Sex Party

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Vinny Valentine
Sex Party
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Yeah, so I'm tired of coming on and having no places to post because there is either
A) A bunch of nooby, "Ohemgee i kno how tu poters" threads,
or
B) A Bunch of threads that I have no interest in.

This is funny because I am against Social Threads, but I am not actually making this to be social, If you don't want to post in here, Don't. I'm going to post here by myself all the time, so This is where I will be (including some of my other spots)

If you want anything from me you need to ask here, because thats just how it is.


Yes, I will Have Sex with (AKA Shout outs): Ones Without their real name I either Can't Remember how to spell, or I don't know

Leo.M
Melissa (Naz)
Irene (silver_tears)
Matt (Ninecoronas...Snoopbert...Something, I lost count)
Kerry (Syren)
Ken (LanceWindu)
Preston (Tired Hiker)
Hannah (Devalion)
Alana (Lana)
Jordan (Captain Rex)
Pedro (taft)
Michael (Barker)
Kevin (Mr. Bacon)
PunkyHermy
Imaginary
BlackSunshine
Impediment
LiL Nasty Girl
Chuck Norris
Brendan (Strangelove)
Dustin (Dusty)
Bardock
Scottie
Kat (Storm)
Karin (Wolfet)
Lil Bitchiness
Backfire
Digimark
Casey (The Pittman)
Scott (Da Moose)
Jesus
Slay
LethalFemme
Spooony
Lea (Ladyluck)
Alicia (Commando Queen)
Clovie
Sophie (Piggle Humsy)
......and Yes, Mist.

People Who wont be getting much of the sex with from the Vinny any time soon (Bad Shout outs) :


Kongu_Dude
Cheetah Girl
Ultrabatemeaon (Or however the hell you spell it)
...and all those other people that piss me off and are socks.



Yeah, I'm pretty much out of names and such, K.Diddy and Valharu aren't up there because, Well. I don't know why. Anyway, I'm sure everyone is just dyyiiiiinnnngggg to start posting and get it on with me in every way possible and such.

So, If you truely want to chat with me on KMC, You will post here and keep this thread alive, If not bite me and **** off. ermm

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/ROFL.jpg

vincent

silver_tears
*bites*

Barker
Sex with you? confused

Or like... Org..ee?

taft
shock

Mišt
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


......and Yes, Mist.


weep

Barker
And Pedro is really taft's name? no expression


confused

Vinny Valentine

taft
Originally posted by Barker
And Pedro is really taft's name? no expression


confused

swank Yep

Barker
Originally posted by taft
shock

Captain REX
Vinny, Wrongspeller.

I salute you.

Mišt
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Kiss Me.


I dont want to get raped again, Im never drinking with you againsadwalk

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine

Jordan (Caption Rex)


Originally posted by Captain REX
Vinny, Wrongspeller.

I salute you.

haermm

Lana
I know almost everyone's real names on that list that you don't stick out tongue

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Captain REX
Vinny, Wrongspeller.

I salute you.

I Have no idea what you're talking about whistle

Originally posted by Lana
I know almost everyone's real names on that list that you don't stick out tongue

laughing

Lana
Teehee, 'Caption' Rex...

*slaps a funny label on Jordan's forehead*

stick out tongue

Vinny Valentine
Spellcheck has failed me!

Barker
It's still mispelled. 13

Jordan (Captian Rex)

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Barker
It's still mispelled. 13

Jordan (Captian Rex)


Oh Well.

vincermm

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
It's still mispelled. 13

Jordan (Captian Rex)

Captain SEX13

Lana
*cough*Captain*cough*

stick out tongue

Vinny Valentine
Its too late at night to be spelling!

Barker

Vinny Valentine
I have the sudden urge to have sex with Mist ermm

Mišt

Vinny Valentine

Mišt
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Lets go Big Boy.

Barker does the best BJs, I dont want any imitation rubbish ermm

Barker

Vinny Valentine

~Da Rev~
Decided to show up in this thread.



Hey kittens

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Decided to show up in this thread.



Hey kittens


Hey Bill.

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
You're in luck. wink

We just recieved the first shipment of the new flavors. Which would you like?

...that one 13

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I was thinking of a full body massage.

Queer ermm

Vinny Valentine

Mišt
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Queerinyourpants.

Peeinyourpants 13

Vinny Valentine

Barker

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Barker
Well.. that one's not street legal, mam. *Crosses legs*

13

*Steals your clothes and eats them*

Cough.

Lana
*throws a banana*

ninja

Mr. Bacon
*throws grapes at lana*

ninja

Barker
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Steals your clothes and eats them*

Cough.
Eh.

They were disposable anyway.

