masterbruce vs streetlevels

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bigbran
Ok here it is.
You pick any streetleveler you can think of, and pit them against the almighty (not Jesus... but close).
For those unfamilar with masterbruce, here it is.
Originally posted by masterbruce
Train your body, mind and soul.

Body: Work out 6 days a week doing weights and cardio. Learn Akido, Jujitsu, Caipera, greco wrestling, taekwando, street defense, and any other method you have time for.

Mind: Take forensics classes, chemistry, bioology, anatomy, calculus and anything else that would broaden your scope. Take law classes as well.

Soul: Take a trip to nature where you can be one with nature. Go live in a forest for a month without any technology and human communication. The insight you'll gain will be priceless.

After 2 years of doing the above, when you have reached a physical and mental peak, you will be ready for your initial street duties.

First, equip yourself. buy light kevlar, hockey goalies mask, shin guard, wrist and elbow pads, a helmet, and spiked shoes. Buy everything in black as you want to blend in. Then get some darts and ninja stars, a dagger, and a PDA.

Once you've geared up, go to the most dangerous neighborhood you know at midnight and start beating the crap out of people you think look suspicious.

Good luck, I'm on my 3rd year of vigilantism and I'm still alive and fine. Don't listen to the other geeky losers on this board, they dont have the balls to do what you and I choose to do.

Do any of them have a chance?
You decide.

Oh ya, no prep.

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by bigbran
Ok here it is.
You pick any streetleveler you can think of, and pit them against the almighty (not Jesus... but close).
For those unfamilar with masterbruce, here it is.


Do any of them have a chance?
You decide.

laughing laughing laughing laughing

ExtraMision5555
rofl
is this real?
cuuz thats the fgugin jam

lando005
and people thought my dancing with the heroes idea was undignified

ExtraMision5555
Originally posted by lando005
and people thought my dancing with the heroes idea was undignified

it was very dignified

smile

Badabing
Masterbruce is the Undisputed Champ of BS. He may be able to talk his way out of this. Other than that, Batkick ftw. stick out tongue

King Kandy
laughing laughing laughing

Masterbruce.

He's the kind of guy my friend beats the shit out of.

masterbruce
I'm not a comic book character (at least I'm not aware of) so this may be closed.

In all honesty, I probably will lose to all the street levelers in comics (maybe I can take Robin on a good day, assuming I'm stronger than him and he is too overconfident). But they're just too good and unrealistic, they can dodge machine gun fire, I can't.

I'll be the first one to admit that I'm not the best fighter out there. I'm no where near Bruce Wayne's level in either knowledge of the martial arts or physical prowess. I have however maximized most of my physical abilities as much as my god given genes have allowed, so I'm no slouch either. I'm certainly close to peak human in the real world, not Captain America level peak human.

I am however gifted with extreme intelligence. My mind is my best weapon and I keep it sharp. This is a huge advantage against the dimwitted thugs that I usually encounter. They often underestimate me because I don't look very intimidating, therefore they fight with less effort and less smarts and I take that into my advantage and usually clean their clocks. The 2 or 3 times when I wasn't so lucky, I was able to get out without being too badly injured (just broken nose, black eye, some internal bleeding) but I was prob fortunate.

My success is that I account for every possibility in a situation. Therefore if I do decide to use force in a situation, i already have a contingency plan if I am unable to subdue my enemy.

But yeah, I would lose to every streetleveler in comics.

King Kandy
Dude... You're so arrogant. It's realy quite appaling.

masterbruce
Originally posted by King Kandy
Dude... You're so arrogant. It's realy quite appaling.

how am I arrogant? I just said I would lose badly to any streetleveler.

bigbran
Originally posted by masterbruce
I'm not a comic book character (at least I'm not aware of) so this may be closed.

In all honesty, I probably will lose to all the street levelers in comics (maybe I can take Robin on a good day, assuming I'm stronger than him and he is too overconfident). But they're just too good and unrealistic, they can dodge machine gun fire, I can't.

I'll be the first one to admit that I'm not the best fighter out there. I'm no where near Bruce Wayne's level in either knowledge of the martial arts or physical prowess. I have however maximized most of my physical abilities as much as my god given genes have allowed, so I'm no slouch either. I'm certainly close to peak human in the real world, not Captain America level peak human.

I am however gifted with extreme intelligence. My mind is my best weapon and I keep it sharp. This is a huge advantage against the dimwitted thugs that I usually encounter. They often underestimate me because I don't look very intimidating, therefore they fight with less effort and less smarts and I take that into my advantage and usually clean their clocks. The 2 or 3 times when I wasn't so lucky, I was able to get out without being too badly injured (just broken nose, black eye, some internal bleeding) but I was prob fortunate.

