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when they are not hounding you for spending so much time here at KMC, what do your parents do for a living?

My dad is safety resources director of Walsh in Indianapolis. My mom is a technical analyst for Pearson.

My father raises goats, my mother manages my freelancing guitar career whenever I don't feel like it.

What do your mom and pop do Ranger Jones?

my dad is semi retired, but he was in the construction business. my mom, well, she and my dad are divorced. she sits around all day getting high.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
she and my dad are divorced. she sits around all day getting high.

I apologize if I brought back any unpleasant memories.

My mom is a Editor for some publication at Notre Dame University

Originally posted by Scythe
I apologize if I brought back any unpleasant memories.
nah, she and i are cool. she just happens to like a good joint every day. nothing wrong with that.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nah, she and i are cool. she just happens to like a good joint every day. nothing wrong with that.

Alright, others take the thought of divorce horribly when reminded. Sounds like you've accepted it.

my mom works all day so i never get to see her, but she works with mentally handicapped people.

my dad works at an airport, hes a millwright.

Originally posted by Scythe
Alright, others take the thought of divorce horribly when reminded. Sounds like you've accepted it.
it happened when i was 11. i have had time to get over it.

who cares about divorce? it stopped the yelling matches but i had to give up birthday and christmas presents and new clothes and nice things and stuff.

i dont care...

divorce is hard, but in time all things heal.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
divorce is hard, but in time all things heal.

Except a severed penis.

tell that to john bobbitt.

Haha!

Dad's a mechanic...Mom's a realtor.

Both are computer programmers.

my dad is gonna sell his old property here pretty soon for a cool million. its like two blocks from minute maid field.

My dad works for Surv-Tech and my mom is a manager at a Dry Cleaners store. How lame is that?

Luckily, I dont live with them.

thats not so bad. if they were both accountants, that'd be bad.

they breath and make money

i hope my dad is felling generous when he gets that million bucks.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
thats not so bad. if they were both accountants, that'd be bad.

true. But their jobs seem pretty mediocre compared to everyone elses parents jobs.

would you rather them be hollywood stunt doubles or bullfighters?

My dad's an engineer, he's in China right now freezing his ass off.... so I'm happy.

My mum manages medical records in a hospital.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
would you rather them be hollywood stunt doubles or bullfighters?

no

or deep sea explorers?

My dad hosts illegal cock fights in his Hollywood bungalow, and my mom trains snakes for stage plays.

My dad is an Inventory Manager for Morrison Supply Co.

And My mom has her own Hair styling businesses.

My dad has been with SouthWestern Bell for over 30 years, probably about to retire, and my mom is the manager of a Zales jewelry store going on 17 years.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
when they are not hounding you for spending so much time here at KMC, what do your parents do for a living?


Who the **** cares?

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Who the **** cares?


Said the whiny, immature poster.

Originally posted by Impediment
Said the whiny, immature poster.

My parents work for the secret service. My dad's code name is Viper and his secret code number to get into headquarters is 8777654. My mom is on a secret mission right now in Vietnam.

work for the gov.
*shrugs*

medical professions

My dad's a handyman for several private companies and realtors. My mom's a self-employed private realtor as one hell of a house-wife.

Prosecutor/Lawyer = father
Transition Team = mother

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My dad hosts illegal cock fights in his Hollywood bungalow, and my mom trains snakes for stage plays.

Same.

Mum: manager of an anti-natal clinic

Dad: Harbour pilot/ harbour master. Launching officer for the lifeboat. He's busy.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Same.

Holy Shit, your back. shock

Originally posted by Prabhodh
Holy Shit, your back. shock

Wait a minute! I AM! When did that happen?!

Originally posted by Prabhodh
Holy Shit, your back. shock What's wrong with his back?

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
What's wrong with his back?

It's got a rare type of mole, it's called the spaghetti mole and lives off the souls of children.

My parents decay, but before death they were both professors.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
My parents decay, but before death they were both professors.

What where their areas?

My mom is a Nazi, and my dad is a Jew.

Mom: Nurse
Dad: LCDR Navy

Originally posted by Dusty
Mom: Nurse
Dad: LCDR Navy

What does LCDR mean? Oh wait, is it Lieutenant Commander?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
What does LCDR mean? Oh wait, is it Lieutenant Commander?

Yep.

w00t

Originally posted by DragonWoman
What where their areas?

Mom English, Spanish and French
Dad Math

They f*cked each other so I'm alive and they were straight

Originally posted by redcaped
They f*cked each other so I'm alive and they were straight

so you think

Originally posted by dirkdirden
so you think

hahahahaha

If I think it means I'm alive...I exist.