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So we're all at the dinner table and my daughter tells me that she's engaged.

Come to find out that she's been engaged for the past 3 months.

To whom you may ask?

To her step brother, that's who.

As bad as our family is taking it, I am not all that shocked. She has a history of feats such as this one.

Not of this level, but horrific all the same.

She's moving out tomorrow and into their new house.

When I asked why she's doing this, she said b/c she's not 18 and she can do what she wants without whether I like it or not.

I asked her if she loved him, she said no. She said he has money though, so it doesn't matter. She says he's bearable enough and that the money will be worth it.

So tonight while my daughter is out with her friends saying her goodbyes and partying, b/c they're moving half way across the country, I'll be taking all of her things out of her room and throwing them in a burn pile. doped

Right in our front yard for all to see.

I have hired a re-decorator and we are redoing her room into a baby room, b/c me and my wife and going to have another baby and try and get it right this time.

We are disowning our daughter and she is not welcomed back.

Tomorrow will be the last day I see, speak, think about my daughter and I couldn't be happier.

Anata Wa Wakarimasu Ka.....

...You're that old!??!

...You're that old!??!

Originally posted by Barker
...You're that old!??!

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
...You're that old!??!

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~

tenacious d movie soon

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
tenacious d movie soon More importantly...actually....as important, the new CD comes out tomorrow. BUT...I got my copy today, due to the fact that I work at a record store droolio

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
...You're that old!??!

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
More importantly...actually....as important, the new CD comes out tomorrow. BUT...I got my copy today, due to the fact that I work at a record store droolio
i have it too drool

Go to a therapist.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i have it too drool Isn't it amazing?!?!

You have a daughter???!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
...You're that old!??! Originally posted by Barker
...You're that old!??! Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
...You're that old!??!
tee hee hee quotes droolio
but, seriously...Originally posted by Barker
...You're that old!??!

He's profile says he's 19

And you believe that?

If you disown her, burn her stuff, and have another kid because she disagrees with you, you have issues.

you should just smack the sh** out of her

Originally posted by General Kon-El
Go to a therapist. Or an Analrapist

Originally posted by InnerRise
.

I asked her if she loved him, she said no. She said he has money though, so it doesn't matter. She says he's bearable enough and that the money will be worth it.

This child has serious issues.






Not the best reason to have a baby.

Originally posted by King Kandy
If you disown her, burn her stuff, and have another kid because she disagrees with you, you have issues. Because she disagrees with me???

Please, she's doing this to spite me and it's a matter of right and wrong, morally speaking.

It doesn't matter what she or I thinks, it's just not right by any standards.

Originally posted by AC/DC'S_LVR
you should just smack the sh** out of her
Oh trust me, I did when I could get away with it.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Or an Analrapist
I'll have you know that neither me nor my daugther ever anal raped each other.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Because she disagrees with me???

Please, she's doing this to spite me and it's a matter of right and wrong, morally speaking.

It doesn't matter what she or I thinks, it's just not right by any standards.


Oh trust me, I did when I could get away with it.


I'll have you know that neither me nor my daugther ever anal raped each other.

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... You've obviously never seen Arrested Development, one of the funniest shows that was ever on Television.


its pronounceds a-NAL-Rah-pist. You're putting the emphasis on something else.

Its an analyzer and Therapist.

Hit Her. Stop babying her and hit her.

I can't believe some of you are buying this.


He's 19, he's said it before in past post.

Originally posted by Leo.M
I can't believe some of you are buying this.


He's 19, he's said it before in past post. I dont remember saying i bought anything.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I dont remember saying i bought anything.

I said some of you, not all

Originally posted by Noob_Krueger
Hit Her. Stop babying her and hit her. Babying her???? Does it sound as if I'm babying her.

We've sent her to Juvenile School, Boot Camp for boys, Private School, Home School, Jail for a day.

Nothing has worked. It has all backfired. I have no regrets though. We tried to correct the corruption within her.

She just left with her girlfriends, who aren't that much better than her.

Time to start burning. My wife is telling me no, but my body is telling me YES.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Leo.M
I said some of you, not all I DIDN'T BUY ANYTHING!!!!


*slaps*

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I DIDN'T BUY ANYTHING!!!!


*slaps*

Slap me again droolio

Originally posted by Leo.M
Slap me again droolio I told you to stay in the cage

Originally posted by InnerRise
Babying her???? Does it sound as if I'm babying her.

We've sent her to Juvenile School, Boot Camp for boys, Private School, Home School, Jail for a day.

Nothing has worked. It has all backfired. I have no regrets though. We tried to correct the corruption within her.

She just left with her girlfriends, who aren't that much better than her.

Time to start burning. My wife is telling me no, but my body is telling me YES.

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... Maybe you should just get her to sit down and talk with you. Try to restrain yourself from smacking, sending, and burning because those obviously haven't worked. No children are pure evil, they just have problems like everyone does and they seem to usually base those problems on their parents(which is where you come in.) If you can get her to just calm down for a few minutes, and show her the error of her ways and how this will turn out if she doesn't stop (verbally, not physically), not only will you two have connected a bit more, but she just might have listend to the words of wisdom. If that doesn't work, I guess you could just see an analrapist doped
-EDIT- I just read over my post and realized that what I was saying made me sound like I was trying to convince you to baby her. That is not what I meant, Don't show any sympathy in your voice. Act a bit mad and threatening but try to restrain yourself from hurting somebody.

-EDIT EDIT- I also noticed I sound like a shrink

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I told you to stay in the cage

It's not my fault you left the cage unlocked schmoll

no i unlocked the cage

Oh yeah, what for?

