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inspired by the the 2_lines community at livejournal.com.

describe anything about the moment you are in condensed to 2 lines.


I woke up to look out my window this morning.

To see if the bare branches outside have been covered in snow yet.

I got home from school.

Starting my computer.

Woke up
Went to work


kek

My hair is still wet from the shower I took a few minutes ago.
My stomach is growling for food.

I went online to kmc

i got bored and went into the crimson room

I'm eating a doughnut.
I'm drinking a Coke.

I drank a white chocolate mocha from starbucks.

Now my stomach is bubbling.

back and forth back and forth
back and forth yet again

I just found out my ex is back here for the holidays
and now I am waiting for a reply on E-mail

Originally posted by SpadeKing
I just found out my ex is back here for the holidays
and now I am waiting for a reply on E-mail
Are you Damien B?

You have the same avvy. ermm

if only kids remained as precious.

as they are before i attempt to capture them with my camera.

I slept really late.

And I only have one line.

I cant think of two lines to type.

So I will refuse to do this.

I am watching anime.
And no PVS, Bardock or anyone else, it's not porn.

I'm posting.

I'm writing my second sentence.

I woke up at 6:30 to go to school but was dismissed at noon.
It was probably the most pointless thing I've ever had to attend.

I am on the computer
typing these words

IM IN UR FRIDGE
EATIN UR FOODZ

I am in your house.
Doing your wives!...

(yes wives)

Originally posted by LanceWindu
IM IN UR FRIDGE
EATIN UR FOODZ
R U SHUR?

SHUR M SHUR.

Im In ur couch... stealing ur change

Im in ur room

steeling al ur toyz

I'm in ur couch...
stealin u'r change

im in ur room

stellin al ur stuf

http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/1160594090282.jpg

yawn

http://www.acc.umu.se/%7Ezqad/cats/1161425675941.jpg

so thankful.

for eveything.

cough
cough

It's Thanksgiving and I'm at work.

I'm thinking if I snuck out and went home, no one would notice.

I Turn on Porn

Minutes Later

I Turn off Porn

i'm too thirsty.

i'm also too lazy.

I have Some Juice, Special Juice

You May Like.

some seems horny.

very horny.

I'm online at KMC.

I'm.

i've discovered a spot right at the back of my ankle.

which ripples with tickles when touched.

im playing guitar
i hate being semi sick

i never thought i'd become people-dependant.

here i am.

I should study
history of art

i open up google

but have nothing to search.

this is an old thread
i havent seen it in a while

boredom can be expressed

well enough in just two lines.

tis a true statement
most of the time anyways

yep.

*le yawn*

tired are we?

did i really have to ask?

yes indeedles.

i had a dream about thou that i can't remember.

thats too bad

i did too

thats too normal.

can you remember?

ok

no i cant

yep.

okies.

i dont know what to say

perhaps next time

me too...

me too.

you posted the same thing...

you posted the same thing.

*itches head*

*yawns*

i didnt itch

or yawn

i see.

not.

nope you dont

i hope or else id be kinda creeped out

oh but you don't know

that i have climbed up the tree outside your window peering in.

there is no tree outside my window
but i was wondering what that sound on the roof was earlier

scratch that.

i'm prancing around your roof.

haha

youre too cute

in a leather catsuit

and a whip.

where did that come from

i cant decide if thats hot or not

i am catwoman

hear me roar.

if youre catwoman

then i am batman

you can't be.

you're not on the roof.

i called in sick for tonight

why should i, youre already on mine

I am eating toasted sandwiches I made myself.

They are delicious.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i called in sick for tonight

why should i, youre already on mine

fine then.

i'm the cat who walks alone.

indeed

can i come with you?

you could have.

if i wasn't prepping for bed.

damn

can i come anyways?

why

would you?

why not

i totally would

you'd have no

two pillows.

oh yea

id survive

we shall have to

see then.

indeed

in fact i only have one here right now

*le gasp*

i know

i know

so do i

now.

yes

yes you do

its time for me

to go.

thats too bad

have a goodnight cutie

bye.
bye.

night
night

the voice said 'can you please sit down'.

but it wasnt asking a question.