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We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary.
Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.

wtf this is suppose to be in RF

it doesnt really deserve this website

I'm not entirely sure why this was moved.... Probably just the name of the thread. The opening post itself is quite interesting to be honest.

im just clarifying the bible's rhetoric and put it in to laymans terms.

This is supposed to be in the religion forum; if even there. mullet

but storm moved it.

Originally posted by Terrorist
but storm moved it.

Ask Storm to move it back... And maybe to change the name to something a little more appropriate for the RF.

Lame.

JesusIsAlive.......hahahha

I think I'll post this thread in his pm box.......lol

yea ROLF

hmm. i was wondering when the next pointless member was gonna start posting.

the point is to clarify the bible's Rhetoric so that everyone can understand.

I didn't lol doped

Terrorist is just blatently a sock.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I didn't lol doped

Originally posted by Naz
She quoted me, these means we're married, yes?

yes. but your wife is cheating on you

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
She quoted me, these means we're married, yes?

I'm confused...

Originally posted by Terrorist
yea ROLF Rolf who?

Originally posted by Terrorist
yes. but your wife is cheating on you Who, me? doped

Originally posted by lord xyz
Rolf who?
oops its supose to be ROFL.

rolling on floor laffin

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Who, me? doped
no the other other wife

Originally posted by Terrorist
oops its supose to be ROFL.

rolling on floor laffin


no the other other wife I dont have a wife, silly girl. doped

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Huzzah on the sig and avy, by the way.

regardless what you say. i believe my theory

Originally posted by Terrorist
regardless what you say. i believe my theory Regardless what you say, god is false. doped

noice cumback and watzup with that smilee

Originally posted by Terrorist
noice cumback and watzup with that smilee I dont know what you are talking about doped

Originally posted by cain marko
maybe both Are you coming on to me?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Are you coming on to me?

do you want me to be coming on to you shifty

he is its obvious

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I dont know what you are talking about doped doped

Originally posted by Terrorist
We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary.
Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.

Okay, that's great and all, but how do you explain Shmi Skywalker's situation? hmm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, that's great and all, but how do you explain Shmi Skywalker's situation? hmm

first let me google the shmi skywalker
google didnt help
i dont know. i have to rewatch phantom menace again

*lets google and waits* hmm

well i believe that shmi skywalker was killed and anakin took vengeance upon his mothers death. thats all i know

Originally posted by Terrorist
well i believe that shmi skywalker was killed and anakin took vengeance upon his mothers death. thats all i know

But how did she get preggers? Did Joseph two time Mary??? hmm

Actly according to the bible she had not had intercourse with Joey at all.JM

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Actly according to the bible she had not had intercourse with Joey at all.JM

But what about Shmi??

Who is that?jmconfused

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Who is that?jmconfused

Shmi Skywalker, silly! Like Mary, she mysteriously got preggers, I just want to know how.

I have no idea either.jmpuke

In the bible, it says that God. Go forth my minions and spread the word of God. We all know that Holy Spirit gives and creates life. Same thing with sperm. Holy Spirit is a metaphor for Sperm that creates life. Whenever the people worship God, the Holyspirit decends upon us thus creating life. which is why that Mary got pregnant by God through the Holy Spirit.

Shmi got pregnant by some human but unnamed character. lets just assume that

Your religion of orgasm has lowered your credibility and intelligence to a form lower than lord urizen.

Nope, it is more than that. It is the principle that bring someone to enlightenment, and reveals divine knowledge, it is many other things. There is a lot of philosophy behind it, so it cannot be reduced to a simple metaphor.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Your religion of orgasm has lowered your credibility and intelligence to a form lower than lord urizen.
My fellow poster, you seem to be missing a lot of the humor as of late. I am of most certainty that this thread is merely a parody of Lord Urizen's idiocy.

Then why'd you post in it......You hate threads like this........why why did you do it......

Though it is quite an interesting metaphor

Nah, the orgasm one was funny, but eventually this gets old.

Terrorist has a run-in or two with Mods already, and has been spamming up quite a few forums. Maybe it's unintentional, but when you were already told to stop making threads like this it becomes obvious that he's just doing it for needless attention or somesuch.

Fail.