Originally posted by Great the Vraya
Maybe you should just get her to sit down and talk with you. Try to restrain yourself from smacking, sending, and burning because those obviously haven't worked. No children are pure evil, they just have problems like everyone does and they seem to usually base those problems on their parents(which is where you come in.) If you can get her to just calm down for a few minutes, and show her the error of her ways and how this will turn out if she doesn't stop (verbally, not physically), not only will you two have connected a bit more, but she just might have listend to the words of wisdom. If that doesn't work, I guess you could just see an analrapist doped
-EDIT- I just read over my post and realized that what I was saying made me sound like I was trying to convince you to baby her. That is not what I meant, Don't show any sympathy in your voice. Act a bit mad and threatening but try to restrain yourself from hurting somebody.

-EDIT EDIT- I also noticed I sound like a shrink I'm not abusive you know.

I dont hurt people like that.

Well I shut my wife up and half of my daughters things got burnt before she returned back home to retrieve her purse, which we just discovered had cocaine in it.

So she called the cops on me for burning her things. She was obviously high. The cops ended up taking her in for cocaine and now here we go.

At least she won't be moving away and getting married now. But I could have definitely did without this.

I don't even care. I won't fight for her. If she goes to jail, oh happy day.

My wife is just broken down. She's on her way to the police station following the police.

I'm watching "Heroes".

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
I'm not abusive you know.

I dont hurt people like that.

Well I shut my wife up and half of my daughters things got burnt before she returned back home to retrieve her purse, which we just discovered had cocaine in it.

So she called the cops on me for burning her things. She was obviously high. The cops ended up taking her in for cocaine and now here we go.

At least she won't be moving away and getting married now. But I could have definitely did without this.

I don't even care. I won't fight for her. If she goes to jail, oh happy day.

My wife is just broken down. She's on her way to the police station following the police.

I'm watching "Heroes".

Anata wa wakarimasu ka..... oh crap, I forgot that was on. Be back in like 48 minutes.

Originally posted by Great the Vraya
oh crap, I forgot that was on. Be back in like 48 minutes. Glad to be of service. At least some good came out of all this.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

If I was InnerRise..

Me: Thats it you no good idiot daught of mine!

*Gets out 2x4 and hits her leg repeatly*

Originally posted by InnerRise
Boot Camp for boys

I thought it was a daughter?

And i'm back...good episode by the way.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
...You're that old!??!

I was thinking the same as everyone else.

Originally posted by Naz
I thought it was a daughter? IT is, that's how bad IT is.

So my wife is still down at the police station. She called me down there to bring her information. But now I'm back home.

My daughter is so high and out of it. She's sitting up in the cell asking the guards if they want her to go get them something from McDonalds.

She'll be crying though by tomorrow morning once she realized she's in jail for the 3rd time.

I'll be laughing. I won't answer the phone either when she calls. I simply won't.

I won't let her mother either.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
...You're that old!??! Originally posted by Barker
...You're that old!??!

Originally posted by Thorinn
tad late there thorinn

your point?

Ummm...that YOU'RE LATE.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

there was no point...just pointing stuff out while half asleep occasionally having to recheck which thread I'm in to make sure that I don't say something stupid, which usually happens anyway...*yawn*

Originally posted by InnerRise
Ummm...that YOU'RE LATE.

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... Who are you again? ermmOriginally posted by Great the Vraya
there was no point...just pointing stuff out while half asleep occasionally having to recheck which thread I'm in to make sure that I don't say something stupid, which usually happens anyway...*yawn* K.

okay InnerRise IF this true your hottness level just dropped.

Originally posted by Thorinn
Who are you again? ermm K. Your point? doped

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
okay InnerRise IF this true your hottness level just dropped. I deny everything. angel_not

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Your point? doped

I deny everything. angel_not

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... I have many, pick one.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
...You're that old!??!

Originally posted by Thorinn
I have many, pick one. I refuse to do your work for you.

Do it your d@mn self. mhm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
I deny everything. angel_not




hmmmm hm

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
hmmmm hm doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

hm

mad

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

How old are you.

19

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
19

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Oh.

You're still Homophobic.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You're still Homophobic. How so?

That's so random and out of context.

But amuse me will you.doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
...You're that old!??!

Originally posted by InnerRise
How so?

That's so random and out of context.

But amuse me will you.doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

You tried to touch me when I slept.

homophobic means that you're afraid of gays...

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You tried to touch me when I slept. i dont recall that. i'll deny. i will.

Originally posted by Lyna303
homophobic means that you're afraid of gays... Lyna sweety, we know. gosh darnit youre so cute.

muah.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
i dont recall that. i'll deny. i will.

Lyna sweety, we know. gosh darnit youre so cute.

muah.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
it just didn't make sense the way he used it

Your 19 and you have a daughter who's engaged. dodgy

Originally posted by Lyna303
it just didn't make sense the way he used it Yeah.........................go have a skittle you cutey....

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Boohoo, your daughter is a rebel....Don't blame her for you being a terrible parent...




....Haha, no, but seriously, I thought you were 19?

But I am.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
But I am.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

So your daughters like 9 and getting married?

That's ridiculous silly. doped

Night night.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

i feel sorry for you in a weird kinda wahy cause i don't normally empathise with people on the net, but i can see you predictament.

best of luck on that one, don't worry yourself to death.

I can use the word Homophobic as I please.

And, You can't deny it! I have pictures~

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I can use the word Homophobic as I please.

And, You can't deny it! I have pictures~
was that directed at me ?

Originally posted by bogen
was that directed at me ? No, sadly it was directed at me.

In my time of grief, some KMC members still go out of their way to look into their heart, and pull out rubbish and accusations to throw at me. I just can't take it anymore.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

InnerRise stop playing with your dolls!

I don't have dolls. I use to play with my Sister's dolls though.

But not anymore.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Lol, who's actually read this properly