Except now I'm nekkid, and some Bunny is chucking Fruit everywhere. no expression




13

Mišt
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
wearingrubberpants

sothepeewillsticktotherubberandmakeyourpantssmelll
ikepeealldaylolz 13

Originally posted by Barker
Well.. that one's not street legal, mam. *Crosses legs*

13

Thats the only BJ I want though 13

Lana
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
*throws grapes at lana*

ninja

*steals them and eats*

ninja

Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by Lana
*steals them and eats*

ninja
those were mine disgust

*steals lana supply of bananas*

ninja

~Da Rev~
Sasquatch: Arrgggghhhh!
JB: Arrrggghhhh!
Sasquatch: That's good, lets go an adventure,
JB: Yeah, (la la la)
Sasquatch: I've got lots to show you, (la la laaa)
JB: Can i be a sasquatch too? (la la la)
Sasquatch: You already are la la la youre my son JB, my wittle baby sass,
(la la la la la la la la la la la la)
JB: Ahhh.
Sasquatch: Lets take a dip in the strawberry river, (la la la)
JB: Yay!
Sasquatch: C'mon! (C'mon baby lets go!)

Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Oh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!
Oh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!
Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Oh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!

Oh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!

JB: Wheeeee!
Sasquatch: We're flying!
JB: We're flying!
Sasquacth: Hold on boy!

JB: Down where the sasquatch hide,
In the misty mountainside,
He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect,
Look into the sasquatch eye,
Did you know that sass could fly?
Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!
Half man, half machine,
On the cover of a magazine,
Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me!
These legends don't make sense,
Think i've found the evidence,
The yeti is ma papa and he wants to protect, me!

Lana
Well, you threw them at me ermm

And you can have the bananas, I don't like them anyway stick out tongue

Barker

Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by Lana
Well, you threw them at me ermm

And you can have the bananas, I don't like them anyway stick out tongue
true ermm

me either ninja *throws bananas at vinny*

Vinny Valentine
Okay, I think everyone needs to settle down and stop thro....


*throws shoe full of grapes and bananas at barker*


ninja

Barker
Okay..

Too much tossing going on in here. 13

*Storms out naked, and Bjless.*

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Barker
Okay..

Too much tossing going on in here. 13

*Storms out naked, and Bjless.*

You are one big toss, go toss some salad.

Barker
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You are one big toss, go toss some salad.
Been there, done that. yawn

Or been done to. no expression


I'm tired.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Barker
Been there, done that. yawn

Or been done to. no expression


I'm tired.


Scared? Ditching out already?

I'm Disappointed.

Barker
Yeah, but you don't live in Utah. srug

derrick666
Hello peoples

Strangelove
Oh my, how erotic

Mišt
Originally posted by Barker
Fine. I was trying to keep it warm between my thighs, but..


Since you need it. roll eyes (sarcastic)







*Hands it over. *13

I changed my mind I dunt want it anymore 13

Vinny Valentine
Its just damned apple Sexy.

derrick666
wow

Strangelove
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Its just damned apple Sexy. Granny Smith or Macintosh sexy? hmm

Vinny Valentine
Red Delicious.

Vinny Valentine
I'm off to bed for the night, if this thread hits 100+ Posts when I wake up there will be sex to all.

Night.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'm off to bed for the night, if this thread hits 100+ Posts when I wake up there will be sex to all.

Night. I'll make sure it happens yes

Mišt
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'm off to bed for the night, if this thread hits 100+ Posts when I wake up there will be sex to all.

Night.

Quick, now that he's gone, lets all have sex13

~Da Rev~

Strangelove

Mišt
*se---ah damn finished too quickly* mad

silver_tears

LanceWindu
I'm here for the party...

But why is my son propositioning everyone for sex?

Strangelove
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I'm here for the party...

But why is my son propositioning everyone for sex? There's something you need to know about your son, Ken.....

He's quite sexy

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
As always doped

Just for you, I wanted it to be over quickly so I could go throw up and wallow in self pity of just how shallow I am doped

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Strangelove
There's something you need to know about your son, Ken.....

He's quite sexy

He gets it from his dad. cool

Strangelove
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yes, I will Have Sex with (AKA Shout outs): Ones Without their real name I either Can't Remember how to spell, or I don't know

JesusThe Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is coming to the sex party? How scandalous oh

Strangelove
Originally posted by LanceWindu
He gets it from his dad. cool I believe it no expression

Mišt
Originally posted by Strangelove
The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is coming to the sex party? How scandalous oh

And speaking in a loud voice, Jesus said, "It is finished", and he wiped the sweat from his brow and the ejaculate from his penis doped

Strangelove

Strangelove
Originally posted by LanceWindu
He gets it from his dad. cool Was the fine piece of ass from you as well, or can we thank his mother for that?

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Strangelove
Was the fine piece of ass from you as well, or can we thank his mother for that?

That would be his mom. She's got the finest piece of ass this side of Neptune.

Strangelove
Originally posted by LanceWindu
That would be his mom. She's got the finest piece of ass this side of Neptune. shock What an ass it must be

Strangelove
So....it's a solo venture at the moment now, huh? shifty

§P0oONY
Vinny doesn't know my real name... evillaugh

Strangelove

Mišt
Originally posted by Strangelove
So....it's a solo venture at the moment now, huh? shifty

*stares blankly as Strangelove sits in the corner masturbating in public* What the f**k?

Strangelove

Mišt
Well if you cant beat 'em...srug
*takes pants off*

silver_tears

Strangelove
Originally posted by silver_tears
.....beat it? oh How sexily off-color and to the point, Irene!

You get sex for that naughty

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
.....beat it?

