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My daddy is working with the best professor, Greg Holmes....

I don't know if you guys know about a professor named "Greg Holmes."

I father kenw him first in Boston, when my father was a participant in Harvard Medical School.

My mother said Greg Holmes is one of the greatest American scientists in the United States of America.

My mother told me that I need to study hard, then I will gain opportunity to have some relationship with this famous professor.

Right now, this professor is hosting a meeting in San Diego.

My father is going there^^

Any relation to John Holmes a.k.a. "Johnny Wad"?

Originally posted by ysh227
My daddy is working with the best professor, Greg Holmes....

I don't know if you guys know about a professor named "Greg Holmes."

I father kenw him first in Boston, when my father was a participant in Harvard Medical School.

My mother said Greg Holmes is one of the greatest American scientists in the United States of America.

My mother told me that I need to study hard, then I will gain opportunity to have some relationship with this famous professor.

Right now, this professor is hosting a meeting in San Diego.

My father is going there^^

my momma says that crocodiles is so angry cuz they got all them teeth and no toothbrush


seriously though, could you eleborate on just who greg holmes is and what makes him so exceptional?

Aww, ysh...you are so cute and adorable. I love it. Sad thing is you are probably whob pulling something.

If you guys think i am kidding
be it
But I will become a scientist who will win noble prize

Originally posted by ysh227
If you guys think i am kidding
be it
But I will become a scientist who will win noble prize

and thennnnnnnnnn?????

Originally posted by ysh227
If you guys think i am kidding
be it
But I will become a scientist who will win noble prize

Originally posted by ysh227
If you guys think i am kidding
be it
But I will become a scientist who will win noble prize

I say don't study Mathematics then.

Come on guys. Don't give him such a hard time.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Come on guys. Don't give him such a hard time.
Yeah, even spammers deserve a chance.

What's the point of this topic? Someone please explain.

Originally posted by Green Arrow
Yeah, even spammers deserve a chance.

What's the point of this topic? Someone please explain.

Dude, you're totally cockblocking Bardock, he's trying to play "good-cop" and win this kid over. Poor showmanship I say, be an ass like everyone else so Bardock can swoop in and say the day.

Originally posted by ysh227
Have you visited my forum?

I will become an intimidating scientist you wait and see

http://www.cavesalamander.com/gurpsmarvels/dr_doom.jpg

Sorry, that market has been cornered... Or did you mean "immitating a scientist"?

if you try to solicite and advertise your forum one more frikin time here, we're all going to spam and troll it into oblivion

For America's greatest scientist, Greg Holmes is strangely absent from Google.

What's his discipline?

Well, my dad can beat up his dad.

OK, a high school friend of mine named M. Kloor is the brother Of Harry Kloor. He's a good guy.

http://www.donnareed.org/html/templates/dr_profile.php?drf_person=kloor

This person is completely awsome.

Originally posted by Gregory
This person is completely awsome.

I second that... He's like Reed Richards sans the rubber powers, invisible wife, flamer brother-inlaw and pet rock.

I have 7 noble war prizes for killing innocent people, and killing people can be considered a science so I'd say I'm a scientist as well.

Looks like I have your tiny 5 year old brain beat.

Originally posted by Robtard
I second that... He's like Reed Richards sans the rubber powers, invisible wife, flamer brother-inlaw and pet rock.

I may have to show him this...

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
I may have to show him this...

If he laughs, tell him I said he owes me a "Dooms Day Device".

Originally posted by dirkdirden
I have 7 noble war prizes for killing innocent people, and killing people can be considered a science so I'd say I'm a scientist as well.

Looks like I have your tiny 5 year old brain beat.

You really don't know my specialk relationship with little girls, do you?
Check my forum and you will know

BTW, I am an atheist
I take that most of you are Christian

Originally posted by ysh227
You really don't know my specialk relationship with little girls, do you?

............

Just how little are they?

Originally posted by ysh227
..BTW, I am an atheist
I take that most of you are Christian

What does that have to do with anything?

BTW I'm a Buddhist.

What? I don't think so. What does religion have to do with anything?

(edit: beaten to it; but it's such a good question, it's worth asking twice)

Originally posted by ysh227
You really don't know my specialk relationship with little girls, do you?
Check my forum and you will know

BTW, I am an atheist
I take that most of you are Christian

What?

How little are they?
You can go to off-topic board of mine

I say under 12

Originally posted by ysh227
How little are they?
You can go to off-topic board of mine

I say under 12

And how old are you?

