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I've donated 1 liter of blood in the past year


But as long as I'm boasting, why are you a better person than me? We'll make a game out of it

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i painted pumpkins for the childrens hospital...

Originally posted by Strangelove
why are you a better person than me?

I Just am...

I can't help it... it's just the way I am ermm

Because I went to Iraq and got shot.

i donated $10 to Katrina funding for the victimized families

Originally posted by Strangelove
I've donated 1 liter of blood in the past year


But as long as I'm boasting, why are you a better person than me? We'll make a game out of it I've given 20 bucks to a homeless person and two bums fought over it. It was a perk

Originally posted by Strangelove
I've donated 1 liter of blood in the past year


But as long as I'm boasting, why are you a better person than me? We'll make a game out of it I'm a better person for knowing you.

Hey Strangelove........yeah.......hey. blush2

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

What's with you people giving homeless people money? shrug

If they weren't homeless maybe they'd have money. It's not my fault.

"Hey you, with your hand poked out, palms wide open"

"Yeah you. Pull it back in before I chop it off. Then who will you steal from"

"Aint no money of mine going to no booze or any other drugs"

"you want to be homeless be homeless!!!! Do it without my help"

"You wreap what you so."

"Now buzz off!!!!"

Poor People.

They think they rule the world.

Stop letting them take advantage of you people.

I just won't do it.

I'll lure a gullible homeless person back into a dark alley and gut that fish before I give 'em my dough. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Nice

Originally posted by InnerRise
What's with you people giving homeless people money? shrug

If they weren't homeless maybe they'd have money. It's not my fault.

"Hey you, with your hand poked out, palms wide open"

"Yeah you. Pull it back in before I chop it off. Then who will you steal from"

"Aint no money of mine going to no booze or any other drugs"

"you want to be homeless be homeless!!!! Do it without my help"

"You wreap what you so."

"Now buzz off!!!!"

Poor People.

They think they rule the world.

Stop letting them take advantage of you people.

I just won't do it.

I'll lure a gullible homeless person back into a dark alley and gut that fish before I give 'em my dough. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

The more money you give the bums the sooner they Overdose and die. This bum had a skinny ass dog with him I felt bad for the dog not the bum.

I don't drink, smoke or do drugs, and that's why I'm a better person

I give blood, donate clothes, give money to charity, volunteer with senior citizens, tutor little kids, all while being modest about it baka

because i went to Kosovo on 2 tours and disarmed the UCKA..

I donated $500 to Y.E.S....... today

Originally posted by Spartan005
I donated $500 to Y.E.S....... today

what's that?

Because I'm Scottish scotland

Originally posted by Strangelove
I don't drink, smoke or do drugs, and that's why I'm a better person Then we have somethings in common. blush

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Strangelove
.....why are you a better person than me?

I'm black.

I reduce the population by running people over with my car.

Originally posted by ThePittman
I reduce the population by running people over with my car.
and a Pitt fan...that makes you like better than the rest of us...

I ran two miles for someone to pass gym.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
what's that?

Youth Environmental Services...

Originally posted by ThePittman
I reduce the population by running people over with my car.

.........Wait, so would that be you that ran over the bridge railings and fell into the river by any chancehmm?

Originally posted by Spartan005
Youth Environmental Services...

ah...ok

did the car have floaties

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
and a Pitt fan...that makes you like better than the rest of us... pitt

Originally posted by ThePittman
did the car have floaties

pitt

Well, you wouldn't have needed them, considering the river was only 2 feet deepermm

I punch nuns.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Well, you wouldn't have needed them, considering the river was only 2 feet deepermm I have a very flat car.

Originally posted by ThePittman
I have a very flat car.


Oh............Ahh...........Wait, I don't get it

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Oh............Ahh...........Wait, I don't get it

I believe they were speaking of driving in water!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I believe they were speaking of driving in water!


Wait, so Pittman is theyshock?

I think I'm a better person than you...therefore I am.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Wait, so Pittman is theyshock? My, myself and I evillaugh

Originally posted by ThePittman
My, myself and I evillaugh


Wait, shouldn't it be Me Myself and Irene?

Ok guys did I miss someone
*yes*
*yes*
*no*

??????

I'm better than all of yall on here b/c Halle Berry and Utada Hikaru and Kevin Pereira Love Me With All of Their Hearts. doped

If you get to know me, you'll love me to. blush2

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by ThePittman
Ok guys did I miss someone
*yes*
*yes*
*no*

??????