My success is that I account for every possibility in a situation. Therefore if I do decide to use force in a situation, i already have a contingency plan if I am unable to subdue my enemy.

But yeah, I would lose to every streetleveler in comics. I dissagree.
Didn't you spend months in the woods, and have 3 years of crime fighting under your belt.
In comics, I don't know if even Batman has 3 years of crimefighting.

Badabing
Originally posted by masterbruce
I'm not a comic book character (at least I'm not aware of) so this may be closed.

In all honesty, I probably will lose to all the street levelers in comics (maybe I can take Robin on a good day, assuming I'm stronger than him and he is too overconfident). But they're just too good and unrealistic, they can dodge machine gun fire, I can't.

I'll be the first one to admit that I'm not the best fighter out there. I'm no where near Bruce Wayne's level in either knowledge of the martial arts or physical prowess. I have however maximized most of my physical abilities as much as my god given genes have allowed, so I'm no slouch either. I'm certainly close to peak human in the real world, not Captain America level peak human.

I am however gifted with extreme intelligence. My mind is my best weapon and I keep it sharp. This is a huge advantage against the dimwitted thugs that I usually encounter. They often underestimate me because I don't look very intimidating, therefore they fight with less effort and less smarts and I take that into my advantage and usually clean their clocks. The 2 or 3 times when I wasn't so lucky, I was able to get out without being too badly injured (just broken nose, black eye, some internal bleeding) but I was prob fortunate.

My success is that I account for every possibility in a situation. Therefore if I do decide to use force in a situation, i already have a contingency plan if I am unable to subdue my enemy.

But yeah, I would lose to every streetleveler in comics.
Good God man! Why? Seriously, just why? confused

masterbruce
Originally posted by bigbran
I dissagree.
Didn't you spend months in the woods, and have 3 years of crime fighting under your belt.
In comics, I don't know if even Batman has 3 years of crimefighting.

It doesn't matter what kind of training I do. I'm a real person, not a fictional comic book character like Bruce. He's basically written to be like a superman.

masterbruce
Originally posted by Badabing
Good God man! Why? Seriously, just why? confused

why what?

ExtraMision5555
....what if i told you i was superman? would you still try to make me smile?

bigbran
Originally posted by masterbruce
It doesn't matter what kind of training I do. I'm a real person, not a fictional comic book character like Bruce. He's basically written to be like a superman. I don't think even the Batmiester has endured the stuff you have.

Badabing
Originally posted by masterbruce
why what?
If you can't figure it out then I'm sorry. sad

masterbruce
Originally posted by bigbran
I don't think even the Batmiester has endured the stuff you have.

i don't know. maybe, maybe not, its all useless conjecture. I do know that Batman has gone through shit I couldnt even imagine of surviving.

bigbran
Originally posted by masterbruce
i don't know. maybe, maybe not, its all useless conjecture. I do know that Batman has gone through shit I couldnt even imagine of surviving. Like what?

ExtraMision5555
Originally posted by masterbruce
i don't know. maybe, maybe not, its all useless conjecture. I do know that Batman has gone through shit I couldnt even imagine of surviving.

its okay, you still got the 22x muscls smile

masterbruce
Originally posted by bigbran
Like what?

getting his back broken by Bane after fighting everyone who escaped from Arkham and then retraining to retkae Gotham. Also Bruce is one rich dude, he had access to alot of opportunities (travel to the east) that I will never have in a million years. I can only rely on taking some classes, meeting some special people, and learning from books.

bigbran
Originally posted by masterbruce
getting his back broken by Bane after fighting everyone who escaped from Arkham and then retraining to retkae Gotham. Also Bruce is one rich dude, he had access to alot of opportunities (travel to the east) that I will never have in a million years. I can only rely on taking some classes, meeting some special people, and learning from books. We aren't talking about money. Batman doesn't have prep.
Also, many people have survived getting there back broken.

rotiart
I have a feeling aunt may kicks his but... provided she's allowed her handbag (aka death's door!)

masterbruce
Originally posted by bigbran
We aren't talking about money. Batman doesn't have prep.
Also, many people have survived getting there back broken.


ummm, nobody was able to get their backs broken and then recover to their prior health.

rotiart
just to be sure... we should try that method on you. big grin

Scoobless
Originally posted by masterbruce
they're just too good and unrealistic, they can dodge machine gun fire, I can't.

How do you know unless you try?.... anyone got an M16?

shifty

rotiart
Originally posted by Scoobless
How do you know unless you try?.... anyone got an M16?

shifty

That's so cold... mad

I just wanted to cripple the man for life... not kill him. I'm a nice guy after all.

