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My Personal Prayer...Please join me in praising:







Oh Lord Jesus,

It's been So LONG

It's been SO HARD

There are nights where I am cold....you give me Warmth

There are nights I am alone....you give me The time of Day

There are moments I feel Incomplete....You Fill my Void....you plug my hole.....With your Holy Spirit.

Your Love is gentle...warm...tender....

When I call you, you COME...You Wrap me in your Loving Arms. You Insert your Presence....Slide your way inside me.

You leave me Gifts which are Internal.

When you are inside me, I am filled with Joy and Bliss.

You take me to Heaven every night. For your presence is paradise...

When I drinketh your Wine, and Eateth your Bread I am filled with your Special Blessing.

Please...shed your light all over my face. ......I take you in my mouth.....at Church during the Eucharist.

Every Night, before Bed, I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES in Prayer.

I BEND OVER in sweet pain...both painful yet pleasurable at the same time, when I think of your Sacrafice.

When I think I am alone, I just remember that you are RIGHT BEHIND ME before I dream.


Oh Lord, I Surrender and Submit myself to your Word. I am but your SHEEP.

I will be on my knees any time you ask

I LAY myself for you.

I OPEN MYSELF TO YOU

I leave myself VULNERABLE and EXPOSED when you are near.

My HEART RACES, My BLOOD PUMPS in your presence.

My RELEASE IS PLENTY in your Love.

Please LORD ! PENETRATE YOUR LOVE INTO MY VOID ~ !


I will ALWAYS be FAITHFUL.


AMEN







Please....fellow Lovers of Christ...join me in Praise of his Beauty and Majesty.
Keep your prayers alive, and welcome Jesus Christ into your bed and hearts every night !

God Bless !

Originally posted by Lord Urizen

You Fill my Void....you plug my hole.....With your Holy Spirit.

LU, you know I don't like to criticise people... but that's just sick.

Originally posted by Sam Z
LU, you know I don't like to criticise people... but that's just sick.


How is it sick ?

I am proclaiming my LOVE FOR CHRIST!

YOU INFIDEL ! GO BACK AND WORSHIP YOUR FALSE GOD ALLAH while I enjoy my Heaven with the Lord droolio

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
droolio


My Personal Prayer...Please join me in praising:







Oh Lord Jesus,

It's been So LONG

It's been SO HARD

There are nights where I am cold....you give me Warmth

There are nights I am alone....you give me The time of Day

There are moments I feel Incomplete....You Fill my Void....you plug my hole.....With your Holy Spirit.

Your Love is gentle...warm...tender....

When I call you, you COME...You Wrap me in your Loving Arms. You Insert your Presence....Slide your way inside me.

You leave me Gifts which are Internal.

When you are inside me, I am filled with Joy and Bliss.

You take me to Heaven every night. For your presence is paradise...

When I drinketh your Wine, and Eateth your Bread I am filled with your Special Blessing.

Please...shed your light all over my face. ......I take you in my mouth.....at Church during the Eucharist.

Every Night, before Bed, I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES in Prayer.

I BEND OVER in sweet pain...both painful yet pleasurable at the same time, when I think of your Sacrafice.

When I think I am alone, I just remember that you are RIGHT BEHIND ME before I dream.


Oh Lord, I Surrender and Submit myself to your Word. I am but your SHEEP.

I will be on my knees any time you ask

I LAY myself for you.

I OPEN MYSELF TO YOU

I leave myself VULNERABLE and EXPOSED when you are near.

My HEART RACES, My BLOOD PUMPS in your presence.

My RELEASE IS PLENTY in your Love.

Please LORD ! PENETRATE YOUR LOVE INTO MY VOID ~ !


I will ALWAYS be FAITHFUL.


AMEN







Please....fellow Lovers of Christ...join me in Praise of his Beauty and Majesty.
Keep your prayers alive, and welcome Jesus Christ into your bed and hearts every night !

God Bless !

This is a bit spiteish.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
How is it sick ?

I am proclaiming my LOVE FOR CHRIST!

YOU INFIDEL ! GO BACK AND WORSHIP YOUR FALSE GOD ALLAH while I enjoy my Heaven with the Lord droolio

Um... ok, be my guest.
"FALSE" Don't get me started.

Originally posted by Sam Z
Um... ok, be my guest.
"FALSE" Don't get me started.

Yes. Your God is false. Allah derives from the Arabic Moon God. He is just an illusion created by another illusion called Satan !

LIES ! ALLLL LIES !

Jesus Christ is HARD TRUTH !

LEARN TO OPEN YOUR HEART, EYES, and OTHER ORGANS TO THE LORD !

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Yes. Your God is false. Allah derives from the Arabic Moon God. He is just an illusion created by another illusion called Satan !

LIES ! ALLLL LIES !

Jesus Christ is HARD TRUTH !

LEARN TO OPEN YOUR HEART, EYES, and OTHER ORGANS TO THE LORD !



JIA got your password?

Originally posted by Sam Z


JIA got your password?



Nah....I recently converted. Jesus Christ came to me one night while I was in bed, and that changed everything.