So wait, you haven't seen that Jim Carrey movie?

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
So wait, you haven't seen that Jim Carrey movie? yesyesno2

Originally posted by ThePittman
yesyesno2


I see........so wait, which one of you is the sig-maker and which one is the funny one?

I voted, and that's why I'm a better person than you

I give my friends a piece of my cake when its my birthday

I'm not better then Strangelove crybaby

Originally posted by Strangelove
I've donated 1 liter of blood in the past year


But as long as I'm boasting, why are you a better person than me? We'll make a game out of it
Why am I better then you?
Cause I gave you BBQ sauce and invited you to come with me to grab some bacon deluxe stuff schmoll

Originally posted by Wolflet
Why am I better then you?
Cause I gave you BBQ sauce and invited you to come with me to grab some bacon deluxe stuff schmoll BBQ

im beter couz i dont fart i peoples faces

Originally posted by ThePittman
BBQ
Come to Rexs bar and grill and enjoy

Originally posted by Wolflet
Why am I better then you?
Cause I gave you BBQ sauce and invited you to come with me to grab some bacon deluxe stuff schmoll Agreed

I'm better because I can make a awesomely good chocolate milkshake!

Originally posted by Strangelove
Agreed
hug bag

I'm better because sarcasm

im beter couz im just beter

Originally posted by Strangelove
I can see how that would make you tastier than me....hmm

Yes I win. but people at work are alway biteing me when I'm not looking cus I smell like a walking thanksgiving dinner.

I'm better than you b/c I don't think that making a chocolate milkshake tops anything.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

LOL Same time same reaction

Originally posted by InnerRise
I'm better than you b/c I don't thinking making a chocolate milkshake tops anything.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

i don't doubt that..i didn't think i was better than anybody....

and...sarcasm being the operative word

Originally posted by Milkie
LOL Same time same reaction
Thats cause we are cool

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
i don't doubt that..i didn't think i was better than anybody....

and...sarcasm being the operative word Ummm.......deary....SARCASM can't be the OPERATIVE word b/c you didn't state that word anywhere else in your post. Originally posted by Wolflet
Thats cause we are cool Yall aren't cool. Yall just need to hump and get it the freak over with. Want a cookie, too bad.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Weird...you seem to be on my ignore list InnerRise, what did you say?

Fine...thought, you know what i meant anyway

stop being awkward Mr Comprehensible

the only thing stopping me from pure irritance is the fact you like
Utada Hikaru

Originally posted by Wolflet
Weird...you seem to be on my ignore list InnerRise, what did you say? Burn fire2

Originally posted by Wolflet
Weird...you seem to be on my ignore list InnerRise, what did you say? Weird, if I'm on your ignore list, why ask what I said????

It seems you don't want to know so why ask?

And I'm aware you won't be able to read this message either, but I just wanted to publicize your ignorance.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Seriously I don't know why you would be on my ignore list...

Seriously, I don't know why you would speak with someone on your ignore list and why you wouldn't include a COMMA after SERIOUSLY...

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Wolflet
Seriously I don't know why you would be on my ignore list...

'prolly irritated you at some period of time

and your mind tried to blank out the episode, like i am now

Originally posted by InnerRise
Seriously, I don't know why you would speak with someone on your ignore list and why you wouldn't include a COMMA after SERIOUSLY...

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Now I know why you are on my ignore list

Originally posted by Wolflet
Now I know why you are on my ignore list

LOL !!!

Burn X3

Originally posted by Wolflet
Now I know why you are on my ignore list Well I'd love for you to start using your ignore list and grammar skills in 5....4....3....2....1....

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Wolflet
Now I know why you are on my ignore list I just put him on my ignore list. And that's why I'm a better person than you

I have no one on my ignore list pitt_woot

Originally posted by ThePittman
I have no one on my ignore list pitt_woot damn....you are better than me

Truth is, InnerRise is the first person in a long time to receive this dubious honor

Originally posted by ThePittman
I have no one on my ignore list pitt_woot

Originally posted by ThePittman
I have no one on my ignore list pitt_woot And that's why you're better than them.

I believe if someone gets to you to the point that you have to use the ignore list to control yourself or "protect" yourself or whatever reasoning you use, then you don't belong on a message board.

tongue

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
And that's why you're better than them.

