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Here you can say WHATEVER you want about me. like...

1. If you like me. (in a friend sorta way)

2. If you hate me. (in a evil sorta way)

3. And anything your heart desires!


sooooo!


















insult away 'cause i know almost all of you people hate me. cry

You suck and you're 14

I dont hate you here have a picture http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.us/images/pain_behind_johnny_depp_smile.jpg

Originally posted by Marth18
You're the coolest 14-year old i've ever talked too! Why thank you marth! what a nice thing to say!

Originally posted by Jack of Blades
I dont hate you here have a picture http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.us/images/pain_behind_johnny_depp_smile.jpg don't get it.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
Why thank you marth! what a nice thing to say!

no problem...

Originally posted by johnnyforever
don't get it.
HAHAHAHAHAH YOU DONT GET IT!!!!just a picture to make you feel beter

Once again.. I'm sorry to everyone else.. cry

YOu are forgiven Couz im in good mood now

Originally posted by Sanctuary



Once again.. I'm sorry to everyone else.. cry

what did you do this time

Originally posted by Marth18
what did you do this time
Broke her neibors TV?

Originally posted by Jack of Blades
HAHAHAHAHAH YOU DONT GET IT!!!!just a picture to make you feel beter oh. hehehe.... I KNEW THAT! *cough*


thanx!

Originally posted by Marth18
no problem... hysterical he...he...he don't know what to say!

Originally posted by johnnyforever
hysterical he...he...he don't know what to say!
il give you a-Jack of Blades rocks
and Keira Knightley is Sexy hehe

Originally posted by Marth18
what did you do this time
My thread has inspired several hundred new members to make social threads.

Hiya, Johnny- wave

Originally posted by Sanctuary
My thread has inspired several hundred new members to make social threads.

Good job nub

Originally posted by Sanctuary
My thread has inspired several hundred new members to make social threads.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT CANT BE WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!thanks to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Hiya, Johnny- wave hi! you're my friend right?




YOU BETTER BE! 'cause it's really sad. my, around 3 i think, friends on KMC forums are the only friends i have.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
hi! you're my friend right?




YOU BETTER BE! 'cause it's really sad. my, around 3 i think, friends on KMC forums are the only friends i have.
nop your Worst nemesis

Originally posted by Jack of Blades
nop your Worst nemesis shock nooo!

Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will.

10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy
when a flaming stealth banana split the sky
like one would hope but never really expect
to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
and stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
and me yelping...

Holy ****ing shit!

Then the X-Files being,
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,
and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
and all I could think was:
"I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
that I pissed my ****in' pants."

So light in his way,
Like an apparition,
He had me crying out,
"**** me
It's gotta be
the Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got on top of me
Got me seein' E-mother****in'-T!"

And after calming me down
with some orange slices
and some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One,
the One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from ****in' high school.

You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better listen.

Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

It was so real,
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this shit never happens to me

I can't breathe right now!

You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I've just said!
See the Dead ain't touring
And this wasn't all in my head.
See, they took me by the hand
And invited me right in.
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.

Strapped down my bed
Feet cold eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed.

Hey ...

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the One
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again ...
Typical.

Strapped down my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist and Sudafed *
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed

I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me!
Can't remember what they said

don't know, won't know (x12)

God damn, shit the bed!

shock

Libary Alert
http://koti.mbnet.fi/~foo/wtf.jpg

Originally posted by Jack of Blades
Libary Alert
http://koti.mbnet.fi/~foo/wtf.jpg

so... is that good or bad? shrug

swank hey

SCOTTIE!!!!! hug

what do you think scottie?

Originally posted by johnnyforever
SCOTTIE!!!!! hug glompOriginally posted by johnnyforever
what do you think scottie? what of?

de rev's post.


oh btw, I GOTTA GO EVERYBODY!! but i'll brb! 'bout 30 min. wave

Originally posted by johnnyforever
de rev's post.


oh btw, I GOTTA GO EVERYBODY!! but i'll brb! 'bout 30 min. wave srug me dono


buhbye

yeah i know! sorry de rev.

now! i have to go.

u rox my sox, johnnyforever! u luv Johnny and thats enough 4 me!

