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Come one, come all!

Now is the time, this is the place and we are the professionals.

Do you have any sort of anxiety, angst, concern or general stress in your life? Do you wish there were somewhere you could visit and someone you could put any of your questions to? Some kind of a place where answers are not just promised, but guaranteed?

Here is the place. Now, I have made this introduction sound ridiculously cheesy because I was told once that this helps people to feel comfortable. Is this true? I suppose I will find out. At any rate, Scythe and I have decided that we wish to help everyone and anyone with an issue, a query, or even those in need of an ear to chew. Feel free to rant and rave and we will do our utmost to provide you with a suitable solution, answer or shoulder to cry on.

Make yourselves comfortable and begin.

I see this thread as a direct threat to my own question-answering thread!!!!

Originally posted by Syren
Come one, come all!

Now is the time, this is the place and we are the professionals.

Do you have any sort of anxiety, angst, concern or general stress in your life? Do you wish there were somewhere you could visit and someone you could put any of your questions to? Some kind of a place where answers are not just promised, but guaranteed?

Here is the place. Now, I have made this introduction sound ridiculously cheesy because I was told once that this helps people to feel comfortable. Is this true? I suppose I will find out. At any rate, Scythe and I have decided that we wish to help everyone and anyone with an issue, a query, or even those in need of an ear to chew. Feel free to rant and rave and we will do our utmost to provide you with a suitable solution, answer or shoulder to cry on.

Make yourselves comfortable and begin.



Can I help?

I'm coughing up blood. hmm

Originally posted by SelphieT
Internal bleeding?

I just sucked the neck of a headless chicken and inhaled. hmm

Originally posted by Strangelove
I see this thread as a direct threat to my own question-answering thread!!!!

Ah, our very first patient.

Diagnosis; Inferiority Complex

Solution; Get Over It

My dad's moving to Vermont on December 18th, so I don't even get to have a last Christmas with him. Support me!

Originally posted by Scythe
That sounds like a personal problem, however you should have the Red Cross take a look at the problem at hand, just as long as you don't confuse the Red Cross as a religious group.

What about my GP or local hospital?

START THINKING INSIDE THE BOX!

Originally posted by SelphieT
My dad's moving to Vermont on December 18th, so I don't even get to have a last Christmas with him. Support me!

Will you see him once he's moved? I mean, will you visit? Perhaps you will miss this Christmas, but there will be others. I can relate because my parents split when I was very young and there were times I wanted to see my dad but couldn't, and others when I wanted to see more of my mum but couldn't. Things will iron out over time.

Is there any particular reason you think this is going to be a 'last' Christmas? I may be entirely wrong in my conclusion, more information would be helpful hug

Originally posted by Syren
Ah, our very first patient.

Diagnosis; Inferiority Complex

Solution; Get Over It

I'd say superiority complex over inferiority...hmm

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'd say superiority complex over inferiority...hmm

Yeah, but in comparison to me you're bound to feel inferior eyes

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, but in comparison to me you're bound to feel inferior eyes Personally, sure. But my thread is superior to this one

I thought the purpose of this thread was to make people feel better, not worse

silly me

Originally posted by Strangelove
Personally, sure. But my thread is superior to this one

Then, may I ask why you are worried? Your reaction to this thread's creation spoke volumes, hence my diagnosis of 'inferiority' on your part.

Your thread may be bigger, but we're aiming for quality.

(Please note, I am kidding)

NHS.... *cough* lookaround

Originally posted by Spearhead
I thought the purpose of this thread was to make people feel better, not worse

silly me

Putting yourself down? Why do you believe you are silly? You failed to grasp the complete concept of the thread, but you are not a failure petpet

I'm in a bad mood and I don't know why.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I'm in a bad mood and I don't know why.

Sex?

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I'm in a bad mood and I don't know why.
It's becasue you know that your face is more attractive than that of you sig's. Yet you know a guy would pick her simply because of her rack...


NEXT!

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I'm in a bad mood and I don't know why.

Has anything happened that could have triggered the feelings of negativity? If you wish to talk, I will listen

Originally posted by Syren
Has anything happened that could have triggered the feelings of negativity? If you wish to talk, I will listen

Maybe it because it's been a while and its that time of the month

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Maybe it because it's been a while and its that time of the month

The end of the month?

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Maybe it because it's been a while and its that time of the month

I was going to say 'lack of sex' and 'PMS' but that's such a male reaction I wanted to hear it from you first.

And honey, I know the feeling hug

Originally posted by Syren
Then, may I ask why you are worried? Your reaction to this thread's creation spoke volumes, hence my diagnosis of 'inferiority' on your part.

