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Ton's of kids today are into that series "Ask a Ninja." The ninja is white! So, I bring to you answers from a true Scandinavian-blooded Viking! Ask away.

Hi

what is the meaning of life?

Why is Indian Girl still on this site?

Hahah

No really why? Did they delete your other account and let you keep this one or something?

I don't know hold on let me check.

nope

SOCK!!!!!!!!!

*reports you*

so

So... wanna like F.UCK OFF?!?!? 1234

Originally posted by KILLA420
what is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to die. That is...
ODIN THE ALLFATHER COMMANDS THEE TO SPILL THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES WITH THE GREATEST OF HASTE, WITH THE SHARPEST OF AXES, WITH THE ABSENCE OF MERCY! GO FORTH, BROTHER, AND FINISH THY QUEST!

What's it like to be Satan?

Originally posted by Cheetah girl
so

we kill socks here.... furious

Originally posted by Leo.M
So... wanna like F.UCK OFF?!?!? 1234

hysterical

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
What's it like to be Satan? Who's stan?

The answers aren't really forthcoming from this viking. I'll ask Kongu instead.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Who's stan?

Stan ====> dev

Originally posted by Bardiel13
The meaning of life is to die. That is...
ODIN THE ALLFATHER COMMANDS THEE TO SPILL THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES WITH THE GREATEST OF HASTE, WITH THE SHARPEST OF AXES, WITH THE ABSENCE OF MERCY! GO FORTH, BROTHER, AND FINISH THY QUEST!

*Runs to nearest white hen with an axe*giljotiini, *the head of thine body shalt fall*

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
What's it like to be Satan?

Vikings do not belive in Satan. Next!

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Who's stan?

MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, WHO I HAD TO SHARE THE UTMOST OF CRAPPY HOTEL ROOMS WITH AT THE VIKING FAMILY REUNION. TO CELEBRATE, WE PILLAGED SEATTLE, KILLING THE MEN, RAPING THE WOMEN, AND MAKING SLAVES OF THE CHILDREN!! I also got to see my Gumpa. ^_^

Originally posted by Bardiel13
Vikings do not belive in Satan. Next!

I didn't ask what Vikings believe or disbelieve in, I simply asked what it's like to be Satan. But if you can't answer, then fine . . . . I call SHENANIGANS!!!!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I didn't ask what Vikings believe or disbelieve in, I simply asked what it's like to be Satan. But if you can't answer, then fine . . . . I call SHENANIGANS!!!!

I call UPON THE POWER OF ODIN THE ALLFATHER TO GUIDE THE BLADE OF MY AXE TO YOUR NECK WITH THE UTMOST OF SWIFTNESS!!

This Viking must make sweet, brutal love to his norse whore before turning in. Resting up for the big raid, tomorrow (Portugal!). It'll be over at around 5:00 pm, so feel free to ask more questions, then.

killa's spida sense tingles, he knows TH is about to die. looks at bardiel and his axe held fast. killa shoots that mofo 9 times

Originally posted by Bardiel13
I call UPON THE POWER OF ODIN THE ALLFATHER TO GUIDE THE BLADE OF MY AXE TO YOUR NECK WITH THE UTMOST OF SWIFTNESS!!

I'm still here.

Originally posted by The Pict
The answers aren't really forthcoming from this viking. I'll ask Kongu instead. you know who you should ask? The original questions answerer!

Please stop ripping off Strangelove's ideas. doped

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You guys do realize that I made this thread like three years ago. You did? Well there's a two year waiting period for an idea to be original again

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You guys do realize that I made this thread like three years ago.

Can it be both of your ideas then?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I think about twenty people have made this thread. but mine is the bestest because I'm the smartest and most witty