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Man Hurt After Lighting Firecracker In Buttocks

Several of the man's friends recorded the incident on a cell phone.

London, England -- A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday.

The incident took place Sunday when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night. That's a holiday traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes' gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century.

The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.

Katherine Shenton, a spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service, said a caller had phoned in that the victim was bleeding after the firework exploded.

Several of the man's friends recorded the incident on a cell phone. The blurry images show a man bent over with his pants down and a white flash as the firework exploded.

The Times newspaper reported the man is a soldier who recently returned from Iraq.


doh You know you're stupid When...

vincent

haha a truly inpirational story.
It'd be funny if he was in the tacticle bombs sqaud in the army

Lol, what an idiot!

Originally posted by bogen
haha a truly inpirational story.

How the f*ck is it inspirational!? You plan on setting off a firework in your ass any time soon?

Originally posted by Kram3r
Lol, what an idiot!



How the f*ck is it inspirational!? You plan on setting off a firework in your ass any time soon?

That hurt him? To hell you say.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Lol, what an idiot!



How the f*ck is it inspirational!? You plan on setting off a firework in your ass any time soon?

The subtlety of sarcasm eludes you.

i dont get it...how can that hurt you? what a freak accident.
roll over steve irwin

Was it one of the side-of-the-road firecrackers (like a M-80), a snapdragon (the ones you throw at people's feet to hear them yelp), or a full-blown Roman Candle / Bottle Rocket?

Actually, I think a sparkler up someone's rump would produced the best result.

a sparkler would have probably welded his ******* shut

Yeah, it lasts about 20 seconds or so. The following day would have been an adventurous one on the toilet for that young man. Someone would have to get a chipping hammer just so he could take a dump.

How come when Steve-O does it, it's awesome, but when this douche does it, it's retarded?

I've heard of this Steve-O guy. I think my brother (movie buff) told me he was some guy on Jackass.

Answer: They're both retarded.

Originally posted by botankus
They're both retarded.

I think I might try that...........On someone else while they are sleeping.


thank you butfirecracker dude for the ideas.

Originally posted by PVS

wha?

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
How come when Steve-O does it, it's awesome, but when this douche does it, it's retarded?

There's a mistake in there somewhere.

Can I just say. What did he ****ing expect? Read the title. Go on, read it.

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
The subtlety of sarcasm eludes you.

Ummm...no I didn't. See, I go to school with this guy and he consistently missuses words. Oh, but you'd know him better than I, so go continue to make assumptions, I'm sure somebody's listening.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Lol, what an idiot!



How the f*ck is it inspirational!? You plan on setting off a firework in your ass any time soon?

It's called sarcasm Sonny Jim.

Well, I would hope that it hurt him....otherwise he'd be like my hero. Imagine, not being hurt by a firecracker in the buttocks......the implications....

As if he didn't have to worry enough about UXO or IED in Iraq,now he wants to stick their smaller cousins in his ass.

Originally posted by office jesus
It's called sarcasm Sonny Jim.

Someone didn't bother reading the post DIRECTLY above them.