Originally posted by FeceMan
My fellow poster, you seem to be missing a lot of the humor as of late. I am of most certainty that this thread is merely a parody of Lord Urizen's idiocy. A parody of Lord Urizen's idiocy would be a thread entitled "Are atheists gay?" because all of Urizen's late threads have been about something being gay, maybe he fantasises about them and wants to be sure he if he's gay or not.

I made the thread because Lord Urizen pmed me and told me to do so.

edit:atleast few people believe my theories and it makes alot more sense than the bible's verses

Originally posted by Terrorist
I made the thread because Lord Urizen pmed me and told me to do so.

...so you took that advice, but not anyone's advice in the OTF to stop making spam threads?

90% of the people I talk to about discipline issues finger-point as their main argument or defense. This thread here is obviously not as bad, and not a bannable offense (and it's not in my forum, thus not really my concern) but it's the same principle, just on a smaller scale.

Are atheists gay?

The world may never know.

Only for you, babe.

(Why is this thread still open?)

The **** should I know?

See my thread about curbing retarded threads.

Minutes after this thread was created, I was on the verge of moving it to the OTF but I thought to wait and see. Vain hope...

Take the advice I gave you earlier to heart Terrorist.

dude you consistantly suck

Originally posted by Terrorist
We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary.
Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.

As a catholic person this offends me.

As a Catholic person, what, exactly, were you expecting to see when you opened a thread entitled "God is a Player, Mary was a Cheater"?

I'm just glad it's in the forum where it belongs, now.

I am just listening to Marilyn Manson.

God is a number you cannot count to
You are posthuman and hardwired
This isn't god, this isn't god
God is just a statistic

Originally posted by silver_tears
As a catholic person this offends me.

Everything offends you Catholics

catholics are easily offended.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Your religion of orgasm has lowered your credibility and intelligence to a form lower than lord urizen.




I know ! EVEN I HAVE TO ADMIT IT !

Okay, but come on now...sometimes I make pretty good threads ! I actually smart, but sometimes I like being stupid....

Terrorist is the MAN ! He is my PRODEGY !

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I know ! EVEN I HAVE TO ADMIT IT ! Terrorist is the MAN ! He is my PRODEGY !



this is why i win

Originally posted by Terrorist
this is why i win

Terrorist...go forth and spread the word !

God promises you ETERNAL ORGASM ! droolio

The Holy Spirit is Sperm, which we are all filled with ! Jesus is a child of SPERM ! YOU ARE ALL HALF SPERM ! THEREFORE YOU ARE ALL HALF GOD !droolio

WE ARE ALL ONE IN CHRIST ! IN SPERM ! IN HOLY ORGASM ! droolio

BLESSED BE ! droolio












droolio

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Terrorist...go forth and spread the word !

God promises you ETERNAL ORGASM ! droolio

The Holy Spirit is Sperm, which we are all filled with ! Jesus is a child of SPERM ! YOU ARE ALL HALF SPERM ! THEREFORE YOU ARE ALL HALF GOD !droolio

WE ARE ALL ONE IN CHRIST ! IN SPERM ! IN HOLY ORGASM ! droolio

BLESSED BE ! droolio











droolio
Amen

ARGH?

Originally posted by Terrorist
We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary.
Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.



How... unamusing

I pray to God through this harsh times because In a Harsh Drought. I need a to have a ''Worship Service''

Originally posted by Terrorist
We all know God had sex with Mary to create Jesus. Bible said the Holy Spirit was sent to Mary so she can concieve Jesus.(holyspirit = sperm) But before Mary had sex with God, Mary already have a boyfriend named Joseph. Then Joseph found out that Mary was cheating on him. Joseph left Mary. However God stepped in and told Joseph, "Take Mary as your wife." Since God doesnt want any relationship with Mary, God convinced Joseph to get back together with Mary.
Proven Facts: God stole Mary away from her boyfriend, Joseph. making God a player. Last time God had sex? 2006 and nine months years ago. Mary was technically a virgin because there were no physical penis that entered her vagina but, there was God's omnipotent dong up Mary's. so mary was physically a virgin but spiritually nonvirgin.

ugh i don't even believe in this, but your either ignorant or extremly stupid. Plus thats just ****ed up

Stfu Before I pimp-smite yo ass

Originally posted by Terrorist
catholics are easily offended.

I'm catholic. I'm not easily offended. You fail.