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i thought i would post some of my fanfic. i havent typed up the whole thing yet, but i will keep posting more as i type it. plze tell me what u think!

Jack and Liz: The Beginning

Jack was pacing his cabin. He was thinking about her again.
“What if she doesn’t love me back?” he thought to himself.
“I have to tell her. Now.” He said defiantly. He walked out onto the deck of the Pearl to a woman.
“Elizabeth?” The woman turned.
“Yes, Jack?”
“Um,, Elizabeth, I mean, Miss Swan, I have something to tell you.” He said nervously
“I’m listening.”
“Liz, the thing is…I love you!” he burst out. He looked hopefully at her. At first she looked perplexed, but then she wrapped her arms around him and kissed him. Just then a massive, slimy, tentacle shot out of the water and wrapped around Elizabeth and puller her into the ocean.
“Elizabeth!” Jack screamed, and just then, a man woke with a start.

Jack sat up in his bed and wiped his sweaty forehead. Another nightmare.
“That’s it. I have to tell her.” Jack said to himself. He stood up, put on his boots, and walked out of his cabin. Elizabeth was standing on the starboard side of the ship. He walked to where she was standing.
“Um, morning Elizabeth.”
“’Morning, Jack.”
“Elizabeth, there’s something you need to know.”
“And that is?”
“There’s no use fighting it. I love you.” Elizabeth was shocked.
“Jack…I…what do you expect me to say?”
“Nothing.” Said Jack and without even thinking, he grabbed Elizabeth and kissed her passionately. Liz struggled for a moment, but then relaxed.
“Cap’n? Oh sorry.” Mr. Gibbs had walked up to them.
“I won’t disturb you.” Mr. Gibbs walked off.
“Elizabeth, do you love me?”
“Jack, I…”
“Just answer the question.”
“I…um…”
“Elizabeth, do you love me?”
“Who wouldn’t?” They reached for each other and kissed long and hard.
“Perhaps we should get a little more privacy, darling?” asked Jack, out of breath. He led her to his cabin and shut the door. They continued their kiss. Jack was stroking her cheek, Elizabeth stroking his hair. They finished moments later and Jack pulled Liz onto his lap. Jack caressed her.
“I finally have you in my arms.” He said. Liz blushed.
“Liz, there’s one thing that has been bothering be above all most. That kiss.”
“You mean ‘The Kiss of Death’?”
“Exactly.”
“What about it?”
“That wasn’t just a diversion, was it, luv?”
“No. Kisses like that don’t come about by a mere need for a distraction, Jack.” She said quietly.
“How long have you loved me?”
“Ever since you saved me in Port Royal. But you are not the easiest to keep up with, Jack Sparrow.”
“Nor are you, Miss Swan.” She smiled. They started to kiss again. Just then, Will walked in. Jack and Liz stopped abruptly.
“Elizabeth? I…you…him…WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
“Nothing!” she said fast and quickly got off Jack’s lap.
“Elizabeth, I don’t know what to say! You’ve been my fiancé for over a year and I open a door to find you making out with one of the most notorious and devious pirates in the Caribbean!” Jack smiled proudly.
“Will, it’s not what it looks like, really!”
“Of course it is, Lizzy! Isn’t it?” he said nervously.
“Jack, I’m sorry. Will, please!”
“Elizabeth, we’re over!” and with that Will left the cabin, slamming the door on his way out.
“Will!” Liz screamed after him.
“What’s a matter, luv? Now you can have me!” said Jack
“Jack, it’s not that simple!”
“Of course it is! Look at what I did to Scarlett and Gizelle!”
“And I wonder if you’ll do the same thing to me.”
“Darling, this is way different,” he walked over to her and grabbed her hands, “This is true love, savvy?” he kissed her briefly on the lips, “Consider that.” And Jack left the cabin also. Elizabeth was left alone, staring blankly at the wall.
“He truly loves you.” She thought to herself, “I’m finally his.” She smiled to herself and left the cabin.

The next morning, Elizabeth was lying in her bed, insisting that what happened yesterday was a dream. She had herself convinced until Jack walked into her room.
“Good morning, luv.” He said
“Good morning, Jack.”
“Sleep well, darling?”
“Fine, thank you.”
“Um, Liz, about yesterday…”
“What about it?”
“I just, I wanna be the man you wake up to in the morning. I wanna be the shoulder you cry on when you’re sad. I wanna be the man that has your child…”
“What?!” Liz started to panic.
“Kidding on that last.” Liz eased
What I mean to say is…” he knelt at her bed, “Elizabeth Swann, will you marry me?” Liz was totally shocked.
“Jack, I…I’m sorry, but…it’s just too soon. Just give me time to let this sink in.” Jack’s face dropped.
“Oh…ok.” Liz stroked his cheek.
“Buy a ring first.” She said reassuringly. Jack’s face lit up a little.
“I love you Lizzy.” He kissed her on the cheek.
“I’ll see you on deck.” Jack said, and he turned and left the cabin.
“A child?” Liz whispered, perplexed, to herself. She rubbed her stomach cautiously, but found no bump. She shook the thought and began to get dressed.
Elizabeth walked out on deck 2o minutes later, fully dressed. She spotted Jack at the wheel and she walked over to him.
“That was really sweet, Jack.” She said
“Hmm? Oh, thank you.” He replied nervously
“But it really was too soon.”
“I know.”
“I really will consider it though.”
“Thank you, luv. You are gorgeous, Elizabeth.” Liz got a little teary-eyed
“Thank you, Jack.” She whispered.
“It’s true. You are absolutely lovely, Liz.”
“You’re handsome too, Jack.” Jack kissed her passionately
“You are so sweet.” Jack said, and stroked her cheek.
Then Will walked by and slammed against Jack’s shoulder as hard as he could as he walked past.
“Stop being such a jealous prat, Turner!” Jack yelled at him
“Stop being such a boasting git, Sparrow!” Will yelled back at him. Jack spun around to face him.
“That’s CAPTAIN Sparrow, William.” Jack whispered dangerously.
“Stop it! Both of you!” Liz stepped between them.
“Sorry darling, this is childish, isn’t it? Maybe we should get a little more privacy?” But before she could even answer, Jack gave Will one last deadly glare and grabbed Liz by the arm and dragged her into his cabin.
“Liz, don’t worry, Will‘ll get over it sooner or later.” Jack said comfortingly.
A month and a half passed with no change in Will’s behavior. On a Saturday night, Jack invited Liz into his cabin. He got down on one knee, once again, only this time he had a beautiful diamond ring in hand.
“Elizabeth, will you marry me? Please say yes.”
“Jack…yes.” She said hesitantly
“Oh, I underst…did you just say YES!?”
“I did, Jack.” Jack’s face was the most alight it had ever been.
“I love you so much Lizzy!” he yelled and he shoved her face into his, and kissed more deep and passionate than he had ever before. It seemed to last forever until Will burst in, looking slightly crazed and very drunk. He had his sword pulled and looked like he’d been crying his eyes out. Jack pulled away.
“Do you mind, eunuch? We are TRYING to celebrate our engagement!” Will’s face dropped completely.
“Engagement?”
“Yes, Turner. That’s what happens when two people love each other so much they decide to get married!” Jack explained to Will like he was 5 years old.
“I know what engagement means, Jack!” and with that, Will slammed the door behind him and Jack and Liz continued their kiss. The exited the cabin hours later, out of breath and very messy and slightly disoriented. Will, who was at the wheel, gave them a dirty look as they came out, but then turned back around.

yeah, i still have roughly 30 more pages 2 type! lol

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this your first fic? Its really awesome!

thanks. its not my VERY first one, but its the only one i have successfully finished and is actually decent. it gets better.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Amazing I liked it.

thank you. my favorite part is when JAck is explaining engagement 2 Will, its funny!

Are you gonna post it in Fanfiction.net?

its fantasticulous!

its fantastical, its prettifull, its sweetiness, its marvellousiness! lol

OMG you have to post more, i'vebeendepped!! I LOVE IT!! Especially since I am a J/L shipper. You must post all of it!! PLEASE!

LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOOVE IT. my fave part was that engagement part as well I was LMAO imagining it! post more soon

thts sooooooooooo gd!! lol u hav 2 post more

PLEASE POST MORE! I love the part where Will gets totally rejected!! *evil laugh* my plan is falling into place! devil2

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
Are you gonna post it in Fanfiction.net? yes i certainly am!Originally posted by *jcd*gmc*
PLEASE POST MORE! I love the part where Will gets totally rejected!! *evil laugh* my plan is falling into place! devil2 that was my take when i wrote this. but unfortunately, Will, Liz, and Jack make up later. i wish i could make him suffer omre, but itwas getting strange....i'll post more soon!

whats ur pen name on fanfiction.net, coz then it will work....

my pen name? h/o i dont remember...*checks* its givemedepporgivemedeath

hehe, nice siggy. okay

well...it says no matches found.

hhmmm... i havent posted my story yet, but let me try 2

lol i love your screenname im going to go check....

it didnt work 4 me either

yep it aint workin...

hhmm.. ill figue it out

im typing up more now!!!

yay! heres more!!

"THat child really needs to grow up some day." said Jack
"Jack what do you expect? I ripped his heart out. And hearts don't repair that easily. Just imagine if, now that were engaged, that you walked into a room and found me kissing Will. How would you feel?" Jack shuddered and hugged Liz to his chest like he would never let her go.
"That would never happen, would it darling?" he said, very worried.
"Of course not. I mean, you are my true love. I only agreed to marry Will because I had lost all hope that you loved me back."
"I was just so nervous that you didn't love me too. I knew that I had to just grit my teeth and do it, but i didn't know how." Jack let Liz go.
"So when will our wedding be?"'
"As soon as possible, luv."
"Oh my gosh! I need to tell my dad about this, don't I?"
"Somehow I don't think he'll take it well considering what i am."
"And what are you Jack Sparrow?"
"Very lucky to marry a woman like you? Devilishly handsome?" Liz smiled. "And i'm a pirate."
"Well, if i'm a pirate also, my father might accept it more." Jack's face lit up.
"You wanna be a pirate, luv?"
"More than anything, Mr. Sparrow." They kissed again.
"You have made me the happiest man on earth, Lizzie Sparrow." Liz blushed.
"I could say the same for you, Captain Jack Sparrow."
"I love you, darling."
"I love you too. I better go write my father. While i'm gone do NOT pick any fights will Will, savvy?" said Liz
"Yes ma'am." he joked. Liz walked into her cabin and jack stared back at her. Once he was sure she was gone, he walked over to Will.
"No offense, mate, but you've got to get over this sometime." he said.
"Easy for you to say, you got Elizabeth."
"That's true, but that doesn't mean there's not someone out there for you."
"I suppose you're right."
"Darn right, i'm right! Now stop moping and regain some confidence in yourself, you pathetic mass." he said with a laugh.
"I think it was the best advice you've ever given, Jack."
"Thank you Will.......wait....."
Wil laughed and patted him on the shoulder.
"You're alright, Jack."
"I guess you are too, eunuch."

Jack walked into Liz's cabin.
"How's it coming, luv?"
"Fine. How are you and Will coming?"
"Fine now. We just patched things up."
"That's great, Jack." she kissed him lightly.
"I'm gonna go get some rum, would you like a bottle, luv?"
"No thank you, darling." Jack walked down to the rum cellar and grabbed a bottle. He uncorked it and took a swig and walked up the stairs.

****************
3 months had passed and Liz was changing into her wedding dress with help from her old friend, Shandon.
"Shandi, I can't believe i'm getting married in a hour. Maybe i'm not ready! What if Jack's not ready? What if I forget to say 'I Do'? What if i forget how to KISS!?" she said panicked.
"Lizzie, honey, I felt the exact same way on my wedding day. I was nervous beyond reason. But look at me and Devin now. Liz, you will do fine!"
"Thanks, Shandi. You are a true friend." Just then someone covered her eyes, kissed her, and said "Guess who?".
"Possibly one more kiss would give me a hint." She kissed again. Jack uncovered her eyes.
"Hello Lizzie." Liz rolled her eyes.
"How many times do I have to tell you men, it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding?"
"I'll take my chances."
"I'll leave you two alone." Shandi said, and she left.
"So are you ready, Jack?"
"I'm very ready..."
"Me too."
"...but nervous as heck."
"Me too. More than anything! Oh, JAck. Were really going to do this, aren't we?"
"You aren't backing out now, are you darling?" Jack zipped up her dress so she was fully ready and he wrapped his arms around her.
"Of course not! It's just..."
"I know, darling. But everything will be fine. And just think, what happens AFTER a wedding?" Liz caught on.
"Mr. Sparrow! I'm not entirely sure that i'm nervous enough to allow that kind of talk." she smiled. "You know Jack, you look rather handsome in a tux." they kissed passionatley.
"Shall we go then?" and Jack accompanied her out the door. They stopped at the entrance to the chapel.
"I'll see you in a few minutes, luv." He gave her a quick kiss, adjusted his tie, and walked through the double doors. Liz was shaking uncontrollably.
"Nervous, darling?" Liz turned.
"Dad!" they hugged.
"My little girl, getting married!" he started to cry silent tears. Liz followed.
"I love you, dad." they hugged again, and Gov. Swann kissed her on the cheek.
"Oh no!" they heard the wedding march being played.
"Are you ready?"
"No, but lets go." they walked through the doors, with linked arms. They were both silentlysobbing and shaking. After what seemed like days, they reached the altar. Liz and her father parted, and Liz stood with Jack. Jack grabbed her hand.
"Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to join thhis man, and this woman in holy matrimony." the ceremony began.

*****

"Do you, Jack Sparrow..."
"Captain!" Liz and Jack both interrupted.
"Excuse me, do you Captain Jack Sparrow, take Elizabeth Swann to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer r for poorer, for better or for worse, 'till death do you part?"
"I do." he said defiantly.
"And do you, Elizabeth Swann, take Captain Jack Sparrow to be your lawfully wedded husband? To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer r for poorer, for better or for worse, 'till death do you part?"
"I do." she said very shakily.
"The by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may..." but they didn't even wait for the word. Jack had already grabbed his wife and was kissing her most passionatley. It lasted at least a minute before they broke apart. Jack picked up Liz, and they walked out the doors and down the steps. They walked straight to the docks and Jack and Liz stepped onto the Pearl, followed by Will, Mr. Gibbs, Marty, Cotton, and Cotton's parrot."
"None of you are to disturb us until we tell ye, savvy?" said Jack sternly. Jack carried Liz to his cabin and set her on the bed after closing the door.
"Are you ready?" asked Jack
"For what?" Jack took off his tie and coat. Liz caught on. She unzipped her dress so she was only in her bodice. Jack took off his shirt and the rest of his articles, as did Liz, and then.....
**********

"Jack?"
"MMhh?"
It was 3 in the morning.
"Stop."
"Why?" he pouted.
"I want to discuss something with you."
"What's that?"
"i want to start a family as soon as possible."
"What? You mean, have kids? Really?"
"Absolutely. So, is that a yes?"
"Absolutely."
"Great! Ok, continue."

The next morning, they awoke very happy.
"Good morning, Mrs. Sparrow."
"Good morning, Jack."
"I'm really glad you felt the same way about having kids."
"As am I, Jack."
"Now we have to come up with a name......."

awwwe!!!!!!

Bravo,maravillosa ahhhhh

what does maravillosa mean?

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
what does maravillosa mean?

magnificent or marvelous

oh. THANK YOU GUYS!!!!!

You are Welcome

hhmm.. id type up more, but its too late

oh

kay i just got done! THAT WAS SOOOO GOOD!!! MORE MORE!! IN THE MORNING IN THE MORNING!

ill type more later, im pretty sure

ok, in process of....

good....

ok! here! i got a lot of inspiration 4 this one from our version of pirates! wink3

4 months past, and Liz was steering the Pearl alongside Jack. All of a sudden, Liz fell to her knees, clutching her stomach.
“What’s wrong, darling?”
“Nothing. Nothing’s wr-ouch!”
“Lizzie, are you sick?”
“No, I don’t think so. It actually seems like...no way…”
“What? WHAT?!”
“Jack, I think I might be…pregnant!”
“Wait...did you just say what I think you said?”
“Jack, I’m going to have a baby!”
“I’m going to be a dad!”
“I have to go tell my father!” She eased herself up.
“Are you sure you’re ok?”
“Yeah, I’m fine.” She walked into their cabin. Jack followed, just in case.

