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Ok so I went there. Venom shows up in Gotham City and starts doing his own kind of justice....which batman doesn't like. Does bats stop him?

Without Sonics? Hell no.

.

With them? Well...Venom's been mounting an immunity to them over the years, but I'll still give Batman the majority.

I thought this would be a good fight because people keep saying that Batman would kick Spiderman's butt. So I thought I'd up the anti.

Batman loses to Spiderman.
Batman loses to Venom.
Ta-da.

Originally posted by PRAYERRUN
I thought this would be a good fight because people keep saying that Batman would kick Spiderman's butt. So I thought I'd up the anti.

Who the HELL has been telling you that lie?

Batman gets steam rolled by Spiderman.

batman loses horribly to venom

and no

sonics isint going to do it here either

batman just loses.

Originally posted by Soljer
Who the HELL has been telling you that lie?

Batman gets steam rolled by Spiderman.


Dude all I ever hear about is how batman would kick spiderman's butt. I personally had always doubted it, but then again, they have Batman beating Superman too, so oh well lol. (

Originally posted by PRAYERRUN
Dude all I ever hear about is how batman would kick spiderman's butt. I personally had always doubted it, but then again, they have Batman beating Superman too, so oh well lol. (

well, it made sense in hush

Originally posted by PRAYERRUN
Dude all I ever hear about is how batman would kick spiderman's butt. I personally had always doubted it, but then again, they have Batman beating Superman too, so oh well lol. (

Batman could take Spiderman if he has the right amount of prep time, sure.

But in a casual, random confrontation on the streets? Batman is a smear on the friggin pavement!

Not even Batman's Infinity PIS-gem can save him here.

Originally posted by Soljer
Without Sonics? Hell no.

.

With them? Well...Venom's been mounting an immunity to them over the years, but I'll still give Batman the majority.
pretty much my thoughts to a T

venom 600000000/10

batman needs prep to be in his league

Spider-Man accidentally kills Batman
Venom intentionally kills Batman

Ditto

Originally posted by jinzin
pretty much my thoughts to a T which T?

I choose Batman for majority; he's got a lot of weapons and Venom has been manipulated a few times before.

Can I ask a question kinda of the subject?

ask my young padawan.

Venom wrecks him easily, he is above Bats in all the physical categories, WAY above.

Bats would own Brock like a little sissy any day of the week, as Venom though, it's the other way around.

The only way for bats to win if he has prep. time. If not, Bat is screwed.

Originally posted by marvelprince
Spider-Man accidentally kills Batman



The police turn up:

Police: Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil...

Originally posted by Scoobless


The police turn up:

Police: Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil...
LMAO!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Scoobless


The police turn up:

Police: Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil...

I am gonna put that in my profile. I have saw others do it.

Venom takes the easily

Batman always carries speakers and amps to hook up to his I-Pod... and he only listens to Math/Grindcore! Batman wins!

Originally posted by Scoobless


The police turn up:

Police: Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil... Classic

Originally posted by Scoobless


The police turn up:

Police: Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil...

Funniest thing I've read in a LONG time.

Ah, my adoring public.

Originally posted by Scoobless


The police turn up:

Police: Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil...

F%*kin hilarious. I can't laughing

I used to be funny? ... damn ... that was a while ago.

Originally posted by Scoobless


The police turn up:

Police: Oh my god.... why did you kill Batman?
Spider-Man: I didn't mean to.... I thought the guy had like... super powers or something
Police: What?... you mean he didn't? what happened?
Spider-Man: He just jumped out of the shadows throwing sh!t at me with no warning.
Police: So what did you do?
Spider-Man: I made fun of his suit and stuff ... you know... called him a gimp, teased him about his "boy wonder"
Police: Then what happened?
Spider-Man: He tried to kick me in the head, so I smacked him and ... well.... his head kinda.... exploded
Police: Damn!
Spider-Man: tell me about it... I'm gonna be cleaning chunks of brain out of my costume for weeks
Police: Ah well... if he was just gonna keep attacking people, this was bound to happen sooner or later.
Spider-Man: This kind of thing never happens to DareDevil... hilarious

Originally posted by xmeat
hilarious

LMAO.....BTW Venom should win

Without at least 8 hours or so of prep, Batman's brains are gonna be eaten.