Give The Person Above You A Present

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Ultraman Baltan
So, let's get started!

Spartan005
*gives him a bomb*

Ultraman Baltan
*Gives him a loser sign*

Spartan005
*gives him a "Your ****ing retarded book is never going to be published" sign*

InnerRise
I aint giving you sh!t.

mhm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Ultraman Baltan
*gives him a picture of me and his mom having sex with words saying "I have a new project going on, you whore" on it*

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
*gives him a picture of me and his mom having sex with words saying "I have a new project going on, you whore" on it*

This is for SpartanLoser.

Ultraman Baltan
*gives InnerRise a Spiderman action figure*

Spartan005
*Gives Baltan a sign that says "learn how to edit... *****"*\

My mom is 65 by the way... but I guess you just like older women...

InnerRise
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
*gives him a picture of him and my mom having sex with words saying "I have a new project going on, you whore" on it*

I don't want your "everybody gets a turn" mother. Skanky whore can stick to incest.

Enjoy your mother Ultraman. doped

EDIT: Nevermind......awkward.....confused

Sawry. blush2


anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Ultraman Baltan
*gives Spartan005 a "How to get sand out of your vagina" training video*

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by InnerRise
I don't want your "everybody gets a turn" mother. Skanky whore can stick to incest.

Enjoy your mother Ultraman. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

It was for Spartan. You got an action figure.

Spartan005
Gives Baltan a "Stop talking to yourself video"

Ultraman Baltan
*gives Spartan a picture that says "What the hell are you talking about? Get a life and stop bashing people for doing something with their life!"*

Spartan005
Gives Baltan a sign that says "Too bad you don't have a life... stop making pathetic stories and ignoring other people's opinions that might actually help you become a better writer"

Milkie
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/674/08ku9.jpg

Ultraman Baltan
*gives Milkie a banana*

Spartan005
KFC FTFW!

InnerRise
Originally posted by Milkie
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/674/08ku9.jpg Psh!! They're not even looking at the Bucket of PhotoShopped Chicken. mhm

Try again. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Spartan005
Yeah really, the black women is looking.... well umm.... yeah

Ultraman Baltan
*gives Spartan the advice to not make flames just because someone finally told him he is a total dick that just wants to ruin everything*

KILLA420
*gives spartan a pre realeased version of halo 3*

Spartan005
Completely ignores everything Baltan is saying and gives Killa $1000 for being awesome

Ultraman Baltan
*gives Spartan a Chucky doll*

Spartan005
That movie blows

Ultraman Baltan
*reminds Spartan that a Chuckie doll isn't a movie* roll eyes (sarcastic)

Spartan005
Reminds Baltan that I obviously know that Chucky was the doll from Childs Play... the movie.... What the f**k?

Spartan005
Edit

KILLA420
*takes the cash and uses it to buy dru...candy*

Ultraman Baltan
*gives him a Captain America T-Shirt*

InnerRise
*Gives my heart*

*Literally takes it out of my body and gives it away*

*It's so fragile*

*I'm tired of it shattering......All............Of...........The...........Time...*

"Where is that knife............"

cry

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

=Tired Hiker=
*gives him a stainless steal heart with a five year waranty*

InnerRise
(A heart made of steel)

How appropriate

*inserts heart*

*Now I feel nothing, as cold as the steel within my chest*

*Much better than those stupid emotions*

F*ck Humanity. no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by InnerRise
(A heart made of steel)

How appropriate

*inserts heart*

*Now I feel nothing, as cold as the steel within my chest*

*Much better than those stupid emotions*

F*ck Humanity. no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Well, what about my f**king present??? mad

InnerRise
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Well, what about my f**king present??? mad I have a heart of steel.

I don't give a flying f*ck about you............anymore.........sor.........or anybody else.........plea............so just deal with it. glare

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

KILLA420
*gives innerise a .22 to end the pain of life...for good*

InnerRise
*Shoots self*

*Heart of steel won't let it penetrate skin and it bounces off with such a force that it rips through KILLA420's nut sack*

"This just isn't fair"

*Throws gun on ground*

*walks away*

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

KILLA420
*gives 12-guage shot gun, with instructions to put gun in mouth BEFORE shooting*

InnerRise
*Shoots self in mouth*

*Steel of Heart as some sort of magnetic pulse and won't let me get the gun anywhere near my mouth. When I open my mouth, it just comes out strong*

*attempts to shoot anyway*

*The waves shoot the bullet back away from me and it rips through KILLA420's Left Nipple*

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

KILLA420
*gives innerrise a real heart

InnerRise
"I've had one of those already"

"It was horrible"

mhm

I won't go back.