Liz was staring over the railing of her house. Jack suddenly came up behind her.
“Alright, darling?”
“Yeah, I was just thinking.”
“And how’s little Jack?”
“Little Jack? We don’t even know if it’s a boy yet!”
“Just a suggestion…”
“Well I don’t need your suggestions!”
“Ok, I’m sorry, I’m just the father! I only helped in creating it!”
“Are you the one having the baby? No!”
“I think someone’s hormones are kicking in!”
“Excuse me?!”
“This reminds me of when your mother had you.” Governor Swann had come up behind them.
“You could show a little more courtesy to your husband, you know!” Jack said arrogantly.
“What is with you men!? Do you think this is all fun and games?! If you think so, you can have the baby, Jack!” and Liz stormed into her room and slammed her door. Gov. Swann and jack looked at each other.
“Women.” They said in unison.

Jack walked into Liz’s room an hour later. He walked over to her bed, where she was sitting.
“You ok, luv?” Liz looked up at him and suddenly broke down sobbing. She pressed her head to his stomach. Jack placed his hand on the back of her head and rolled his eyes.
“Oh boy, more mood swings.” He thought to himself.
“I’m so sorry, Jack! I shouldn’t have yelled at you! It’s not your fault!”
“No worries, luv. I understand.”
“I knew you would.” Jack sat next to her on the bed and Liz laid her head on his lap.
“You know, we still need some ideas for names.” Jack said
“How about…Julie for a girl?”
“Ugh, no! We need to give it an exotic name. I mean, Elizabeth and jack are such common names.”
“How about I’ll make up a list of names, and you make up a list of names, and then we’ll choose the best girl name and the best boy name.”
“Good idea.”

That night, they exchanged their lists. The lists combined consisted of the following:
Girls’ names:
Janae Jordyn
Naomi Allison
Denise Porter
Shayla Payton
Franchesca Louisa

Boys’ names:
Bradley David
Zack Calvin
Brandon Cedric (lol Harry Potter)
Kian(key-an) Joey
Ryan Spencer

“I think Franchesca is a little too foreign.” Said Liz
“So does Cedric.” Said Jack
“But I love the name Kian. It’s adorable.” Said Liz
“Yeah, let’s go with that one. And I really like the name Payton.”
“Ok, Kian and Payton. One more obstacle overcome.”

The next nine months were filled with screams, pain, mood swings, odd cravings, and lots of crying. But one day…

“Ahh!” screamed Liz
“What’s wrong?” yelled Jack
“Jack, it’s time!” Jack started pacing quickly.
“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!”

An hour later…
“Come on, sweetie! Almost!” said Gov. Swann.
“Jack! Get in here NOW!” yelled Liz, “Ahh!”
“Jack had been outside with his eyes closed, like he was terrified. He stepped inside and walked over to Liz. She squeezed his hand exceptionally hard.
“It’s all right, darling!”
“Come on! Push! Nearly…here it comes…and…it’s a girl!” yelled the doctor. The next moment, Liz was holding the crying baby.
“Oh my god. She’s beautiful.” Whispered Jack. Liz handed him the baby. He took the new Payton in his arms and stared down at her.
“I’ve never felt like this.” He said. And for the first time in at least 10 years, he started to cry.

Liz was holding Payton on deck. Someone put a hand on her shoulder. She turned around. It was Will.
“Hello Will.”
“You know, it really is a beautiful child.” Liz kissed him lightly on the cheek.
“Thank you, Will.”
“I only wish it was mine.”
“Will, I swear to you that there is someone out there for you.”
“Thanks Elizabeth.” He turned and walked off.

That night they docked in a foreign port. The crew walked into what they thought was a pub. Well, it was a pub, but the complete opposite of a Tortuga pub. Everyone was kind and welcoming. There wasn’t even any drinking going on. All the inhabitants were primly dressed and clean cut. There were a few that were grunged, but looked presentable. There was a man , with his head in his hands and a white wig sitting down in a chair, a beautiful woman sitting on a stool at the bar counter, and at least 6 dozen more people socializing with each other. A man with short cut brown hair that looked about 42 walked up to the crew.
“’Ello, ‘ello! Welcome to the port of Tengora! If you would, could you please introduce yourselves?”
“I’m Gibbs, Joshamee Gibbs…Marty…Raak! All aboard!”
“This is Cotton and Cotton’s parrot.” Translated Gibbs
“I’m Will Turner.”
“And I’m Captain Jack Sparrow and this is my incredibly gorgeous wife, Elizabeth Sparrow, and the person who gave me life, my daughter Payton.”
“Welcome, all of you! Feel free to socialize and have some fun!”
“Do you have any rum?”
“If you would like some. Henry, some rum for these fine people!” The man behind the bar brought out a dozen bottles of rum and passed them around. The man with his head in his hands was staring at them. It only took them a few seconds to notice who it was…
“James Norrington?!” said Liz. She ran over and gave him a hug.
“Hello Elizabeth. How have you been?”
“I’m spectacular, James. How are you? Oh, it’s so great to see you!”
“I’m fine. And it’s great to see you too.”
“What brings you here?”
“I just stopped by. What are you doin…what is Will doing talking to my daughter?!” they both looked over by the bar where Will was talking to the pretty girl on the stool.
“You have a daughter? When did this happen?”
“About 23 years ago…I got a woman…you know.” He sounded ashamed.
“How come I never knew this?”
“I didn’t want anyone to know. If I married you, I would tell you of course, but…”
“Why have I never met her?”
“Until last year she was living with her mother, but anyway, I need to figure out what’s happening here…” they walked over to Will and James’ daughter. They broke from their conversation.
“Will, I hope you know that’s my daughter you’re talking to.”
“What…you…Jennifer…seriously?”
“You know my father?”
“Yes, quite well. And by now he should know that I do NOT want him talking to my daughter!”
“Daddy, come on! I’m 23 years old! I think I’m old enough to talk to guys!”
“Jennifer Rose Norrington I am still your father, young lady!”
“James, technically now you have no control over her anymore.” Said Liz
“Jenn, maybe we should go.” Said Will, and they walked out the pub door.
“James, you need to let your daughter go. She’s an adult now.”
“You’re right, Elizabeth. She’s a beautiful girl.”
“Yeah, she is.”
“So its Mrs. Sparrow now, is it?”
“It is.”
“I’m happy for you. It’s hard to believe it’s been so long since our engagement.”
“Yeah, it is kind of strange, isn’t it? I mean, now I’m married. I was engaged 3 times.”
“Liz, we’d better go.” Jack had come up behind her.
“Ok, darling. Um, James, would you like to come with us?”
“Sure, why not.” They gathered up the crew, all except for Will. They walked out of the pub to a very interesting surprise. Will and Jenn were locked in a close embrace and kissing deeply and passionately.
“JENNIFER ROSE NORRINGTON!” Jenn and Will just ignored him.
“Did you hear me young lady?!” They broke apart.
“I am not a child any more Dad! Need I remind you how old you were when you got mom pregnant?”
“Do NOT bring your mother in to this, do not!”
“Are you forgetting she’s the one who had me?”
“I am done with this discussion, come with me now!”
“No! I love Will!”
“You’ve known him for 30 minutes!”
“Yet I feel sure he’s the one!”
“Wait, you feel the same way?” asked Will
“I do.” Liz put her hand on James’ shoulder.
“Let her go.” She whispered.
“Fine. I will respect your decision, Jennifer. I…I just want you to be happy.”
“Thank you!” they began to kiss again.
“Well, we had better go. Are you two done kissing yet?” asked Liz
“Fine! We’ll continue later, darling.” Said Will. They all walked onto the pearl and sailed away.
“I knew there was someone out there for him.” Said Jack. Jack and Liz were in their cabin.
“You’re so cute when you’re right!”
“You’re cute all the time!” they started to kiss. They led each other to the bed and dropped down on it. They got under the covers and removed their clothing. They were just beginning when Will and Jenn burst in.
“We’re getting…oh gosh! Sorry!”
“Don’t you people ever KNOCK?!” yelled Jack
“We just wanted to tell you that we’re getting married.” Said Jenn
“Well whoopty-doodle-doo for you, now could you please leave us to our business?” said Jack irritably.
“’Scuse us, sorry.” And they shut the door behind them.
“Honestly, we need a lock.” Said Jack

lol, thats funny. "well whoopty-doodle doo" lol

i luv that line!

lLOL thats funnie

thank you

LOL That was a good fic

your welcome r u gunna post it on fanfic yet?

when im one typing it. im almost finished with the second fanfic in this series. i havent even finished typing the 1st one yet! but im pretty close

typing more......

kk here! BIG part in the story.

