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...I went to South France. My mother she liked south France, so it was good, and like... my father liked south France so it was good... and I kinda liked south France... so it was good.
But anyway, we went camping in south France, right, and this one morning I woke up. I had to pee, cuz I drank alot of wine with the locals, of south France, the night before. So anyway, I went to this lake to pee, and I saw this light on the other side of the lake, and it was s... sucking me into the lake, yeah, it was sucking me into the lake, kinda like a suction. So I was swimming into the lake, but all of a sudden I couldn't take it anymore. I was getting tired of like the swimming. Luckily there was this undersea boat in the lake, who pulled up. They offered me a ride. So I came in, and I saw these two little guys. So I asked there name and the one said ''Jean'', and the other one said ''Jean''. A coincidence of some sorts. So anyway they took me to an underwater world. When we arrived I said ''Out here?'' and they answered ''Yeah, out here.'' So I left the boat.
I came into this room and there was this very old small guy, behind a piano. He played this song:

Knippie knoes
Knippie Knoes
Knippie KNOES
KNIPPIE KNOES

Knippie knoes...

And he said to me: ''The giant fish Knippie knoes has perpetrated into our lands, and stole all our babies. Will you save them for us please?''
To which I replied: ''Well, I'm on a holiday, and I don't really feel like it. Nahhh.''

So they dropped me of at the shore of the lake and gave me a grilled cheese sandwich.

I'm nt redin al thet sht. herbcry

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2665/notfunnyni0.jpg

too long

R U tlkng 2 Me? herbcry

nope, el slay

Originally posted by bogen
too long
Dude, I just typed some random shit. It's not like it has a message...

Originally posted by Slay
Dude, I just typed some random shit. It's not like it has a message...
that doesn't detract from the fact that it's a long ass piece of writing.

Originally posted by bogen
that doesn't detract from the fact that it's a long ass piece of writing.
You probably don't read too much.

Besides, if you don't want to read it, then don't. Theres no need to be bothered by it.

Originally posted by Slay
Dude, I just typed some random shit. It's not like it has a message...
fulfilled.
Oh yes it does, it does...I get it my master...your orders shall be

That's alot of crap. herbcry

Originally posted by Slay
Dude, I just typed some random shit. It's not like it has a message...
this thread is shit. y did u create such a monster????

Originally posted by Slay
...I went to South France. My mother she liked south France, so it was good, and like... my father liked south France so it was good... and I kinda liked south France... so it was good.
But anyway, we went camping in south France, right, and this one morning I woke up. I had to pee, cuz I drank alot of wine with the locals, of south France, the night before. So anyway, I went to this lake to pee, and I saw this light on the other side of the lake, and it was s... sucking me into the lake, yeah, it was sucking me into the lake, kinda like a suction. So I was swimming into the lake, but all of a sudden I couldn't take it anymore. I was getting tired of like the swimming. Luckily there was this undersea boat in the lake, who pulled up. They offered me a ride. So I came in, and I saw these two little guys. So I asked there name and the one said ''Jean'', and the other one said ''Jean''. A coincidence of some sorts. So anyway they took me to an underwater world. When we arrived I said ''Out here?'' and they answered ''Yeah, out here.'' So I left the boat.
I came into this room and there was this very old small guy, behind a piano. He played this song:

Knippie knoes
Knippie Knoes
Knippie KNOES
KNIPPIE KNOES

Knippie knoes...

And he said to me: ''The giant fish Knippie knoes has perpetrated into our lands, and stole all our babies. Will you save them for us please?''
To which I replied: ''Well, I'm on a holiday, and I don't really feel like it. Nahhh.''

So they dropped me of at the shore of the lake and gave me a grilled cheese sandwich.
it was FUN

Originally posted by Slay
You probably don't read too much.

Besides, if you don't want to read it, then don't. Theres no need to be bothered by it.
Dude i read a book a week about 6 to 8 hundred pages each


I know, i was just givving you a bump and a comment, which is also irrelavent in the schiem of things.
Not to worry though im sure you'll get some relevat replys to a 3 paragraph long tangent.

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
That's alot of crap. herbcry

Originally posted by FoxMeister
this thread is shit. y did u create such a monster????
Wow. It must really be bad when you think it's crap.Originally posted by bogen
Dude i read a book a week about 6 to 8 hundred pages each


I know, i was just givving you a bump and a comment, which is also irrelavent in the schiem of things.
Not to worry though im sure you'll get some relevat replys to a 3 paragraph long tangent.
Then why is it such a task to read this?

