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If the holy ghost can return, and people believe there are organisms developing a society in their dirty napkins, then the ghost of Vlad the Impaler shall rise. Shall rise to anally impale those who dare call themselves right. I'm typing of the drama queens. The ones who go about their business chewing gum! Anticipate the nipple rape fools!

I'm going to pretend that we're talking about candy.

Nipple rape?

Vlad the Impaler was my favorite in robot wars, yo!

I think it's funny that they got the idea of Vampires from him, and yet you kill Vampires by impaling them.