They woke up the next morning to a bunch of screaming.
“You’ve known him less than a day!”
“I love him! And we’re getting married whether you like it or not!” and they heard stomps and then a door slam. They heard a thud on deck.
“What did I do wrong?!” they heard, and tears followed.
“We’d better check this out, Jack.” They dressed and went on deck. James was on his knees, sobbing into his hands. Liz rushed over and put her arm around him.
“James, this isn’t your fault. Do not blame yourself. This is her decision. Remember, let her go.”
“Yeah, mate, let her go. Let her do what she thinks is right. You’ve got to let her fly away…like a sparrow.”
“Or a sawn.” Added Liz
“You’re right, both of you. I have to pull myself together.” He stood up and wiped his eyes.
“Thank you Elizabeth, Jack.”
“No problem, mate.”
“You’re welcome, James.”
They heard distant crying.
“I’ll get her.” Said Liz, and she headed for her old cabin and returned minutes later with Payton.
“Good morning, honey.” Said Jack
“Maybe you should go talk to Jenn, James. But I suggest you knock before you enter, though.” Said Liz. James smiled and walked off.
“They ARE a darling couple, aren’t they?
“They are. I guess he’s not a eunuch after all.” Liz smiled.
“We were engaged and nearly married, that didn’t prove he wasn’t a eunuch?”
“Doesn’t Payton need changing?” Jack said, changing the subject.
“Yes, good thinking, Jack.” And she handed her to him.
“Fine, but you owe me, young lady.” And Jack and Payton walked into the cabin.

Jack had pulled Liz into their cabin.
“Lizzie, we have a problem.”
“What?”
“Um…there’s something I’ve never told you. Something I haven’t even told Gibbs.”
“What is it?”
“I’ve been in a bit of a predicament for a long time now.”
“Jack, we’ve already killed Davy Jones, what else are you in trouble for?” she said with a laugh.
“Well, when I was young, my mother died, and my father left to find a job and never came back…” Liz gasped
“After I had no parents or food for a couple days I met an old fisherman. He allowed me to stay with him if I paid him back in the end. Well, I worked for him for eight years, ‘till I was eighteen, and without a word one night, one night I left. I stole a long boat while everyone was sleeping and I paddled to Singapore. Then you know the rest.”
“So what’s the problem?”
“Don’t you understand, luv? I never paid him back. I’ve been running from him for nearly 17 years now. But yesterday I received a letter, I don’t know how he knew where I was, but it was from him and he said…” he paused and sighed.
“…said he’s coming after you.” finished Liz.
“Aye, luv.”
“Well, how much do you owe him?”
“I’d guess roughly $650.”
“Wow, that’s a lot. Well, we just have to get the money, that’s all.”
“But where?”
“My father, of course.”
“Really, that’s it?”
“Yeah. He’d be happy to make a donation.”
“Thanks so much, luv. This means a lot.”
“So do you.” They kissed.

Liz sent a letter to Gov. Swann explaining the situation and he readily agreed. They immediately set sail for Port Royal. They arrived there in a few days.
“Hi dad!” Liz and Gov. Swann hugged.
“How are you?”
“We’re great.”
“And where’s my favorite granddaughter?” Jack handed Payton to Gov. Swann.
“How are you, sir?” asked Jack
“I’m fine, thank you. So I understand you’ve got yourself a little money problem?”
“I guess so.”
“You seem to get into a lot of these, don’t’ you, Jack?”
“Yeah, kinda funny, huh?”
“U-huh.” Gov. Swann said.
“Um, anyway. We’d better leave as soon as possible, so…” said Liz
“Oh yes, of course. Here you go.” He handed Jack the cash.
“Thank you so much, sir. How can I repay you?”
“All I ask is that you take good care of my daughter.”
“Will do, sir, will do. Thank you again.”
“No problem, really. Take care, you two.”
“We will. Bye father.” said Liz. They left and walked to the ship. They walked on deck and someone tapped Jack on the shoulder.
“My go…oh, hello Mr. Avalon.”
“I want my money, Sparrow.”
“How did you know where I was?”
“That’s not the point. I want my money!”
“What a coincidence! Here it is!” he handed him the money.
“Thank you. Your debt is paid. Goodbye, Jack.”
“Bye.” Mr. Avalon left. Liz came up behind Jack and put her arms around him.
“One more debt repaid.”
“I’m sure they’ll be more to come if I know you.”

Liz and Jack were talking in their cabin.
“Jack, how many kids do you want to have?”
“I don’t know, maybe four.”
“Hmm, four kids. But the problem is, is a ship really a safe place to raise a child?”
“Um, I think so…no…yes…is this a trick question?”
“No Jack. Answer truly.”
“Well, no. But you don’t honestly think that we are just going to give up our pirating to raise children?”
“Are you saying that being a pirate is more important than raising a child properly?”
“I’m just saying that…well…I don’t know. I’m not going to give up my being a pirate, luv.”
“Well I don’t think this is proper! We need to raise Payton on dry land!”
“Don’t you want a pirate child?”
“To tell the truth, no Jack.”
“You’re kidding! Payton is going to be a pirate!”
“You know what, Sparrow? It’s parents like you who make the youth today miserable!”
“Are you insulting my parenting?!”
“As a matter of fact, yes. Parents that force their children to do things become depressed and angry! I don’t want Payton like that!”
“She won’t be because I’m her father!”
“Oh THAT’S reassuring!”
“What is that supposed to mean?”
“It means that, well, you know what it means!”
“Well then maybe to please you, I won’t be Payton’s father!”
“Fine! I’ll take Payton!”
“Then I guess we’re over Elizabeth Sparrow!”
“It’s Elizabeth Swann to you!” she stormed out of the room. Jack went to the cellar to drown himself in rum.

They arrived in Tortuga hours later. Jack docked, extremely drunk. He walked very clumsily to the pub. Liz stayed on the ship for a couple minutes. After a while, she told Will to take care of Payton. She walked into the pub, avoiding the fighting men and women. She walked into a corner to find Jack and Gizelle kissing vigorously.
“It’s been 3 hours!” Jack pulled away
“This is Tortuga, luv. One can find love in 3 minutes if desired. But lucky for me, I have former loves!”
“Shut up and kiss me Jack!” yelled Gizelle
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a woman much prettier than you to make out with!” and they continued.
“Two can play at that game!” she turned around, grabbed a man around 30 years old and began kissing him just as hard. The man played along gladly. They finally got on the ship around 1 in the morning. Jack went into his cabin and Liz followed.
“What are you doing in MY cabin, wench?”
“Oh…right. Night wretch!” she slammed the door behind her.

The next day someone knocked on Jack’s door.
“Now you guys knock!”
“It’s me.” Liz walked in.
“Well if it isn’t the little strumpet hersel-“ but he was stopped by Liz and her kiss. She grabbed his face and shoved it in hers. She let go seconds later.
“if you ever kiss another woman again, I’m going to do your-“
“Don’t worry.” And he grabbed her by the hips and kissed her.
“I’m sorry.”
“Shut up and kiss me, Jack!” and they started to kiss again.

3 months passed and now Liz was helping Jenn into her wedding dress.
“Liz, do you think we’re rushing into this? Do you think we should wait? What if we mess up? What if Will hates me? What if my dad starts yelling at me again? What if-“
“What if you stop stressing? I felt the same way before my wedding. But I promise you’ll be fine. Ok, you’re ready. Let’s go.” Liz went inside the wedding hall and Jenn met her father.
“No matter what happens, I love you Jennifer. And I want what’s best for you.”
“I love you, dad!” they hugged. They entered the hall and walked down the aisle.

After the wedding, Jack and Liz were taking care of Payton. Remember our wedding?”
“Boy, do i. I don’t ever want to go back to how nervous I was.” said Jack
“Ugh. Me neither. But it was great in the end, wasn’t it?”
“You got that right.”
“I really can’t believe that I have you finally. I mean, even after this long.”
“I know. You’re the love of my life, and I bought you something.” He put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a small box. He opened it to reveal an amazing diamond necklace.
“Oh my god! Jack I…you…thank you! It’s gorgeous!”
“Just like you.” They smiled at each other. Jack put his arm around her neck and attached the necklace. Liz put Payton in her crib and sat down with Jack.
“I love you darling.”
“I love you too Jack.”
“Liz, there’s something else you need to know. Something that I think will have a huge impact on your life and already has on mine.”
“What? Whatever it is, just know that I love you no matter what. I will always stand by you.”
“Ok, Elizabeth. I know that may be a big shock to you, but I have to tell you. Well, you may not believe me, but I’m…”

To be continued in Jack and Liz: The Bonds of Love-Book Two

ok!! i finally typed some of the sequal!! i've also got a couple of the 3rd done, prob. about 1/4 of it. then I have the last moments of the series. slightly sad really, the end. but aside! here you go, feel free to read! or not...

