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So a close friend of mine asked me to be her goatfriend, she figured it was about time she became close to someone she can trust/love/keep, so she says. Here's the thing, she's a pornstar. AH Hell Nah! I backed up, left her house, and took seventeen of her amatuer dvds with me. I think I made the right decision. I mean, how the hell does an average guy(i.e. someone not in porn) get with someone who is? And don't tell me it's mutual, I doubt a chick cares if her dude was in porn, she'd probably see that as a good thing.

Then you woke up and it was your hand you were talking to?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Then you woke up and it was your hand you were talking to?

I was thinking the same thing...

Nothing gets passed you girls!

Originally posted by Scythe
Nothing gets passed you girls!

Debbie knows all about men. And I was born on Halloween. muhahahahaha!!

*stares*

I read lots and lots of books........

You fiends, if only you women were as good in bed as you are at bitching, we'de have nothing to complain about. Let's face it, seems nowadays all women are good for are sacrificial rites.

Originally posted by Scythe
You fiends, if only you women were as good in bed as you are at bitching, we'de have nothing to complain about. Let's face it, seems nowadays all women are good for are sacrificial rites.


Actually, I am very good in bed. I must be to get it from my boyfriend 12 times a week

Originally posted by Charmed_Phoebe
Actually, I am very good in bed. I must be to get it from my boyfriend 12 times a week It that what you call your vibrator???

Originally posted by debbiejo
It that what you call your vibrator???

Oh your so funny. My boyfriend is not my vibrator, I actually have never used one of those. Geez Debbie how are they? I am sure you of ALL people would know!

Okay, this is getting weird...

Originally posted by Scythe
Okay, this is getting weird...

haha its ok, Debbie is just jealous of my lovely relationship.

Yeah....

Oh look, a series of orange construction cones, let's knock them all down!

I don't own a vibrator..................

Originally posted by debbiejo
I don't own a vibrator..................

oh now that explains the friendly neighbors!

Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah....

Oh look, a series of orange construction cones, let's knock them all down!

*pushes Scythe's wheelchair into them*

I can't help if they look out their windows.........



I'm gonna kill your cat............lol

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*pushes Scythe's wheelchair into them*

right....

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Originally posted by Charmed_Phoebe
right....

No, seriously...I am.

And I just got a strike!

Are you a hillbilly too?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOHHHHHGOD NOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


BOOM!

EXPLOSION!

MARTHA STEWERT!!

OH GOD LANCE, HELP ME!!!!

Originally posted by Scythe
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE




and to answer your question...my graduating class was 14...haha.

Somebody help me!!!! Ooooh, a penny!

Originally posted by Scythe
Somebody help me!!!! Ooooh, a penny!


*throws penny at you*

How cheap! Nothing less than $100.00 bills for me............

Originally posted by Scythe
Somebody help me!!!! Ooooh, a penny!

*steals penny* ninja2

Originally posted by Scythe
So a close friend of mine asked me to be her goatfriend, she figured it was about time she became close to someone she can trust/love/keep, so she says. Here's the thing, she's a pornstar. AH Hell Nah! I backed up, left her house, and took seventeen of her amatuer dvds with me. I think I made the right decision. I mean, how the hell does an average guy(i.e. someone not in porn) get with someone who is? And don't tell me it's mutual, I doubt a chick cares if her dude was in porn, she'd probably see that as a good thing.

Hmm......how good was the porn? hmm

Originally posted by Charmed_Phoebe
Actually, I am very good in bed. I must be to get it from my boyfriend 12 times a week

****! Your pussy must be as loose as a wizard's sleeve!

Originally posted by Kram3r
Does it matter?

Yes! If it was good, then he should have taken more than 17 dvds! wife

Originally posted by Kram3r
****! Your pussy must be as loose as a wizard's sleeve!

haha what a stupid little n00b! wow, you do not know a thing do you? It has been researched, women do not get LOOSE from having sex. They get loose from having babies moron.

And to answer your comment, i happen to be pretty tight thank you. Just ask my boyfriend.

Originally posted by Kram3r
I've starred in 20. ermm

So this is why your weren't at school. ermm