What would you like Satan Clause to bring U for Christmas??

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debbiejo
Well??


I want a bag of curses to put on people I don't like.........
big grin

Shakyamunison
There is no Satan

Shakyamunison
They moved you faster then the speed of light. eek!

lord xyz
Originally posted by debbiejo
Well??


I want a bag of curses to put on people I don't like.........
big grin I hate threads with (deliberate) bad grammar in the title.

~Da Moose~
This began in the GDF, didn't it?

§P0oONY
A gun that can be fired across the internet...

FoxMeister
Poison that can be fed through my posts

Red Two
Unlimited Wishes

Soleran
A doodoo covered live bunny with diareha that I can put in childrens stalkings with a note telling them who Santa Clause really is then show a naked picture of their mom and dad together, that will work!

Mywi
Originally posted by Shakyamunison
There is no Satan

There is no Santa either sad

Spearhead
lies

Mywi
Satan vs. Santa...who wins?

Madman_V3N0M
Santa was the guy that let Jesus be born in his shed! ... Satan of course!

PVS
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
This began in the GDF, didn't it?

why yes. and now its here. let me explain how through this handy diagram:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/PVS/KMCdiagram.jpg

Scythe
All abandon! Abandon all your hope!

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by PVS
why yes. and now its here. let me explain how through this handy diagram:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/PVS/KMCdiagram.jpg That was a little over the top, dont you think?

Menetnashté
they had a show like this on spike called santa's slay where santa reverts to his demonic ways.

SelphieT
I want Da Revdroolio

PVS
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
That was a little over the top, dont you think?

big grin

Scythe
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
That was a little over the top, dont you think?

Go back to church...

§P0oONY
Originally posted by PVS
why yes. and now its here. let me explain how through this handy diagram:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/PVS/KMCdiagram.jpg

That is so ****ing awesome....

Grinning Goku
A car that runs on rainbows and sunshine. yes

Scythe
I concur

=Tired Hiker=
This belongs in the religion forum.

Vinny Valentine
I want him to bring me your Severed head Bettyhoe or Debbietoe or whatever your name is, I forget and its on the other page.

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I want him to bring me your Severed head Bettyhoe or Debbietoe or whatever your name is, I forget and its on the other page.

You might want to put it into a sentence she'd understand:

Kill life in the you and cut from the life stream and the head into the quantum hole.

hmm

Syren
I just cannot believe my eyes.

Green Arrow
I want him to bring me a girl, preffbly Li in a sexy outfit. Snowman, reindeer, Super Mario, I don't give a damn. Just bring me a girlfriend you bastard!

If you do I'll actually leave cookies out for you this year. Though because of my beliefs, they will have to be those sugar free splenda cookies..

debbiejo
Originally posted by Soleran
A doodoo covered live bunny with diareha that I can put in childrens stalkings with a note telling them who Santa Clause really is then show a naked picture of their mom and dad together, that will work! HAHAHA.....DIDN'T YOU GIVE THAT LAST YEAR?? stick out tongue

debbiejo
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
That was a little over the top, dont you think? your mother still loves U with language like that???...........Oh...thats. rightt.....you don' have one anymore do you??? lol

Kaylzy99
Well, its nearly christmas. So, i was wondering whats everyone getting this year? Im considering the new nintendo Wii. What do yaz reckon? anything else good you can recomend?

~Forever*Alone~
im not getting anything... sad

Strangelove
What is this, the 3rd n00b Christmas thread? maybe the fourth?

Wolflet
Originally posted by Strangelove
What is this, the 3rd n00b Christmas thread? maybe the fourth?
I should bump that "new thread idea" thread...disgust

Strangelove
Originally posted by Wolflet
I should bump that "new thread idea" thread...disgust Do so, please noneyes

Itzak
Originally posted by Kaylzy99
Well, its nearly christmas. So, i was wondering whats everyone getting this year? Im considering the new nintendo Wii. What do yaz reckon? anything else good you can recomend?