Jack and Liz: The Bonds of Love

Rewind: “Liz, there’s something else you need to know. Something that I think will have a huge impact on your life and already has on mine.”
“What? Whatever it is, just know that I love you no matter what. I will always stand by you.”
“Ok, Elizabeth. I know that may be a big shock to you, but I have to tell you. Well, you may not believe me, but I’m…”

“Liz, I’m a…a wizard.” Liz had a very shocked look on her face. Then Jack burst out laughing.

“You are horrible, Jack Sparrow!” she yelled jokingly
“I couldn’t resist, mate!” he said with a chuckle.
“You’re sure there’s nothing else you want to tell me?”
“No, I don’t think so. What about you?”
“Why, do you think I’m hiding something?”
“No, I wasn’t...”
“Because if you think so, you’re wrong!”
“No Lizzie, I wasn’t gonna-“
“Why do all men think the women is hiding something?!” she was yelling now.
“Luv, where is this coming from?”
“You know what? Save it! I know what you mean and I’m sick of it! So just leave me alone!” and she stormed off. Jack couldn’t help but think “WTF?”

The next morning Jack was waken by a kiss. After it ended, Jack still had his lips stuck out like he wanted more. They kissed again.
“I can’t think of a better wake-up call, luv.” Said Jack
“I couldn’t think of a better way to apologize. Jack, I am so sorry! I just…you know, mood swings…”
“Stop. I understand.”
“I knew you would, darling.” Payton started crying.
“I’ll get her.” Said Liz. She walked over to the crib and brought Payton to the bed.
“How’s my baby doing this morning?” asked Jack
“Gah!”
“Come on, say dada! Say dada!”
“Gah!”
“Good try, Jack.” Said Liz
“She has to learn sometime, doesn’t she?”
“She’ll talk when she’s ready, I’m sure. She is going to be one gorgeous young lady one day.”
“That she is, luv. I mean, with a mother like you, how could she not be?”

Two months passed and Liz and Jenn were talking.
“Liz, I think we should have a girls’ day out. I mean, we spend all our time surrounded by smelly pirates, no offense to Jack and Will, but…”
“I get it. And I agree. How about next port?”
“Great.” Said Jenn.

So the next port, Liz and Jenn took a day off together. The explored a whole bunch of shops and did all the other things that Jack and Will-ok, maybe Will- would never want to do. They were shopping inside a clothing store when Liz pulled Jenn aside.
“Ok, can you keep a secret for now? Just until I’m ready to tell Jack?”
“Of course! My lips are sealed. So spill!”
“Ok, I’m pregnant again!”
“So soon?”
“I guess. I mean, I’ve been feeling it for about 2 weeks now, but I want to surprise Jack.”
“Well then now would be a great time to tell you that I’m pregnant too…”
“What? How long?!”
“About the same as you. Two weeks.”
“This is great! Have you even told James yet?
“Dad? No way! He’d flip out!”
“Well you have to tell him sometime! I’m sure he’ll be thrilled to be a grandfather!”
“I guess you’re right. I’ll tell him if you tell your father.”
“Deal.”
“Deal.”
“Hey, I need to ‘relieve myself’. I’ll be right back.”

Liz headed out the door to the bathroom. She was about to enter when someone grabbed her from behind and put a hand over her mouth.
“Don’t struggle and I won’t hurt you.” A voice whispered into her ear. The voice sounded familiar but she couldn’t turn to see who it was. There was no one around so the stranger led Liz casually to a small cramped house about a block away. The stranger shoved her in the door. Once they were inside, the person turned and locked the door. Liz finally saw who it was.
“Beckett?! Why are you doing this?”
“Because you and your little boyfriend ruined my life.” Beckett had changed. He looked just like Norrington did after his Jack chase.
“Beg pardon?”
“You stole Davy Jones’ heart and I lost my job for it.” Beckett rolled up his sleeve to reveal the pirate brand.
“Now you know what it feels like Cutler!”
“I guess.” He rolled down his sleeve.
“But I still don’t understand why you kidnapped me.”
“Elizabeth, I love you!” he pulled her in and kissed her.
“Ew! Sicko! First of all, I’m married, second, I have a daughter, and third, I’m pregnant!”
“Um…oh.”
“Yeah, oh!”
“Well I can’t just let you go now!”
“Why not? Jenn is gonna go ballistic when I don’t return and Jack is gonna drink himself to death! Just let me go!”
“I don’t think so, luv. If he wants you, ha can come find you!”

“What?!” Jenn had just come back with the bad news.
“I don’t know! She said she was going to the bathroom and she never came back! I searched everywhere, but I couldn’t find her! I’m so sorry Jack!” He looked close to tears.
“Jack, there’s another thing. She wanted to surprise you, but in light of this even, I feel the need to say it for her. Jack, Elizabeth is pregnant again.”
“Oh my gosh! She’s…again? Really?! I have to find her! Jenn, rouse the crew. We’ll stay up all night if we have to.” Jack grabbed his effects and ran out the door.

The crew was searching the whole town and knocking on door after door. After hours of searching, Jack reached the small cramped house. He knocked, but no one answered. He knocked harder, but no answer still.
“Hello? Excuse me, is anyone in there?” he yelled. Liz recognized his voice.
“Jack?!” she screamed, but Beckett covered her mouth again.
“Elizabeth! Let me in or I’ll break the door down!”
“Sorry Jackie boy, but Liz is with me now!” said Beckett
“Cutler Beckett? That’s it!” Jack stepped back and rammed the door, but it didn’t budge.
“I swear Beckett, If you don’t let me in, I’ll kill you!”
“Good luck Sparrow, but I’m not letting her go!” Jack drew his sword and stabbed it into the door. He pulled out his gun and cocked it. Then he felt through his hair for a bobby pin. He found one and inserted it into the lock. It was an old lock, so the door flew open in seconds. Jack held up his gun. He found Beckett and Liz together in bed, and Beckett was covering Liz’s mouth.
“Let…her…go.” He walked forward, towards the bed. Beckett didn’t move. Liz was struggling to get away.
“Get your hands off my wife you pig-faced git!”
“Ouch! That hurt Sparrow!”
“Oh, you want hurt? Then watch me pull this trigger and then we’ll see how much you hurt! Let her go!”
“Fine! I’ll let her go!” Beckett released Liz and she immediately jumped off the bed and into Jack’s arms.
“God, Elizabeth, are you alright?”
“Yes! Yes, I’m fine! Let’s just go please!”
“Not yet. I have some unfinished business to attend to.” He raised his gun higher.
“Come on, Sparrow! You’re not really going to kill me!”
“You wanna bet?” and without another word, Jack pulled the trigger and the bullet shot right into Beckett’s heart. He dropped to the floor, dead.
“Jack-“
“Come on, let’s go!” They both hurried out of the house, Jack pulling his sword out of the door on their way. They gathered the rest of the crew and returned to the Pearl.
Jack and Liz finally had time to hug each other.
“I was so worried Elizabeth!”
“So was I! I thought I’d never see you again! Jack there’s something I have to tell you. I’m pregnant!”
“Really?!” he said, pretending to be surprised, “That’s great!”
“Yeah!”
“Liz, you didn’t engage with Beckett at all…”
“No! No way! I would never do that to you!”
“I believe you.”
“Thanks Jack.”

Jack kept a much better watch on Liz after that. He swore never to lose her again. Will and Jenn were in their cabin.

“Will, I have something to tell you.”
“What? Is there anything wring?”
“No! Not at all! Actually, it’s very exciting! I’m going to have a baby!”
“Are you serious?! Really? I’m gonna be a father?!”
“Yes!” they kissed each other.

Here's the rest:

Jack and Liz were on deck.
“Liz, can we go out tomorrow?”
“What, you mean like, a date?”
“A date indeed, yes luv.”
“Hmm…only if you wear a tux.”
“Only if you wear one of those gorgeous dresses you used to wear.”
“Deal.”
“Deal.”