Jesus showed me the way droolio

He wanted me to open my Heart...my Eyes...and my Anus to him.

He said he needed to insert his Love.

NOW I AM A TRUE BELIEVER !

Hey, I am the only true God.
Damoists unite!
You should be praying to me and not wasting your words on a fake God. Here is proof that I exist. I'm typing this message.

Lord Urizen, You're an retard

Silly thread.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
droolio


My Personal Prayer...Please join me in praising:







Oh Lord Jesus,

It's been So LONG

It's been SO HARD

There are nights where I am cold....you give me Warmth

There are nights I am alone....you give me The time of Day

There are moments I feel Incomplete....You Fill my Void....you plug my hole.....With your Holy Spirit.

Your Love is gentle...warm...tender....

When I call you, you COME...You Wrap me in your Loving Arms. You Insert your Presence....Slide your way inside me.

You leave me Gifts which are Internal.

When you are inside me, I am filled with Joy and Bliss.

You take me to Heaven every night. For your presence is paradise...

When I drinketh your Wine, and Eateth your Bread I am filled with your Special Blessing.

Please...shed your light all over my face. ......I take you in my mouth.....at Church during the Eucharist.

Every Night, before Bed, I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES in Prayer.

I BEND OVER in sweet pain...both painful yet pleasurable at the same time, when I think of your Sacrafice.

When I think I am alone, I just remember that you are RIGHT BEHIND ME before I dream.


Oh Lord, I Surrender and Submit myself to your Word. I am but your SHEEP.

I will be on my knees any time you ask

I LAY myself for you.

I OPEN MYSELF TO YOU

I leave myself VULNERABLE and EXPOSED when you are near.

My HEART RACES, My BLOOD PUMPS in your presence.

My RELEASE IS PLENTY in your Love.

Please LORD ! PENETRATE YOUR LOVE INTO MY VOID ~ !


I will ALWAYS be FAITHFUL.


AMEN







Please....fellow Lovers of Christ...join me in Praise of his Beauty and Majesty.
Keep your prayers alive, and welcome Jesus Christ into your bed and hearts every night !

God Bless ! Thats so funny.


I lied. This is a waste of a thread. I'm going back to watching Blues Clues.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Thats so funny.


I lied. This is a waste of a thread. I'm going back to watching Blues Clues. Blues Clues is ace

Originally posted by Lord Urizen


Nah....I recently converted. Jesus Christ came to me one night while I was in bed, and that changed everything.

Jesus showed me the way droolio

He wanted me to open my Heart...my Eyes...and my Anus to him.

He said he needed to insert his Love.

NOW I AM A TRUE BELIEVER !

What? I though God hates homosexuals... God really needs to make up his/her/it's mind.

http://full.pixelsndots.com/a98494f48a11cf76c29d5a1339.jpg

Originally posted by Hewkii_Dude
Lord Urizen, You're an retard

Irony strikes again.

Shouldn't this be in the Religion Forum? hmm

someone has a problem with organised religion ermm

Originally posted by bogen
someone has a problem with organised religion ermm
Have you found your mirror? ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Thats so funny.


I lied. This is a waste of a thread. I'm going back to watching Blues Clues.

Nice

Price.

Dude, stop posting this idiotic and offensive shit every other day. It does not help your cause. Cause even if God doesn't hate ****, he surely hates you.

dodgy

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Have you found your mirror? ermm
yes, and i found that im a devout catholic to my suprise

Originally posted by bogen
yes, and i found that im a devout catholic to my suprise
Interesting. hmm

aye

Originally posted by bogen
aye
aye.

Why is no one praying ?

Please stop wasting your time in nonsense arguments, submit yourself to the Lord, and GIVE PRAISE

AMEN

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Why is no one praying ?

Please stop wasting your time in nonsense arguments, submit yourself to the Lord, and GIVE PRAISE

AMEN
No.

YOure really trying to find a way for us not to be able to say anything.......when youre really making this easier.

You see, everyone is right and youre being an ass. Quit the gimmick, youre just trying to mock the religion in a homoseual way which makes you very low and dolt. Youre no funny and certainly not ammusing.

YOU LOSE! Good Day Sir!

Originally posted by JacopeX
YOure really trying to find a way for us not to be able to say anything.......when youre really making this easier.

You see, everyone is right and youre being an ass. Quit the gimmick, youre just trying to mock the religion in a homoseual way which makes you very low and dolt. Youre no funny and certainly not ammusing.

YOU LOSE! Good Day Sir!


Go get Laid





Originally posted by JacopeX
Dude, stop posting this idiotic and offensive shit every other day. It does not help your cause. Cause even if God doesn't hate ****, he surely hates you.


I have no idea what you are talking about. I have given up my sinful ways and submitted myself to the Lord. I now know ignorant and blissful peace.

I suggest you give yourself to the Lord Jesus Christ, your God. We are all his children....accept him and be SAVED !

that didn't sound right.

were you actually serious or were you making fun of Christians?

because, its... actually... pretty sick...

