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Interesting. I never realized how much work went into it.

Originally posted by FeceMan
http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.com/

Interesting. I never realized how much work went into it.

Indeed. I have two relatives who work for the modeling industry, neither of whom work for any huge labels. They both work for Hanes. But their department gets to see the "rough drafts" of model shoots for up-coming add campaignes. And the pictures they've sent are hideous, at least in regards to the industry standards of beauty. They hack off about two kids worth of extra leg fat, skin blemishes, breat shadows or skin creases, etc. The modeling industry is not what it appears to be. But, the runway is another matter. Those people on the runway don't look like that all the time, but if you want to earn the big money, you look like that without all the computer aided drafting and high maintenance.

I love that clip.

Me too.

The girl at the end is hot! That first one is U-G-L-Y! She UGLY!

I agree, all women should get that done to them. I hope you realise your dream, FeceMan.

yes LONG LIVE ADOBE!!!

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
The girl at the end is hot! That first one is U-G-L-Y! She UGLY!

I agree, all women should get that done to them. I hope you realise your dream, FeceMan.
I once considered becoming a plastic surgeon.

hmm... reminds me how i felt when i saw Angelina Jolie in HD w/out her makeup and realized she had as many freckles as lindsay lonhan...

Beauty is something funny. It can be totally shaped, created in a studio. There is absolutely no merit associated to it. You just create it ! Like in those plastic surgery tv shows... the swan, extreme makeover, etc... still it can affect people so much.

Amazing clip.

Natural beauty comes from the inside

more proof that women are objects.

plastic whorez..

so, thats your whole theme then? the "i cant get laid because im about
as attractive as a stomach pump, so all women are 'whorez' " theme?

is this whob again?
dont answer that

the funny part is you putting some sort of value into "gettin laid," all i gotta do is jingle my pockets and whorez come out of the woodwork. wordisbond.

Originally posted by Napkin Thief
hmm... reminds me how i felt when i saw Angelina Jolie in HD w/out her makeup and realized she had as many freckles as lindsay lonhan...

Freckles aren't bad, though I don't particularly like Jolie whether she is made up or not. I never could understand the whole "she is the most beautiful women on the planet."

But fascinating clip, so much work, essentially creating an entirely new image, because the girl is almost unrecognisable by the end.

And that is why I don't use models as a benchmark for hotness. There are plenty of hot chicks that I see everyday. And they're real!

Originally posted by reggie_jax
the funny part is you putting some sort of value into "gettin laid," all i gotta do is jingle my pockets and whorez come out of the woodwork. wordisbond.

spoken like a person who has never gotten laid.

look at this simple-minded shit.. "U KANT GET LAID.." as if pussy is the yardstick to humanity..

what's so hard to get.. i place no value in a whore wanting to spend her time with me.. i prefer the tought of violating her to the notion of us having a mutually beneficial relationship..

you go ahead and pander to the money hungry bitchez.. i want no part of it. like i said.. bitchez hear money jingling in ur pockets and of course they want some.. only a sucker would mistake this for a reason to boost his self esteem..

Originally posted by reggie_jax
look at this simple-minded shit.. "U KANT GET LAID.." as if pussy is the yardstick to humanity..

what's so hard to get.. i place no value in a whore wanting to spend her time with me.. i prefer the tought of violating her to the notion of us having a mutually beneficial relationship..

you go ahead and pander to the money hungry bitchez.. i want no part of it. like i said.. bitchez hear money jingling in ur pockets and of course they want some.. only a sucker would mistake this for a reason to boost his self esteem..

So...you don't have sex with anybody? That's so sad. Have some, it's fun.

i never said i dont have sex.. i just don't value whorez as anything more than what they are - objects of effection.

yeah $hort, u know how we do em treat bitches like red lights and run right thru em.

Originally posted by reggie_jax
i never said i dont have sex.. i just don't value whorez as anything more than what they are - objects of effection.

yeah $hort, u know how we do em treat bitches like red lights and run right thru em.
So, you like whores, but you don't have sex with them? OK, I get it now...You just have sex with ugly girls, that's cool. They need love, too. I'm just grateful that you do it to them, so guys like me don't have to. I like fly girls, yo.