Originally posted by ysh227
You really don't know my specialk relationship with little girls, do you?
Check my forum and you will know

BTW, I am an atheist
I take that most of you are Christian

how many phone books are you sitting on to reach the key board?

Originally posted by ysh227
How little are they?
You can go to off-topic board of mine

I say under 12

This guy has to be a sock.

I am 23
It's kinda sad that child rape is illegal in America
I will move to Japan for that reason

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
This guy has to be a sock.

Yeah

Originally posted by ysh227
I am 23
It's kinda sad that child rape is illegal in America
I will move to Japan for that reason

You have reason to post this kind of garbage.

Originally posted by ysh227
I am 23
It's kinda sad that child rape is illegal in America
I will move to Japan for that reason

The trolls are just coming out of the woodwork, aren't they?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah

I thought you are an atheist??


It proves me wrong...
BTW, I do have a bizarrd obsession with little girls, but I don't feel I like ot divulge it here

Originally posted by ysh227
I thought you are an atheist??


It proves me wrong...
BTW, I do have a bizarrd obsession with little girls, but I don't feel I like ot divulge it here

I am an atheist.

Well, don't we all? Don't we all?

Originally posted by ysh227
I am 23
It's kinda sad that child rape is illegal in America
I will move to Japan for that reason

What the ****??????

No, see, you're a troll. More to the point, you're an incompetent troll. You want every body to throw a hissy fit over the pedophilia thing, but it's so obvious that you're lying about both that and your age that it's just sort of sad to watch. It's Friday afternoon, for heaven's sake! Little boys like you should be out playing and having fun, not annoying people on the internet!

Originally posted by ysh227

BTW, I do have a bizarrd obsession with little girls, but I don't feel I like ot divulge it here

People who have "bizarrd" obsessions with little girls should be shot.

Originally posted by ysh227
I am 23
It's kinda sad that child rape is illegal in America
I will move to Japan for that reason

Why because if it was legal in America you dad wouldn't be in prison right now? and what is it like to raped by your dad?

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
People who have "bizarrd" obsessions with little girsl should be shot.

In the balls.

Well, I thought it was obvious. Why feed the troll, guys?

Originally posted by Gregory
No, see, you're a troll. More to the point, you're an incompetent troll. You want every body to throw a hissy fit over the pedophilia thing, but it's so obvious that you're lying about both that and your age that it's just sort of sad to watch. It's Friday afternoon, for heaven's sake! Little boys like you should be out playing and having fun, not annoying people on the internet!
Yeah, for some convincing paedophilia act read through my posts a few months ago.


No wait, I am a paedophile. Damn that.

becuase its friday and I only have 30 more mins left of work.

Toll wana cookie.

Originally posted by ysh227
I am 23
It's kinda sad that child rape is illegal in America
I will move to Japan for that reason

*temperature rising, muscles flexing, teeth grinding*

Luckily it's Friday and I have no time to feed the troll either.

BTW, are true pedophile would never admit that it is "child rape", consider that a free tip ysh227-troll.

Come on ysh227 seriously what was it like having your dads hot and thick wangadang tickle your rectum. I was never lucky enough to have my dad rape me so I want to feel that experience through you. Go on tell your coming of age tale.

I already did this to several little girls
I don't need to talk about it

Originally posted by ysh227
I am 23
It's kinda sad that child rape is illegal in America
I will move to Japan for that reason
I told them Japan was a depraved nation.

Originally posted by ysh227
I already did this to several little girls
I don't need to talk about it

Did they like it?

Originally posted by ysh227
I already did this to several little girls
I don't need to talk about it

Yeah who cares what you did to little girls. We all want to know how your dad dressed you up like a school girl and played hide the gopher.

Originally posted by ysh227
I already did this to several little girls
I don't need to talk about it

You're a ****ing nutcase who needs to get his ass kicked.

Originally posted by Green Arrow
I told them Japan was a depraved nation.

It's one of the richest nations in the world.

O...O....O..... Tell them about the time with the mail man and Greg Holmes......Damn that story gets me so hot.

Stupid thread anyway.

Agreed.. Best thing anyone can do is just ignore the troll.

Originally posted by Green Arrow
I told them Japan was a depraved nation.

The sad part is that, with you, I can't even tell if you're joking.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
You're a ****ing nutcase who needs to get his ass kicked.

naaaa, just have him fitted with a nice columbian necktie