King Kandy
Originally posted by masterbruce
how am I arrogant? I just said I would lose badly to any streetleveler.
You said you are physically optimal as humanly possible.

masterbruce
Whatever, I'm gonna go do some work. You guys are a complete waste of my time. mad

Like one of my masters used to tell me, "Don't let negative energy surround you, or you will become that which you despise"

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by masterbruce
I'm gonna go do some work. You guys are a complete waste of my time. mad

erm We havent really done anything

You soley destroyed your integrity, your dignity, and any repsect that you held.

But, you know, your peak human, and a prodigy, so, it's all right confused

King Kandy
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
erm We havent really done anything

You soley destroyed your integrity, your dignity, and any repsect that you held.

But, you know, your peak human, and a prodigy, so, it's all right confused

Agreed.

Your probably the second most arrogant, overhiped person on the board, next to Damo. And Damo thinks he's god.

Run too fast, and you'll destroy the universe! Be careful!

Darth Macabre
Originally posted by masterbruce
Whatever, I'm gonna go do some work. You guys are a complete waste of my time. mad

Like one of my masters used to tell me, "Don't let negative energy surround you, or you will become that which you despise" Are you sure it's homework, and not crime fighting?... shifty

Scoobless
JP would kick the asses of everyone who ever posted on KMC.... at the same time!

no expression

Soljer
Originally posted by Scoobless
JP would kick the asses of everyone who ever posted on KMC.... at the same time!

no expression

That's exactly what I was coming to this thread to say.

Damn you.

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by King Kandy
Agreed.

Your probably the second most arrogant, overhiped person on the board, next to Damo. And Damo thinks he's god.

Run too fast, and you'll destroy the universe! Be careful!

I am?

Also, it looks bad when you quote Great Dane's stupidity in order to make fun of someone else

Soljer
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
I am?

Also, it looks bad when you quote Great Dane's stupidity in order to make fun of someone else

He agreed with you, hence the quote.

I do believe he was talking to masterbruce with the rest.

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by Soljer
He agreed with you, hence the quote.

I do believe he was talking to masterbruce with the rest.

Thats what I thought. I just wanted to be sure wink

Soujaboy
I literally lauphed so hard I cried when I read Masterdumbass bullshit post. I mean wow, he's not really serious?

That has to be the funniest post even in the history of KMC message Boards.

Welcome to the hall of fame Masterdumbass!!

Howard_Jones
Originally posted by masterbruce
ummm, nobody was able to get their backs broken and then recover to their prior health.


Chris Benoit.

Remember that name, because he's had his spinal column broken before and healed up.

grey fox
*squints at Masterbruce*

JP ?

MC Hammer
laughing

No normal person thinks hes that good. What a dumbass. laughing

King Kandy
It's like, he'd probably claim he had reality altering powers if he had any less respect for us.

Jyppe
I want to see how Masterbruce looks like. Someone nearing his physhical perfection must be quite ripped smile

King Kandy
Probably some fat guy who watchs too many "Do it yourself Martial Arts" videos.

Soljer
Aye! Post a picture of yourself, Batman!

rotiart
Originally posted by Soljer
Aye! Post a picture of yourself, Batman!

What if Masterbruce posts a pic of that girl from the fifth element... big grin

According to the movie she was genetic perfection... big grin

Are we all sure Masterbruce is a guy?

Cause you know... girls are the ones known for gossiping, exaggerations, and plain outright lies...

(This is meant as a joke... )

lando005
yall leave that man alone before you make him cry

special_night_
Originally posted by lando005
yall leave that man alone before you make him cry Honestly Every single person here might not know what he is talking about because he is in a higher level than you he might not fight crime. But If you try and compare him to Bruce wayne at least he has attempted to get his physical ablitily and knowlegde very high you mock him for what to make fun of him, i dont think he really cares cuz he knows that he should waste his time on immature comic book geeks who talk about certain fictional heroes. Dont ever try and tear someone's personality down because in the end they will prevail and you wont. You will stand corrected, and you wont like it. What is the point of talking about Master bruce. We get your point you like to make fun of very intelligent people. Drop it. Relpy and let's see if you can talk more.

batdude123
Originally posted by special_night_
Honestly Every single person here might not know what he is talking about because he is in a higher level than you he might not fight crime. But If you try and compare him to Bruce wayne at least he has attempted to get his physical ablitily and knowlegde very high you mock him for what to make fun of him, i dont think he really cares cuz he knows that he should waste his time on immature comic book geeks who talk about certain fictional heroes. Dont ever try and tear someone's personality down because in the end they will prevail and you wont. You will stand corrected, and you wont like it. What is the point of talking about Master bruce. We get your point you like to make fun of very intelligent people. Drop it. Relpy and let's see if you can talk more.

