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LOOL I couldnt help myself I had to do it. I know its stupid but I just really cant help it. Since most of us curse alot (uh, me) and think so many pervi thoughts( so guilty) we could share it all in here.

Talk about your pervi thoughts on Johnny/Jack and other actors. Or what you want for Jack Liz to happen

Remeber we can talk dirty but still be clean *BLING*

http://www.vanessabranch.net/images/ss.jpg

LMAO I will definitely be back later to share my dirty thoughts .

OMG OMG OMG

YOU GUYS!! DID YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT ORBIT GUM CHICK???????????

she's blond?

what chiki?

omg omg omg loooooool seriously this is hillarious you are not gonna believe what does the Orbit Gum Chick also do

are you gonna tell?

oh gee..... this thread is funny.

dirty thought of the day: Jack and Elizabeth get captured by Beckett. Elizabeth meets with Beckett privately and assures him that she will convince Norrington to date him if Beckett promises to give her back her "wedding night." Beckett agrees, and breaks out his stash of candles, bubble baths, sexy music, and silky sheets, which he sets up in his cabin. He then locks Jack and Elizabeth inside, telling them to "eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die."

SORRY!! I forgot sorry sorry.

Ok

The OGC is played by an actress named Vanessa Branch....and

SHE PLAYS GISELLE!!!
____________________________________

Vanessa Lynn Branch (Born March 21, 1973 in London, England, United Kingdom) is a British actress, model, and Page Three girl. She is best known in North America as the Orbit Gum television commercial woman (whose catchphrase is "Fabulous!". She also speaks fluent Mandarin and French. After graduating from Mercersburg Academy, a boarding school in south-central Pennsylvania, she attended Middlebury College in 1994 and was Miss Vermont also that year. She holds dual citizenship in the UK and the United States. She also appeared in the Lost episode Fire + Water as the character Karen. She also can be seen in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, playing Giselle, a Tortugan wench jilted by Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow. Her latest project is as a character named Nadia Kerensky in the upcoming tv series Andy Barker P.I..

As of June 2006, Vanessa is working on an ad for Orbit Gum that is introducing two new flavors. Lemon-Lime, and Crystal Mint. This ad is being done in conjunction with Snoop Dogg.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanessa_Branch

lmao

that means she gets to 'slap' johnny depp...lucky b****

lol...but she's the OGC...so its all good

Can you believe it?! OMG I was shocked loool I know its prob not a big deal but OMG LMAO Its just funny on how im obsessed with that commercial and it turns out to be part of potc after all!!

Originally posted by katelovespirate
oh gee..... this thread is funny.

dirty thought of the day: Jack and Elizabeth get captured by Beckett. Elizabeth meets with Beckett privately and assures him that she will convince Norrington to date him if Beckett promises to give her back her "wedding night." Beckett agrees, and breaks out his stash of candles, bubble baths, sexy music, and silky sheets, which he sets up in his cabin. He then locks Jack and Elizabeth inside, telling them to "eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die."

loool Need an orbit?

yup...lol

hehe, that means this thread is related to potc after all, so it can stay

YAYY! LOOOL I know I sound like a childish idiot! But I still cant believe that she plays Giselle!! Omg! Im so obsessed at that commercial and POTC then turns out that shes part of POTC!!

When I see her at AWE I will yell MOMMY ITS THE ORBIT GUM CHICK!! lol

is she going to be in AWE???

YES SHE IS! I read it at imdb.com shes going to be in AWE

Now to add her being in AWE to the dirty mouth portion of the thread.