Your thread may be bigger, but we're aiming for quality.

(Please note, I am kidding) Quality has never been an aim of mine hmm

Very well...continue

Originally posted by Strangelove
Quality has never been an aim of mine hmm

Very well...continue

Therein lies the problem, you rogue eyes

I thank you.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was right.



Don't try to help/petpet

It was a joke... petpet

The whole "it's that time of the month" thing is stupid... Just say it... It's nothing to be embarrased about or feel that you should be ashamed to say it.

One would think a Woman's problems can best be understood by those of the same sex, those ones, are correct.

mwahaha

No comment.

I think I'm a chicken. Can someone help me?

Originally posted by Scythe
One would think a Woman's problems can best be understood by those of the same sex, those ones, are correct.

Women are overrated.

Originally posted by Syren
I was going to say 'lack of sex' and 'PMS' but that's such a male reaction I wanted to hear it from you first.

And honey, I know the feeling hug

thanks I just wish I could take care of it right now but thats gross.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
thanks I just wish I could take care of it right now but thats gross. Now you should feel bad about the fact you've discussed all of this on a public message board.. hmm

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
thanks I just wish I could take care of it right now but thats gross.

hmm

Shall I answer honestly? I shall.

Not gross, can be better. As long as you're comfortable with your partner and he doesn't mind, I would suggest you try it. The time of the month is the time when women are 'on heat', for want of a better term. Trust me

Originally posted by Kram3r
I think I'm a chicken. Can someone help me?

I can snap your neck and we can all enjoy the taste of your roasted flesh droolio

Failing that, go and sit somewhere quiet and think about what you've just admitted.

Originally posted by Syren
hmm

Shall I answer honestly? I shall.

Not gross, can be better. As long as you're comfortable with your partner and he doesn't mind, I would suggest you try it. The time of the month is the time when women are 'on heat', for want of a better term. Trust me

actually I have tried that one time and it was awesome. It was just seeing everything afterwards that was kinda icky. Thank god we had a towel.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
actually I have tried that one time and it was awesome. It was just seeing everything afterwards that was kinda icky. Thank god we had a towel.

Did he do EVERYTHING?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Did he do EVERYTHING?

If you're thinking what I am..then no...I didnt expect him to.

Originally posted by Syren
I can snap your neck and we can all enjoy the taste of your roasted flesh droolio

Failing that, go and sit somewhere quiet and think about what you've just admitted.

I like your thoughts and opinions and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
If you're thinking what I am..then no...I didnt expect him to.

We're on the same page.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
actually I have tried that one time and it was awesome. It was just seeing everything afterwards that was kinda icky. Thank god we had a towel.

Oh yes, the towel is a must. The bigger, the better, as some rolling around may occur

Originally posted by Scythe
I beg to differ, again, you come to us with a personal problem. Were you ever in a situation where you thought of yourself unsignificant? If yes, tell me, was there a high amount of women populating the area you were in?
Insignificant.... Not unsignificant.

Originally posted by Kram3r
I like your thoughts and opinions and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Let me help you with that, we here at Scythe and Syren Solutions, value what our clients have to say, and would never think about playing tetris on our state-of-the-art palm pilots. Now, to subscribe, run around in three circles, bark like a dog, tell me you love meh, and make it on the ten o'clock local news sending out a shout out to you mailman!

Originally posted by Syren
Oh yes, the towel is a must. The bigger, the better, as some rolling around may occur

very true

Originally posted by Scythe
Let me help you with that, we here at Scythe and Syren Solutions, value what our clients have to say, and would never think about playing tetris on our state-of-the-art palm pilots. Now, to subscribe, run around in three circles, bark like a dog, tell me you love meh, and make it on the ten o'clock local news sending out a shout out to you mailman!

Done and done, babeh eyes













Oh, wait, you weren't talking to me. I'll just be over here ermm

My ex-girlfriend is being a mega b*tch. I broke up with her because she felt the need to cheat on me. She didn't care that I broke up with her and hung out with the guy she cheated on me with for a few weeks.

Well he was with some other girls and told her he just wanted sex from her. Now she comes crawling back to me by calling me everyday like 4 or 5 times a day, telling me she loves me and was sorry for what she did, if I don't pick up the phone when she calls, she will come over to my house and talk to me saying the same stuff over and over again. I have told her I can't be with her again because I can't trust her and it wasn't that hard for her to cheat on me.

She's driving me insane. What do I do about this situation?

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Tell her to f*ck off and you dont want her. Tell her exactly how you feel!!

Yeah, because that's really going to solve his blunder...