CheckmewhileIwreckthemicpsyche.

i may **** ugly bitchez, but not as a favor to them. i take advantage of the emotionally downtrodden.. there's nothin redeemable about it. wordisbond.

That's so cute! Are you a fluffy bunny?

The only beauty is change - if you think about it, anything that's static bores one into boredom eventually.

Commercial beauty depends on the desire for statis. Ageing is the enemy.Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Freckles aren't bad, though I don't particularly like Jolie whether she is made up or not. I never could understand the whole "she is the most beautiful women on the planet."

But fascinating clip, so much work, essentially creating an entirely new image, because the girl is almost unrecognisable by the end. It probably would save a lot of time and effort in the long run to go out and find a girl who actually looks like the end product.

I'm trying to remember what idiom it is that states it's better to work harder now than have to work harder later, but the only one that keeps coming to mind is the "A bird in the hand..." one.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Commercial beauty depends on the desire for statis. Ageing is the enemy.It probably would save a lot of time and effort in the long run to go out and find a girl who actually looks like the end product.

I'm trying to remember what idiom it is that states it's better to work harder now than have to work harder later, but the only one that keeps coming to mind is the "A bird in the hand..." one.
"You're not working hard, Peter--you're working smart."

Hehe...'cause he was breaking the house.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
It probably would save a lot of time and effort in the long run to go out and find a girl who actually looks like the end product.

In many instances, this is what agencies do. It is more cost-effective to use models who do not need a lot of "work," then it is to pay for production and post-production work.

I hate fat girls who say "beauty is on the inside" then go off and talk shit about how every girl prettier then her is a whore.

My opinion is that some girls have looks, some have good personalities, and then there are those gems that have both. Those are the ones that I go for.

Originally posted by KidRock
I hate fat girls who say "beauty is on the inside" then go off and talk shit about how every girl prettier then her is a whore.


I know, Fat chicks suck

Originally posted by docb77
My opinion is that some girls have looks, some have good personalities, and then there are those gems that have both. Those are the ones that I go for.
What about those that have neither?
Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I know, Fat chicks suck
i c whut u did thar

Originally posted by reggie_jax
look at this simple-minded shit.. "U KANT GET LAID.." as if pussy is the yardstick to humanity..

what's so hard to get.. i place no value in a whore wanting to spend her time with me.. i prefer the tought of violating her to the notion of us having a mutually beneficial relationship..

you go ahead and pander to the money hungry bitchez.. i want no part of it. like i said.. bitchez hear money jingling in ur pockets and of course they want some.. only a sucker would mistake this for a reason to boost his self esteem..

Hmmm - psychologically concerning. And sad. Mainly sad.



Unless you are Whob, in which case you are irredeemably pitiful.



Indeed, and such girls do exist. It seems somewhat concerning that ideals of beauty in this day and age can so often be based upon technological wizardry - even more so when images used to advertise a cosmetics (eg - you'll look like this if you use our product) are no indicative of reality.

Reminds me of a recent study done by Choice Magazine (the consumer watchdog magazine in Australia) - where they looked at breads. Wholemeal is a type of flour - yet many breads instead of using actual wholemeal flour (which is best) refine the wholemeal down so it is white flour, and that add wholemeal back to it. Madness.

But is is a good thing Dove did their whole "natural" beauty campaign, while their is probably something cynical behind it it is still good when a cooperation makes a step in the right direction.

*Sighs.*

You're = you are.
Your = something that is owned by you.

There = location.
Their = something that is owned by them.
They're = they are.

They're, awl good samurais should no there homonyms.

Originally posted by FeceMan
They're, awl good samurais should no there homonyms.

Oh, that's clever! You made those mistakes in the last sentence on purpose because it would make it funny, right?

Anal = a place where boats can come inland, but without the sea.

*sigh, sigh, sigh, my life is shit, OK, now I'm dead*

*sigh*

I do enjoy a good pun now and then.

Originally posted by FeceMan
*Sighs.*

You're = you are.
Your = something that is owned by you.

There = location.
Their = something that is owned by them.
They're = they are.

They're, awl good samurais should no there homonyms.

