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Lets talk about Bears.


I hear they're big.

I'm 14.

I'm not married.

Oh, and Bears are often brown.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
I'm 14.

I'm not married.

Oh, and Bears are often brown. What about Black bears, and Polar? Hmm?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Lets talk about Bears.


I hear they're big. Kodiak's rule. pitt_woot


WOW, derailed already

Originally posted by ThePittman
Kodiak's rule. pitt_woot


WOW, derailed already *slaps*

Polars are teh greatestest

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
What about Black bears, and Polar? Hmm?
Yep, There are also black and brown bears.

And Polar.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Yep, There are also black and brown bears.

And Polar. *slaps*

You are no bear expert. You are a faker.


*slaps again*

What about Grizzly Bears? hmm

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
*slaps*

You are no bear expert. You are a faker.


*slaps again*
You realised. weep

You're one clever guy. sneaky2

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
You realised. weep

You're one clever guy. sneaky2 They dont call me Da Genius Da Rev for nothing.

I see, Da Genius.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Lets talk about Bears.


I hear they're big.

Snot tastes good sometimes, doesn't it?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Snot tastes good sometimes, doesn't it? On on the moon, cooler near the lake.

There are Bears that climb trees.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
On on the moon, cooler near the lake.

Falcons do, yes, but I've never played tennis with a canoe before.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
There are Bears that climb trees. Most bears climb trees.

Its as easy as apple and binoculars. All you have to do is Jump in the line, rock your body in time. OKAY I BELIEVE YOU.

Originally posted by ThePittman
Most bears climb trees.
Other bears shake down the target.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Its as easy as apple and binoculars. All you have to do is Jump in the line, rock your body in time. OKAY I BELIEVE YOU.

Next time take the silverware WITH you and we won't have to make out with those ugly chicks. I can't feel my feet either. Can I borrow your TV?

2nd page pitt_woot

1:st page for me.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Next time take the silverware WITH you and we won't have to make out with those ugly chicks. I can't feel my feet either. Can I borrow your TV? Only if that flat chested Cup can come with. He's the best when he's filled with pointer fingers. Whats that you say? Gonads is not the correct term for clock-radio.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Only if that flat chested Cup can come with. He's the best when he's filled with pointer fingers. Whats that you say? Gonads is not the correct term for clock-radio.

I'm not buying Sweden for you! No! I can't even begin to imagine what you'd do with all of those ankle socks, but Louis, I swear to God, we can drink all the hemoroid cream you want and STILL not be a llama.

I enjoy Chex Mix droolio

Yes yes, we all know you're the queen of France. After that, though, you are allowed to resume your stay at the Alamo. Even if you brought my mentally challenged uncle jim. It was that fairys best years.

Calgon took you away? By the way, gravy has been calling you for the past few days and wanted you to know you got it pregnant. Apparently, those gym socks don't work so well AFTER ALL.

So Pittman, how is the married life? hm

Is it the "pitts"?



(no pun intended)

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Calgon took you away? By the way, gravy has been calling you for the past few days and wanted you to know you got it pregnant. Apparently, those gym socks don't work so well AFTER ALL. Luckily the Diamonds were worth their weight in contraception. Even though we were on the Edmund Fitzgerald with Gordon Lightfoot, he plays Striesand in The Bubble Room on Captiva.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Luckily the Diamonds were worth their weight in contraception. Even though we were on the Edmund Fitzgerald with Gordon Lightfoot, he plays Striesand in The Bubble Room on Captiva.

( I love Lightfoot and was born near when the Fitzgerald went down - sidenote)

Barry, you RAPED A GOAT! No one will let you run with scissors EVER AGAIN! How can you sit there, on your face and not see the bottom of the couch? It's like that time you tried to train cockroaches to play tennis. Please, if I ever meant anything to you, raise the Titanic!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
( I love Lightfoot and was born near when the Fitzgerald went down - sidenote)

Barry, you RAPED A GOAT! No one will let you run with scissors EVER AGAIN! How can you sit there, on your face and not see the bottom of the couch? It's like that time you tried to train cockroaches to play tennis. Please, if I ever meant anything to you, raise the Titanic!!

(another sidenote - Tomorrow is the anniversary of the wreck)



In a perfect world, you would indeed be allowed to use pancakes for shoes. Random sounds coming from my toejam stockpiles only. I feel like a chick on a ducks turf, coming on the dance floor like this.

*not married but wants to fit in* weep

Originally posted by Strangelove
I enjoy Chex Mix droolio What kind?


Sweet and Salty is the bestOriginally posted by silver_tears
*not married but wants to fit in* weep

*cough*loser*cough*

Originally posted by silver_tears
*not married but wants to fit in* weep
Marry me?






C'mon you were fishing for it. ermm

Yea okay srug

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
(another sidenote - Tomorrow is the anniversary of the wreck)



In a perfect world, you would indeed be allowed to use pancakes for shoes. Random sounds coming from my toejam stockpiles only. I feel like a chick on a ducks turf, coming on the dance floor like this.