Giselle: You don't really like Scarlett better, do you? (slinks forward, cleavage exposed)
Jack: Uh, no. I would have to say I would pick you over her. She's a little heavy.
Giselle: Tee hee, You know what I have under this dress?
Jack: crabs?
Giselle: No, nothing. (slips dress off)
Jack: Hmm, yes. Well, it's time for me to be going.
Giselle: What's your hurry? I thought you might want to stay and get reacquainted.
Jack: Trust me, darling. No man in the world could become unacquainted with a sight like that. Tootaloo.

omg i luuuuv this thread! im gald u finally decided to make it mina!! wooh!

thanx loool Its stupid I know but Couldnt resist

well it is POTC related so it dont matter lol

and she plays a hooker-GISELLE loool cant get over that!!

hehehehe to being clean to a dirty whore! LOL

OMG Chiki this is my favorite thread now.
I knew she plays Giselle in the POTC movies. I though you knew, and I though that was why you like the Orbitz commercials. Who would have known she plays a whore in the POTC movies, I think somebody needs to give Giselle an orbitz gum.

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
SORRY!! I forgot sorry sorry.

Ok

The OGC is played by an actress named Vanessa Branch....and

SHE PLAYS GISELLE!!!
____________________________________

Vanessa Lynn Branch (Born March 21, 1973 in London, England, United Kingdom) is a British actress, model, and Page Three girl. She is best known in North America as the Orbit Gum television commercial woman (whose catchphrase is "Fabulous!". She also speaks fluent Mandarin and French. After graduating from Mercersburg Academy, a boarding school in south-central Pennsylvania, she attended Middlebury College in 1994 and was Miss Vermont also that year. She holds dual citizenship in the UK and the United States. She also appeared in the Lost episode Fire + Water as the character Karen. She also can be seen in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, playing Giselle, a Tortugan wench jilted by Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow. Her latest project is as a character named Nadia Kerensky in the upcoming tv series Andy Barker P.I..

As of June 2006, Vanessa is working on an ad for Orbit Gum that is introducing two new flavors. Lemon-Lime, and Crystal Mint. This ad is being done in conjunction with Snoop Dogg.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanessa_Branch

i just looked at her on imdb, coz ur saying this, its says in her mini-bio this : "Was the original spokeswoman for Wrigley's Orbit gum"

if shes the original does that mean theres another? coz i dunno, i live is oz, i would have a clue, just wondering though because thats EXACTLY what it said.

wooooow I like this thread...what would I get jack and liz to do together?
*thinks dirty thoughts* I'll go chew some orbit and I'll get back to you

hahahaha that is sooo funny! who'd have thought. orbit gum and skanky tortuga wench. thats what you call talent and range. i'm so impressed.

Im so excited!! and Misty I had no idea that she played the wench!!! The reason why I love Orbit Gum is because it's hillarious and fabulous lol.

Never knew that she gets to touch johnny

I know she is one f**ing lucky Bi**ch

If this suppose "kid" thing is gonna happen..seriously how will it be.

Well, do you want me to tell you the story about the birds and the bees???
Is that how it goes?

loooooool

No but seriously like Im worried that they will skip scenes and leave us with "wtf?"

It would skipping some very interesting scenes

Yes thats what I'm wondering to, I really hope that if something happens between J/L it would be during AWE. I have this idea that this is going to happen.

maybe it could be something like the Lion King

When (i forgot the baboons name) was showing the world Simabs and Nalas child, and they left us with that kind of "awwwe" expression. It was leading towards that. At least Simba and Nala declared their love for eachother.

I just want for AWE to be surprising, not confusing.

I have never seen The Lion King..I know I suck
But I hope they give as a hint, so when we look back, everyone would say, "Ahh shit so that was where, when, how it happen. Yes I want to be surprise.

^^^ exactly. I would like it to be like OMG yay and like make sense-like all coming together.

And you must see Lion King its one of the best Disney movies EVER. And it dont mean you suck

Yes I do suck big time, I haven't seen Lion King, but I have seen Herby Fully Loaded.

lol now I suck bc I havent seen it lol.

You are not missing anything, Herbie and Lindsay suck big time. Did you know she was really snooty to Keira?

I have a dirty mouth and mind. I think that Johnny and Orli would make a hot sexy gay couple.

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
SORRY!! I forgot sorry sorry.