"How can one live with the horrid thing when it's so easy to break."

"Having a heart at a time when you want something/someone so bad, knowing that you'll never have it/them is so devestating"

sadwalk

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

KILLA420
sounds like u need to get laid, no offense

InnerRise
Originally posted by KILLA420
sounds like u need to get laid, no offense

There's no point in me EVER involving myself in that. It won't compare at all to what would truly make me happy.

I have no problems with remaining a Virgin for the rest of my life. No matter how short that may be.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

KILLA420
dude, u dont know what ur mising, i lost my vriginity in 7th grade

Ultraman Baltan
*gives KILLA420 some condoms*

KILLA420
thanx *gives ultraman a 9mm handgun, guess i wont have to shoot innerrise anymore, you can have it now*

Ultraman Baltan
*shoots InnerRise*
Thanks!
*gives him a tank*

KILLA420
nah dude i dont need that i got 2 of em already, but if you have "la mota".... shifty

InnerRise
*bullet is once again repelled by my steel heart and goes right back toward Ultraman and through his @$$ cheeks*

"You all can not do anything worse to me than what I am already feeling"

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

KILLA420
have u ever seen the fluganhammer from eurotrip? that can do more harm

Ultraman Baltan
*shoots InnerRise in the face*
I doubt that your steel heart is up where your eyeballs are.
*gives him bandaid*

KILLA420
the vandersexx scene, for all the n00bs who havent seen it

InnerRise
I haven't seen it.

The Bullet stills does nothing.

Please stop reminding me that I have to live day after day in the condition that I am in.

sigh

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

KILLA420
o well basically the guy gets 4 dildos (powered by a contraption similar to a weed whacker) up his A$$

MR.Grum
(gives killa a box of choclets some breath mints and a box with something ticking inside)haha guess wuts in the box!

KILLA420
*gives mr. grum his box back*

AC/DC'S_LVR
i give you a puppy

BobbyD
Weekend getaway package in Cancun to hang and party with AC/DC.

SelphieT
*gives a skull with some flesh and muscle still on it*

I got full, I couldn't eat it all, so I thought you'd like it smile

Sanctuary
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/fox.gif

Here is a huge bar of chocolate for you. icon5

SelphieT
*gives a candle*

I love candles, so I hope you like them too smile

LethalFemme
Duplicate thread I made this last year.miffed

BobbyD
Originally posted by SelphieT
*gives a skull with some flesh and muscle still on it*

I got full, I couldn't eat it all, so I thought you'd like it smile

Umm....uh...I really like your generosity. ...tis most gracious, thank you. I don't want to insult you by returning your most wonderful gift, but is there something else you might have for me? sad

SelphieT
Originally posted by BobbyD
Umm....uh...I really like your generosity. ...tis most gracious, thank you. I don't want to insult you by returning your most wonderful gift, but is there something else you might have for me? sad

oh yeah sure, I'm starting to get hungry again, so it'll be just fine yes

*gives you a tempurpedic bed*

BobbyD
....gives a "warm" hug. shifty

ChiquitaZ
*gives a used pensil that is now sharpened to the point where you can barely hold it*

"I hope you like it...it's brand new! No really!"

SelphieT
*gives a mantis*

Ultraman Baltan
*gives her a jet*

SelphieT
*gives a tank*

Ultraman Baltan
*gives her Godzilla*

SelphieT
*gives King Kong*

KILLA420
*gives her secks*

Strangelove
you're a moron, you get nothing

Marth18
*i shall laugh at all your jokes and answers* (even if they suck)

KILLA420
gives marth 20 dollars

Marth18
thats it?

Great the Vraya
gives Marth another twenty dollars to see when he's had enough.

Strangelove
*give a pet wolf*

KILLA420
gives Great 100 dollars for helping out marth

Great the Vraya
puts spare 60 dollars in his wallet which he then gives to one of the soldiers in killa's sig "saying god bless america," but then watching as the lethal acid on the skin of the wallet burns the smilie in to a throbbing mass of flesh, then I take my wallet back wearing gloves.






a gift from me to you eek

KILLA420
cry

Ultraman Baltan
*gives him Gamera*

KILLA420
whats that?

Ultraman Baltan
A giant turtle beast.

*gives him a monkey*

JaehSkywalker
snake!

Ultraman Baltan
Bear!

JaehSkywalker
shark!

Ultraman Baltan
King Kong!

Kongu Dude
Ultraman DVD Box!