(third sidenote - I did not know that. It happened about 40 miles from me when I lived in SS Marie...do you like the song)

Lavalamps? As a wedding gift? Can't you at least make a meat sculpture and send it care of Jefferey Dahmer? Come on man, if you didn't taste like chicken noodle soup, you'd SO not be on my Christmas Card list.

Originally posted by Thorinn
So Pittman, how is the married life? hm

Is it the "pitts"?



(no pun intended) I love being married, it has it's ups and down but I wouldn't trade it for the world, maybe for some BBQ chicken but not the world.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea okay srug
Kay...



I want a divorce. ermm

Originally posted by ThePittman
I love being married, it has it's ups and down but I wouldn't trade it for the world, maybe for some BBQ chicken but not the world. Cool.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
(third sidenote - I did not know that. It happened about 40 miles from me when I lived in SS Marie...do you like the song)

Lavalamps? As a wedding gift? Can't you at least make a meat sculpture and send it care of Jefferey Dahmer? Come on man, if you didn't taste like chicken noodle soup, you'd SO not be on my Christmas Card list.

(sidenote golore - I do love that song, i've been listening to that song since i was in 4th grade. I did a lot of research on The Edmund Fiztgerald. SS Marie, eh? I've been there once, didn't like it much. I got the shit scared out of me by a boats horn in the Locks. Never went back there)

Donkeys dont know that, what are you thinking? Like the time we went to Reno and spent all of your money on a guitar pick. Sure it got me laid, but there you were, picking and eating your toenail ticks.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
(sidenote golore - I do love that song, i've been listening to that song since i was in 4th grade. I did a lot of research on The Edmund Fiztgerald. SS Marie, eh? I've been there once, didn't like it much. I got the shit scared out of me by a boats horn in the Locks. Never went back there)

Donkeys dont know that, what are you thinking? Like the time we went to Reno and spent all of your money on a guitar pick. Sure it got me laid, but there you were, picking and eating your toenail ticks.

(blah - SS Marie Ontario, yes. The song is amazing...so is the story. We have so much in common, it's like we should get married.....wait....:wtf

Hemoroids. That's the secret. Learn how to harness their power, and noone will ever call you Trixie again. If not, then you've got no choice but to skullfukk your sister every Tuesday night. I'm afraid, we weren't able to save your horse, Larry.....when you shot him, it....it killed him.....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
(blah - SS Marie Ontario, yes. The song is amazing...so is the story. We have so much in common, it's like we should get married.....wait....:wtf

Hemoroids. That's the secret. Learn how to harness their power, and noone will ever call you Trixie again. If not, then you've got no choice but to skullfukk your sister every Tuesday night. I'm afraid, we weren't able to save your horse, Larry.....when you shot him, it....it killed him..... Not my dearist Petunia. She was my favorite of all anus'. Thats some information i shouldn't have released. Now i must eat your soul, which stanks because i just had a heaping helping of baby tears and dreams. Look into my eyes, do you see mickey mouse, or just Justin Timberlake?

(Edit sidenote - What? )

You guys are hurting my brain

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Not my dearist Petunia. She was my favorite of all anus'. Thats some information i shouldn't have released. Now i must eat your soul, which stanks because i just had a heaping helping of baby tears and dreams. Look into my eyes, do you see mickey mouse, or just Justin Timberlake?

(Edit sidenote - What? )

When I fart, it smells like gingerale and orange peels....is that wrong? Tell me, just one more time, that your baby takes the mornin train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again, to find you waiting for him.

(edit - I think this thread was made so that we'd SEE our common interests and get married)

Originally posted by Slay
Kay...



I want a divorce. ermm

You're not getting a cent doped

Irene, you married Agnes? The hell is this world coming to?

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're not getting a cent doped
Why? I make all the money. College girl. ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Irene, you married Agnes? The hell is this world coming to?
I'm not in the mood for your stupid ''Haha, Slay is a girl'' jokes. Agatha.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Irene, you married Agnes? The hell is this world coming to?

Who's this Agnes you speak of?
I married Flo shock

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
When I fart, it smells like gingerale and orange peels....is that wrong? Tell me, just one more time, that your baby takes the mornin train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again, to find you waiting for him.

(edit - I think this thread was made so that we'd SEE our common interests and get married)

Sour candy doesn't go well there, just to tell you. Thats ****ing teamwork. My faithfull stead is named Christo, ride ride ride. Although i look nice, i bite when i'm disturbed by an ugo like yourself, steve. Eventhough, your tiger tastes like some jerky i'm a fan of.

(not an actual edit - Lagnaf?)

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're not getting a cent doped Take half of the car

Originally posted by silver_tears
Who's this Agnes you speak of?
I married Flo shock

Slay is a girl, haha, that's a joke. *looks at Slay's post*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Slay is a girl, haha, that's a joke. *looks at Slay's post*
I'm really starting to hate you, Moosinator... procrastinator...