Seeing as I'm the Grinch and all... I get whatever you get. no expression

Originally posted by Wolflet
I should bump that "new thread idea" thread...disgust

It should be noted at the top.

Wolflet
Originally posted by Itzak
Seeing as I'm the Grinch and all... I get whatever you get. no expression



It should be noted at the top.
noneyes

Strangelove
Originally posted by Itzak
It should be noted at the top. A capital idea

Thorinn
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r14/Renzak/Test4.jpg

Röland
Originally posted by Kaylzy99
What do yaz reckon?

I reckon this thread is horrible.

Horrible I say! disgustshakefist

Rogue Jedi
i've seen worse.

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i've seen worse.

Yes, but I was just joining in on the bashing of it. eek!

Strangelove

Barker
Originally posted by Kaylzy99
Well, its nearly christmas. So, i was wondering whats everyone getting this year? Im considering the new nintendo Wii. What do yaz reckon? anything else good you can recomend?
Stop typing like you're on Myspace. 13

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Kaylzy99
Well, its nearly christmas. So, i was wondering whats everyone getting this year? Im considering the new nintendo Wii. What do yaz reckon? anything else good you can recomend? A An X-box loving Jewish person, so I'm offended by your assumpton of christmas, and desire for a Wii.


Note: This entire post may or may not be false, including this note.

Blanka
Originally posted by Kaylzy99
Well, its nearly christmas. So, i was wondering whats everyone getting this year? Im considering the new nintendo Wii. What do yaz reckon? anything else good you can recomend? im getting presents but i dont know whats gonna be inside it

dave_kodak
The Last Remake of Beau Geste (1977) -thats what ive gotten, and its all im guna get.

Raelin
You knew it was coming. Deal with it. So tell me....what do you want for Christmas? wink

Spartan005
You....


































































stick out tongue

Bloigen
Coal.

Raelin
Originally posted by Spartan005
You....


































































stick out tongue

That could be arranged stick out tongue

InnerRise
Originally posted by Raelin
You knew it was coming. Deal with it. So tell me....what do you want for Christmas? wink It already came. no expression

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t431562.html

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Zatch
Damn you. Beat me to it again. *Sigh* Too many damn repeats anymore.

Raelin
Whatever mines better :P

Commando Queen
Originally posted by Spartan005
You....


































































stick out tongue
Too bad i allready got her

~Da Rev~
Any lady from KMC. First come first serve.

KILLA420
i want that one girl w/ the username alley

Spartan005
Originally posted by Commando Queen
Too bad i allready got her

Damn

Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Any lady from KMC. First come first serve.

w00t

Raelin
Originally posted by Spartan005
Damn

Share me lol wink

Originally posted by Commando Queen
Too bad i allready got her
I want shoes!

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Bloigen
w00t More emphasis on the lady part, sir. euro

Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
More emphasis on the lady part, sir. euro

SHUT THE HELL UP AND BUY ME DINNER! mad

Raelin
Originally posted by Bloigen
SHUT THE HELL UP AND BUY ME DINNER! mad

Yeah, Alex really doesn't work like that. It's just kind of.....grab and go.

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Bloigen
SHUT THE HELL UP AND BUY ME DINNER! mad Make me, Esther.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Raelin
Yeah, Alex really doesn't work like that. It's just kind of.....grab and go.

SHUT THE HELL UP AND BUY ME BREAKFAST! mad

Spartan005
Originally posted by Raelin
Share me lol wink


I want shoes!

Uhh... I guess I have no choice.... stick out tongue

Commando Queen
Originally posted by Spartan005
Uhh... I guess I have no choice.... stick out tongue
I get 99.0 percent you can have the rest wink

Zatch
Originally posted by Bloigen
SHUT THE HELL UP AND BUY ME BREAKFAST! mad SHUT THE HELL UP BECAUSE I'M LEAVING AND I DON'T CARE WHAT IN THE HELL YOU WANT. KTHNXBAI.

