My phone is trying to kill me.

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Bloigen
Ok, so I bought a new mobile phone yesterday, and it keeps emitting this weird noise, then when I press this button, it speaks to me. Please help, I'm scared, yet sexually aroused.

Bloigen
Let it.

Bloigen
Let it what?

xXxPunkchickxXx
I think you should kill it. It could be aliens transmitting into your brain.

Bloigen
Originally posted by xXxPunkchickxXx
I think you should kill it. It could be aliens transmitting into your brain.

They could be transmitting money into my brain. herbnone

Strangelove
Originally posted by Bloigen
They could be transmitting money into my brain. herbnone Brain money is difficult to spend no expression

Bloigen
Originally posted by Strangelove
Brain money is difficult to spend no expression

Well, if they're transmitting the money into my brain, they've obviously figured a way of me to spend it through my brain.

You guys make me sick, these aliens are trying to help out a penguin and all you can do is masterbate and elaborate and beligerate and open a gate, DAMN YOU!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!

xXxPunkchickxXx
Originally posted by Bloigen
They could be transmitting money into my brain. herbnone

Do you feel richer?

Bloigen
Originally posted by xXxPunkchickxXx
Do you feel richer?

hmm
A little.

dave_kodak
Originally posted by Bloigen
Ok, so I bought a new mobile phone yesterday, and it keeps emitting this weird noise, then when I press this button, it speaks to me. Please help, I'm scared, yet sexually aroused.

i really didnt think i'd see that when i clicked this thread, thanks now the water that i was trying to drink is on my desk.

Bloigen
Originally posted by dave_kodak
i really didnt think i'd see that when i clicked this thread, thanks now the water that i was trying to drink is on my desk.

All in a days work, ma'am.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, if they're transmitting the money into my brain, they've obviously figured a way of me to spend it through my brain.

You guys make me sick, these aliens are trying to help out a penguin and all you can do is masterbate and elaborate and beligerate and open a gate, DAMN YOU!

DAMN YOU TO HELL! it's spelled 'masturbate' ninja

dave_kodak
too funny.

Red Two
Hope it kills you couz then you will be put out of your misery

Bloigen
Originally posted by Strangelove
it's spelled 'masturbate' ninja

Sorry, I was trying to come up with a cure for hunger. GIMME SOME DAMN WHADJAMACALLIT!

dave_kodak
WHADJAMACALLIT- you mean soup?

Strangelove
Originally posted by Bloigen
Sorry, I was trying to come up with a cure for hunger. GIMME SOME DAMN WHADJAMACALLIT! http://www.rockofagescandy.com/HTFCandyBars/Products/Whatchamacallit.jpg

Bloigen
Originally posted by Red Two
Hope it kills you couz then you will be put out of your misery

What if I like misery? WHAT IF I'M AN EMO? Eh? Eh? (Eww.)

Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, if they're transmitting the money into my brain, they've obviously figured a way of me to spend it through my brain.

You guys make me sick, these aliens are trying to help out a penguin and all you can do is masterbate and elaborate and beligerate and open a gate, DAMN YOU!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!

You tell him.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Strangelove
http://www.rockofagescandy.com/HTFCandyBars/Products/Whatchamacallit.jpg

hug

I LOVE YOU MAN! cry

Council#13
Originally posted by Bloigen
Ok, so I bought a new mobile phone yesterday, and it keeps emitting this weird noise, then when I press this button, it speaks to me. Please help, I'm scared, yet sexually aroused.