Oh waily, waily, waily. There I go again with some of my exceedingly rare grammatical errors, causing terrible trauma to our good friend FeceMan.

Oh, a thousand humble pardons oh great and terrible Grammar Nazi! I am not worthy, but I will take your most benevolent teachings on board, so I my writings won't offend you divine eyes in future!

And out of appreciation for your most insightful lessons I'll assume you were intending some form of humor by spelling "all" awl and "know" no -despite the fact I don't tend to write sentences like that. But in the spirit of annoying you I think I'll continue to overuse "your" - yes, because I don't want you to feel you lack purpose if I never make grammatical errors again. You have to retain your purpose - I mean its not like there are other members whose crimes against the English language are far greater then my own on these forums.

*grovel, scrape, whimper*

Well, at least you realize it.

You seem to be making these errors more frequently as of late, so I figured that I would give you a helping nudge in the right direction.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
You have to retain your purpose - I mean its not like there are other members whose crimes against the English language are far greater then my on these forums.

"then my"? "then my"? What the hell is "then my" doing there? Do you mean 'thin man'? How about 'thin men'? 'bread biscuit'? 'cheese wizard'? What do you mean, "then my"? Please, tell us...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
"then my"? "then my"? What the hell is "then my" doing there? Do you mean 'thin man'? How about 'thin men'? 'bread biscuit'? 'cheese wizard'? What do you mean, "then my"? Please, tell us...
Good show, I say, good show.

Edit: I just realised I wrote statis instead of stasis. I feel so dirty.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot


Edit: I just realised I wrote statis instead of stasis. I feel so dirty.
Guys, stop posting.

I can't win KMC unless my name is in the "last post" column as many times as possible (within certain parameters).

Originally posted by FeceMan
What about those that have neither?


Oh, those exist too - but I thought we were talking about beauty, and those girls don't have inner or outer beauty. Hot stuck-up girls have the outer, "sweet spirits" have the inner, and then there's those that approach perfection that have both.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Guys, stop posting.

I can't win KMC unless my name is in the "last post" column as many times as possible (within certain parameters).

Win KMC? I didn't know it was a contest.

Originally posted by docb77
Oh, those exist too - but I thought we were talking about beauty, and those girls don't have inner or outer beauty. Hot stuck-up girls have the outer, "sweet spirits" have the inner, and then there's those that approach perfection that have both.

I know many girls who have both.

Originally posted by docb77
Win KMC? I didn't know it was a contest.

Well, now you do, and I'm currently winning.

Go me!

I wonder if my prize will be an angel girl who is beautiful on the inside, and outside? Oh, to hope...to dream...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
"then my"? "then my"? What the hell is "then my" doing there? Do you mean 'thin man'? How about 'thin men'? 'bread biscuit'? 'cheese wizard'? What do you mean, "then my"? Please, tell us...

Then my own my dear man. Then my own. I noticed the flaw in my post and had corrected it either as you were posting your critique or shortly afterwards.



If your (hahahaha), ok , ok, if you are wanting your name to be last in as many threads as possible wouldn't it make sense to go to the forums with very low member activity (such as the philosophy forum, or some of the movie forums, etc) and post there? That way you'd be keeping dying forums alive and getting your name down.

Silence, monkey.

... junk post.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Silence, monkey.

I'll take that as a "we have movie forums here? Why I never."

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
I'll take that as a "we have movie forums here? Why I never."
A better translation would be: "Those other forums are trash forums. Why would I go there when I could just post here?"

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Then my own my dear man. Then my own. I noticed the flaw in my post and had corrected it either as you were posting your critique or shortly afterwards.

I could go on with this parade, but I like you, and I want this to stop; you mean to use 'than', not 'then'.

You're welcome, cupcake.

I can imagine everyones very carefully checking they're grammer and spelling right now, arn't they.

Originally posted by FeceMan
A better translation would be: "Those other forums are trash forums. Why would I go there when I could just post here?"

The rational answer is you wouldn't, nobody would (though the philosophy forum isn't so bad.) Unless one was playing an imaginary game of "win KMC", which sounds like an undernourished version of "win the Internet." Though people usually win the Internet after doing a great deed of awesome posting, as opposed to just "being the last post in a thread."