Raelin
Originally posted by Spartan005
Uhh... I guess I have no choice.... stick out tongue Originally posted by Commando Queen
I get 99.0 percent you can have the rest wink

Many would kill for that much yes

Zatch
Originally posted by Raelin
Many would kill for that much yes I beg the differ.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Zatch
SHUT THE HELL UP BECAUSE I'M LEAVING AND I DON'T CARE WHAT IN THE HELL YOU WANT. KTHNXBAI.

herbjedi

Raelin
Originally posted by Zatch
SHUT THE HELL UP BECAUSE I'M LEAVING AND I DON'T CARE WHAT IN THE HELL YOU WANT. KTHNXBAI.

Uh...I think he was hitting on Alex.....

~Da Rev~
I'm so lonely.

Zatch
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm so lonely. I could warm you up....but it'll cost ya. big grin

Bloigen
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm so lonely.

They always come crawling back.

Originally posted by Raelin
Uh...I think he was hitting on Alex.....

Actually, I was hitting on that bag over there, it seems to have ran away though. weep

~Da Rev~
ITS NEVER COST ME BEFORE!!!!!!! madmad

Raelin
Originally posted by Zatch
I beg the differ.

You beg to differ.

Commando Queen
Originally posted by Raelin
Many would kill for that much yes
I know smile oo and i better warn ya'll shes a damn good kisser

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Raelin
You beg to differ. Thats what i thought it was laughing



BURN!

Raelin
Originally posted by Commando Queen
I know smile oo and i better warn ya'll shes a damn good kisser

What can I say? wink

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Thats what i thought it was laughing



BURN!

Get him some ice will you? stick out tongue

Zatch
That's ok. I hate you all anyway. So go die now please. big grin Buh Bye.

Raelin
Originally posted by Zatch
That's ok. I hate you all anyway. So go die now please. big grin Buh Bye.

Oh you finally said it.

I love you too baby <3

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Zatch
That's ok. I hate you all anyway. So go die now please. big grin Buh Bye. Go cry in a pillow somewhere, kiddo

Commando Queen
Originally posted by Zatch
That's ok. I hate you all anyway. So go die now please. big grin Buh Bye.
Hah wouldent be easier for you dto, it would mmake a whole hell of a lot more people happier

Zatch
Uh Duh I wasn't kidding this time. no expression

Zatch
Originally posted by Commando Queen
Hah wouldent be easier for you dto, it would mmake a whole hell of a lot more people happier and you all made fun of me....nice...

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Zatch
Uh Duh I wasn't kidding this time. no expression Because sarcasm is so obvious in text roll eyes (sarcastic)

Commando Queen
Originally posted by Zatch
and you all made fun of me....nice...
Great comeback two thumbs up infact

Raelin
Originally posted by Zatch
Uh Duh I wasn't kidding this time. no expression

You never said it even kidding.

Zatch
Originally posted by Commando Queen
Great comeback two thumbs up infact -_- Wasn't a come back moron. More like, calling you stupid, but without you noticing I see.

Raelin
Originally posted by Commando Queen
Great comeback two thumbs up infact

Points for originality big grin

Commando Queen
Originally posted by Zatch
-_- Wasn't a come back moron. More like, calling you stupid, but without you noticing I see.
I could care less if something like you called me stupid because you dont even know me. maybe i don't type perfectly but so what

Zatch
There cleaned all that up. Looks much neater.

Spartan005
Originally posted by Zatch
-_- Wasn't a come back moron. More like, calling you stupid, but without you noticing I see.

Wow good one thumb up

Well judging by the fact that you didn't give the year of your birthday and you seem to enjoy wrestling... I'm going to assume that you're a homosexual twelve year old that uses that so called sport as an excuse to touch other sweaty boys in tights.

Am I right?

