You vs Lex Luthor

Ok so like.. Lex Luthor is trying 2 steal you're hair .. no better yet.. he's trying to steal you're girlfriends/boyfriends hair so he can go make himself a toupee... 😆 and of course your're not letting that shit ride and descide to end his reign of baldly madness... 😆

The fight is in the local mall and is H2H combat.. nobody get's prep or outside help or weapons to end this fight quikly 😉

Lex is in bloodlustmode because all the super villains/hero's in the supervilain/hero bar are laughing at him because of his bald head and Batman mistook Lex Luthor's head the other day for one of Robin's buttocks 😆

You are in bloodlust mode because you don't want some bald freak to touch you're hair or you're girlfriends hair ... 🙄 ... and ow yeah Lex's is trying to hit on you're girlfriend as wel ( so ya'll know it's on 😉

Who would win You or Lex Luthor?

Discus !!! 😎

I get stomped on.

can you show me a pic about Lex?

First I would kill Aqua-pimp for making fun of the follicly challenged ... then I'd kick Luthor in the nuts, knock him over and keep kicking him when he's on the ground (martial arts are for pu$$ie$)

id tell him he could have her and run other way. 😬

or id tell him he is a comic book character that isnt real so this news would force him to go insane, by then he thinks nothing of hair in his situation and leaves the world alone. (until he plans his revenge 😖 )

I tell him about Nivea for Men, Hair be back and Grey Coverage for Men.

I tell him about Nivea for Men, Hair be back and Grey Coverage for Men.

😂 😂 😂

I kick the f*ck out of him, and any other Bald freak who tries to touch up my woman.

*Stares at Scoobless*

I grab a baseball bat and tell him he's WRONG!

Originally posted by "V"
I kick the f*ck out of him, and any other Bald freak who tries to touch up my woman.

*Stares at Scoobless*

I propably would get stomped though (Despite my 133 martial arts skills 😛).. Isn't it common that wisdom and hair don't get a long well in the same head. I'm just wondering which one left first.

Besides, he's quaranteed to have some Psi powers as many telepaths are bald (Xavier, Moondragon, Wolverine, Hulk)

He'd propably make me feel his "guns" I'd faint in horror.

Originally posted by "V"
I kick the f*ck out of him, and any other Bald freak who tries to touch up my woman.

*Stares at Scoobless*

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I knock him out cold with my beer belly.

Originally posted by Aqua-pimp
Ok so like.. Lex Luthor is trying 2 steal you're hair .. no better yet.. he's trying to steal you're girlfriends/boyfriends hair so he can go make himself a toupee... 😆 and of course your're not letting that shit ride and descide to end his reign of baldly madness... 😆

The fight is in the local mall and is H2H combat.. nobody get's prep or outside help or weapons to end this fight quikly 😉

Lex is in bloodlustmode because all the super villains/hero's in the supervilain/hero bar are laughing at him because of his bald head and Batman mistook Lex Luthor's head the other day for one of Robin's buttocks 😆

You are in bloodlust mode because you don't want some bald freak to touch you're hair or you're girlfriends hair ... 🙄 ... and ow yeah Lex's is trying to hit on you're girlfriend as wel ( so ya'll know it's on 😉

Who would win You or Lex Luthor?

Discus !!! 😎

Originally posted by Faceman
My girlfriend has a boyfriend ?

(That's your cue)

Originally posted by Scoobless

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Its true we do. 😎

Well ...thankfuly enough I have medical insurance.

I'd make him cry with the nastiest insults you can think of.

I'd point over his shoulder and say "Superman"
and then break his neck when he turns to look.