I believe if someone gets to you to the point that you have to use the ignore list to control yourself or "protect" yourself or whatever reasoning you use, then you don't belong on a message board.

tongue

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Thats true, its not directly harmful, you can like....
switch off, why do you need an button to ignore people lol X3

i don't really care about perceptions of other people on the net, it doesn't always read the same

Originally posted by InnerRise
Well I'd love for you to start using your ignore list and grammar skills in 5....4....3....2....1....

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
im sorry that ive got bad grammer
shod i du baad spelink 2?

Originally posted by Wolflet
im sorry that ive got bad grammer
shod i du baad spelink 2? I'm sure you meant to misspell those words on the second line, but something tells me that you just knew you were spelling grammAr right. But you didn't.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
I'm sure you meant to misspell those words on the second line, but something tells me that you just knew you were spelling grammAr right. But you didn't.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
The "grammer" was why I added the bad spelling part

Yeah, I figured you did, but you gave me nothing to go off of. You're just too good. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I've given 20 bucks to a homeless person and two bums fought over it. It was a perk

lmfao

I'm doing laundry today, and that's why I'm a better person than you

I'm better because my nick name is after the best comic book character pitt_woot

I'm better than you because I'm Scottish

I'm better than you because my political party won Congress w00t

I'm better than you because I like Dr. Pepper

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm better than you because I like Dr. Pepper I like Dr. Pepper too so your not

Originally posted by ThePittman
I like Dr. Pepper too so your not We're just as better as everyone else oh

Originally posted by Strangelove
We're just as better as everyone else oh The wording of this sentence hurts my eyes.

And that's why I'm better than you.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I Just am...

I can't help it... it's just the way I am ermm

I'm the best woot

Originally posted by InnerRise
The wording of this sentence hurts my eyes.

And that's why I'm better than you.

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... My ego doesn't clock in at a solid Napolean.

And that's why I'm better than you

I have an ego? cry

No I don't.

You don't know me very well. crybaby

And that's why I'm better than you. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
I have an ego? cry

No I don't.

You don't know me very well. crybaby

And that's why I'm better than you. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... Being better than someone because the someone doesn't know you is a poor basis to qualify whether you're better than someone

by my superior logic, I am better than you

I just got 4 .5 litre sodas for $2.

And that's why I'm better than you

i smoke pot, challenge that!!!

I am Straight Edge so i am better then all of you

I am better than you, which is why Im better than you.

Originally posted by Wolflet
I'm the best woot

Good one!crylaugh

Originally posted by trademark
I am Straight Edge so i am better then all of you
This isnt the "sarcasm" forum

Originally posted by Strangelove
I've donated 1 liter of blood in the past year


But as long as I'm boasting, why are you a better person than me? We'll make a game out of it

I can play the Top Gun anthem on the guitar with it behind my head which means I far better than you!

I'm the best grandson on earth, and that's why I'm better than you 313

I gave birth to 4 daughters each weighing more then 8 pounds.... and 3 of those 4 was natural.... no drugs.... cry .... so Im better then you.

well damn

I hold doors open for old people

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I gave birth to 4 daughters each weighing more then 8 pounds.... and 3 of those 4 was natural.... no drugs.... cry .... so Im better then you. I was 11 lbs 5 oz 313

I gave a homeless person a fiver once, I'm just too nice.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I was 11 lbs 5 oz 313

Fatty

I've nearly been in a bunch of single car car accidents simply for swerving hard to miss animals who jump in front of my car...I cherish dogs more than my own life, that's why I'm a better person than you.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Fatty I was 2 weeks late

Because I have better grades?

I dont give a crap about any of your problems or your reasons for being better than me, thats why Im better than you 131wank

Originally posted by Impediment
Because I went to Iraq and got shot.

Lol, dude, that's why you're f*cking awesome, man.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I gave birth to 4 daughters each weighing more then 8 pounds....


Yeah but not all at the same time...




You saying one of your girls isnt natural?




Went for my brown belt in jujitsu and was awarded a black belt so I'm better than you! donatello

I stay up until 6 in the morning, and that's why I'm a better person than you

I inject HIV to newborn babies, thats why Im better than you

I make better Warhammer sigs

Originally posted by Strangelove
I've donated 1 liter of blood in the past year


But as long as I'm boasting, why are you a better person than me? We'll make a game out of it






im better than you because well i get more p*ssy then you.

I'm better than you because I'm not delusional

Originally posted by PiruBlood
im better than you because well i get more p*ssy then you. I'm a better person than you because I'm not an a$shole

I got free tickets to Transformers preview screening, thats why Im better than you

I once stopped beating up a kid because an ounce of pity overcame me