The phones are here for their revenge!!! firefirefireph

Bloigen
Originally posted by Council#13
The phones are here for their revenge!!! firefirefireph

Get to the chicken coop! firefirefireph

herbshnone

dave_kodak
Originally posted by Strangelove
http://www.rockofagescandy.com/HTFCandyBars/Products/Whatchamacallit.jpg

hahahahaha

Council#13
Originally posted by Bloigen
Get to the chicken coop! firefirefireph

herbshnone

Yes... yes, of course! The chicken coop! firefirefireph

Bloigen
Originally posted by Council#13
Yes... yes, of course! The chicken coop! firefirefireph

Hopefully, the chickens are made out of clay and are shooting Chicken Run 2 and we get to be extra's.

dave_kodak
Mort the Chicken was the best game ever made for the PS1

Council#13
Originally posted by Bloigen
Hopefully, the chickens are made out of clay and are shooting Chicken Run 2 and we get to be extra's.

raver That would be sooooo sweet.

Kongu Dude
Eat the mobile. herbshock

Bardock42
I am quite famous around here, amn't I?

Kongu Dude
Originally posted by Bardock42
I am quite famous around here, amn't I?
No one likes you. mwahaha

Council#13
Originally posted by Bardock42
I am quite famous around here, amn't I?

You are.... who now?

dave_kodak
hahahaha go tommy.

Kongu Dude
Originally posted by Council#13
You are.... who now?
Is he that N00b, from 2006? hmm

Bloigen
Originally posted by Bardock42
I am quite famous around here, amn't I?

Well, you did declare war on us once, then you declared war on on most of Europe....

And yes, I know technically, we were the first to declare war on you but you started it.

Council#13
Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Is he that N00b, from 2006? hmm

No, that would be Jonas.

Kongu Dude
Originally posted by Council#13
No, that would be Jonas.
Or you. mwahaha

Council#13
Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Or you. mwahaha

tohslaugh You wish you were as noob as me. mhm

dave_kodak
im noober then all of you.

Kongu Dude
Originally posted by Council#13
tohslaugh You wish you were as noob as me. mhm
Yes. cryoh

Council#13
Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Yes. cryoh

petpet You must master the ways of the noob.

dave_kodak
i hax-x0r's De_Dust and i still lost to one easy bot, im the noob.

ThePittman
Originally posted by Bloigen
They could be transmitting money into my brain. herbnone Well then I want $20 then stick out tongue

Itzak
Originally posted by Bloigen
Ok, so I bought a new mobile phone yesterday, and it keeps emitting this weird noise, then when I press this button, it speaks to me. Please help, I'm scared, yet sexually aroused.

Call 911.

No...

Wait...

Order a pizza. tongue_ss

Bloigen
Originally posted by ThePittman
Well then I want $20 then stick out tongue

I only deal with British Sterling Pounds! mhm

Originally posted by Itzak
Call 911.

No...

Wait...

Order a pizza. tongue_ss

Better yet, I'll call 911 and order a pizza. tongue_ss

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bloigen
I only deal with British Sterling Pounds! mhm



Better yet, I'll call 911 and order a pizza. tongue_ss

Wow nice to see you back sweetie.big grin

Bloigen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wow nice to see you back sweetie.big grin

Nice to be back. w00t

That's sounded really corny. ermm

*spits*

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Bloigen
Nice to be back. w00t

That's sounded really corny. ermm

*spits*

It wasn't that corny. I've seen worse.ermm

Red Two
I guess you phone didt kill you couz your still posting

Bloigen
Originally posted by LethalFemme
It wasn't that corny. I've seen worse.ermm

http://akolsens.home.att.net/corny.jpg

Red Two
http://www.unmediated.net/TMI/images/cover519x458.jpg

Bloigen
Originally posted by Red Two
http://www.unmediated.net/TMI/images/cover519x458.jpg

EAT THE REST OF YOUR CORN DAMNIT! mad

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bloigen
Ok, so I bought a new mobile phone yesterday, and it keeps emitting this weird noise, then when I press this button, it speaks to me. Please help, I'm scared, yet sexually aroused. hmm

Bugger it?

Bloigen
Originally posted by lord xyz
hmm

Bugger it?

As in "Oh, Bugger it." or "Oh? BUGGER IT!"?

Red Two
BUrger It

Kongu Dude
Originally posted by Council#13
petpet You must master the ways of the noob.
But you wish, that you got as many posts as me. mhm

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