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Here you can talk about the exciting things that happened to you today at Wal-Mart. like:

What you bought

Who you met, and simply

What happened


I went there today and bought: bread, coffee creamer, Orangette, and cookies. droolio you know the ones you break apart, and put in the oven.

And the sadest thing happened. As i was walking out, i saw the DMC calender, AFTER i checked out. cry but i'll get it tomorrow!

Please Begin.

I... Got a blind for my window, some peppermint sticks, and cheese bread...

I got some keys made, and they cost alot o.O

And... I... MET VINNY!

Haha... No.

=O

What do you have?

err i got a dvd shelf for my room

i knew this would be an interesting thread!

Yes...

Very... entertaining...

err........................................................................................

Never been to a Wal-Mart in my life. w00t

Originally posted by johnnyforever
shocking WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE???!!! firefirefireph

Far Far Away.

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Far Far Away. nuh uh.

Location: I´m at the sneak point.

Originally posted by Barker
I have two Supercenters here, and possibly soon a third, and my town only has a population of about 90,000. "That's very interesting..."

I bought a sleeping bag at Wal-Mart once and got home, it was an entirely different bag once I opened the box, obviously some thief pulled the old switcharoo. I never shopped at Wal-Mart again.

I bought a CD

Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
Spooney makes me so proud of him. He has the ability to fight off the darkside of Walmart which is everything is 10% off.

We don't have Wal-Marts in England. w00t

I bought a box of condoms at Walmart once and they were already used.

Originally posted by chris_64256
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r262/chris_64256/50168984.gif I seriously just watched that movie today.


ANYWHO, i was recentlly forewarded a letter about wall mart. And it made me angry. Here is the letter from the American Family Assosciation

AFA ActionAlert
>
> November 9, 2006
>
> Please help us get this information into the hands of as many
> people
> as possible by forwarding it to your entire email list of
> family and
> friends.
>
> Wal-Mart Contributes 5% Of Online Sales To Homosexual Group
>
> Sign the pledge not to shop at Wal-Mart or Sam's Club on the
> Friday and Saturday
> following Thanksgiving
>
> Dear Melanie,
>
> Help recruit 1,000,000 families who will agree not to shop at
> Wal-Mart or Sam's
> Club (owned by Wal-Mart) on the Friday and Saturday following
> Thanksgiving.
> Here's why:
>
> In a show of support to help homosexuals legalize same-sex
> marriage, Wal-Mart
> has agreed to automatically donate 5% of online sales directly
> to
> the Washington DC Community Center for Gay, Lesbian Bisexual
> and
> Transgender People. The cash donation will come from online
> purchases made at Wal-Mart through the homosexual group's Web
> site.
> This move follows Wal-Mart's joining the National Gay and
> Lesbian
> Chamber of Commerce and agreeing to give generous financial
> help to
> that organization also.
>
> Every purchase made online for books, music, videos, clothing
> and
> accessories, children's clothing and toys, and electronics at
> the site
> will automatically send 5% of the sales to the homosexual
> group. The
> agreement is an indication that Wal-Mart is totally committed
> to supporting
> the homosexual movement.
>
> Wal-Mart also gave a generous cash donation to the Northwest
> Arkansas Gay,
> Lesbian, Bisexual, and Transgender Community Center, helping
> to provide
> a place where homosexuals can come together to "socialize."
>
> Many observers feel it would have been a wise business
> decision for
> Wal-Mart to remain neutral in the cultural battle over
> homosexual
> marriage. But this was an ideological decision by Wal-Mart -
> not a
> business decision.
>
> Take Action
>
> 1. Sign the petition to Wal-Mart letting them know you will be
> one of
> the 1,000,000 families who will not shop at Wal-Mart or Sam's
> Club on
> the Friday or Saturday following Thanksgiving.
>
> 2. VERY IMPORTANT! Millions of Americans are not aware of
> Wal-Mart's
> support for homosexual marriage. PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO ALL
> YOUR FRIENDS
> AND FAMILY.
>
> 3. Print out anddistribute the Wal-Mart Pass Along Sheet.
> http://www.afa.net/wmpassalong3.asp
>
> For past Wal-Mart Action Alerts, plus answers to your
> questions (where to shop?),
> copy and past this link to your browser:
> http://www.afa.net/faq.asp
>
> Copy and paste this link to your browser to Sign the Petition
> to Wal-Mart Now!
> https://secure.afa.net/afa/activism/signpetition.asp?id=1630
>
>
> If you think our efforts are worthy, would you please support
> us
> with a small gift? Thank you for caring enough to get
> involved.
> http://www.afa.net/donate.asp
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Donald E. Wildmon, Founder and Chairman
> American Family Association
>
> P.S. Please forward this e-mail message to your family and
> friends!
>


Can you believe people like this?!?!?!, it angers me.

great movie Have you seen Orgazmo?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I bought a box of condoms at Walmart once and they were already used.
13

I went to Sam's Club, does that count?

