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....would I go to jail?

If they had seriously provoked me, and I beat them with a candlestick and shoved their body in the mysterious cupboards in the hallway, would I go to jail?

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth risking my degree, or whether I should just lock them in my bathroom for a day in the hope they would learn their lesson.

Opinions?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
....would I go to jail?

If they had seriously provoked me, and I beat them with a candlestick and shoved their body in the mysterious cupboards in the hallway, would I go to jail?

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth risking my degree, or whether I should just lock them in my bathroom for a day in the hope they would learn their lesson.

Opinions?

Not if you hid the body well, like say, in the walls. shifty

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
....would I go to jail?

If they had seriously provoked me, and I beat them with a candlestick and shoved their body in the mysterious cupboards in the hallway, would I go to jail?

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth risking my degree, or whether I should just lock them in my bathroom for a day in the hope they would learn their lesson.

Opinions?

Ash...you live alone...so, likely not. You'd just end up in the asylum.

If you do kill your flat mate can I move in with you?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
....would I go to jail?

If they had seriously provoked me, and I beat them with a candlestick and shoved their body in the mysterious cupboards in the hallway, would I go to jail?

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth risking my degree, or whether I should just lock them in my bathroom for a day in the hope they would learn their lesson.

Opinions?

Depends. Is it a guy or a girl? Can you fit their clothing? Would you have a good alibi? Best bet watch CSI and all the other shows like that and then make a plan.

Originally posted by The Pict
If you do kill your flat mate can I move in with you? As long as the dead bodies in the walls don't bother you, go ahead.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ash...you live alone...so, likely not. You'd just end up in the asylum.

I only said I live alone in the hope that you'd realise I didn't like living with other people and leave me alone. ermm

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Mmmm, yes...the walls. Now that is a very good idea. hmm

Even better idea is if after you've disposed of them and if you can stomach it, chop them up then hide them in the walls.

I'm sick and twisted.

Yes. Yes you would....

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
....would I go to jail?It's likely but not certain.

Originally posted by Strangelove
It's likely but not certain.

I'm afraid it is certain... Especially with this thread as evidence.

Originally posted by Strangelove
It's likely but not certain. Shame...shame. Justice system these days....

Originally posted by Strangelove
Assuming the police follow your internet activity hmm I'm sure they'd be competent enough to do that.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I might get lucky

Not with me darling.... hmm

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I might get lucky

If you go to prison I'm quite sure you will.

The FBI DOES watch the internet!
I have proof:

"<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )"

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I might get lucky Remember, though, there is no statute of limitations on murder.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Remember, though, there is no statute of limitations on murder. Quite. leftright

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Ah, a man after my own heart.

He'll cut it out and eat it. I've seen him do so.scared

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Ah, a man after my own heart.

He has a hot wife... I don't think he's after your heart... hmm

DAMN THEE PITTMAN; BEATING ME TO IT!

Originally posted by Strangelove
Remember, though, there is no statute of limitations on murder. There is, your life span

Originally posted by ThePittman
There is, your life span hmm too true

If it was provoked you could use that as a defence but only a partial defence, you'd still go to jail for manslaughter.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I don't think it would be happening for you, even if he hadn't beaten you to it.

Shush noob. I don't remember asking for you opinion. hmm

Fi, can I help?

Originally posted by Syren
Fi, can I help? With the murdering? Yes you may.