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-Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.

--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--

That's why we don't take him seriously. doped

Borring

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Borring

Originally posted by Smiter
-Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.

--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--

bat That is sooo not funny.

Smiter, I am proud that my Holy Spirit has inspired you

Originally posted by Smiter
--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--
So... keep it there?

Originally posted by lord xyz
That's why we don't take him seriously. doped

Amen Lord Urizen

Originally posted by Council#13
bat That is sooo not funny.

pray

Okay, he's selling what now?

You fkn INFIDELS !


The LORD WILL HEAR YOU FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY !


If YOU DO NOT LET GOD TOUCH YOUR GENITALS, SOMETHING THAT HE CREATED, THEN YOU ARE COMMITING HERESY AND WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALLL FKN ETERNITY !


JESUS NEEDS SOME LOVING TO droolio

You do know that Jesus and God are two different people right?

Who cares

Originally posted by Smiter
-Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.

--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--

Good God. I really do hate how people can take the actions of a few dumbass men who shouldn't have been priests in the first place, and reflect them upon an entire religion and not have the slightest notation that their idea is totally ridiculous.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
You fkn INFIDELS !


The LORD WILL HEAR YOU FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY !


If YOU DO NOT LET GOD TOUCH YOUR GENITALS, SOMETHING THAT HE CREATED, THEN YOU ARE COMMITING HERESY AND WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALLL FKN ETERNITY !


JESUS NEEDS SOME LOVING TO droolio

Aren't you banned from somewhere? Oh right: Heaven.

God is extremely unhappy with you.

Originally posted by Smiter
-Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.

--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--
not all priests are like that. thats like saying all black guys are rapists\murderers.

God, No. firefirefireph

Originally posted by Council#13
Aren't you banned from somewhere? Oh right: Heaven.

God is extremely unhappy with you.

Nice one

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
You fkn INFIDELS !


The LORD WILL HEAR YOU FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY !


If YOU DO NOT LET GOD TOUCH YOUR GENITALS, SOMETHING THAT HE CREATED, THEN YOU ARE COMMITING HERESY AND WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALLL FKN ETERNITY !


JESUS NEEDS SOME LOVING TO droolio

you are the ****in infidel not me *******! you're gonna tell me i'm doing wrong by believing good of our God?!? what the **** dude! Get a job

I'm sensing huge amounts of negative vibes coming from above! Everyone get out! shock

Originally posted by Council#13
I'm sensing huge amounts of negative vibes coming from above! Everyone get out! shock

nah, i just dont beleive its right for insulting other people for their beliefs





















you jew!






just kidding

I agree with the non-making-fun-of people part.

yeah most people do

no2 You'd be suprised by what most people really feel.

o, well i admit that i can be an ******* sometimes, (thats an understatement!) but i still dont think making fun of peoples beleifs is tolerablewallbash

Originally posted by Council#13
Aren't you banned from somewhere? Oh right: Heaven.

God is extremely unhappy with you.


LET CHRIST INTO YOUR ANUS !

OPEN YOURSELF TO HIS LOVE ! droolio

Originally posted by KILLA420
you are the ****in infidel not me *******! you're gonna tell me i'm doing wrong by believing good of our God?!? what the **** dude! Get a job






I DO have a job. I work as a missionary. Trying to spread Christ's Love, one child at a time.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen




I DO have a job. I work as a missionary. Trying to spread Christ's Love, one child at a time.

you sick bastard

Originally posted by Smiter
-Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.

--This thread is originally from Religion Forum-- Not another bashing atheist ass clown.

Originally posted by Smiter
-Because God is so powerful that He created Priest who touched my pee pee, and smeared me with my poo poo, and Priests do God's work. Priests are Like God's hands, They touch you with tender loving care.

--This thread is originally from Religion Forum--

Hope you like hell.doped

Originally posted by Lord Urizen




I DO have a job. I work as a missionary. Trying to spread Christ's Love, one child at a time.

Oh no, you have totally offended all of our sense of decency, we now understand where you are coming from and also wish to know if you are a homo. It's funny how you go through life talking just because you have the ability to speak.

Pinche estupido...

scythe!!!! where the hell you been?!?!?!?!?!

I've been out and about for a long time, finally got some time to head back here and see what's going on, how ya doin' Ranger Joner?

ranger joner? ok, i'll go with that.

ranger joner? okey.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ranger joner? ok, i'll go with that.

Hey gotta keep things fresh Ranger Jonah, anyways, what do you make of this Urizen retard? It's sad to think that he's sitting at his computer right now probably masturbating to all these negative comments.

Bollocks to this religion crap. Anyone fancy a beer?

Originally posted by Scythe
Hey gotta keep things fresh Ranger Jonah, anyways, what do you make of this Urizen retard? It's sad to think that he's sitting at his computer right now probably masturbating to all these negative comments.
hes all right. theres a new idiot i have become aware of, though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hes all right. theres a new idiot i have become aware of, though.

I think I might have a good idea who he/she is, well, do what you can Ranger James, but remember, can't win them all.

no you cant. but i can fight tooth and nail, right?

Originally posted by Scythe
I think I might have a good idea who he/she is, well, do what you can Ranger James, but remember, can't win them all.

who is it, is it me?!?crazy

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hes all right. theres a new idiot i have become aware of, though. I wasn't even aware of the fact that he was an idiot until recently

Originally posted by Strangelove
I wasn't even aware of the fact that he was an idiot until recently

pray the prophet has spoken!

Seems idiots, dolts and morons converge from all sides, hmm, is there like a dumbass convention held somewhere every year?

Scythe, am i one of those idiots?

Originally posted by Strangelove
I wasn't even aware of the fact that he was an idiot until recently
me either.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Not another bashing atheist ass clown.

Another Christian Zealot Fanatic

Im not atheist Im Christian (weak faith)

Up to this point I have experience the Divine Absence of Bible All Loving All mighty All Knowing God. How can I believe on something I cannot percieve with my 5 senses? All I know is that something created universe.

just....

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
LET CHRIST INTO YOUR ANUS !

OPEN YOURSELF TO HIS LOVE ! droolio

This is getting beyond lame.

Yep.

Ill end this once and for all

Closed on request of the thread starter.