Originally posted by bogen
Dude i read a book a week about 6 to 8 hundred pages each


I know, i was just givving you a bump and a comment, which is also irrelavent in the schiem of things.
Not to worry though im sure you'll get some relevat replys to a 3 paragraph long tangent.

Sure you do..and you ahve a 2 metre penis..anything else you want to brag about, liar?

herbsrug

Originally posted by Bardock42
Sure you do..and you ahve a 2 metre penis..anything else you want to brag about, liar?
I think he's telling the truth.

It's probably the Goosebumps omnibus.

Originally posted by Slay
...I went to South France. My mother she liked south France, so it was good, and like... my father liked south France so it was good... and I kinda liked south France... so it was good.
But anyway, we went camping in south France, right, and this one morning I woke up. I had to pee, cuz I drank alot of wine with the locals, of south France, the night before. So anyway, I went to this lake to pee, and I saw this light on the other side of the lake, and it was s... sucking me into the lake, yeah, it was sucking
kinda like this THREAD and the rest of the story that i couldnt be arsed to post to avoid the rest of the people dying of boredom

swe_bum_9

Originally posted by bogen
I know, i was just givving you a bump and a comment, which is also irrelavent in the schiem of things.

Do the books you read involve horrible vocabulary and atrocious spelling mistakes? Wait, let me guess, you read Dan Brown?

swe_bum

Originally posted by FoxMeister
kinda like this THREAD and the rest of the story that i couldnt be arsed to post to avoid the rest of the people dying of boredom
Aha.

Kid. Your threads suck. Intrnt slng?
Pointless chat threads, threads abou every shit thing you go through, and you get to the thread limit eveytime you are f*ckin on. But when I make one stupid thread, I should be bashed?

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
swe_bum

Originally posted by Bardock42
Do the books you read involve horrible vocabulary and atrocious spelling mistakes? Wait, let me guess, you read Dan Brown?
HAHA! well that was snappy, yes iv'e read the davinchi code and am about to start angels and demons.
And njo the grammer and what have you is the result of typing fast while juggeling a mango between two hands thank you very much mhm

O.O.......

wtf...what a random story

Originally posted by bogen
HAHA! well that was snappy, yes iv'e read the davinchi code and am about to start angels and demons.
And njo the grammer and what have you is the result of typing fast while juggeling a mango between two hands thank you very much mhm
Right.
Juggling a mango while typing. You could've at least come up with an excuse that isn't retarded.

Originally posted by Slay
Aha.

Kid. Your threads suck. Intrnt slng?
Pointless chat threads, threads abou every shit thing you go through , and you get to the thread limit eveytime you are f*ckin on. But when I make one stupid thread, I should be bashed?
SHIT i go through. I didnt post a superwierd story about somehwre in France and being sucked into a lake. Anyway. its not like ur the only one who gets there thread to the shit heap. i think kongu ruined both my threads. But i dont care. i make threads for fun. NOT FOR SOME CRAPPY SHIT THAT NEVER HAPPEND

swe_bum2

Originally posted by bogen
HAHA! well that was snappy, yes iv'e read the davinchi code and am about to start angels and demons.
And njo the grammer and what have you is the result of typing fast while juggeling a mango between two hands thank you very much mhm

My Lord, you do have to play right into my hands, don't you. I mean, why not jsut give me a gun and say "Shoot me"? You know Dan Brown writes books so dumb people can feel smart?

Originally posted by Slay
Right.
Juggling a mango while typing. You could've at least come up with an excuse that isn't retarded.
excuse WTF? Australia=decent fruit= me eating in spare time

and bardock, about the liar thing.

Um do you know me? nope yeah the last book i finished was Elder gods by liegh and david eddings, 650 i think.
Ill give you a basic run-down of the plot if your still cynical.

swe_bum_w00t

Originally posted by bogen
excuse WTF? Australia=decent fruit= me eating in spare time

and bardock, about the liar thing.

Um do you know me? nope yeah the last book i finished was Elder gods by liegh and david eddings, 650 i think.
Ill give you a basic run-down of the plot if your still cynical.

Hey, fair enough, you read books, who cares...you still use "your" instead of "you're".

