He's Back This Holiday Season!

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WrathfulDwarf
The Tickle me Elmo 10th anniversary doll.

coming this holiday season









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PandoraMomo
you have got to be kidding me.
Those things scare the living hell out of me

Lana
Oh crap.

My little brother loves Elmo.

WrathfulDwarf
He still have that sinister look!

LanceWindu
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
The Tickle me Elmo 10th anniversary doll.

coming this holiday season









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And I care...why?

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
He still have that sinister look!
That toy is the proof that pure evil exists

Syren
Originally posted by LanceWindu
And I care...why?

And you post... why?

Daedalus

Lana
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
That toy is the proof that pure evil exists

I agree.

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Syren
And you post... why?

Because I...can?

WrathfulDwarf
Haven't you guys heard the stories of children getting possess by that doll? There was death, destruction, and pure EVIL!
























Okay, not really but that damn doll is annoying....

PandoraMomo
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Haven't you guys heard the stories of children getting possess by that doll? There was death, destruction, and pure EVIL!
























Okay, not really but that damn doll is annoying....
and let us not forget how crazy those rabid soccer moms got around the holiday season when it came time to buy them. I think I remember stories of severe injuries

clap
I'm guessing near half this forum still has an original Elmo still in it's box graded to 9.2 or better.

Daedalus
I want one. no expression

WrathfulDwarf
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
and let us not forget how crazy those rabid soccer moms got around the holiday season when it came time to buy them. I think I remember stories of severe injuries

Indeed...very disturbing as a matter of fact.

Lana
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
and let us not forget how crazy those rabid soccer moms got around the holiday season when it came time to buy them. I think I remember stories of severe injuries

That was incredibly disturbing.

Stupid evil dolls.

LanceWindu
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
and let us not forget how crazy those rabid soccer moms got around the holiday season when it came time to buy them. I think I remember stories of severe injuries

Because those stupid bitches don't know how to tell their spoiled kids "No."

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by LanceWindu
And I care...why?

WrathfulDwarf
I heard a story about kid in Arkansas that was mauled alive by one of those dolls.

§P0oONY
I love Elmo. droolio

Sanctuary
He'll kill us all. shock


firefirefireph

ThePittman
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
The Tickle me Elmo 10th anniversary doll.

coming this holiday season









shock runaway2

Syren
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Because I...can?

Because you... smell? stick out tongue

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I love Elmo. droolio

You fail mhm

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Syren
Because you... smell? stick out tongue



You fail mhm
Suck my man power. mhm

AKGunter
I like to tickle him while grinding him to my pelvis. You have no idea how many batteries a guy can go through in an evening.

clap
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. Here is a true story:

Lena was hired at the factory and she reported for her 1st day promptly at 8:00 a.m. The following day, at 8:45, there was a knock at the personnel manager's door. The foreman from the assembly line threw open the door and began to rant about his new employee, Lena. He complained that she was incredibly slow and that the entire production line was behind schedule and backing up!

The personnel manager decided he should see this for himself, so the two men marched down to the factory floor. When they got there, the line was so backed up, there were Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they were really beginning to pile up at the end of the line stood Lena, surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos.

She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric, wrapped it around two marbles and began carefully to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager stared for a few seconds, saw what was happening, and burst into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics, he pulled himself together and approached Lena. "I'm sorry," he said to her. Barely able to keep a straight face, he said, "I think you misunderstood the instructions given you yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles ..."

ladygrim
but peopel that had it ten years ago willl be a little to old for an updated version erm

Slay
Originally posted by clap
I'm guessing near half this forum still has an original Elmo still in it's box graded to 9.2 or better.
It was 8.9 last time I had it graded. erm

CatDude
I have to admit, when I read the title of the thread I thought you were talking about me... smokin'

d-fly_girl008
I LOVE ELMO!!

Itzak
Originally posted by CatDude
I have to admit, when I read the title of the thread I thought you were talking about me... smokin'

Just because your head is so big, doesn't mean the world revolves around you.

CatDude
Originally posted by Itzak
Just because your head is so big, doesn't mean the world revolves around you.

...actually, it does... smokin'

Itzak
Originally posted by CatDude
...actually, it does... smokin'

See what I mean? I'm surprised your head hasn't exploded yet due to your Sun-size ego. no expression

CatDude
Originally posted by Itzak
See what I mean? I'm surprised your head hasn't exploded yet due to your Sun-size ego. no expression

Shut-up 'moon' before I explode you into a bunch of asteroids... evil face

Prabhodh
Originally posted by CatDude
I have to admit, when I read the title of the thread I thought you were talking about me... smokin'

When i read the title i thought this was about mist ermm

CatDude
Originally posted by Prabhodh
When i read the title i thought this was about mist ermm

...you again..., I thought you learned your lesson last night... smokin'

Kongu_Dude

lord xyz
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
The Tickle me Elmo 10th anniversary doll.

coming this holiday season









shock I thought you said Tickle me Emo!

Spearhead
furby > tickle me elmo

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Because I...can?

Well if you care to post then you must be caring about what to reply to, thus you actually care about this thread.

Lord Paradise
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
The Tickle me Elmo 10th anniversary doll.

coming this holiday season









shock Zounds!

coolmovies
Check out this years Tickle Me Elmo hottest toy its so funny


laughing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn6z4X9xhY8

I want one

§P0oONY
OTF? ermm

Unless this is supposed to be a thread where we discuss toys. ermm

Alliance
laughing out loud Children's toys are a perverse business.

cain marko
isn't that like ages old? i thought it would be the new robosapien rs media grr i would post a link but the net is going slow.

WrathfulDwarf
He is still EVIL!

AOR
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
He is still EVIL!

No he's not. Didn't you here? He saved an entire nation from shooting down the drain. They're even making a movie...

look

Scythe
Hmm, I saw a story on the elevon o'clock local news of cocaine being stored inside many Tickle Me Elmos.

~Da Rev~
May i submit the better youtube video of TMX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4x-VW_rCSE


the dog makes the whole scene. He's all "WTF"

Barker
I thought this thread was about WindDancer. weep

lord xyz
Originally posted by Barker
I thought this thread was about WindDancer. weep petpet mee to.

ADarksideJedi
Elmo is so gay.jm

Bicnarok
never heard of elmo, Genpets would be an excellent present though

http://www.genpets.com/index.php

Syren
My mum and I watched that vid and were in hysterics. Sick and yet so funny.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
never heard of elmo, Genpets would be an excellent present though

http://www.genpets.com/index.php

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Shelbert Lemon
ELmo is used for more then the joy and laughter of little children.

http://www.wndu.com/news/102006/news_53458.php

AOR
Originally posted by Bicnarok
never heard of elmo, Genpets would be an excellent present though

http://www.genpets.com/index.php

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