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Let's put this in the CD Player and get it on.

I'll rub your feet.

I'll give you a massage.

I'll buy you roses.

I'll buy you chocolates.

I'll be your Casanova.

Just for this night.

All ladies and Strangelove are welcome. Are you game enough?

Originally posted by Kram3r
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Let's put this in the CD Player and get it on.

I'll rub your feet.

I'll give you a massage.

I'll buy you roses.

I'll buy you chocolates.

I'll be your Casanova.

Just for this night.

All ladies and Strangelove are welcome. Are you game enough?

I was gonna leave until I read the massage part.

Originally posted by Kram3r
All ladies and Strangelove are welcome.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a ****ing fork up your ass.


You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now mother****er. Throw his ass out. He's a ******! He's a ******! He's a ******! A ******, look, there's a ******!

They're going to arrest me for calling a black man a ******?

That's un-****ing called for, ain't necessary.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was gonna leave until I read the massage part.

My hands preform more magic than Harry Potter on LSD.

Originally posted by Strangelove


You know what I'm talking 'bout! droolio

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's un-****ing called for, ain't necessary.

Oh shut up, you like it when I talk racist to you.