Ok

The OGC is played by an actress named Vanessa Branch....and

SHE PLAYS GISELLE!!!
____________________________________

Vanessa Lynn Branch (Born March 21, 1973 in London, England, United Kingdom) is a British actress, model, and Page Three girl. She is best known in North America as the Orbit Gum television commercial woman (whose catchphrase is "Fabulous!". She also speaks fluent Mandarin and French. After graduating from Mercersburg Academy, a boarding school in south-central Pennsylvania, she attended Middlebury College in 1994 and was Miss Vermont also that year. She holds dual citizenship in the UK and the United States. She also appeared in the Lost episode Fire + Water as the character Karen. She also can be seen in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, playing Giselle, a Tortugan wench jilted by Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow. Her latest project is as a character named Nadia Kerensky in the upcoming tv series Andy Barker P.I..

As of June 2006, Vanessa is working on an ad for Orbit Gum that is introducing two new flavors. Lemon-Lime, and Crystal Mint. This ad is being done in conjunction with Snoop Dogg.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanessa_Branch omfg! i KNEW her voice sounded familiar! THANK YOU! see, this thread isn't TOTALLY out of place.yeah, it has somehing to do with pirates! where did u find ur OGC pics?

Yes so Rogue can't take it away from us....Its a pirate related thread..

Originally posted by Mistypirate
I know she is one f**ing lucky Bi**ch SOMEONE needs some orbit! good thing this is the orbit thread! the supply never runs out!Originally posted by CaptainJacksLuv
i just looked at her on imdb, coz ur saying this, its says in her mini-bio this : "Was the original spokeswoman for Wrigley's Orbit gum"

if shes the original does that mean theres another? coz i dunno, i live is oz, i would have a clue, just wondering though because thats EXACTLY what it said. im pretty sure theres a new one now, because she doesnt sound the way she used to....

UHH EDIT

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
SOMEONE needs some orbit! good thing this is the orbit thread! the supply never runs out!


Exactly Therefore, I can come in here talk all the dirty things I want, confess my self, have some Orbitz. And still feel clean

lmao! luv this vid!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MXyeRU6mAc

and i LUV this commercial!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXFicQf4_Ww

LMAO That was Fu**ing hilarious. I woold lik to haff a British accent.

i can do a really good british accent!

i've seen that commerical

i wish i could do a british accent-i love 'em!!
makes a guy that much sexier if he has one!

yeah! i wanna marry a british guy. that was my original plan

haha
my original plan was to move to london, get a english accent then come back to the US...but i dont think most people who go really get the accent...maybe a light touch of it, but not really

yeah, ive been able to do a british accent 4 a while. i like using it. its funny

lol-lucky
if i could i'd use it 24/7

people think its strange when i do it. dont know why. probably cuz im not british.....

I want to have a British accent *sniff sniff*

i can do a british accent

its extremely fun.

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
im pretty sure theres a new one now, because she doesnt sound the way she used to....

okay, thnx, coz its confuzzling livin in OZ

OZ.......

australia

ohohoooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

yaaaaaaaay..yeah i love british accents as well and I can do one pretty well..use it some times on snotty sails women in department stores but not much any where else cuz it's kinda freaky for ppl around me especially since I'm in TX.

any how...I'm thinking of how cool our forum is we have our mascot (Ichy ofcourse) we have a scpecial food for our country (orbit ofcourse..who needs food when you can have gum) we have a king to worship (Jack/Johnny)...

LMAO

whats a mascot?

mascot, like a school mascot.

um.....I dont understand...is it some sort of a dummy?

Yes kind of, have you ever been to a baseball or football game? each team has their own mascot, like the Chicago Bears, they would have somebody dress like a bear cheering up the fans.

oo those mascots. Now I know what they are called. never knew till now.

So whats new

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
oo those mascots. Now I know what they are called. never knew till now.

So whats new

Nothing good, I had a horrible day at work I was supposed to go home at 3, but I'm still here.

oh nooooo Why you still at work? They made you stay?

