The Hard Rock in Vegas hooks it up, yo!

Started by =Tired Hiker=2 pages

The Hard Rock in Vegas hooks it up, yo!

Soz Iz at the Hard Rock in Vegas tonight, started a tab, mainly ordered Miller Light bottles, four bucks a pop for me and some friends, ended up only cosing 36 bucks when it should have been a cool sixty something rather! My buddy Ian had the same experience tonight as well.

The Hard Rock, yo! 👆

Also, my buddy Jeff won 215 bucks at the black jack table.

And then, this guy came up to me because I was hanging with my friend Liz, and he told me that Liz was a fake, just because she flirted with him and then found out he was a yolk, totally dissing his ass. Then she was all rubbing her ass against me to make him jealous. And then he was like . . . "Dude, she's just going to tool you, bro," not realizing that she'z my co-worker and good friend. So I said to him . . . "Dude, she's my sister." That really had him stumped. Later, when Liz and I were freakin', he came up to me and was like, "Dude, she'z really your sister???" I was like . . . "Step." 😆

True story. 😐

I have never been so bored enthralled by a story as I just have been in my entire life 😐

Step?

Originally posted by Council#13
I have never been so bored enthralled by a story as I just have been in my entire life 😐

F*ck you! Nice one! 😄

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
F*ck you! Nice one! 😄

Go ahead dodgy Go right ahead Thanks! 😄

Originally posted by Slay
Step?

As in 'step sister' as if it made a difference at that point. 😄

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
As in 'step sister' as if it made a difference at that point. 😄

I see. leftright

Tired Hiker FTW! w00t

Originally posted by Council#13
Go ahead dodgy Go right ahead Thanks! 😄

Lick my balls Lick my balls. 😄

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
As in 'step sister' as if it made a difference at that point. 😄

Ooh, step sister. Well, that changes everything, don't it? 🙂

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Lick my balls Lick my balls. 😄

Sugar coat them first Uh-huh.... ermm

Originally posted by Council#13
Ooh, step sister. Well, that changes everything, don't it? 🙂

*place retard smiley here*

Originally posted by Council#13
Ooh, step sister. Well, that changes everything, don't it? 🙂

Now I get it. Haha. Funny. leftright

Originally posted by Slay
Now I get it. Haha. Funny. leftright
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
*place retard smiley here*

dodgy

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=

Go suck off Jarvis Cocker. ermm

Originally posted by Slay
Go suck off Jarvis Cocker. ermm

Just did. 😮‍💨

How very incredibly awkward! 😐

Well yeah, it was all limp at first . . . but then I worked my magic. 🙂

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Well yeah, it was all limp at first . . . but then I worked my magic. 🙂

With sisters?

Originally posted by Slay
With sisters?