsey and I know that's London, but where is Cambridge?"
Spencer: "It's in East Anglia."
Jade: "Where's East Angular though? I thought that was abroad."

"Rio de Janeiro, ain't that a person?"


"I am intelligent, but I let myself down because I can't speak properly or spell."


What the f**k?

Mr. Sandman
The stupidest thing i ever heard?

Paul R. Nelson.

Quiero Mota
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I assume you're posting that because you're glad he's not your governor.

Yes I'm glad my governor isn't an actor...or a foreignor for that matter, but that was stupid thing to say regardless.

Originally posted by office jesus
Wait...he seriously said that?

Yes.

office jesus
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Yes I'm glad my governor isn't an actor...or a foreignor for that matter, but that was stupid thing to say regardless.



Yes.

Dude...I feel sorry for Cali. Seriously.

Madman_V3N0M
I think Schwartzie should be prezident!

botankus
Originally posted by FeceMan
Dumbest things you've heard?

Anything in the half-dozen "Emo" threads that have been created in the past year.

Avenger2.0
Originally posted by Kumar
no its not... sure there are a few days in the moon's cycle that it stays in the sky all day but not all the time by any means. if it was out all the time, then the people on the other side of the planet would NEVER see it... and i happen to know that people in china do, in fact, see the moon at night.

lets get this striaght, the moon is constantly in orbit around the earth, so whether or not its in the sky is just symantics.

office jesus
What I think is the dumbest thing I've ever heard / read? Anything posted by JesusIsAlive. big grin

Alliance
Add Marchello to that list.

office jesus
Originally posted by Alliance
Add Marchello to that list.

So true.

dirkdirden
I like stupid people. If it weren't for them I wouldn't be smart I would just be normal.

Bardock42
Originally posted by dirkdirden
I like stupid people. If it weren't for them I wouldn't be smart I would just be normal.

Hahaha, and you think you are smart?

dirkdirden

Bardock42

Madman_V3N0M

dirkdirden

Bardock42
Okay...you lost it. Although your post makes some sort of sense. The general atmosphere is disagreeable. I shall investigate further in that matter though, before I finally judge you for once and ever.

FeceMan
Originally posted by dirkdirden
A smart person is some who excels above there peers in the majority of fields.

Irony scores a critical hit.

Oops, nevermind.

Up In Flames
most stupid thing i've heard:

"your homework is more important than videogames!"

_Rare_Fox_
Originally posted by Waks
if they were supposed to be seen and not heard they wouldn't have mouths.


You.

Kayne Archeron
what's stupid about that comment?

Council#13
Originally posted by Up In Flames
most stupid thing i've heard:

"your homework is more important than videogames!"


Oooo ha ha ha. Hee hee ha har har har ha ha. no expression

Fire
*my brother* "Terrorism does not exist!", "american blockbuster movies are created to get people's attention away from the war in Iraq". Plus a lot more I tend to forget

office jesus
"Golf is not a sport."

Yep. That kind of irritated me. Of course, it was all typed in lowercase.

PVS
"Ya Krunk'd Fool, midevil is a recogiznized time period. It's like saying the Middle Ages. So it actually has nothing to do with evil it's just a catch phrase."

lord xyz
"Why Atheism"

That was one of the dumbest questions I heard. Read, whatever.

FeceMan
Originally posted by PVS
"Ya Krunk'd Fool, midevil is a recogiznized time period. It's like saying the Middle Ages. So it actually has nothing to do with evil it's just a catch phrase."
That's pretty damn funny.

Imperial_Samura
Originally posted by PVS
"Ya Krunk'd Fool, midevil is a recogiznized time period. It's like saying the Middle Ages. So it actually has nothing to do with evil it's just a catch phrase."

Ow, I heart myself laughing with that one. Midevil. Hehehe.

Da preacher
U mean the piramids of Egypt aren't made in sand?

Dumbass

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by PVS
"Ya Krunk'd Fool, midevil is a recogiznized time period. It's like saying the Middle Ages. So it actually has nothing to do with evil it's just a catch phrase."

That was especially good because he called me a fool first. As if! Also, I wish I could go back in time and show you people how I set him up wonderfully for that one. It was pure genius. Really, ah.

As for dumb things, I think ol' Bush's recent press conference regarding his party's recent losses was pretty damn dumb.

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by Strangelove
In my theatre class, we were debating gay marriage:

Dipshit: "Gay marriage should be banned because it's against God"

Me: "Yes, because God has legislative power in these here United States"

Dipshit: "There's no legal basis to give gay marriage"

Me: "Ever heard of the 14th Amendment?"

Dipshit: "What?"

His name spells trouble before he even opens his mouth.

Victor Von Doom
Some guy: 3. 14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
58209748...

Me: Pssssshahahahahha! It's zero nine seven four NINE!

Idiot.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Good one.

Destiny_Desire
Some guy phoned my house and asked for my phone number.

WrathfulDwarf
I read this elsewhere:

"I don't buy a console just to play games. I can rent them too. That is why I'm getting a PS3. I don't need games to buy the Console. I can watch movies right now and play games later. So yes, you logic of buying games and a console is very stupid. You fail!"

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