Yes writing a report, I started @ 6am, then we got called to this place, this loony guy had burned all 4 of his cats, It was horrible, we will talk later.

ok adios

Originally posted by tee_pirategirl
yaaaaaaaay..yeah i love british accents as well and I can do one pretty well..use it some times on snotty sails women in department stores but not much any where else cuz it's kinda freaky for ppl around me especially since I'm in TX.

I actually can do a British Accent pretty well too....sometimes when im reading Keira, Orlando or Jack D. parts in the RP's or the diaries i find myself reading them in a british accent...lol!! Sometimes i read everything in a british accent...it's almost like second nature Now...LMAO!!!

Omg Omg...im soooo excited...Last night i went to my friends house (the one whose MOM works for GORE V.) and i was talking to her mom and she told me that she told GORE about me and how much i loved the movie...and do u know what he told her!!!!! He said he would love to meet me!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Someone please freak out with me NOW!!!!!!!! aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! So she is gonna take me to his house!!! Im seriously hyperventalating here!!! i wanna puke, im so nervous!!!

You are soo LUCKY. Please harass Gore, and bring us some info

Originally posted by PirateDiva
Omg Omg...im soooo excited...Last night i went to my friends house (the one whose MOM works for GORE V.) and i was talking to her mom and she told me that she told GORE about me and how much i loved the movie...and do u know what he told her!!!!! He said he would love to meet me!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Someone please freak out with me NOW!!!!!!!! aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! So she is gonna take me to his house!!! Im seriously hyperventalating here!!! i wanna puke, im so nervous!!! omfg im so jealus!!!!!!! ask him what Johnnys like! ask him everything! I WANNA MEET HIM!!!!! LUCKY BIOTCH!!!!loljk! but i so wanna meet him!! wwaaahhh! im beyond jealous! the green monster of jealousy just ATE me!

She should tie him and and torture him and make him say what ship is going to win. She should start by ripping out his toe nails.

Im in the right thread so I can say this.

lmao!yes!do it do it!Originally posted by Mistypirate
Yes writing a report, I started @ 6am, then we got called to this place, this loony guy had burned all 4 of his cats, It was horrible, we will talk later. whats ur job?

Originally posted by Mistypirate
She should tie him and and torture him and make him say what ship is going to win. She should start by ripping out his toe nails.

Im in the right thread so I can say this.

LMAO!! Im Afraid i'll freeze up!!!

What if My brain does a brain Fart and totally dont ask important stuff!!

LOL...i'll torture him!! So when u see a this headline on the news "Gore Verbinski held hostage and tortured for POTC InfO" u'll know its me...lmao!!

omg...ur so lucky...i wish i could meet him

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
lmao!yes!do it do it! whats ur job?

crime scene tech, law enforcement

Originally posted by PirateDiva
LMAO!! Im Afraid i'll freeze up!!!

What if My brain does a brain Fart and totally dont ask important stuff!!

LOL...i'll torture him!! So when u see a this headline on the news "Gore Verbinski held hostage and tortured for POTC InfO" u'll know its me...lmao!!


Go for it girl, I will admire you all my life

Originally posted by Mistypirate
Go for it girl, I will admire you all my life

LOL....i guess we'll see what happens!!!

Well no matter what happens Good Luck If you cant torture him, use persuasion.

Originally posted by Mistypirate
Well no matter what happens Good Luck If you cant torture him, use persuasion.

LMAO....I dont think his wife will like that....i'm trying to get info!! Not get kicked out!!! LMAO!!!

Ayyyy I cant wait!!! I hope and pray this really happens...u know!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

you gonna ask him anything about johnny? lol...i probably would tho.....so i cant really say much

Originally posted by -savvychick-
you gonna ask him anything about johnny? lol...i probably would tho.....so i cant really say much

Piratediva ask him if Johnny wears boxers or briefs? Do you think he might know?

Originally posted by Mistypirate
Piratediva ask him if Johnny wears boxers or briefs? Do you think he might know?

LOL....he's a breif kinda man...trust me i know! We sleep together every night!!

Originally posted by PirateDiva
LOL....he's a breif kinda man...trust me i know! We sleep together every night!!