No.

Damnit!

BaseketBall OWNS!!!!!

Originally posted by Naz
Damnit! Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
BaseketBall OWNS!!!!!

srug

Originally posted by chris_64256
great movie Have you seen Orgazmo?

Another great movie! Have you seen their first film they made, Cannibal, The Musical?

no I have not seen that one..

Originally posted by chris_64256
no I have not seen that one..

It's pretty funny, they made it in Colorado before they moved out to California. It's a low budget spoof on Old West musicals.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/cannibal.jpg

Baseketball is great.

Wal-Mart isn't.

...haven't shopped there in about 2 years. F*ck the cheaper prices, I'd rather pay a little extra and not support the single worst chain store in my country, which almost single-handedly removes smaller (i.e. local) businesses and makes individuality in business (or in our consumer trends) a thing of the past.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
It's pretty funny, they made it in Colorado before they moved out to California. It's a low budget spoof on Old West musicals.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/cannibal.jpg It looks pretty good I will check that out leave it to troma video for outrageous shit.
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r262/chris_64256/orgazmo14qj5oq2ha.gif

Originally posted by chris_64256
It looks pretty good I will check that out leave it to troma video for outrageous shit.
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r262/chris_64256/orgazmo14qj5oq2ha.gif

The funny thing too is that it's based on a true story!

No shit? you kidding right?

I hate Wal-Mart

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
ANYWHO, i was recentlly forewarded a letter about wall mart. And it made me angry. Here is the letter from the American Family Assosciation

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Can you believe people like this?!?!?!, it angers me. That pisses me off as well

I received a smiley face sticker from the retarded old lady who is the greeter.

Originally posted by chris_64256
No shit? you kidding right?

No, seriously, it's based on this guy, his last name was Packer and he was a Mormon who travelled with a small group of people to Colorado Territory some time in the 1800s. Most of his party froze to death and he ate some of them to survive. And Trey Parker made a musical about it!

i work at walmart sporting goods FTW!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, seriously, it's based on this guy, his last name was Packer and he was a Mormon who travelled with a small group of people to Colorado Territory some time in the 1800s. Most of his party froze to death and he ate some of them to survive. And Trey Parker made a musical about it! I have to see that shit now.. Trey parker is a funny ****er I hate to say it but I have not seen World Police yet its been on satelite like crazy just never got around yet have you seen it?

I buy body bags at Wal-Mart .........

http://www.hetemeel.com/haha/44769.Your+a+complete+failure%20and+you+have+no+future.jpg

Originally posted by johnnyforever
Here you can talk about the exciting things that happened to you today at Wal-Mart. like:

What you bought

Who you met, and simply

What happened


I went there today and bought: bread, coffee creamer, Orangette, and cookies. droolio you know the ones you break apart, and put in the oven.

And the sadest thing happened. As i was walking out, i saw the DMC calender, AFTER i checked out. cry but i'll get it tomorrow!

Please Begin.
Wal-Mart kicks ass. Every time that I hang out with Zach we go at least twice in one night. I actually almost got kicked out the first time I went this previous Friday night. I was with two of my girl friends, Morgan and Angel, and we were in the toy aisle goofing off and apparently previously someone else had because they had this noise putty stuff that was open. Well we took the cap off and started making fart noises, I fell to the ground laughing, and this lady that works there came over and started going off on us telling us she was going to call the manager. It ruined our night. So at around 11:30 just Zach and I went back and bought some snow in a can and he sprayed it all over Morgan's car.

I don't have Wal-Mart. weep

So. I have come here to revive this thread. i didn't go to Wal-Mart today.