Originally posted by Bardock42
My Lord, you do have to play right into my hands, don't you. I mean, why not jsut give me a gun and say "Shoot me"? You know Dan Brown writes books so dumb people can feel smart?

sure sure, you keep telling yourself that and you just might start believing it.

Thats why i own charles dickens the entire collection

Because i want to feel smart


Originally posted by Bardock42
Hey, fair enough, you read books, who cares...you still use "your" instead of "you're".

YOU'RE being picky now

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
swe_bum_w00t

Originally posted by Slay
Right.
Juggling a mango while typing. You could've at least come up with an excuse that isn't retarded.
better than ur story

I knw.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
SHIT i go through. I didnt post a superwierd story about somehwre in France and being sucked into a lake. Anyway. its not like ur the only one who gets there thread to the shit heap . i think kongu ruined both my threads. But i dont care. i make threads for fun. NOT FOR SOME CRAPPY SHIT THAT NEVER HAPPEND
The shit heap! Right were your threads belong.
Because you only make shit threads. You've been here since August and have made, how many threads?

Indeed, this is about nothing, but then again, it's the f*ckin off topic forum you twit!

rock

Originally posted by bogen
sure sure, you keep telling yourself that and you just might start believing it.

Thats why i own charles dickens the entire collection

Because i want to feel smart




YOU'RE being picky now

Look, maybe you don't get it, but it is an intellectual thing to do NOT to brag about just how smart you are....especially not because you own a collection of books. It's against the rules. Don't do it, you will seem stupid. And if you do it, have the decency not to misspell the name of one of the greatest geniuses the world has ever seen.

People, stop the bashing...this is the Off-Topic Forum

I c.

Originally posted by Roulette
People, stop the bashing...this is the Off-Topic Forum

You are hot, but stop interrupting.

Originally posted by Slay
The shit heap! Right were your threads belong.
Because you only make shit threads. You've been here since August and have made, how many threads?

Indeed, this is about nothing, but then again, it's the f*ckin off topic forum you twit! So why the fu** are u slaggin off my threads. and the shit heap? i guess that this thread will keep my thread company

Originally posted by Roulette
People, stop the bashing...this is the Off-Topic Forum
Somehow they don't get it.
They fail at life and feel the need to bash someone on an internet forum in the off topic section to make themselves feel better. ermm

Also, see Bardock's post.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
So why the fu** are u slaggin off my threads. and the shit heap? i guess that this thread will keep my thread company
Because even if it is the otf, there is no need to clog up the forum, you moron. I make one stupid thread. You make hundreds of them.

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~

Originally posted by Slay
Because even if it is the otf, there is no need to clog up the forum, you moron. I make one stupid thread. You make hundreds of them.
I've made 2

Originally posted by FoxMeister
I've made 2
Really?

Oh. I thought you were that commander fox guy.

Originally posted by Slay
Somehow they don't get it.
They fail at life and feel the need to bash someone on an internet forum in the off topic section to make themselves feel better. ermm

Also, see Bardock's post.

*sighs* I knows...it's silly.

You want me to stop interrupting? I was trying to back you up cry

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are hot, but stop interrupting.

Quiet, Marius.

Originally posted by Slay
Really?

Oh. I thought you were that commander fox guy.

No, actually Kongu Dude (the dumbass posting pointless shit between our posts) is that commander fox guy.....

no. i am not that guy. ive never heard of him

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, actually Kongu Dude (the dumbass posting pointless shit between our posts) is that commander fox guy.....
I already thought his idiocy was familiar...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Look, maybe you don't get it, but it is an intellectual thing to do NOT to brag about just how smart you are....especially not because you own a collection of books. It's against the rules. Don't do it, you will seem stupid. And if you do it, have the decency not to misspell the name of one of the greatest geniuses the world has ever seen.
you started it
Who bragging?
What misspelling?

Originally posted by Slay
I already thought his idiocy was familiar...
:O are you calling Kongu an idiot. :O

Originally posted by bogen
you started it
Who bragging?
What misspelling?

No, you started the bragging.

You.

DaVinci. You misspelled DaVinci.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
:O are you calling Kongu an idiot. :O
icon5

Yes.

bangin

Originally posted by FoxMeister
bangin Very Sarah of you.

I'm too lazy to post.

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
I'm too lazy to post. u just did