Worthless uses for useful powers.
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Soljer
Just for fun, let's think up some of the most worthless excuses for power usage for some characters.
Examples would include Iceman acting as a refrigerator, Havok popping some pop corn, Wolverine making paper dolls (Ever so pretty....), et cetera.
darthgoober
Superman using his heat vision to cook burgers at McDonalds
Darth Macabre
Multiple Man using his powers as a maid/butler.
Martian_mind
Sentry useful powers usless character
DDurand
Give ultimate power to thanos. This silly don't know how to use.
grey fox
Cyclops for chopping wood.
Jean Grey for...oh wait..I forgot jean IS useless.
Thor using Mjolnir for weather forecasting
Human torch as a portable radiator
Newjak
Thor using his hammer banging in a nail
Namor being a whale trianer at Seaworld
Human Torch being the human lighter in a bar
NiņoAraņa
Magneto molding trophies for Award Ceremonies
DDurand
Human torch as human radiator is NOT a worthless use for power wen it's cold. Well, Johnny have used his power in this manner before !
Cyclop beam for cut tree (or other things) is also usefull... if that not ignite all the wood.
Magneto as molder is another peacefull use for power. He can probably become very rich with that.
Multiple man as maid is also an usefull use : Repetitives and maybe boring task are what automaton are for, you know ?
Imagine a Multiple woman maid... Oh my, i need to write an ecchi comic
Iceman already used his power as refrigerator.
The Pict
Spiderman working as a stuntman in action movies.
King Kandy
Originally posted by Newjak
Thor using his hammer banging in a nail
This ones the best.
DigiMark007
Apocalypse: Customizable man-whore.
Ichigo66666
Jubilee-Fireworks mak...Oh wait.
Blob using his gravitational pull to get attention.
grey fox
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Apocalypse: Customizable man-whore.
Close, but we all know he's just a giant shape-shifting sex-toy
Soljer
Originally posted by King Kandy
This ones the best.
Definitely.
Though, I also liked the Thor-meteorologist one.
Just the visual of him being on the news, predicting the weather whilst praying in his shakespearian tongue.
willRules
Originally posted by Soljer
Just the visual of him being on the news, predicting the weather whilst praying in his shakespearian tongue.
Thee Son of Odin shalt predict a Storm not 'fore these messages.......
Scoobless
Huh ... most of those things seem to be quite useful to me ... why wouldn't Havok be a popcorn maker? he could work in any cinema on the planet!!!
Super Guy
A lot of these uses would make the meta in question very rich... why ever not?
streekz
captain america using his shield as an umbrella although it aint a power.
daredevil being a blindmans guide.
hulk as a doctor in anger management.
Gibbs
Mr. Fantastic as a human kickball.
Dr. Strange as a David Blane style street performer.
Beast as a an Herbal Essences spokes model.
Spiderman as the lead singer in an emo band. "I hate my powers, but I look awesome in girl jeans ."
Howard_Jones
Union Jack can stand in the street and have people wonder who the heck he is.
Wait, that happens now.
Rorshach would be the greatest detective of all time. Or a 00 agent.
Jyppe
Ironman doing robotto on a street.
grey fox
Originally posted by Jyppe
Ironman doing robotto on a street.
LOL
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