Originally posted by Leo.M
I buy body bags at Wal-Mart .........
for all the dead hookers in your shed

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Wal-Mart kicks ass. Every time that I hang out with Zach we go at least twice in one night. I actually almost got kicked out the first time I went this previous Friday night. I was with two of my girl friends, Morgan and Angel, and we were in the toy aisle goofing off and apparently previously someone else had because they had this noise putty stuff that was open. Well we took the cap off and started making fart noises, I fell to the ground laughing, and this lady that works there came over and started going off on us telling us she was going to call the manager. It ruined our night. So at around 11:30 just Zach and I went back and bought some snow in a can and he sprayed it all over Morgan's car. well it seems to me like you shouldn't have been messing around nono

Originally posted by FoxMeister
for all the dead hookers in your shed runforhills

Originally posted by LordKerrigor
i work at walmart sporting goods FTW!

So does my mom.

i got the da vinci code

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5585/fohreally3344dh7.gif

Originally posted by Destiny_Desire
So does my mom.
So does your Mom.

Since when was Wal-Mart even thought an interesting topic among the many midly retarded thoughts and opinions which are really just cries for help hidden with dumb and questionable posts?? hmmm

Since yesterday? hmm

im sorry. im watchin Scrubs on YOUTUBE and i am really trying to be like Dr Cox... because he is by far the funniest

Originally posted by FoxMeister
im sorry. im watchin Scrubs on YOUTUBE and i am really trying to be like Dr Cox... because he is by far the funniest
Whateva. srug

Whatever lets u sleep at night b1tch

im going to leave you here now to whatever you do in ur sweet spare time

I see your po!nt B!tch.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
well it seems to me like you shouldn't have been messing around nono
That's what Wal-Mart is FOR!

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
That's what Wal-Mart is FOR! no2 Nope.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
no2 Nope.
Yes it is. At least for my Friends and I it is.

Originally posted by Kelly_LS
Yes it is. At least for my Friends and I it is. cry you should be ashamed.

So it really isnt for anything then

Originally posted by johnnyforever
cry you should be ashamed.
You should be ashamed for being ashamed, hehe./

. that was lame

Originally posted by FoxMeister
. that was lame

hmm

What kind of walls do they sell there ?

Originally posted by ThePittman
What kind of walls do they sell there ?
Ones that have been shot by a disgruntled monkey with a tie that says PITTMAN

Originally posted by ThePittman
What kind of walls do they sell there ? ...... Are you Paris Hilton

Originally posted by johnnyforever
...... Are you Paris Hilton pitt_shifty

Originally posted by johnnyforever
...... Are you Paris Hilton
What kinda sentences, can you buy there? ermm

evidently they dont sell SENSE

Crap. firefirefireph

i forgot i made this! ermm .. kinda a stupid idea

Wal-Mart sucks.

I'm on crutches, so I got a manual wheelchair there to make my life easier, and I was testing the PS3 Demos, and A group of kids grabbed my wheelchair and rolled me into the Strategy Guide rack and started playing...
Meanie-heads

Originally posted by Axel Revenge
Wal-Mart sucks.

I'm on crutches, so I got a manual wheelchair there to make my life easier, and I was testing the PS3 Demos, and A group of kids grabbed my wheelchair and rolled me into the Strategy Guide rack and started playing...
Meanie-heads oh you should've grabbed a box cutter and went back for revenge mwahaha

Originally posted by johnnyforever
oh you should've grabbed a box cutter and went back for revenge mwahaha

Well, when you steer a wheelchair with one hand, you sort of go around in circles... So, unless I got one of the assailants to push me after his friends, I was pretty much screwed

Originally posted by Axel Revenge
Well, when you steer a wheelchair with one hand, you sort of go around in circles... So, unless I got one of the assailants to push me after his friends, I was pretty much screwed Aww man nuts


Anyway Target is better w00t

I like Winn-Dixie, 'cause well... All of my friends work there and at McDonald's, so free stuff rocks! nuts

Originally posted by Axel Revenge
I like Winn-Dixie, 'cause well... All of my friends work there and at McDonald's, so free stuff rocks! nuts cool.. .. yeah doesn't it? w00t

Every time i step foot inside a walmart i am instantly reminded of how god has a sense of humor

Originally posted by DeathReaper
Every time i step foot inside a walmart i am instantly reminded of how god has a sense of humor shock_oh

Originally posted by DeathReaper
Every time i step foot inside a walmart i am instantly reminded of how god has a sense of humor

That was the funniest thing I heard all week.

And I would've laughed, I'm just a lazy mother ****er...

hysterical

*sees everyone laughing .. laughs too * lol... *runs away*