I was going to Photoshop a picture of Jesus's hand in Brittany Spears's Vagina, But It would be too much work.

that's sick, and wrong.

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
that's sick, and wrong.

Not Naked or anything. It would just look funny.

i highly doubt it.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Not Naked or anything. It would just look funny.

its just wrong then.

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
its just wrong then.

How so?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
How so?


because i said it is.
and that's called... err, blasphemy.

what_2

Why is every second post in every ****ing thread made by Kongu? And it's usually just a smilie.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Why is every second post in every ****ing thread made by Kongu? And it's usually just a smilie.
I'm tired. yawn

And all the others are slow posters. disgust

Or I'm too fast.

Originally posted by Robtard
What? I though God hates homosexuals... God really needs to make up his/her/it's mind.

http://full.pixelsndots.com/a98494f48a11cf76c29d5a1339.jpg
God yes, but Jesus from what Lord Urizen says IS gay, sooo that's why he was sent on Earth!

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
I'm tired. yawn

And all the others are slow posters. disgust

Or I'm too fast.
You're too fast.

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
that's sick, and wrong.

Usually, the people who always say something is "sick and wrong"have basis to back it up other than their own opinion, and usually happen to be the most ignorant of people.

When are you going to realize that there is no such thing as "normal" ? There are only our perceptions.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Usually, the people who always say something is "sick and wrong"have basis to back it up other than their own opinion, and usually happen to be the most ignorant of people.

When are you going to realize that there is no such thing as "normal" ? There are only our perceptions.

it was IMO, and that's what i believe in. I respect what you think, and i don't really care if i'm called ignorant.

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
it was IMO, and that's what i believe in. I respect what you think, and i don't really care if i'm called ignorant.

Submit yourself to the Lord...I do droolio

Blastfeme?(is that how it's spelt?)Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Submit yourself to the Lord...I do droolio I hate to straight out insult someone, but your a f*cking sicko! Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Go get Laid

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Yes. Your God is false. Allah derives from the Arabic Moon God. He is just an illusion created by another illusion called Satan !

LIES ! ALLLL LIES !

Jesus Christ is HARD TRUTH !

LEARN TO OPEN YOUR HEART, EYES, and OTHER ORGANS TO THE LORD ! Your a real turd this thread is garbage and should be closed..

Gaudete Gaudete
Christus est natus
Ex Maria Virginie
Gaudete

Gaudete Gaudete
Christus est natus
Ex Maria Virginie
Gaudete

Cunnilingus vagina
Fellatio fallus
Fantasie orgie
Multiple orgasmus

Gaudete Gaudete
Christus est natus
Ex Maria Virginie
Gaudete

Gaudete Gaudete
Christus est natus
Ex Maria Virginie
Gaudete









...funny song.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Why is no one praying ?

Please stop wasting your time in nonsense arguments, submit yourself to the Lord, and GIVE PRAISE

AMEN

Geek

get an exorcism

Why do you all refuse to give your hearts and other body parts to the Lord ?

HE is your SAVIOR. HE DIED FOR YOU ON THAT FKN CROSS !

HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS ! SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THE LORD AND BEGGG FOR HIS GRACE !

BEG !!!!


You DIRTY LITTLE SINNERS should be SAYING YOUR PRAYERS AND GIVING HIM PRAISE !

EVERYBODY ! GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES !

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Why do you all refuse to give your hearts and other body parts to the Lord ?

HE is your SAVIOR. HE DIED FOR YOU ON THAT FKN CROSS !

HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS ! SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THE LORD AND BEGGG FOR HIS GRACE !

BEG !!!!


You DIRTY LITTLE SINNERS should be SAYING YOUR PRAYERS AND GIVING HIM PRAISE !

EVERYBODY ! GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES !

do you really believe in Christ? or are you just goofing around?

Originally posted by Myotismon
do you really believe in Christ? or are you just goofing around?


CHRIST IS LORD !

YOU FKN SINNER ! ON YOUR KNEES ! droolio

OR ELSE GOD WILL SMITE YOU LIKE IN MY SIG. SO DONT MAKE ME SMITE YOU JUST LIKE WHAT GOD SAID IN MY AVY!!!

Originally posted by Terrorist
OR ELSE GOD WILL SMITE YOU LIKE IN MY SIG. SO DONT MAKE ME SMITE YOU JUST LIKE WHAT GOD SAID IN MY AVY!!!


THE LORD CHRIST YOUR GOD IS YOUR GOD ! WORSHIP ! WORSHIP !!!!!!!


ELSE GOD WILL STRIKETH WITH HIS MIGHTY HAND AND DESTROY !!!!!!

NOW ALL OF YOU ! LISTEN UP !

GOD = ORGASM !

THE HOLY SPIRIT = SPERM !

JESUS IS ALIVE AND IS INSIDE ME AS WE SPEAK ! droolio


INFIDELS ! SPREAD THE WORD ! TELL YOUR BRETHEN !

WE ARE ALL BROTHERS IN SPERM HARMONY !

amen

you're either insane, or really really not funny