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Darth Vader Vs Mace Windu is 'YO MOMMA' Match. Who would win?

Kreuger, Kreuger, Kreuger. The sooner you realize you'll never beat my noobiness, the sooner you'll become a happier man.

I gotta give it to Windu. I mean, he's got lines that are pretty hardcore, like:

"Take a seat young Skywalker!!!"

and

"Dis partys OVA!!"

He's pretty extreme, hard to top that IMO.

Originally posted by Captain SEX
Kreuger, Kreuger, Kreuger. The sooner you realize you'll never beat my noobiness, the sooner you'll become a happier man.

Your are not n00bish in any way.

Neither of you are.

It's official: All the possible Versus threads have been taken.

Windu would pwn Vader, purely on the theory that you can't outdo a black dude in a Yo Momma (English translation: Your Mother) match.

No, Vader does not count as a black guy. He's just a kind of reverse Michael Jackson. With less nonceing. Probably.

Plus: "yo Momma was a slave biatch who played bondage games with sand people"
There's no comeback for that. Except cutting the guys nob off.

*nods*

Windu is a BMF...

Originally posted by Lord Coal
Windu would pwn Vader, purely on the theory that you can't outdo a black dude in a Yo Momma (English translation: Your Mother) match.

No, Vader does not count as a black guy. He's just a kind of reverse Michael Jackson. With less nonceing. Probably.

Plus: "yo Momma was a slave biatch who played bondage games with sand people"
There's no comeback for that. Except cutting the guys nob off.

Dude....Ever heard of Harp Perkins? HE DOMINATED EVERYONE in Yo Momma match(its a tv show too) and crowned as the King Of L.A in Yo Momma match.

That show's also fake.

Originally posted by Captain SEX
That show's also fake.

No it isn't dummy...

how is it fake? And what about Hair Jordan? the red headed Napolean Dynomite lookin kid....he tore people up.

Hush wannabe noob.

me?

No Subjekt to me, the king of n00bs.

Also, watch Harp, HE RIPPED AND PWNED.


'Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, I slept with your momma so it burns when I pee!'

'Your mom is like an SUV, six construction guys insider her'

'Your mom's ass got more crack then Bob and Whitney!'

'Yo momma so nasty, she got more rapper inside her than iPod!'

oh yea i have heard that. yea dude's funny.

Originally posted by Noob_Krueger
No Subjekt to me, the king of n00bs.

Also, watch Harp, HE RIPPED AND PWNED.


'Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, I slept with your momma so it burns when I pee!'

'Your mom is like an SUV, six construction guys insider her'

'Your mom's ass got more crack then Bob and Whitney!'

'Yo momma so nasty, she got more rapper inside her than iPod!'

LMAO

I would win.

Yo momma is like Mcdonalds: Cheap fast and greasy.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but yo momma kills me when she gets on top.

Yo momma's so skinny that she uses cheerios as hula hoops.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

You made those up?

No. I've heard all fo them before.

Yo momma's like gum: Sticky and easy to chew.

Originally posted by Blaxican
No. I've heard all fo them before.

I made up a couple of them, so you are wrong.

No, you fail. I have heard all of those before. Just because you may have thought them up yourself doesn't mean you are the first to have done so.

Originally posted by Blaxican
No, you fail. I have heard all of those before. Just because you may have thought them up yourself doesn't mean you are the first to have done so.

Please, don't make things up.

Please, know what your talking about.

You're wish came true a long time ago. DON'T LIE.

you didn't make those up, I've heard them all too...and there are solar powered flashlights that charge in the light, and work at night...just in case thats one of the ones, "you made up."

Vader

Windu

why are these old threads being bumped for no reason?

I think that mace would come up with something that would piss vader off so much that vader would kill mace (force choke him while hes laughing his ass off) but we can all agree r2-d2 would win if he were there.

Shatterpoint FTW.

Lucas said that Vader is 80% strong as to compare to Sidious, Windu is definitely more then 80% compare to Sidious.

uh...no, and what does that have to do with a "yo momma" match? Is sidious the end all be all of joke telling??? jesus christ...

Originally posted by Count Makashi
Lucas said that Vader is 80% strong as to compare to Sidious, Windu is definitely more then 80% compare to Sidious.

Vader is 80% of a Sidious that has an additional two decades of almost constant study of the darkside with practically limitless resources, and Mace only ever beat Sidious in saber combat, with the semi-specific advantage of Vaapad.


And there is no way they could have a yo momma match without it ending in violence.

Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
uh...no, and what does that have to do with a "yo momma" match? Is sidious the end all be all of joke telling??? jesus christ...

What is a yo momma match?

doh

But Mace is black, therefore he wins automatically.

Well until Lando shows up and tools him with his 70's old school insults.

Well, Mace has a little Shaft in him, so again he wins automatically.

Originally posted by Count Makashi
But Mace is black, therefore he wins automatically. zOMG that's racist!

How is that racist?

Unless you're black, then you better run. Those guys who got Kramer are still after fresh blood.

Do you know any god places to hide?

Originally posted by Tangible God
Well until Lando shows up and tools him with his 70's old school insults.

"i'ma fcuk dogshit outta ya Mace...but im not gonna fcuk ya til i finish my Colt 45..."