Raelin
Originally posted by Zatch
There cleaned all that up. Looks much neater.

Dustin don't you dare even go on about correcting Alicia because you and I both know I could tear you apart gramatically.

KILLA420
i want .....commando queen

Commando Queen
Originally posted by Zatch
There cleaned all that up. Looks much neater.
well after that "surgery" you had i think the doctors need to check your brain so you can think properly.

Zatch
Originally posted by Raelin
Dustin don't you dare even go on about correcting Alicia because you and I both know I could tear you apart gramatically. That is not what I meant at all. You seem to miss my point anymore. If you didn't notice, I got rid of my sig. Reality check much?

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Zatch
There cleaned all that up. Looks much neater. Oh no, he got rid of his sig. He means business, folks.

Commando Queen
Originally posted by KILLA420
i want .....commando queen
humm really now? youd have to clear that with rae

KILLA420
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Oh no, he got rid of his sig. He means business, folks.
lol

KILLA420
Originally posted by Commando Queen
humm really now? youd have to clear that with rae
how about a three-way shifty

everyone wins!!!

Spartan005
Originally posted by KILLA420
how about a three-way shifty

everyone wins!!!

Make that four.... wait no three you can leave yes

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Commando Queen
humm really now? youd have to clear that with rae And Alex.

Raelin
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Oh no, he got rid of his sig. He means business, folks.

Oh Alex hold me, I'm hurt.


Originally posted by Zatch
That is not what I meant at all. You seem to miss my point anymore. If you didn't notice, I got rid of my sig. Reality check much?
I noticed that, just didn't feel the need to mention it. I'm telling you either way, don't go calling Alicia stupid or moronic because hello, reality check much?

Commando Queen
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
And Alex.
And alex wink

Commando Queen
Originally posted by Raelin
Oh Alex hold me, I'm hurt.



I noticed that, just didn't feel the need to mention it. I'm telling you either way, don't go calling Alicia stupid or moronic because hello, reality check much?
Hah and i love hw he has to reach up his ass so far that he pulls out a first grade name to call me

Raelin
Nice Alicia stick out tongue

Commando Queen
Well its true i havent called anyone a moron except austin, and thats only because thats something he can understand big grin

KILLA420
Originally posted by Commando Queen
Hah and i love hw he has to reach up his ass so far that he pulls out a first grade name to call me
do you guys actually know this guy, or he just bashing you guys for no apparant mother****ing reason?

Commando Queen
Originally posted by KILLA420
do you guys actually know this guy, or he just bashing you guys for no apparant mother****ing reason?
him and Rae used to be a thing, but there not togeth anymore, much to her benifit, you cna see the reasons for you self

Raelin
Originally posted by Commando Queen
Well its true i havent called anyone a moron except austin, and thats only because thats something he can understand big grin

LMAO

Originally posted by KILLA420
do you guys actually know this guy, or he just bashing you guys for no apparant mother****ing reason?
I was with him for 14 months. "Engaged" Cute huh?

Leo.M
I want to see someone from new york, but I doubt I'll see her on Christmas.

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Leo.M
I want to see someone from new york, but I doubt I'll see her on Christmas.

Oooo I know who you mean,..at least I think big grin is it LNG?? stick out tongue

Leo.M
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Oooo I know who you mean,..at least I think big grin is it LNG?? stick out tongue

It is love

stick out tongue

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Leo.M
It is love

stick out tongue

yay I was right!

she is awesome yes. I hope you two are able to meet happy

Leo.M
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
yay I was right!

she is awesome yes. I hope you two are able to meet happy

me too big grin

InnerRise
Originally posted by Raelin
Whatever mines better :P Ha. You've beem Mwned (Merged) Sucker. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Bloigen
Who is "U" and why should I care what he/she/it/Gorbo get's for Xmas?