AHHHH No you don't, you don't know him, he sleeps with me naked!!
And I just saw DMC commercial I saw my Johnny

MY JOHNNY!!!! LOL!!!

i know how to solve this

*takes johnny*

MY johnny

*Steals Johnny from Savy, and locks him in the room of course with me, but first I flushed the key down the toilet* HA NOW WHOS GOING TO GET MY JOHNNY??

* comes in through window holds misty at gun point and takes Johnny through the window*

Originally posted by PirateDiva
* comes in through window holds misty at gun point and takes Johnny through the window*


AHHH NOOO I have been burglarized, I have been invaded

YeYa!!!! Stealing Back whats Rightfully mine!!! ha ha!!

*misty gets in the car and goes in to a wild chase to try to get Johnny back...* Im bringing Sexy Back!!!

I s'pose i'll just let you girls sort this out...then steal it from them

my evil genius plan...bwa ha ha ha ha

^^ And Misty fails cause PirateDiva is way to good to get caught!!! W00o0o0oo00!!!!

No she is not,
* Piratediva crashes her car when she sees a DMC sign on the street* Misty quickly gets out of her car and steals Johnny from her*

you could've killed johnny when piratediva crashed!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by -savvychick-
you could've killed johnny when piratediva crashed!!!!!!!!!

He was secure, he had a seat belt.

Originally posted by Mistypirate
No she is not,
* Piratediva crashes her car when she sees a DMC sign on the street* Misty quickly gets out of her car and steals Johnny from her*

LMAO!!!!! PirateDiva gets out of the car and sees a guy on a motorcycle...she yanks him off the motorcycle and gets on and continues the high speed chase after misty!!! then piratediva takes out her gun and shoots Misty's tire and she loses control of the car and crashes...then piratediva goes grabs Johnny and throws him on the motorcycle and takes off!!!

LMAO I can't beat that, call the ambulance Im laying unconscious on the street. A Johnny freak tried to kill me and stoled my man from me. Call the swat team!!

you guys are crazy...lol

well, me and johnny are tired, gotta get to bed

Originally posted by -savvychick-
you guys are crazy...lol

well, me and johnny are tired, gotta get to bed

Oh Stop stealing my lines!!! OK!!

Originally posted by -savvychick-
you guys are crazy...lol

well, me and johnny are tired, gotta get to bed

NOO Now we are Johnnyless!!

savvychick will never have my man!! So we are not Johnnyless!!

Ok no one will have MY MAN he is entirely mine.

Originally posted by Mistypirate
Ok no one will have MY MAN he is entirely mine.

Wrong Again!!! He's MiNe cause he loves me!!!

Originally posted by PirateDiva
Wrong Again!!! He's MiNe cause he loves me!!!


No he told me last night that, He Loves Me. And that I was the only women for him.

Nope He Loves Me!!! He Tells Me That Everyday!!!

this is hillarious lol never thought this thread was gonna last to be honest loool.

by the way.......johnny is mine!! hes my personal humper!

Piratediva this doesn't have to do with with you

But, I'm ****ing pissed right now

Originally posted by Mistypirate
Piratediva this doesn't have to do with with you

But, I'm ****ing pissed right now

Why LoVe?

I know why

I banged my bad finger ouch

Ouch....im sorry i hope it gets better! How did it happen?

With my car door

damn....tell johnny to kiss it and make it feel better, then give him back to me

Ok

hey you know what...you girsl have boy friends dont you loool

I dont have a bf

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
hey you know what...you girsl have boy friends dont you loool

I dont have a bf

Yes, but our Bf don't satisfy us the way Johnny does.

Sooooooo JOHNNY IS MY MAN!! And BF KnOws I'LL DrPP HiM In a HeaRT BeaT If I CoUlD GeT WiTh JoHnnY...I'Ve ToLd HiM ThaT B4!!!

thats why its called boy-friend, loool. I have boy-friends then because they are just friends of mine.