You have a horrible Fetish. 13

Originally posted by Scottie
glomp what of?

Scottie you still here?jm

whats so great bout Scottie? no offense

Hiya. tip-hat

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
whats so great bout Scottie? no offense he's my friend, and i like talking to him

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Hiya. tip-hat 'ello!

Originally posted by Barker
You have a horrible Fetish. 13 idc

or do you.........































dance

How's it going? nerd_happy

How are you doing?jmpokecheese

firefirefireph

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/banger.gif
Here I am....Rock You Like a Hurricane

:/.........Hokay, Hi..Johnny !! X3

Originally posted by Scottie
firefirefireph


Nuts!

Originally posted by Marth18
You suck and you're 14

you have the attention span of a penny

i just HAD to say that

firefirefireph

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
firefirefireph


Nuts!

YAY!! this thread is still alive!! haven't been on here in a while!

i'd like to thank everyone who likes me!

and i like to say, same to you! for all of you who don't like me.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
How's it going? nerd_happy Very good! thank you!

Originally posted by Scottie
firefirefireph Aww. calm down! i'm doin' great btw!

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
:/.........Hokay, Hi..Johnny !! X3 Welcome!!

Originally posted by johnnyforever
Very good! thank you!
w00t

HEY JOHNNYFOREVER!!!!!!!

Welcome Gravitation! Thank you for your visit, and I hope you enjoy your stay at the Johnnyforever Thread!

lol. I'm sure I will.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
w00t waz sup kongu?!

Originally posted by Red Two
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/banger.gif
Here I am....Rock You Like a Hurricane hey! sorry i forgot about Commander Red Two!

wave

wave Hello!

wave hello again

!oot uoy ot olleh

?pu s'tahw

?sdrawkcab gniklat uoy era yhw

!wonk t'nod I


i'm bored. and i just got bad news. i have to leave soon. cry

Originally posted by johnnyforever
!wonk t'nod I


i'm bored. and i just got bad news. i have to leave soon. cry cry noooooo dont leave

i know. and by the time i come back you'll probably be gone.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
i know. and by the time i come back you'll probably be gone. when will you b back?

in about an hour or so. my parents and i are going out to eat.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
in about an hour or so. my parents and i are going out to eat. i should be here, its not late

oh good! i'll eat fast.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
oh good! i'll eat fast. dont eat too fast or youl get sick

ok i won't, bye! buhbye

Originally posted by johnnyforever
ok i won't, bye! buhbye buhbye

HELLO MTF!!!!!HOw ya doing?

MTF?

very good!!!

Originally posted by Red Two
HELLO MTF!!!!!HOw ya doing? mtf?

shrug i guess we'll never know now that Commander Red Two left

Originally posted by johnnyforever
shrug i guess we'll never know now that Commander Red Two left srug oh well

my parents sure can mess around. now they're talking to my neighbor! we'll never leave

MTF-Muth* Fuc***

Originally posted by Red Two
MTF-Muth* Fuc*** what with the dirty language?

*ask somebody to clean it*

srug can't be arsed

johnny forever is under 13...

Originally posted by lord xyz
johnny forever is under 13... you are.

im older

one year.

how do you know that?

14.... shh

Originally posted by Red Two
how do you know that? profile. i inspect everyone i talk to. creepy.

So you are 14

everyone who likes me is welcome

I liked you when I thought your name was JohnnyFever but now that I can clearly see it is Johnnyforever not so much

No Critics i Presume
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/jackwillbattle.gif

how cute! i saw it once on the personal smily page? i forgot what it's called but i could never find it again.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
everyone who likes me is welcome

I know

So JohnnyFever how long has your obsession with the Depp been going on?

