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Do you have funny song you like to listen to all the time???

Then post them here!

Here's just one of mine.

Artist/Band: The Bloodhoung Gang
Album: One Fierce Beer Coaster (1996)
Track: #3, Fire Water Burn

Song Lyrics:
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the mother****er burn
Burn mother****er burn
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high
So I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly
But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried'
Yea I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil yea but you can call me cookie
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the mother****er burn
Burn mother****er burn
Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven
This honkey's gone to heaven
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist
And Webster yea Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-Christ
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the mother****er burn
Burn mother****er burn
Everybody here we go
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Throw your hands in the air
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Wave 'em like you don't care
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Everbody say ho
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Everybody here we go

So no one has any funny lyrics?

I'll post one, when I've searched through some of my cd's

Ok guys here's my personal favourite song.It's very ,very funny!!!


The Saga Begins

A long long time ago
in a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I know who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"

He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

The Avalanches - Frontier Psychhiatrist

Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill
Is Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school
I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne
Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system

Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lying down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let's have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also laid false teeth

Avalanches is above, business continues below
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! Mid, Mid Midgets and the indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist
I... I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend I'd... the violin, violin, violin ...

Frontier Psychiatrist..

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Uh ohh... uh oh, a bird! Yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else
A record, record, record !

Wow, that's a messed up song Mah!

Star Wars Gangsta Rap is funny, but I forgot the lyrics. Gangsta Rap 2 is funny, but I don't know the lyrics and it is bad (bad as in "cussing endlessly for no apparent reason".

messed up, but still a good song

The Night Santa went Crazy


Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled and said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts


There's the National Guard and the F. B. I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin 'bout the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain

PEARL JAM - ALIVE

Son, she said, have I got a little story for you
What you thought was your daddy was nothin' but a...
While you were sittin' home alone at age thirteen
Your real daddy was dyin', sorry you didn't see him, but I'm glad we talked...

Oh I, oh, I'm still alive
Hey, I, I, oh, I'm still alive
Hey I, oh, I'm still alive
Hey...oh...

Oh, she walks slowly, across a young man's room
She said I'm ready...for you
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look...
Oh, you know where, now I can't see, I just stare...

I, I'm still alive
Hey I, but, I'm still alive
Hey I, boy, I'm still alive
Hey I, I, I, I'm still alive, yeah
Ooh yeah...yeah yeah yeah...oh...oh...

Is something wrong, she said
Well of course there is
You're still alive, she said
Oh, and do I deserve to be
Is that the question
And if so...if so...who answers...who answers...

I, oh, I'm still alive
Hey I, oh, I'm still alive
Hey I, but, I'm still alive
Yeah I, ooh, I'm still alive
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

FiveIronFrenzy are the kings of ska. Search Morp or Kazaa for this one..very catchy.

Artist: FiveIronFrenzy
Album: "Our Newest Album Ever!"
Song: "Oh, Canada"

Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada it's great!
The people there are nice and they speak French too.
If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it's not half bad.

I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me!

Chorus:
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait.

They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs,
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it's kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"
That's the mighty power of Canada.

I want to be where lemmings run into the sea,
Where the marmosets can attack me.

Chorus:
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait.

Please, please, explain to me,
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison, that's deer.

Chorus:
Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait.

Not really that funny but quite biz-r, so much in fact I'll copy the lyrics straight out of the album cover so you can see how weird they are. I seriously suggest that you go get this song from somewhere, reading the lyrics you'll probably think its the work of a mad man but the song is really good. Enjoy: -

Group: Radiohead
Song: Paranoid Andriod
Album: OK Computer

please could you stop the noise im tryin a get some REST?
from all the unbornchikkenVoicesin my head?
huh whats's that??

when i am king you will be first against the wall
with your opinions which are of no consequence at all
huh whats's that??

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambition makes you look very ugly

k ic k i n g s q u e e l i n g g u c c i l i t t le p i g g y

"you dont remember "why dont you remember my name? off with his head. off with ""i guess he does_"

raindownraindown come on raind down on me
froma great height. from a gra\eeaa haaaeeeeeiii. haaaeeeeeiiii
rain down rain down come on rain down on me
froma great height. from a great aaaaaaeeeeee
raindownrain down come on raindown onme.
froma great heightfrom a great

""thats it sir youre leaving" the crackle of pig skin
the dust & the screaming the yuppies networking
the panic the vomit
the panic the vomit
god loves his children god loves his children yeah!

this is a funny one, it's sorta our unofficial flemish anthem
but it's in dutch so I'll to translate it at the best of my abilities

Where there are mussels and French fries
Where there is roasted chicken
Where the church stands in the middle
Where the purple moor blooms
And the illegal money flows
Where ppl hardly talk dutch
Where a certificate has no point (certificate: thing u get after finishing school)
And neither does the king
Where the champagne queen walks to catwalk
Where the ppl smile easily
and a fist has no power
Where ppl fail and explain at the bar

Flanders rulez (sorry maar geen idee hoe ik boven hier moet vertalen)
Where ppl can still praise the lord
Where the ppl are important
And the bellies are big
Flanders outside
Where the birds wistle
Flanders my country
At the north sea beach

Where the colourTV is gray
(dropped a line cause it's almost impossible to translate)
Where the cops work well
(dropped a line again)
Where no beer is too much
Francis Bay directs the orchestra
Where an H sometimes is a G
AVVV VVK is
Where ppl think ok of ensor
Where the boyscouts are standing by
The women do the dishes
The prime minister talks vagely
The vacation to spain points

Flanders rulez
Where ppl can still praise the lord
Where the ppl are important
And the bellies are big
Flanders outside
Where the birds wistle
Flanders my country
At the north sea beach

The kemmelberg, The gravensteen
The koelkbergcathedral- yes the one of koekelberg
The waterzooi
The girl in the hay
The flemish romance

Flanders rulez
Where ppl can still play jokes
Where the ppl are important
And the saugages are big
Flanders outside
(another line I can't translate without gettin' obseen)
Flanders my country
At the north sea beach


some explainig
A) what u can't understand and is between () is dutch and is ment for yerss only
B) yerss will prolly not agree with some translatoins, well yerss try to correct tho it ain't easy I can assure u
C) some words that need a tad of explaining:

Kemmelberg: is a hill in flanders
Gravensteen: is a castle in Gent
koekelbergcathedral: is the biggest cathedral in belgium also one of the most expensif
francis bay: no idea who that is
waterzooi: a flemish specialty also from Gent if I'm not mistaken

well song prolly sucks in english but has something in dutch and still gives a view of flanders

actually, you only wrote one dutch phrase in those ( )
and queeq can read dutch you know

and btw... it's a stupid song!
if you wanted something better, take "Omdat ik Vlaming ben", at least THAT has SOME honor left in it

this song is cool, it shows how 90% of the population from flanders is

I'm not fat! I'm big boned!