Of course I did, though I was hoping FeceMan would pick up on it first - but since I like you as well I wont begrudge you mentioning it.

samurai; are you an android or what?

if u act like a *****, nigga u get smacked like a ***** - snoop dogg

Whobsock or pitiful (if I was capable of pity) eternal virgin? I can't decide.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Of course I did, though I was hoping FeceMan would pick up on it first - but since I like you as well I wont begrudge you mentioning it.

Yes, of course! It was intentional!

(I still like you, even if once upon a time you did tell me about your hats...)

Originally posted by reggie_jax
samurai; are you an android or what?

if u act like a *****, nigga u get smacked like a ***** - snoop dogg

Well.... at least that is original as far as rebuttals go. Original and stupid. You best go off and do some unemotional violating of yourself while you think up your next zinger.



I remember that. Ah memories.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Whobsock or pitiful (if I was capable of pity) eternal virgin? I can't decide. yea. cuz anyone who doesn't submit to cheap hedonism is pitiful (if u wuz kabable ov pitee)

bitchez get horny, niggaz die - tupac

Originally posted by reggie_jax
yea. cuz anyone who doesn't submit to cheap hedonism is pitiful (if u wuz kabable ov pitee)

bitchez get horny, niggaz die - tupac

Funny, it is usually the opposite - the individual (let us say you) who claims they have no emotional connection to the person they sleep with is usually considered hedonistic when compared to someone who actually dedicates both emotional and intellectual side of a sexual relationship...

Oops silly. It is unlikely you have either dedicated time to a relationship or been a part of one.

Originally posted by reggie_jax

If I weren't so apathetic, I'd report you and let lil bitchiness freak out and ban you.

nothing worse than a gash with authority

Originally posted by reggie_jax
nothing worse than a gash with authority

Countdown to ban 10... 9... 8...

Watch your words reggie_jax! They are rude, disrespectful and not appropriate for this forum!

Originally posted by FeceMan
*Sighs.*

You're = you are.
Your = something that is owned by you.

There = location.
Their = something that is owned by them.
They're = they are.

They're, awl good samurais should no there homonyms.

You should (not) visit the OTF, Fece. I swear, they do it on purpose there.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot


Edit: I just realised I wrote statis instead of stasis. I feel so dirty.

You mean like Floo and Fece after bukkaking each other over their hilarious correct English fascism?

Originally posted by Wonderer
The only beauty is change - if you think about it, anything that's static bores one into boredom eventually.

I like the ones where the mouse kills the cat.

My mate made dog feces look like tasty chocolates with Adobe.

*Waits*

Originally posted by Bardock42
You mean like Floo and Fece after bukkaking each other over their hilarious correct English fascism?

It was hilarious, wasn't it?

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I like the ones where the mouse kills the cat.

Hahaha, yeah those ones are good..."You're dead, cat! You're dead!"...and then the cat says, "Yeah, I'm dead."

Originally posted by FeceMan
http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.com/

Duh.
Our society is built on make-believe, the cornerstone of which is, "Normal is wrong." This way Big Business can sell you things.

Invent the disease. Sell the cure.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
It was hilarious, wasn't it?



Hahaha, yeah those ones are good..."You're dead, cat! You're dead!"...and then the cat says, "Yeah, I'm dead."

Yes it was. I enjoyed it.


Are we talking abotu Tom and Jerry? I don't remeber Jerry killing Tom ever. he didn't have as much as a scratch...y. Haha, get it? get it?

No, I don't think I do. Unless you are using the letter 'y' as shorthand for the word 'why', in which case I still don't get it.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
No, I don't think I do. Unless you are using the letter 'y' as shorthand for the word 'why', in which case I still don't get it.

If I ever use the letter "y" as shorthand for the word "why" you may kill me.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You mean like Floo and Fece after bukkaking each other over their hilarious correct English fascism? Can you use the word bukkake like you'd used the word google? He bukkakes, she was bukkaked, they used to bukkake, we're bukkaking... hmm not sure.

Stop saying bukkake in there.