The following night, Jack and Liz met for their date.
“You look absolutely amazing, Elizabeth.”
“You look rather sexy yourself, Jack.”
“Shall we?” he held out his hand for her to take.
“We shall.” She grabbed his offe and they walked off the dock. The went to an extravagant restaurant and sat down to a beautiful candlelight dinner.
“Jack this is lovely, thank you.”
“No, thank you. You have given me anything I could ever want or need. I believe I am the happiest man alive.” Elizabeth blushed beet red.
“Stop it, Jack!” she reached across the table and kissed him.
“Oh, and just so you know, if you ever make me wear a tux again, I’m not kissing you for a week.”
“Is that more a punishment to me, or to you?”
Jack considered that thought.
“You’re right…” he kissed her again.

The rest of night was amazing. They had tons of fun. The next morning, Jack and Liz were discussing something.
“So are you ready to do some real pirating, luv?”
“Why, have you been researching?”
“As a matter of fact, I have. A while back, I had a friend who told me about this tiny island in the Atlantic. Apparently there is a pretty little treasure buried there.”
“And are you sure the treasure is still there?”
“Almost positive. So are you in?”
“Aye aye, captain.”
“Spoken like a true pirate, luv.” He smiled at her and she smiled back.

They set a course for the island immediately. Everyone aboard could tell that Jack was excited about getting to do some real pirating again.
“This is really important to you, isn’t it?” Liz had come up behind jack.
“Huh? Oh, yeah. It’s nice to be able to go back to my pirating for a change.”
“I know how you feel. It is a bit exciting, isn’t it?”

They reached the island safely. Afraid that something might happen to Payton, they made Cotton stay aboard the ship and take care of her for the while they were gone. They walked onto the sand of the island.
“Does this remind you of anything, luv?”
“Ah, yes, our first little fling together, yes. Who could forget?”
“What say we have a little reenactment of that night?”
“I’ll think about it…” she smiled smugly. Jack kissed her.
“You know I hate when you play my heart like that.” Jack said sarcastically. He kissed her again.
“Let’s find the treasure first, eh?”
“Aye, luv.” He pulled out his compass and it focused on a direction. They followed the compass for about 400 yards and then it started spinning. James handed a shovel to Liz, but Jack snatched it away.
“Do you really expect this gorgeous woman of mine to dig?”
“Of course, sorry Ja- Captain Sparrow.” Said James
“Well, if Liz isn’t digging, then Jenn definitely isn’t digging!” said Will
“Well if the girls aren’t supposed to dig, then why are you still digging?” asked Jack. Everyone laughed except for Will. He just scowled and started digging again. Jack winked at Liz. She smiled back. After about 20 minutes of digging, James threw down his shovel.
“There’s nothing down here, Sparrow!”
“Just suck it up and dig, Norrington!” yelled Jack
“Aye, cap’n, I’m thinking the same thing, sir. It just seems a nit contradictory to keep digging if we’re not even sure the treasure is still here.”
Jack sighed. He looked down in the hole.
“Wait a minute…” he dropped down in the hole and picked up a little silver bullet. Engraved in it was EIC.
“They stole our treasure.” Whispered Jack
“Great! So we did all that digging for nothing!” complained Will
“Oh shut it and stop whining, Eunuch!”
“WILL! I- my name’s WILL!” Liz rolled her eyes.
“Come on, Jenn, we don’t wanna get mixed into this.” They walked away, arm in arm.
“Do you want some of this, Turner?”
“What, you mean all your pretty little jewelry? And you call me a eunuch!”
“Now come on, boys!” said Gibbs.
“I know you didn’t just insult my bling!”
“My god, he is turning into a pimp!
”Will you two just shut up! This is going to end up like when we were on Isla Cruces!” yelled James
“Like what? With you turning in Will’s heart or something?” said Jack
“Why do you assume it would be my heart?”
“My god you’re immature! Just grow up, Turner!”
“I am so sick of you ragging on me all the time! You stole my girl!”
“Well you stole her from Norrington, here!”
“Technically that was all Liz. She left James. She left me! She is just a good-for-nothing player! And I think people like that should be gotten rid of!” Will pulled out his sword. Jack pulled out his gun and cocked it.
“You lay one hand on Elizabeth and you will never see daylight again, I swear!” Will shifted.
“So, little Will, who don’t you put down your little sword, pick up your little wench, and skip on your merry way, alright?!”
“Fine!” Will put away his sword and set off to find Jenn and Liz.
“Little b@$t@rd...” Jack mumbled
“Not as much as you are, Jack Sparrow.” Jack turned. He expected to see Marty, Gibbs, or James, but it was none other than Mercer, Beckett’s assistant.
“Mercer?”
“Yes, we meet again, Sparrow.” Jack looked around. They were surrounded by the EITC. Gibbs, Marty, and James were being held off by other men.
“What do you want, Mercer?”
“Actually, since Beckett’s mysterious disappearance, it’s Lord Mercer.”
“Lord Beckett sounded so much better…” said James, trying to restrain a laugh.
“Norrington, shut up! You’re as bad as Mr. Pansy Pants who ran off to find his little ‘gal pals.’ Speaking of, where did they go?” said Jack
“Ah! You mean Turner, Swann-”
“Sparrow! Elizabeth Sparrow!”
“You’re married now, are you? Pour soul…”
“Watch it, pal!”
“Well, anyway, we ran into them a little while ago talking about hair care products, and-”
“I could care less about Pansy boy, where is Elizabeth?!”
“Oh, don’t worry. We’re taking very good care of her.” One of the surrounding members shoved Liz, Jenn, and Will forward. They were handcuffed and had cloths over their mouths.
“Let her go! Now!”
“No, I don’t think I will…”
“What if…what if I take her place?” Liz gasped
“Hmm…only one person!”
“Fine! Hmm! I WONDER who I’ll choose! Let’s see, Mr. or Mrs. Eunuch Boy or my wife…”
“So who will it be?”
“My god, you really are as stupid as you look!”
“I’m losing patience with you, Sparrow!”
“Elizabeth, you dip wad!” One of the men uncuffed Liz and removed the cloth from her mouth. Liz ran forward and kissed Jack. Almost immediately after, Mercer grabbed Jack and handcuffed him.
“Jack, you don’t have to do this!” said Liz
“Let me take Jenn’s place!” Norrington said. They did the same for Jenn and James.
“Any takers on this young lad?” Mercer indicated to Will. Jack whistled the Jeopardy tune.
I will!” yelled Liz
“Elizabeth Swann-Sparrow, do NOT do anything stupid! I just saved your life, young lady! Will is not worth it!” yelled Jack
“Well, aren’t you just bright little ball of sunshine?” said Will
“At least I’m potty trained, tinkle toes!”
“Fine! So we have Mr. Dreadlocks, Little Boy Blue, and that guy who smells like pigs.”
“Jack I-” started Liz
“I love you Elizabeth. I swear I will always come for you!” Liz ran to Jack and kissed him short, but deep.
“I’ll miss you!” Liz started to cry. Norrington was saying goodbye to Jenn.
“I love you so much.”
“You too dad!”
“What about me?” asked Will
“I love you too, Will!” she kissed him.
“I love you more!”
“Alright, love birds! Let’s go!” yelled Mercer. Mercer, his men, Will, James, and Jack started walking.
“Boy! This’ll be fun! Stuck with Pansy Boy and Pig Man!” Jack looked back at Liz, “You will always be with me, Liz!”
“I love you, Jack!” Liz yelled. Tears flowed from her eyes. Someone put an arm around her. It was Gibbs.
“You know he’s gonna come back, Miss Elizabeth.”
“How do you know?!”
“Liz, if you know your husband, and I know you do, you know he’ll find a way.” Liz could no longer see Jack in the distance. Liz dropped to the ground.
“I know. But, I can’t help but think I’ll never see him again.” Jenn dropped beside her.
“I have the same feeling.” She started crying too.
“You have twp people you love gone.”
“It’s ok. We can get through this together.” Said Jenn
“Thanks Jenn. You are a true friend.” They hugged each other. They wiped their eyes and stood up.
“So what do we do now?” asked Marty.
“Guys, I think I really just wanna go home. My real home. In Port Royal. Besides, I think my father misses his granddaughter.” She started to walk back to the Pearl. The others followed. Liz took Payton off Cotton’s hands and held her close.
“Raak! Where be the crew? Raak!” Liz started to cry again.
“Um, we ran into a bit of a predicament…” started Marty
“The thing is, Norrington, Turner, and Captain Sparrow have been captured by the EIC.” Said Gibbs
“Dada!” Liz looked down at Payton.
“Oh my god! Guys! Payton just said her first word!”
“Dada!”
“Oh, wait until I tell Ja-” She stopped.
“Oh Liz! I’m so sorry!” Jenn came over and put her arm around Liz.
“I’m gonna go lie down.” Liz went into her and Jack’s cabin and lied down on the bed with Payton. Liz started crying again.
“Darling, do you think it’ll be ok?”
“Dada.”
“I know. Jack will come home soon, right?”
“Dada.”
“I’m gonna go drown myself in rum.”
“Dada.”
“Yeah it is a bit like daddy, huh?”
She put Payton back in her crib and walked out of the room. She walked down the steps and took out her keys to unlock the rum cellar door, but the door was already open. She slowly walked into the cellar and looked around cautiously. She heard someone moving. She turned abruptly. She was so scared. Jenn walked out of the shadows.