crylaugh

This thread is el MEJOR!!! laughing out loud

juggernaut66666
Originally posted by special_night_
Honestly Every single person here might not know what he is talking about because he is in a higher level than you he might not fight crime. But If you try and compare him to Bruce wayne at least he has attempted to get his physical ablitily and knowlegde very high you mock him for what to make fun of him, i dont think he really cares cuz he knows that he should waste his time on immature comic book geeks who talk about certain fictional heroes. Dont ever try and tear someone's personality down because in the end they will prevail and you wont. You will stand corrected, and you wont like it. What is the point of talking about Master bruce. We get your point you like to make fun of very intelligent people. Drop it. Relpy and let's see if you can talk more.
laughing laughing laughing

bigbran
Originally posted by special_night_
Honestly Every single person here might not know what he is talking about because he is in a higher level than you he might not fight crime. But If you try and compare him to Bruce wayne at least he has attempted to get his physical ablitily and knowlegde very high you mock him for what to make fun of him, i dont think he really cares cuz he knows that he should waste his time on immature comic book geeks who talk about certain fictional heroes. Dont ever try and tear someone's personality down because in the end they will prevail and you wont. You will stand corrected, and you wont like it. What is the point of talking about Master bruce. We get your point you like to make fun of very intelligent people. Drop it. Relpy and let's see if you can talk more. hysterical

lando005
Originally posted by special_night_
Honestly Every single person here might not know what he is talking about because he is in a higher level than you he might not fight crime. But If you try and compare him to Bruce wayne at least he has attempted to get his physical ablitily and knowlegde very high you mock him for what to make fun of him, i dont think he really cares cuz he knows that he should waste his time on immature comic book geeks who talk about certain fictional heroes. Dont ever try and tear someone's personality down because in the end they will prevail and you wont. You will stand corrected, and you wont like it. What is the point of talking about Master bruce. We get your point you like to make fun of very intelligent people. Drop it. Relpy and let's see if you can talk more. what are you talking about i was telling them to leave him alone

Scoobless
Originally posted by special_night_
i dont think he really cares cuz he knows that he should waste his time on immature comic book geeks who talk about certain fictional heroes......

Dont ever try and tear someone's personality down because in the end they will prevail and you wont. You will stand corrected, and you wont like it.

I like the way you mixed anger/outrage with blatant hypocrisy.

Very nice!

big grin

Originally posted by special_night_
We get your point you like to make fun of very intelligent people. Drop it. Relpy and let's see if you can talk more.

If they were "very intelligent" they wouldn't be so easy to make fun of.

stick out tongue

batdude123
Originally posted by masterbruce
I'm not a comic book character (at least I'm not aware of) so this may be closed.

In all honesty, I probably will lose to all the street levelers in comics (maybe I can take Robin on a good day, assuming I'm stronger than him and he is too overconfident). But they're just too good and unrealistic, they can dodge machine gun fire, I can't.

1. Robin would kick your ass any day of the friggin' week.

Originally posted by masterbruce
I am however gifted with extreme intelligence. My mind is my best weapon and I keep it sharp. This is a huge advantage against the dimwitted thugs that I usually encounter. They often underestimate me because I don't look very intimidating, therefore they fight with less effort and less smarts and I take that into my advantage and usually clean their clocks.

2. Did you use your "extreme intelligence" when you said Magneto would beat Galactus? roll eyes (sarcastic)

Badabing
Originally posted by batdude123
1. Robin would kick your ass any day of the friggin' week.



2. Did you use your "extreme intelligence" when you said Magneto would beat Galactus? roll eyes (sarcastic)
Owned, freakin' OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneone

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j241/Badabing_2006/owned_short_bus.jpg

rotiart
When I read what Special_Night and Masterbruce have to say... I feel like I'm reading Bushisms.

And for your delight, I googled a collection of Bushims. big grin

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JuanJohnboy
lol

Grimm22
Just going to put it out there no expression

Me with Shovel >>>>> MasterBruce on a good day wink

Grimm22
Originally posted by batdude123
2. Did you use your "extreme intelligence" when you said Magneto would beat Galactus? roll eyes (sarcastic)

That coming from Batdude = Owned laughing

King Kandy
Thanks for the bushisms.

Turtlethomas
why are you picking on masterbruce?? any reasons?? he said it as it was... if he studys martial arts, let him. i do it myself, and most of you is too lazy to do it, so youre jealous and destroys it for the less-lazy people... losers

King Kandy
Originally posted by Turtlethomas
why are you picking on masterbruce?? any reasons?? he said it as it was... if he studys martial arts, let him. i do it myself, and most of you is too lazy to do it, so youre jealous and destroys it for the less-lazy people... losers
Oh, and his claim doesn't seem the slightest bt ridiculous to you? not at all?

MC Hammer
Um I only know him from this thread but how do you know him, saying everyone picks on him.

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