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/hmm.gif

yeah kinda stupid thing to say....whistling

Originally posted by dirkdirden
So JohnnyFever how long has your obsession with the Depp been going on? johnnyforever ever since POTC 2

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/jackbarbossafight.gif
this is the other one

Jack and Barbossa!!

wave Hi

buhbye Bye

wave hello!

buhbye who are we waving bye to?


oh! btw, my dad said he was going to the bathroom, and i said, "Don't you mean the cludgie?" he looked at me funny and walked away!!

Originally posted by johnnyforever
wave hello!

buhbye who are we waving bye to?
You http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/hmm.gif

Originally posted by johnnyforever
wave hello!

buhbye who are we waving bye to?


oh! btw, my dad said he was going to the bathroom, and i said, "Don't you mean the cludgie?" he looked at me funny and walked away!! everyone, ive got project for college due tomorrow so i need to do that firefirefireph

I watched POTC 2 and how come I didn't catch JohnnyFever. Was I not watching hard enough?

i'm not going anywhere.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
oh! btw, my dad said he was going to the bathroom, and i said, "Don't you mean the cludgie?" he looked at me funny and walked away!!

Originally posted by Scottie
everyone, ive got project for college due tomorrow so i need to do that firefirefireph aww you're leaving? it's too soon. cry

*cathchess johnnyforever*Hehe COught her now off to the market forsome Money http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/superman.gif

Originally posted by Scottie
yeah! and then we were, not really arguing, but disagreeing with somthing, and i said, "Ah shut it ya muppet!" ....he still didn't say anything!

Originally posted by johnnyforever
aww you're leaving? it's too soon. cry i might be on later tonight...anyway got to go and get startet wave seeya later

Originally posted by johnnyforever
yeah! and then we were, not really arguing, but disagreeing with somthing, and i said, "Ah shut it ya muppet!" ....he still didn't say anything!

See ya later Aligator

Originally posted by Red Two
*cathchess johnnyforever*Hehe COught her now off to the market forsome Money http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/superman.gif *sigh* it's so beautiful up here!

Originally posted by Scottie
i might be on later tonight...anyway got to go and get startet wave seeya later ok! buhbye

Originally posted by johnnyforever
*sigh* it's so beautiful up here!
Im Selling you

Originally posted by Red Two
Im Selling you firefirefireph NOOO! i'll give you anything!!

Originally posted by johnnyforever
firefirefireph


Nuts!

Acorns!

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/devilish.gif

Originally posted by Red Two
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/devilish.gif what are you going to do to me? cry

Originally posted by johnnyforever
Acorns!

Cashews?

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Cashews? Macadamias!

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/rockdevil.gif

each night before you go to bed, my Baby...whisper a little prayer for me, my Baby...while i'm far away from you my Baby...

Originally posted by Red Two
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/rockdevil.gif ooh ooh! i know!

You're going to take me to a concert!
uhh..
You're going to rock my world!
uhh..

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
each night before you go to bed, my Baby...whisper a little prayer for me, my Baby...while i'm far away from you my Baby... what song is that?

Originally posted by johnnyforever
what song is that?

my song...

Originally posted by johnnyforever
Macadamias!


Walnuts.

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
my song... doh oh.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
ooh ooh! i know!

You're going to take me to a concert!
uhh..
You're going to rock my world!
uhh..
Ya HEavy Metal COncert Wooohooo.

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/hmm.gif
Metallica or SLipknot?

Originally posted by Red Two
Ya HEavy Metal COncert Wooohooo.

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/hmm.gif
Metallica or SLipknot? i don't know either of them. but lets go to Slipknot! i think i like one of there songs.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
doh oh.

okay it was The Shirelles...but i do it way better weep

Slipknot it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SicGc5R_LrM

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
okay it was The Shirelles...but i do it way better weep I'm sure you do petpet maybe you should audition for their band.

Originally posted by Red Two
Slipknot it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SicGc5R_LrM firefirefireph AAAHHH! maybe we should go to metallica....

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m188/mywi/elhamstersm.jpg
Do you like my Hamster?

SLipknot wasnt that bad.
Ok Metallica http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZSjCQiaLiM

Originally posted by johnnyforever
firefirefireph


Nuts!