Swe_Bum
Self explained thread


big grin

Legendary Thor
a present

Bardock42

drewbiefan
I know i am definitely getting a sims 2 game, also a movie! big grin
OMG i still cannot believe christmas is just days away hehe. LOL

Lana
I already know what one of my presents is, because I picked it out stick out tongue

Bardock42
Originally posted by Lana
I already know what one of my presents is, because I picked it out stick out tongue

Is it a dual cyber sweet orikalator?

Swe_Bum
Originally posted by Lana
I already know what one of my presents is, because I picked it out stick out tongue Thats just.. not fun.. stick out tongue

Mywi

drewbiefan
I agree. I do not care either like i used to, to be honest i would not care how many or what i even haad as i usually get money and that is just great for me as i love going shopping and spending it after christmas!

JToTheP
I get early xmas gifts, cuz my step-sister's b-day is Dec. 16th, so I get double from my mom. big grin So far:

Scrubs Seasons 3 & 4 DVD Box set
Fargo: Special Edition DVD
Toy Soldiers DVD
Identity DVD
A pair of Stewie sweatpants
A pair of Cartman sweatpants
Drawn Together Season 1 DVD Box set
An actual coin bank (plastic cups suck stick out tongue )
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
So I Married an Axe Murderer DVD

I also bought myself a slew of shit this month, since I've felt horrible all year since like July.

I know I'm getting Final Fantasy III, Family Guy Volume 5 DVD Box set, Collateral DVD and Yoshi's Island DS cuz I picked them out for my mom. big grin

Lana
Originally posted by Bardock42
Is it a dual cyber sweet orikalator?

No stick out tongue

Originally posted by Swe_Bum
Thats just.. not fun.. stick out tongue

Says who? stick out tongue

I work in a video game store and was able to get what I want discounted, so then my mom was able to get me more stuff, so it works happy

Swe_Bum
Originally posted by Lana
No stick out tongue



Says who? stick out tongue

I work in a video game store and was able to get what I want discounted, so then my mom was able to get me more stuff, so it works happy ok that is fun smile

Lana
Originally posted by Swe_Bum
ok that is fun smile

Yup. Considering I wanted a DS and was able to get a DS Lite and a game and still it be cheaper than just the system itself normally is happy

rickyduck

Starhawk
DVDs
Games
Comics
Booze

Usual Mix

Swe_Bum
Originally posted by Lana
Yup. Considering I wanted a DS and was able to get a DS Lite and a game and still it be cheaper than just the system itself normally is happy *jealous*

Morning_Glory
I dont care what I get... I normally get stuff I don't want... erm

Starhawk
As long as I get booze its a merry christmas.

dirkdirden
Hopefully I'll get a life this year

~Da Rev~
The full Arrested Development series
A Scanner Darkly (Book & Movie)
Gears of War
Call of Duty 3
some sort of sweet electronic, hopefully a new phone and/or camera
Prostitutes
A Tattoo
etc..

Morning_Glory
i want Da Rev... droolio

Starhawk
Originally posted by dirkdirden
Hopefully I'll get a life this year

Hey were not talking God here, LOL he's the one you go to for miracles.

Mywi

Kongu Dude
Money. srug

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
i want Da Rev... droolio Maybe santa will deliver this year whistle shifty

Kongu Dude
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Maybe santa will deliver this year whistle shifty
Who knows? hmm

Swe_Bum
I got a Pantera T-shirt (a little earlier present) From my friend smile Its awesome! rock

Kelly_LS
I don't know what I'll get but I think I might be getting an Ipod or an mp3 player and I saw some boxes that clothes go in so I'll probably get clothes but I don't care, I love clothes.

Mišt
I think Ill get everything I want seeing as I bought mine this yearsrug

Dusty
Movies.

Starhawk
Originally posted by Kelly_LS
I don't know what I'll get but I think I might be getting an Ipod or an mp3 player and I saw some boxes that clothes go in so I'll probably get clothes but I don't care, I love clothes.

Screw that, Nudity RULES!!!

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