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Just as a joke, let's devise a comic book drinking game. Most drinking games based off of media are quite simple (Take a drink anytime someone says 'may the force be with you' in Star Wars, for example)

Hence, along the same vein....let's make up some rules.

I'll start

1) Take a shot everytime the word 'snikt' appears on panel.
2) Take a shot everytime the globe atop the daily planet falls (Two drinks if superman catches it).
3) Take a shot everytime something is referred to as "All powerful" "limitless" "infinite" or "impossible".
4) Take a shot everytime Batman batkicks something/someone.

...

Continue, if you please. .

My Mummy says drinking is for criminals, lawyers and clowns and if you drink you'll end up being abused by young children while you're dressed in huge pants and have womens makeup all over your face.

You don't want to be a clown do you?

Originally posted by Lucid Lui
My Mummy says drinking is for criminals, lawyers and clowns and if you drink you'll end up being abused by young children while you're dressed in huge pants and have womens makeup all over your face.

You don't want to be a clown do you?


sounds like the voice of experience

Oh Jesus, it's all in good fun, guys. C'mon.

How about every time somebody has come back from the dead?

Originally posted by batdude123
How about every time somebody has come back from the dead?

Damn right.

5) Take a shot everytime someone is ressurected. Two if no explanation is given.

6) Take a shot everytime the laws of physics are TOTALLY ignored - even by comic book standards. Punching through time, for instance.

Originally posted by Soljer
Damn right.

You'd be wasted off your ass 1/8 of the way down the list.

Originally posted by batdude123
You'd be wasted off your ass 1/8 of the way down the list.

That's the point .

Seriously though, Drinking games are done WHILE you're reading the comic. It's not like you just say "I'm gonna drink a shot for everyone thats EVER been ressurected." it's more along the lines of, if someone is brought back to life on panel, while you're reading, you take a shot. .

Let's see how few cliche panels it takes us to pass out! .

Take a shot every time you see the word "the."

Originally posted by batdude123
Take a shot every time you see the word "the."



-_-

Cheater.

Originally posted by Soljer
That's the point .

Seriously though, Drinking games are done WHILE you're reading the comic. It's not like you just say "I'm gonna drink a shot for everyone thats EVER been ressurected." it's more along the lines of, if someone is brought back to life on panel, while you're reading, you take a shot. .

Let's see how few cliche panels it takes us to pass out! .

How about everytime Wolverine:

Says Bub
Scowls
Has emphasis on his drawing his claws

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
How about everytime Wolverine:

Says Bub
Scowls
Has emphasis on his drawing his claws Everytime he survives an attack he shouldn't, as well....You'd be drunk by the third page.

Heroes reborn drinking game:



Claremont drinking game:

Take a shoot every time Superman completely over powers Kryptonite when he is sapost to be completely at it's mercy!

Read one Action Comic and you will die of alcohol poisoning

Every time Superman does a Jesus pose - Shot
Every time Hulk says "Strongest there is" - shot

Every time someone DOESN'T notice the apperance of Superman and Clark Kent wearing his glasses. Luther is a total freaking idiot!

Every time Hank Pym makes a complete moron of himself in Ultimates

What about a shot whenever someone gives a speech, thought or otherwise, in midair.


Did a lot of women have the body of an asian boy in heroes reborn?

Take a shot when.....

-Phoenix is mentioned as 'all powerful' or 'The pinnacle of evolution'

- A stupidly large number is given for the mutants population

- Hulk smashes something bigger then a five story apartment

- A character is mix between a human and some kind of cat

- Someone says a racist line (Ignore Hudlin folks , i like ya guys enough NOT to wish liver poisoning upon you.)

- Someone get's cloned

- You see a mullet

- Silver Surfer says something epic...but ends up sounding like a stoned hippy.

...More to come !