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Sour candy doesn't go well there, just to tell you. Thats ****ing teamwork. My faithfull stead is named Christo, ride ride ride. Although i look nice, i bite when i'm disturbed by an ugo like yourself, steve. Eventhough, your tiger tastes like some jerky i'm a fan of.

(not an actual edit - Lagnaf?)

I can't do anymore....plus, Hell to the YES for LAGNAF!!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I can't do anymore....plus, Hell to the YES for LAGNAF!!! Boo yeah!

Originally posted by Slay
I'm really starting to hate you, Moosinator... procrastinator...

Oh FFS, I'm so sick of your whining, man....I'm so sick of it that I could vomit. You dish it out, but you can't take it in return. That's it you stupid frockin maniac.

Fruit Cup? *offers him a fruit cup*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh FFS, I'm so sick of your whining, man....I'm so sick of it that I could vomit. You dish it out, but you can't take it in return. That's it you stupid frockin maniac.

Fruit Cup? *offers him a fruit cup*
That's old as well. You need a new reportoire, asswipe.

Thank you very much. *takes fruit cup*

Originally posted by Slay
That's old as well. You need a new reportoire, asswipe.

Thank you very much. *takes fruit cup*


You berate everyone else for their posting styles, and yet, you're so lame, you don't even have one. In the posting world, I'm Baskin Fukking Robbins 31 flavours....you are vanilla.

You're most welcome. Can I get you anything else?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You berate everyone else for their posting styles, and yet, you're so lame, you don't even have one. In the posting world, I'm Baskin Fukking Robbins 31 flavours....you are vanilla.

You're most welcome. Can I get you anything else?
If you weren't so pathetic, I'd care.


No, I'm fine. Although some tea would be fine, Earl Grey, please, Jameson.

Originally posted by Slay
If you weren't so pathetic, I'd care.


No, I'm fine. Although some tea would be fine, Earl Grey, please, Jameson.

The only reason you're backing off is because I used a sentence that consisted of words that had more than 1 syllable, making it virtually impossible for you to understand.

For sure....what do you take? Cookies as well?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
The only reason you're backing off is because I used a sentence that consisted of words that had more than 1 syllable, making it virtually impossible for you to understand.

For sure....what do you take? Cookies as well?

How weak...

Anyway, I'm off.

Originally posted by Slay
How weak...

Anyway, I'm off.

Yes, you are....

Later. wavey

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, you are....

Later. wavey
Scott, you really make me feel sad for Canadians. And that's no joke.


Later.

Originally posted by Slay
Scott, you really make me feel sad for Canadians. And that's no joke.


Later.

Ditto for you and Dutch people my friend, ditto for you and Dutch people....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ditto for you and Dutch people my friend, ditto for you and Dutch people....
Oh just shut the **** up...

Originally posted by Slay
Oh just shut the **** up...

No, I don't think I will.....weren't you leaving?

I love your sweater, btw.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, I don't think I will.....weren't you leaving?

I love your sweater, btw.
I never said such a thing. When I said ''I'm off'' I meant to say ''I'm off your mom.''

Thanks, I like your jockstraps.

Originally posted by Slay
I never said such a thing. When I said ''I'm off'' I meant to say ''I'm off your mom.''

Thanks, I like your jockstraps.

Wow. 3rd grade humour. Good show.

Yeah? They're old. Did you get a new haircut? It's spiffy.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Wow. 3rd grade humour. Good show.

Yeah? They're old. Did you get a new haircut? It's spiffy.
Yet when you use it it's supposed to be funny.

Yours is platinum as well.

Originally posted by Slay
Yet when you use it it's supposed to be funny.

Yours is platinum as well.

That's just it, i don't use it. I stopped using it in grade 3. I suppose however, since this is your 11th year IN grade 3, I can't really fault you.

You think? I thought they took too much off the top.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That's just it, i don't use it. I stopped using it in grade 3. I suppose however, since this is your 11th year IN grade 3, I can't really fault you.

You think? I thought they took too much off the top.
Saying I'm stupid. That's real humor.


No, it looks great. Like that guy from ''Queer eye...''

Originally posted by Slay
Saying I'm stupid. That's real humor.


No, it looks great. Like that guy from ''Queer eye...''

I'm not saying it for comedic purposes, I'm just making a point.

Ok, so now you're insulting me in BOTH parts of the post? I thought the first part was the insult part, and the second was the making up part.

Now now boys ,play nicely or don't play at alltongue

Originally posted by sweetness
Now now boys ,play nicely or don't play at alltongue You must have scared them off

I am married.

But with all the bear talk I might get a divorce and marry a bear they sound nice.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
I am married.

But with all the bear talk I might get a divorce and marry a bear they sound nice.

That was a great show.

Originally posted by Bardock42
That was a great show.

Slay was brilliant wasn't he?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Slay was brilliant wasn't he? no2yes

Originally posted by ThePittman
no2yes
noneyesnoneno

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
noneyesnoneno Are you stalking me?