Originally posted by Scythe
Let me help you with that, we here at Scythe and Syren Solutions, value what our clients have to say, and would never think about playing tetris on our state-of-the-art palm pilots. Now, to subscribe, run around in three circles, bark like a dog, tell me you love meh, and make it on the ten o'clock local news sending out a shout out to you mailman!

I submit to your will, oh great Scythe.

I love a guy who takes charge.

Originally posted by Syren
You have two choices.

1. Stick to your guns, there's no way you could ever trust her again, right? She clearly thought nothing of cheating on you the first time around so what's to stop her doing it again? She doesn't deserve you.

2. On the other hand, she may actually be sorry, she may turn over a new leaf. Sometimes second chances are worth giving. But it's a big risk and if you do give her another chance, go into it with your eyes wide open. Expect the worst, but you might be surprised.

Option 2: Bullshit. People don't change. Once a cheat always a cheat. Just because they don't act on it, doesn't mean they aren't a cheating whore.

Originally posted by Syren
Come one, come all!

Now is the time, this is the place and we are the professionals.

Do you have any sort of anxiety, angst, concern or general stress in your life? Do you wish there were somewhere you could visit and someone you could put any of your questions to? Some kind of a place where answers are not just promised, but guaranteed?

Here is the place. Now, I have made this introduction sound ridiculously cheesy because I was told once that this helps people to feel comfortable. Is this true? I suppose I will find out. At any rate, Scythe and I have decided that we wish to help everyone and anyone with an issue, a query, or even those in need of an ear to chew. Feel free to rant and rave and we will do our utmost to provide you with a suitable solution, answer or shoulder to cry on.

Make yourselves comfortable and begin.



Choo guyz is rippeeng off Strangelove.....eets thee same thread....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Choo guyz is rippeeng off Strangelove.....eets thee same thread....

No it isn't, stupid. Read the thread and you'll see the differences. This has already been sorted mhm

I want to wash clothes what detergent should I use?cry

Originally posted by Syren
No it isn't, stupid. Read the thread and you'll see the differences. This has already been sorted mhm

You can't call me stupid and get away with it. nono I'm telling.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You can't call me stupid and get away with it. nono I'm telling.

Just who are you going to tell? eyes

Alana-Chiquita, you should use Daz - The soap you can believe in!

Originally posted by Syren
Just who are you going to tell? eyes

Alana-Chiquita, you should use Daz - The soap you can believe in!

Next question. Is it too slutty to go nude to the cleaners?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Next question. Is it too slutty to go nude to the cleaners?

I wouldn't say 'slutty' is the right word. Maybe if you get 'whore' painted on your forehead in luminous paint, and carry a pair of handcuffs and a whip, people won't get the wrong idea.

Originally posted by Syren
I wouldn't say 'slutty' is the right word. Maybe if you get 'whore' painted on your forehead in luminous paint, and carry a pair of handcuffs and a whip, people won't get the wrong idea.

Way ahead of you.pinkcuffs

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Next question. Is it too slutty to go nude to the cleaners?


Actually if I saw that I would think, gosh golly gee what a thrifty chick, she's gonna do all her laundry at once!

Thats such a great idea lethal tell me how it works out

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Way ahead of you.pinkcuffs

clapping

The other doctor is now in.

How is everyone today?

You frightened them away

I'm just lucky like that...

Lucky? I'd say talented

.....

Man, you can bring anyone out of the dumps, can you?

Originally posted by Scythe
.....

Man, you can bring anyone out of the dumps, can you?

shrug

Did I say something wrong? petpet

Originally posted by Scythe
The other doctor is now in.

How is everyone today?
S.S.D.D

Originally posted by Syren
shrug

Did I say something wrong? petpet

No, no. I meant you can raise anyone's spirits. Make them feel down in the dumps no longer.

I don't think people want our help, you know disgust

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I want to wash clothes what detergent should I use?cry

Well if you've been wearing them, Im afraid theres no choice besides burning themcry

You're just laughing because you feel sorry for mesadwalk

No, I'm laughing because it was funny.

Now, oddly, I feel sorry for you. In a pitiful way ermm

Good cause I was going for the pity lookaround

Pity sex now?lookaround

I don't do pity sex mhm

I like beans....but they make me gassy....and that's not acceptable in public places. What can I do? srug

Stop eating beans? Or buy a butt plug.

Originally posted by Syren
Stop eating beans? Or buy a butt plug.

But I REALLY like eating beans....by the bucket load. And butt plugs are not for muffling...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But I REALLY like eating beans....by the bucket load. And butt plugs are not for muffling...