“My god, Jenn! You scared the living daylights outta me!”
“I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to startle you! You come to drown yourself too?”
“I feel like Jack.” Liz said. Jenn handed her a bottle and took a sip from her own.
‘I just can’t shake the feeling that I might never see him again.” Said Liz, taking a large swig.
They drank bottle after bottle until they were so drunk, they missed their mouths every time they tried to take a sip.
“Jennifer?”
“Yes Elizabeth?”
“Isn’t this like, the best rum in the world?”
“Why I believe it is, Elizabeth!”
“Now what were we upset about again?”
“Um, I think it was Joey and Wilbur got in trouble or something.”
“No, no, it was Jason and Winston.”
“Yeah, that’s it!”
“Actually, I think-” Jenn fell asleep mid-sentence.
“Jenn, are you-” Liz did the same.

“Miss Elizabeth? Miss Jennifer? What are you doing?”
“Huh? Is it morning already?” asked Liz
“Wow! I’ve got a wicked head rush!” They tried to stand up, but to no avail.
“How much did you two drink last night?”
“Only two or three…gallons…or ten.”
“Mother’s love! You could have killed yourselves!”
“Jack is going to be killed. What do I care about killing myself?”
“Miss Elizabeth, just have confidence in him. I know you know Jack. You know he’ll come back. He promised. And he always keeps his promises.”
Jenn and Liz walked around very gloomily that day. They didn’t want to talk to anyone or even be around anyone at all. They were beyond depressed. Liz was in her cabin when someone knocked on her door. She didn’t move. Mr. Gibbs walked in.
“Would you like to come to dinner, Miss Elizabeth?”
“I will not eat or sleep until Jack returns. Besides, what is sleep without Jack in bed with me?”
“Sweetie, starving yourself and depriving yourself of sleep will not help the situation. It will make it worse. So please perk up. Anyway, we’ll be in Port Royal by nightfa-“
“Perk up? PERK UP?! My husband has been kidnapped by the East India Company, going through God knows what, I am pregnant and trying to take care of my 11-month-old child while still having a sick feeling in my stomach from thinking about what is happening to Jack right now, and you ask me to PERK UP?!”
“Yes.” Gibbs sat down next to Liz, “Listen, I swear to you that Jack will come back in the best of conditions. And we’ll help out with your children as much as you would like us to. You’ll get through this, as well as Jennifer.”
“Thank you, Mr. Gibbs. You are the best friend a person could ask for. But I still don’t feel like eating. I feel like I’ll throw up anything I put into my mouth anyway.”
“Very well, but please, get some sleep.” He exited her cabin. Liz laid down and thought about Jack and before she knew it, she was drifting off to sleep.

Miss Elizabeth? We’re here.” Liz woke up to Mr. Gibbs’ voice. She quickly got up and dressed herself and Payton. She left her cabin and ran all the way to her house, Payton in her arms. She knocked on the door and her father opened it.
“Elizabeth?”
“Dad!” she hugged him and tried not to squish Payton
“And how’s my granddaughter?” Governor Swann took her from Liz.
“Where is my son-in-law?” Tears came to Liz’s eyes.
“Goodness darling, what happened? Come in, come in.” He let her in and shut the door. He led her to a couch and they sat down.
“Tell me what happened, honey.”
“Jack was…Jack was…kidnapped by the East India Trading Company.” She struggled to get out.
“My god! Are you serious? Well, I will NOT stand for this! We will rouse our ships immediately! We will find him, darling, don’t you worry.”
“Thank you, dad!” her tears subsided a bit. There was another knock on the door.
“That’ll be the rest of the crew, yes?”
“All but Jack, Will and James.” She said gloomily.
“Goodness, they were taken too?” Liz gave a confirming frown. Governor Swann kissed the top of her head and got up to answer the door. The rest of the crew bustled in, all saying hello to Governor Swann as they entered.
“So, are you ready Elizabeth?”
“Of course. We’re going to find Jack. James and Will too.”
“So, where were you when this happened?”
“We were on Isla de Meclury, I think. In the Atlantic.” Said Marty
“We’ll set a course immediately. Let’s go.”
*******
Meanwhile, Jack, James, and Will were sitting in a jail cell.
“You know, now would be a fantastic time for you to come up with an escape plan, Sparrow. Anytime would be great.” Whined Will.
“I don’t see you coming up with any clever ideas, Pansy boy.”
“Well I’m not the master pirate here!”
“It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that one out, moron!”
Will snapped. He punched Jack in the stomach with all his might.
“$hit! F***in’ son of a b*tch!!” Jack stood up and punched Will in the nose. He heard Will’s nose crack, and it began flowing out blood.
“Ouch! You b@$t@rd!” he punched him back, but Jack dodged it. Then Jack tackled him and started punching the life out of him. Will couldn’t get up, Jack was too heavy.
“You two need to stop this! You’re driving me crazy!” yelled James
“Shut up, fancy pants!” Jack yelled. James pulled out a gun he was hiding in his boot and cocked it. Jack heard the click and stood up quickly. Will took the opportunity and stood up and rammed Jack into the wall.
“Stop, d@mn it!” he turned Will around so he was facing James.
“If you two do not stop fighting, I will pull this trigger and send you both to your deaths!”
“I have a better idea that will solve all our problems!” Jack sprinted to James and grabbed the gun out of his hands, pointed it to Will and pulled the trigger.
“Jack, NO!!” Will screamed, and ducked. The bullet ricocheted off the wall and, as if in slow motion, hit James in the chest. James gave a last grunt, fell back against the wall, and slid to the floor. Jack stared in horror at what he just did.
“Great job, Sherlock! That’s good shootin’ Rex! Could you be any stupider?!” but none of Will’s comments phased Jack. He sunk to the ground and put his head in his hands.
“Jack? You ok? I’ve never seen you act sad after someone died.” Jack didn’t answer. A guard showed up at their cell.
“‘Ey! What’s going on ‘ere? Oi! Rogh! We got a dead on ‘ere!”
“No! Leave him here!” Jack got up. The guard looked at him suspiciously.
“Why?”
“For God’s sake, just leave him!”
“Very well…” the guard walked away.
“What’s your deal?” asked Will
“This is all your fault!”
“What…MY fault?! You shot the d@mned gun!”
“It was AIMED at you! But, like the little mousie you are, you ducked!”
“You began the fight!”
“No, YOU did!”
“Don’t even, Jack Sparrow, don’t even! YOU stole Elizabeth from me! YOU have an addiction to making people feel bad! YOU are the most dishonest man in the world! You even lie to Elizabeth! And YOU shot the gun! So don’t EVEN say that this is MY fault!”
“You know what your problem is, Turner? All you do is whine! It gets on my nerves as well as everyone else’s! And right now, I just need some peace and quiet! Do you think you can find those two words in your pea-sized brain and DO them? If so, then shut up and sit down!” They both sat on the ground.
3 hours passed. All of a sudden, Jack said, “I have a plan.”
******
Liz was talking to her father.
“Do you really think we’ll find him, dad?”
“I won’t rest until we do.”
“Do you think they’re ok?”
“I’m sure they’re fine.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised if Jack has killed Will already through his frustration, though.” Said Liz. Gov. Swann chuckled.
“I sure hope not. He’s a good pirate, but I think he was a better blacksmith.” Gov. Swann said
“And I suppose you think is a better romantic than a pirate?” asked Liz
“No, I’d say he’s a better pirate.” He smiled, “Then again, he does take extraordinarily good care of my little girl.” Liz smiled. There was a call from the opposite side of the boat.
“Sir! Land ho!” Gov. Swann turned.
“Ah! Yes, definitely EICo headquarters.” He said. They saw a ship sail past them a couple yards away, but they could not see the inhabitants of it. They docked and stepped of the ship.
“Alright, search everywhere. We’ll meet back here at sundown.” Said Gov. Swann
“Ok, but I’ll go with Miss Elizabeth so we won’t have a repeat of last time.” Said Gibbs
“No. I’ll go with my daughter. You go with Jennifer.”
“Very well. Let’s go.” They all split up in different directions.
***15 minutes ago in jail cell***
“Ok, you ready?” asked Jack
“I guess.” Said Will
“Ok. Here they come.” 2 guards opened their cell door. They were bending down to put their food on the floor, and both Jack and Will ran at a guard and rammed them into a wall. Then they grabbed the guard’s heads, banged them together, and slammed their heads against the wall. The guards slid to the ground, unconscious. They put on the guards’ clothes and put on their wigs, tucking their hair inside them. Jack ran out of the cell and came back with the duo’s effects. They picked up James and exited the cell. They walked up the stairs and out into the town. They had almost made it to the dock when they were stopped by a guard.
“Excuse me! What are you doing?” Jack cleared his throat and changed the tone of his voice.
“We had orders from Lord Mercer to take this man to Singapore for burying.” He indicated to James.
“Very well. Carry on.” said the guard. They continued onto a ship. They were busy, as there were only two of them. They passed a ship, but they didn’t notice it.
“Sp where are we going?” asked Will
“You really do get stupider by the minute, don’t you? Port Royal, of course!”
“Oh. Naturally.”