I have told him that too , I said Johnny Depp would be the only man that I would ever cheat at you with. and he told me to go to hell. LOL. I told him yes I would go, with Johnny

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
thats why its called boy-friend, loool. I have boy-friends then because they are just friends of mine.


Well im getting married so that makes him my fiance LOL, but I would dump him in a second for Johnny.

LMAO....Ya I ToLd my BF that I Cheat on him everyday with Johnny!!! LOL!!

im so glad I dont have a bf lol.

wait I do...its JOHNNY lol

Originally posted by PirateDiva
LMAO....Ya I ToLd my BF that I Cheat on him everyday with Johnny!!! LOL!!


LMAO Not yours mine

yeah I told my BF that I'd dump him for johnny too...we aren't that seriouse or anything I'm only 13 after all but we were good friends before we dated and once he asked me why I liked him and I said: "cause you sorta look like Johnny Depp! He was like: Is that IT?

Me-Yup!!! but no worries..the only guy I'd leave you for IS Johnny.
Him-so you're saying you are only dating mecause I look like a movie star and that you would dump me any day for him?

Me-not A movie star..THE MOST SEXIEST movie star...and I'm saying I WOULDN'T dump you for anyone BUT Johnny who is a more than WORTHY apponent...god we got that cleared out...

Him-Ok

so johnny if you were worried about the BF part..don't be. WE LOVE YOU....NOT OUR BFS

LMAO....Ya our poor BF's!!! He knows that i have never been arrested b4....but i told him that if he ever gets a call that tells him i'm in jail...it's because i planted a big one on JOHNNY DEPP...lol!!

I dont care... i'll get arrested if i can give Johnny one beautiful kiss!! LMAO!!!

Or you can stalk him, or break in to his house and steel his undies and sell it on e-bay.

LMAO....^^No stealing his undies and selling them on e-bay is Mina's job...lol!!

and if i had Johnny's undies...i would never sell them!!! I would keep them for myself!!!

LMAO Yes I forgot about that, thats her job. But you can make some replicas and sell them.

LMAO...i'll be to busy freaking out that i have Johnnys undies to think quick like that...lol!!

Im really glad I dont have a bf loool.

besides not ready for it.

You are Lucky, a less stressful thing in your life.

Well you know if the right man comes in my way then im sure. But im not desperate about it. I have to give time to time lol. I had one--no 2 experiences that pissed me off.

Boys can be cruel sometimes....my ex! wow i can sit here for days telling you things that that boy did to make our relationship suffer...i was with him for 2 years and in those 2 years i grew up quick and that is the reason why i view relationships totally different now...lol!!!

Wow 2 years?? YOu were with a guy who made you miserable for 2 years? wow...I couldnt bear it.

One guy who I had feelings but not love he was so awesome. He was another me but less crazy lol. Then decided to become a raper homie wanna be and I almost puked at his face.

^^ LMAO....i wasnt miserable all the time....see its a complicated story...i was happy up until i found out a whole bunch of things and all his run in with the law...once he wouldnt pick up his phone for 2 days and i couldnt find him and it turned out to be because he was in jail for robbing a house!

he had a double life you know and i started to realize that i had no idea who he really was and it was scary!!

scawy...hehe, im 13 so im free to luv johnny all i want...lol

I LOVE JOHNNY!!!

*happy thoughts*

I love johnny with some whip creme....mmm....and a cherry on top of his *add dirty thought here* *BLING*

hehe, wanna share that mina? lol

oh God would I?

Ill have Johnny for dessert any time with chocolate syrup spread all over his manly musculated chest

mmmm...yummy....i want some..lol

omg, there's an add at the top of the page for a bunch of different johnny pics, and one says 'johnny depp naked' lmao

LMAO Those were mine! I sold them at ebay lmao

Well i want Johnny in a hot tub making out with me and soon after things will get hot and HEAVY!!!! w0o0o0o0o0

well, keep dreaming...it's as close as you'll ever get

me on the other hand.............

^^Anywhoo.....HOT TUB WITH JOHNNY YUMMY!!!! I LOVE JOHNNY AND JOHNNY LOVES ME!!!