No, take your pants off....god what are you thinking? What the f**k?

silver_tears
Originally posted by Strangelove
oh How sexily off-color and to the point, Irene!

You get sex for that naughty

I'm smart and perverted, lethal evillaugh

Originally posted by Mišt
No, take your pants off....god what are you thinking? What the f**k?

About you masturbating, leave me alone doped

LanceWindu

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
About you masturbating, leave me alone doped

What? No wait, this isnt what it looks like I swear, I was just cleaning it lookaround

silver_tears

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
2 shakes cleans it, anything else and you're just playing with it ermm

Yeah well, you try playing cleaning a penis and then get back to me ermm

silver_tears

Mišt
Cleaning penises?What the f**k? Whatever brings the money in...of course some of us dont stoop that low srug


I'd love to stay and be bored by you a bit longer but Im off to play cricket doped

silver_tears
Well until I offer to clean yours I'm still higher than you doped

Ttfn darling wavey

bogen
go to bed

Leo.M
WOO! I was at the top of the list w00t

Mišt
*posts cause theres nothing else to do* sleeping

Vinny Valentine
eek!

Mišt
leghump

Vinny Valentine
Oh Mist, You Scandalous Dog.

Mišt
eyes

Vinny Valentine
kiss3

Mišt
blush2

Vinny Valentine
love

Mišt
Things are moving too fast, I need time to think blush2

Kongu Dude
oh

Mišt
*hmph* Well this place is boringsneaky2

*sex's self and leaves* schmoll

Kongu Dude
What the.. laughing out loud

silver_tears

Soleran
Originally posted by silver_tears
Good riddance 13


I thought you weren't going to be posting on the OTF, haha.

silver_tears
I wasn't, but tis slowly dying for some reason lately, I felt pity diva

Soleran
Originally posted by silver_tears
I wasn't, but tis slowly dying for some reason lately, I felt pity diva


I can appreciate that, I mean if it wasn't for pity I would never get laid! rolling on floor laughing

silver_tears
petpet

Kayne Archeron
this thread needs more beastiality

§P0oONY
Originally posted by LanceWindu
But I know it. evillaugh

You're on steroids... evillaugh

Strangelove
Originally posted by Kayne Archeron
this thread needs more beastiality I'm sure we'll have our resident moose in here soon srug

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Kayne Archeron
this thread needs more beastiality Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm sure we'll have our resident moose in here soon srug

w00t

Strangelove
Originally posted by Kayne Archeron
this thread needs more beastiality Seriously though, that's creepy messed

Vinny Valentine
I think, We need a party.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I think, We need a party. I daresay...a SEX PARTY? eek!

Vinny Valentine
Lets make a thread and call It...

sex party

Vinny Valentine
Lets make a thread and call It...

sex party

Strangelove
Double post detective

Vinny Valentine
How'd That Happen?

Scottie
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
How'd That Happen? srug pixies?

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Scottie
srug pixies?

Penis Pixies?

Strangelove
Originally posted by Scottie
srug pixies? I blame the soup mad

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Strangelove
I blame the soup mad
Penis Pixie Soup?

Wolflet
This party sucks sad

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Wolflet
This party sucks sad

But, But, I'm Naked, and thats a party.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Wolflet
This party sucks sad Wanna make it interesting? naughty

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Strangelove
Wanna make it interesting? naughty Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
But, But, I'm Naked, and thats a party.

Röland
*posts* ninja

Vinny Valentine

Mr. Bacon
firefirefireph

Naz
ninja2

Strangelove
Originally posted by Naz
ninja2 A sexier ninja, there has never been hmm

Vinny Valentine
That ninja has a nice chest, I want to grope it.

taft
Sex.

Vinny Valentine
taft

Röland
boobs

Wolflet
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
But, But, I'm Naked, and thats a party.
I am not on your list schmoll
Originally posted by Strangelove
Wanna make it interesting? naughty
Only with you stick out tongue

Nerdanel
I'm here...wheres the party

Strangelove
Originally posted by Wolflet
I am not on your list schmollHow scandalous oh

shifty

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Wolflet
I am not on your list schmoll

Only with you stick out tongue

Yes You Are....


Originally posted by Nerdanel
I'm here...wheres the party


All Over, Its just Partilicous.

Wolflet
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yes You Are....





All Over, Its just Partilicous.
You spelled Wolflet wrong, thats why I couldn't find it, althought I searched Karin too blink
I love you Vinny love

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Wolflet
You spelled Wolflet wrong, thats why I couldn't find it, althought I searched Karin too blink
I love you Vinny love

I'm Sorry, I spelled like 5 peoples names wrong laughing

love

Naz
Originally posted by Strangelove
A sexier ninja, there has never been hmm
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
That ninja has a nice chest, I want to grope it.

ninja2 *hides in the dark corner*

Strangelove
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'm Sorry, I spelled like 5 peoples names wrong laughing

love not mine love

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Naz
ninja2 *hides in the dark corner*

*Is in that dark corner groping the ninja's chest*

Röland
Originally posted by Nerdanel
I'm here...wheres the party

In my pants and I'm the birthday boy so you must attend. shifty

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