***3 hours later at EICo***
“Anywhere?” asked Liz
“No luck.” Said Jenn
“But I did see a prison house down the street. I didn’t check there.” Said Mr. Gibbs
“What are we waiting for?” asked Liz. They ran for the prison house and came to the guard at the door.
“Excuse me, but can I visit someone in here?” asked Jenn, acting particularly lady-like. The guard stared at Jenn, his eyes darting from her chest to her face.
“Well, I’m not normally supposed to, but for you,” he winked at her, “I guess I could make an exception.” He blushed.
“Thank you! You are a perfectly fine gentleman.” He turned a brighter red. He opened the door and let them in. They walked past all the cells until they reached the one previously inhabited by Jack, Will, and James. They saw two unconscious guards and a puddle of blood. The guards were slowly regaining consciousness. Soon they were awake.
“Um, do you know who used to occupy this cell?” asked Gov. Swann
“Um, I believe…Joe Springow, Dill Warner, and Shame Doorton.” Said one. Clearly they were still a little out of it.
“Wait, you mean Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and James Norrington?”
“Yeah, that’s it. But someone killed someone.”
“I knew it! Your stupid husband killed MY Will!” yelled Jenn to Liz.
“Who killed who, sir?” asked Gibbs
“I only know that it was Norrington who died.”
“What?!” yelled Jenn. She began to cry, followed by Elizabeth.
“Dear god! Are you sure?” asked Gov. Swann
“Pretty sure.”
“Do you know where they went?”
“All I remember is being knocked out by them. I’m sure they’re long gone by now.” Liz cried harder.
“Let’s go darling. We’ll find them, don’t worry.” They left the cell. They were standing in town.
“Wait!” yelled Elizabeth, “Why didn’t I think of that before?!” they ran to the Dauntless. She went to her cabin and shoved her hand in her pillowcase. She pulled out a compass. She ran out onto the deck with it.
“I forgot! Jack gave this to me weeks ago and told me to always keep it with me!”
“How is a broken compass going to help?” asked Gov. Swann. Liz ignored him. She opened the compass and it spun around for a moment, but then held steady.
“We have our heading!” yelled Liz
*****
“I really wish I hadn’t given Lizzie my compass now!” said Jack
“Well, I’m sure Liz will be smart enough to use it to find you. Then again, how smart can she be if she married you?”
“Pretty smart if she left you to do it!” Will gave him a glare.
“Why must you taunt me so?”
“Because it’s simple and entertaining!”
“Well, have you planned how you are going to tell my wife that you killed her father?” Jack gave him a deadly look.
“Shut up, eunuch.” He whispered dangerously.
“Ooo! Touchy! So you really DO have a soft side!”
“If I didn’t need you to crew this ship, you would be sinking into the ocean with a slit neck right now, Turner.”
“Excuse ME!”
“You’re excused pansy! Why are you so- LAND HO!” Will turned. They were indeed, approaching Port Royal.
*****
Meanwhile on the Dauntless…
“It looks like they’re heading for Prot Royal.” Said Liz
“Indeed it does. We should arrive in Port Royal in a matter of hours.” Said Gov. Swann
“But I still won’t be able to see my father.” Said Jenn.
“You know,” said Liz, “Maybe that guard was confused. Take the compass. You want to know where your father is, ok?”
“Alright, I’ll try.” She took the compass and held it. The arrow spun around and it steadied in the same direction as Jack and Will. Jenn squealed.
“He must be with Jack!” Liz looked at the compass.
“See! I told you he was alright!” said Liz
“Thanks so much, Liz. I now hate those guards.” Liz smiled.
“If this compass is lying to me…” Liz huffed
“It’s not! I know it’s not.” Said Jenn
“How do you know?”
“I just…know.”
“Ok. I trust you.”
***On EICo ship***
Jack and Will docked at Port Royal.
“What do we do now?” asked Will
“We search for Liz, marshmallow boy!”
“What about Jenn?!”
“Fine! We’ll search for your Bonnie Lass as well!” They searched around the entire town. After hours of searching, they gave up. They decided to stay at Gov. Swann’s home in case they returned.

But the Dauntless had already docked in Port Royal.
“Ok, the compass is pointing west.” Said Liz. They followed the compass, and arrived at Elizabeth’s gate. Liz and Jenn got very excited. They walked up to the house and opened the door. They found Will sitting in a chair in the foyer.
“WILL!!” screamed Jenn
“JENNIFER!!” they ran towards each other and kissed hard. Liz looked at her compass and it pointed upstairs. With Payton in hand, she ran up the steps and into her room. Jack was sitting on her bed. She sneaked up behind, put her arms around him, and kissed him on the cheek. He turned.
“ELIZABETH! Thank God!!” he hugged her tight and then kissed her passionately.
“You have no idea how much I missed doing that!” said Jack
“I beg to differ!” and they kissed again.
“So where’s James?” asked Liz. Jack hesitated.
“Liz, James is…dead.”
“But the compass said he was here.”
“Well, he’s here physically, but not spiritually…”
“My god…how did he die?”
“Well…I kinda…totally by accident…might’ve…”
“Jack! Why?!”
“I was trying to kill the whelp, I swear! But he ducked and the shot hit James!”
“Why did you try and shoot Will?!” she said angrily
“Darling…you know, he was bugging the $hit out of me, like he does, and I just lost control! But no one regrets more than I!”
“Jack this is horrible. I don’t know about Jenn, but I forgive you.”
“You’d better!” said Jack, and he jumped on her.

Downstairs, Jenn had also heard the news. She was standing by her father’s lifeless body that was seated in a chair.
“Jenn, I’m so sorry.” Said Will
“Where’s Jack? I’m going to kill him.”
“In Liz’s room.” Jenn marched up to Liz’s room and barged in.
“Dear god!” yelled Jack. Jenn marched over to the entwined couple.
“I’m not sorry!”
“I guess Will told you the news, then.” Said Jack
“Do you really think that I would barge into a room that contained a couple I knew to be if I didn’t know?!”
“It’s not like you haven’t done it before!” yelled Jack
“It’s true.” Said Liz
“Well put some clothes on and meet me downstairs. You have five minutes before I pry the two of you apart.” Jenn left.
“Can’t say that I didn’t expect this. I do owe it to her.” Jack dressed, stole a kiss from Liz, and left the room.
He met Jenn downstairs.
“Jenn, all I can say is that I am truly, deeply, sincerely sorry.” And that wasn’t a ‘Lets just get this over with.’ apology, it was heartfelt and genuine. And Jenn saw it.
“I know. You can go now.”
“That’s it? You disturbed us to get me to say sorry?”
“No. To get a true legitimate apology. I can’t make you do much more. What’s done is done.”
“Same difference…” and Jack went back upstairs.

“I’m surprised you’re not dead!” said Liz
“So am I.” Liz undressed Jack and the continued their fun. After a few minutes, Liz said
“Jack, I missed you more than you could ever imagine.”
“Do you think I would be here with you if I didn’t feel the same?”

The End