Yeah, but think of the children!! cry

Wait, they're not? ermm

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, but think of the children!! cry

Wait, they're not? ermm

Ok.

Well, not for your whoppers, anyhow.

My whoppers? Excuse you mhm

Originally posted by Syren
My whoppers? Excuse you mhm

How rude of me. Can you ever forgive me?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
How rude of me. Can you ever forgive me?

Probably not. But whatever. You did, after all, tolerate a discussion with me about breaking wind ermm

Originally posted by Syren
Probably not. But whatever. You did, after all, tolerate a discussion with me about breaking wind ermm


Mmm...yes. yes And how invigorating THAT was.

It was supposed to be edumacational.

blushing

Originally posted by Syren


It was supposed to be edumacational.

blushing

Oh I learned stuff....yeah....

Can't say it's helped me sleep any better...but....yeah.

I need a solution.
I have a hunch someone in my direct environment is pregnant. How do you approach someone about that in a subtle way? ermm

Oh, and it's not someone I had sex with, just to get that out of the way.

Originally posted by Slay
I need a solution.
I have a hunch someone in my direct environment is pregnant. How do you approach someone about that in a subtle way? ermm

Oh, and it's not someone I had sex with, just to get that out of the way.

A little bit more information would help me out quite so. However, you can bring future parenthood into a conversation as a topic. Start a nice, calm conversation, then bring it up. Others would advise to bring it up with the person's close friends, however, that always leads to trouble. All it takes is one slip up one someone's end to make it appear as if you were speaking badly of them. So refrain from letting others know of your intentions, keep it to yourself, you'll accomplish more this way. If all else fails, then just keep your eyes peeled for the first signs of pregnancy.

Let's hope for the best, Slay.

Where'd he go?

Looks like work is going to be double for you Syren. My sprite comics are going to come out great.

Well, that's just great. Shall we call the business Syren & Syren Solutions until you're all done with your comic?

If you're alright with that, sure.

I think we should sell and split weep

You're selling what now?

ill buy

You're buying what now?

i like your new sig scythe

what you selling?

I don't think you have the funds, nor the grapes to purchase Scythe and Syren Solutions!


Originally posted by KILLA420
i like your new sig scythe

Thanks.

The grapes droolio

Ewwy!

ill buy

You can purchase my ewwy. The hell does that even mean?

I really don't know.... Syren!! I'm combuzzled...

I'm also feelin' all discombobulated...

We're open for business, at least the Scythe half, the Syren half should be around sooner or later. Anywho, tell us your problems, and we'll try to solve them to the best of our ability, mhmm.

OK I'll go....When you are trying to explain somethig very simple to someone and they just don't get it (In this case my Dad), and you try and try and try to break it down for them, but they are like "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuut", how do you proceed?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK I'll go....When you are trying to explain somethig very simple to someone and they just don't get it (In this case my Dad), and you try and try and try to break it down for them, but they are like "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuut", how do you proceed? Well RJ, you try to break it down in the mot simple of forms for them, possibly give them examples that they might relate with, if nothing at all works, the best way to get a point across is by doing, so go ahead, do whatever you are trying to explain to dad, and he will see it.

Originally posted by Scythe
Well RJ, you try to break it down in the mot simple of forms for them, possibly give them examples that they might relate with, if nothing at all works, the best way to get a point across is by doing, so go ahead, do whatever you are trying to explain to dad, and he will see it. He bought a laptop. You ever try exlaining the internet to a 65 year old man who has never use a computer in his life? I did pretty much what you suggested already. I'll give it a try I guess.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He bought a laptop. You ever try exlaining the internet to a 65 year old man who has never use a computer in his life? I did pretty much what you suggested already. I'll give it a try I guess.

Yeah, the average baby boomer generation isn't as tech savvy as the newer generation kids so to speak. Like I said though, you can try explaining as much as you can, in time, he will learn. However, when the time comes, he will need assistance and will most likely ask for someone's aid, in which case, the learning process can settle in a bit better when help is needed.

The man can take apart and reassemble an entire diesel engine while blindfolded, but he can't figure out a damn laptop.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The man can take apart and reassemble an entire diesel engine while blindfolded, but he can't figure out a damn laptop.

He's had more exposure growing up with diesel engines, since they've been around for centuries, unlike laptops.

Moving on.

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I need a place to visit that's more active and interesting than here.

Gathering Static, stupid

Originally posted by Syren
shock

Calm down, you're gettin' all crazy over there.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I need a place to visit that's more active and interesting than here.

What do you like? Personal taste is the key to victory, I could spend hours on a photography forum, but wouldn't know what to do in a sports forum.