KILLA420
*gives a green house*

Kongu Dude
*Gives a penny*

KILLA420
b!tch this isnt Green Card United, you can give more than that

Kongu Dude
*Gives two pennys*

KILLA420
*gives a .22* this will help you do something with your life

Kongu Dude
*Gives 563479563963 dollars* ninja

KILLA420
dance yeah, thats what im talkin about! *gives every bionicle in the world*

JaehSkywalker
a dollar.

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Ultraman DVD Box!

Box or Box Set?

Kongu Dude
Box Set. nerd_happy

KILLA420
*gives jaeh a tied up, and gagged johnny depp*, yeah he was just layin around thought u might be able to use him

Kongu Dude
*Gives $7686740647067340340340404740* ninja

KILLA420
to me?

Kongu Dude
Yes. nerd_angel

KILLA420
thanx bro, *gives 4g of "la mota"*

Kongu Dude
la mota? blink

KILLA420
weed bro, its spanish

SelphieT
*gives you a bag of catnip*

KILLA420
catnip? *gives her 80 proof smirnoff*

Ultraman Baltan
*gives him $123.50*

KILLA420
*gives baltan the powers to be the real ultraman*
idk what powers he has cuz i'vev never sen ultraman no expression

Kongu Dude
laughing out loud

Jack of Blades
Originally posted by KILLA420
*gives baltan the powers to be the real ultraman*
idk what powers he has cuz i'vev never sen ultraman no expression
I saw Ultraman when i was 8 or 9 year old

Kongu Dude
I saw when I was.. Never. no expression

KILLA420
*gives a pat on the back* "it'll be alright"

Jack of Blades
*gives a cent*im not made of money you know

KILLA420
*gives 1000 dollars* but i am

Jack of Blades
Originally posted by KILLA420
*gives 1000 dollars* but i am
cool buy me an X-Wing

KILLA420
*gives x-wing* dude, its called EBAY

Jack of Blades
cool il go fly and do some rampage with my laser cannons

KILLA420
the last free words before the start of WWIII

Jack of Blades
Red Two(me)-Squad Join Formation.Gold Squadron Preapere fo Bombarment

KILLA420
Gold 1 ready, destination secure

KILLA420
yes, i have an x-wing too

Jack of Blades
Red Two-Our Target is The White House.Blue Squadron and Red Squadron Will take care of enemy fighters.Gold Squadron Start Bombing
Lock-S foils in atack position

KILLA420
targets locked, s-foils secure, permission to commence barrage?

Jack of Blades
Permision Granted

KILLA420
sweep one complete, we read no living organisms remianing

Jack of Blades
Return Back to Defiance(Our Home Base SHip)for reload and debrieging

KILLA420
thank you sir

Jack of Blades
Red Two-Our Spy have reported that that our Admiral Has been Caphured by the Empire.Our Mission is To Safly Return him Home.Red and Blue Squadron Will Be Defending THe Gold Squadron While The Will be trying to destroy the enemy defense ships.When that is done We Will Dock WIth the enemy SHip(Agreesor) and save him.Good Luck men.Report to Hangar

KILLA420
reporting to hangar, alright, let's go

Jack of Blades
Gold Squadron-YOur Will be Given our New B-Wings.Heavy Bombers.Use their power Wisely.
Preapere To Jump To Hyperspace

KILLA420
hyperspace activated

Jack of Blades
Weve Arived at the Mission area.O wait Sensors show that the enemy is sending thre fighters at us.Somebody told them about our arival.Everybody you know you mission.Lock-Foils in atack postion

KILLA420
where did all these fighters come from?

Jack of Blades
as ive sad before somebody warned the empire but that is the least we shoud worry about now.
Ok dude i got go but it was realy fun.bye

KILLA420
later, hey we should make a whole thread on taking over the world, u gonna be back tomoorw?

Ultraman Baltan
*gives him a box of chocolates*

JacopeX
:dosent know what to give him so he gives him his left shoe::

Ultraman Baltan
*gives him back his left shoe*

KILLA420
gives him an PS3, "dont let anyone affiliated with Sony see that!"

Raven Guardia
*gives you a cute little bunny* bunny happy

SelphieT
*gives a pokemon*

Kongu Dude
*Gives an empty box*

Jack of Blades
*gives a dead pokemon* evil face

Kongu Dude
*Gives a card where it says: I hate Pokemon* no expression

Jack of Blades
*gives Two Dead Pokemon* evil face evil face

KILLA420
gives 3 dead pokoman

BobbyD
A big remote controlled Godzilla.

Ultraman Baltan
An iguana.

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