Originally posted by Bardock42
If I ever use the letter "y" as shorthand for the word "why" you may kill me.

y?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Can you use the word bukkake like you'd used the word google? He bukkakes, she was bukkaked, they used to bukkake, we're bukkaking... hmm not sure.

Yes. I defined it to be that way.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Stop saying bukkake in there.

Oh...what was the theory about the people that are the most homophobic again?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
y?

Cuz its sux.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Stop saying bukkake in there. But it's such a phonetically pleasing word. Come on. Say it out loud. Say it out proud. You know you want to.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
But it's such a phonetically pleasing word. Come on. Say it out loud. Say it out proud. You know you want to.

I'm so pleased that you mentioned that. I was just about to ponder how it is actually said; in my mind, I'm saying it 'boo-cack-ee', is this right?

Although I can be wrong (very rarely of course) I believe the Japanese is actually pronounced boo-kah-kay with a slightly longer interval between the boo and kah.

Edit: Fun with Japanese phonemes:
http://www.barabbi.org/nihongo/audio/bu.wav
http://www.barabbi.org/nihongo/audio/ka.wav
http://www.barabbi.org/nihongo/audio/ke.wav

Originally posted by FeceMan
http://www.campaignforrealbeauty.com/

Interesting. I never realized how much work went into it. I wasn't that surprised until the computer editing part.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Can you use the word bukkake like you'd used the word google? He bukkakes, she was bukkaked, they used to bukkake, we're bukkaking... hmm not sure.
Yeah...I'd rather use the word "bukkake" as a verb than the word "Google."

its "the google"

I Googled all over your grammar.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
No, I don't think I do. Unless you are using the letter 'y' as shorthand for the word 'why', in which case I still don't get it. he was talking about scratchy. Now if Bardock was refering to Jerry when he said that, I would be very confused and mentally wounded... NOT.

Originally posted by Bardock42



Oh...what was the theory about the people that are the most homophobic again?



I was actually quoting Chief Wiggum, but if the shoe fits.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I was actually quoting Chief Wiggum, but if the shoe fits.

You with your pop culture references and talk about shoes, you. No wonder you confuse everyone.

I should add the caveat that I was using most of the Chief Wiggum quote.

He didn't actually say bukkake.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I should add the caveat that I was using most of the Chief Wiggum quote.

He didn't actually say bukkake.

I see, well, it would have been funny. I pictured him talking to one of the Simpsons and someone in the cells screaming and he saying "Stop saying bukkake in there" implying that there is a sort of orgy (most likely involuntarily on the part of the receiver) going on....hmm, or something completely different.

Interesting...


knEIM16NuPg

Who doesn't.

no wayshock

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Interesting...


knEIM16NuPg

I fully agree with that video.

I think it's horrible what the modeling/television/magazine industries are doing to the image of what a "beautiful woman" should be.

But seriously, of course all women are photoshoped into something beautiful. It will attract people to buy the product into thinking they will turn out to be like that.

with the right makeup and lighting, and a few airbrush touch ups, most women can look like that.

Originally posted by JacopeX
But seriously, of course all women are photoshoped into something beautiful.
Yeah, no.

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, no. indeed

Storm already posted this a little while ago.

She did? I gotta look it up.

*jumps on batmobile*

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
She did? I gotta look it up.

*jumps on batmobile*
I think it was in the GDF, I remember posting in it.

Or at least viewing it. 13

mod-o-rific

Originally posted by Barker
I think it was in the GDF, I remember posting in it.

Or at least viewing it. 13

Oh....

..see, I didn't want to put in the GDF because it would generate serious responses (yeah right, nowadays that's an oxymoron) since it's a propaganda video with an agenda.

I posted here because...because..it's a cool video. Without any intentional agenda

Sometimes I'll dash in there to make a quick joke in one of the threads just to get some responses, but them I'm out. 13

I love beautiful People.

Has anyone heard the joke about the Zen master who ordered a hotdog? He said "I'll have one with everything."



I don't get it. Can someone explain it to me? Hah

Originally posted by Penelope
I love beautiful People. why thank you131

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
oxymoron

WD......Where did you pick up such a big word???