Originally posted by Scythe
Calm down, you're gettin' all crazy over there.

Gettin' all crazy?? crazy

Originally posted by Syren
Gettin' all crazy?? crazy

Yes, gettin', son. That's America for you, tell your friends.

Originally posted by Scythe
Yes, gettin', son. That's America for you, tell your friends.

No. I meant "getting" is the wrong term. As I already am

YOU KILLED THAT JOKE, DAMN YOU whyioutgha

Originally posted by Syren
No. I meant "getting" is the wrong term. As I already am

YOU KILLED THAT JOKE, DAMN YOU whyioutgha

I...

Go to your room, Syren. We've had enough of your witchcraft shenanigans.

Oh, dudette! My co-workers today were talkin' about waking up in a parallel universe, and my buddy goes: "It would suck if I went to sleep, and woke up to find out my dad's a chick, possibly named Kerry."

I laughed, and went on some random-ass tangent going: "Ohh, yeah! Then he's all Brit and chappy, what does chappy mean(?), constantly looks at you like you're crazy but then never bothers to tell you your lil' sister's name kinda sounds like a cute lil' Pokemon which you then have to meet and it'll make you late for schoooool!"

He then asked to buy meth from me.

Originally posted by Syren
Gathering Static, stupid dur

I need something more than that.

Originally posted by Scythe
Calm down, you're gettin' all crazy over there.



What do you like? Personal taste is the key to victory, I could spend hours on a photography forum, but wouldn't know what to do in a sports forum. You make a good point already.

I would guess movies, but that would take me right back here.

I like music and video, but also science.

Originally posted by lord xyz
dur

I need something more than that.

You make a good point already.

I would guess movies, but that would take me right back here.

I like music and video, but also science.

Usually a band's forum gives me some good kicks for quite awhile. Except that time I joined Green Day Community to rub it in Walshy's face, I didn't much to talk about there. I'd shop around, forums are free, you win every time.

Originally posted by Scythe
Usually a band's forum gives me some good kicks for quite awhile. Except that time I joined Green Day Community to rub it in Walshy's face, I didn't much to talk about there. I'd shop around, forums are free, you win every time. Until come your birthday and your email address gets filled with 100 happy birthday messages from websites that made you think "why did I go there?"

Originally posted by Scythe
I...

Go to your room, Syren. We've had enough of your witchcraft shenanigans.

Oh, dudette! My co-workers today were talkin' about waking up in a parallel universe, and my buddy goes: "It would suck if I went to sleep, and woke up to find out my dad's a chick, possibly named Kerry."

I laughed, and went on some random-ass tangent going: "Ohh, yeah! Then he's all Brit and chappy, what does chappy mean(?), constantly looks at you like you're crazy but then never bothers to tell you your lil' sister's name kinda sounds like a cute lil' Pokemon which you then have to meet and it'll make you late for schoooool!"

He then asked to buy meth from me.

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mmm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chappy

I completely disagree with all of those definitions. To me, a 'chappy' is a British 'fellow'. For instance, "Look at him all smiley and gay, he's certainly a happy chappy." stoned

Another thread?! I got to try to keep up with yu and your threads.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Another thread?! I got to try to keep up with yu and your threads.

No. Same thread. Bumped.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Until come your birthday and your email address gets filled with 100 happy birthday messages from websites that made you think "why did I go there?"

That's why it pays to have several fake e-mail addresses.

Originally posted by Syren
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mmm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chappy

I completely disagree with all of those definitions. To me, a 'chappy' is a British 'fellow'. For instance, "Look at him all smiley and gay, he's certainly a happy chappy." stoned

Good ole chappys. It's fun word to pronounce, like Muk-Luk.

Screw all your forum offers Scyther, www.khanacademy.org is gonna teach me everything I need to know!

Seriously, you learn from home, and I find that it works remarkably.

Khanacademy, haven't seen that place in forever, pretty neat.

I'm gonna learn economics. Maths is already really easy to me, but I knew economics lessons would bore the shit outta me.

Now I got another chance

Nah, this wasn't funny.

You're selling what now?

Originally posted by Scythe
You're selling what now? Well, not selling anything. To be honest I think economics is a stupid system. But I'd have to understand it to prove it. 313

Oh I see.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Well, not selling anything. To be honest I think economics is a stupid system. But I'd have to understand it to prove it. 313

You should sell economic understanding!

Originally posted by Scythe
You should sell economic understanding! Against my principals?

Sure!

Originally posted by lord xyz
Against my principals?

Sure!

Anyone will go against their principles for the right price mmm

Originally posted by Syren
Anyone will go against their principles for the right price mmm Yeah I know. mmm